As soon as Huaxia heard that there was money to be made, it didn't matter so much, he followed me and memorized them one after another, and in a blink of an eye, he carried fourteen.

I said to Huaxia: "Your seven aunts and eight aunts and your father's phone numbers have all been memorized, so your mother's phone number is missing." ”

Huaxia is like a stuck gun, no matter how you pick it, you can't pick it. When I saw his constipated appearance, I said "kindly": "I can't carry your mother, and other people's can too." ”

He thought about it for a long time and said, "I really can't think of it anymore, I admit defeat."

Xu Mingxiang glanced at me meaningfully, did she know my little abacus? Hua Xia suddenly shouted: "Fuck, what was the phone number of that flight attendant just now?" ”

Can't remember? That's right, that's what I want. This can be regarded as a good deed every day, help that girl, and you can't let the pigs arch the good cabbage.

Originally, I went directly out of the terminal and took a taxi directly to the city center, but Huaxia said that I would talk to Xu Mingxiang and so on.

After standing outside the terminal for a few minutes, an SUV stopped in front of us. I finally knew what Huaxia had asked me to wait for. I turned around and walked inside, Hua Xia grabbed my hand behind me and shouted, "Where are your turtle sons?" ”

"When I went back to Chengdu, I knew it was like this, and Lao Tzu began to let the security guards detain Chengdu and not go anywhere, a few of you dogs." The reason why I am so angry is because the three people who got out of the car are all old acquaintances, one is Qi Botao, and Zhou Hao, and the other is Qiu Xu, who has not seen him for many days.

The cheap smiles on Qi Botao and Zhou Hao's faces made me hair all over my body. Huaxia's friend should be one of the two of them. I said why before leaving, my heart was hairy, there was a bad premonition, I won't talk about the two of them, the key is that Qiu Xu, what good things can happen where he is? If you don't want to die, it's safer to go back to Chengdu as soon as possible.

I wanted to go, but they wouldn't let me, so there was a few people hugging hands in front of the terminal. A scene of dragging feet.

Huaxia strangled my neck and said, "You don't have a ticket to go back to Chengdu now." Why don't you find a place to have lunch with us and talk while eating. ”

I stopped struggling, looked at Xu Mingxiang and said, "Senior sister, you won't be with them, right?" ”

Xu Mingxiang said: "I really don't know what they are doing here. The person who picked me up should be there right away. ”

Just finished speaking. A camouflage. The car with the license plate blocked stopped behind the car that Zhou Hao and the others were driving.

A soldier in an army uniform got out of the car, and after he got down, he first straightened his clothes. Wear a large-brimmed hat with a pit under your arm, the brim is parallel to your eyebrows, just revealing a pair of eyes that are large and bright even though they are single eyelids. Under the bridge of the nose is thick lips, and the cheeks are bulging, and it looks like you should chew gum regularly. I checked it out and he was at least half a head taller than me, and his wheat-colored skin made him look domineering. He walked straight to Xu Mingxiang's side and stretched out his hand to her, Xu Mingxiang naturally shook it with him, and said, "Tong Li, we met again, I didn't expect you to be a major." ”

The soldier's voice was loud, and he said to Xu Mingxiang with a smile: "No matter how you say it, I am two years older than you, can you call Brother Tong?" ”

Xu Mingxiang glanced at him and said: "No matter how old you are, you are also the little kid who was taken by my father with a bayonet back then, and you still want to be my eldest brother, you ask my two younger brothers if they are doing it." ”

Xu Mingxiang pointed at me and Huaxia, and the soldier followed her finger to look at me and Huaxia, staring at each other, so frightened that I and Huaxia raised their hands above their heads and shouted: "I have no opinion!" ”

The soldier smiled "haha", walked towards us, shook hands with us one by one, and introduced: "My name is Tong Li, it's nice to meet you." ”

The first image he left me was not bad. If memory serves, he should be one of the group of special forces who fought desperately against drug criminals on the border back then.

Judging from the strength of shaking hands with him, if Huaxia and I don't rely on occult arts to do it with him, he will clean up our kind of goods, and more than five will be a problem.

I was about to tell Xu Tongli that if there was something, he and Xu Mingxiang could go first. Unexpectedly, Qi Botao grabbed Tong Li's shoulder and said, "Brother Tong, you won't be going to eat your army's food tonight, right?" ”

This time it was Xu Mingxiang's turn to be dumbfounded, and she said to me, "I think we may all be here for one thing." ”

In fact, Xu Mingxiang didn't know why Tong Li called her to Yunnan. Anyway, it's definitely not this military uniform brother who generously invited her to Kunming for a seven-day tour. Just like Huaxia said that a friend invited him to come to Kunming to play, the generous friend he spoke of was actually Zhou Hao. And the one who really needs our help should be Qi Botao.

When I think that this kid is usually called by me, and sometimes even wakes him up from his dream in the middle of the night, I am embarrassed to stop pretending to be strange, just waiting for them to tell the story.

In the downtown area of Kunming, there is a news hall on the news road, which is backed by Yunnan Economic Daily. When I heard about the hall, I thought it was a place to drink tea and play cards, because that's what it looks like in Chengdu. As a result, after going in, I realized that I was here for lunch.

After entering the private room, Tong Li beckoned everyone to sit down and said: "Today's first meal will be the first one by me, but the ugly words ahead, my monthly salary is not comparable to the income of you as a boss, you will just settle down and have a light meal." ”

I've come to appreciate this guy who is not a few years older than us, and his serious face sometimes can't hide his humor. He speaks very directly, unlike the customers I met in business with Huaxia, those guys like to talk in circles, and they can lead people to the ditch by going around.

As soon as the dish was served, I tasted it and commented pertinently, "Yes, it's good." Decoration and decoration, the environment is quiet. In the end, it is a place where cultural workers often eat. The most important thing is that this dish has all the color, flavor and flavor, which is much stronger than many big hotels that claim to be five-star quality. ”

I said this as if Tong Li had brought us to a good place and made him closer to me. We all had a glass together. Tong Li said: "Lai Hua is really right, today's journalists are used to being noisy. Private time is suddenly quiet. In the words that are now in vogue, they are still a little clear. The higher the level of this culture, the more particular they are. ”

Xu Mingxiang couldn't stand it anymore, and said to Tong Li: "My brother praised the dishes in this store are not bad, and you are still in a hurry, and you also praised yourself by the way." I notice that you're getting thicker and thicker now. The legendary ruffian is like you. ”

Huaxia saw that Xu Mingxiang was half-true and half-false, and the joke was a bit excessive, and I was about to say something, Tong Li said: "Mingxiang is right, I have been a soldier for so many years. Nothing else learned. But the skin has thickened a lot. I'm just a big boss, and I don't dare to call myself a cultural person, let alone go to the next level. ”

Hua Xia said: "Brother Tong, you don't want us. Your story. My sister told us. To put it mildly. Don't mind. If you are a big-headed special forces, how many shots do you have to take to get to this rank in this era of peace? I don't think you look like you've been cured through a sieve. You should tell us honestly that you graduated from a prestigious military academy. ”

Tong Li's old face turned red, took a sip of the white wine in the glass, and said embarrassedly: "Shijiazhuang Army Academy." ”

When we heard this, we were dumbfounded. As our country's economy continues to grow, so does its military strength, which does not mean that the total number of troops has increased, but on the contrary, the number has decreased slightly. However, the combat effectiveness has been greatly improved, and it is not a pity to compare it today.

In the 80s and 90s, if you had a horizontal body and endured hardships, then you must be a big celebrity in the army. It's about a group of people with well-developed limbs and simple minds. After the slogan of strengthening the army with science and technology was raised, the conditions for recruiting soldiers in the army also began to change, and there were certain requirements for the level of education, and the minimum high school graduation was required. Since then, the overall level of education of the troops has also increased.

When most men are young, they have a dream of galloping on the field and making achievements, and 90% of them give up because of this and because of that. But there is always a part of people who persevered, they completed nine years of compulsory education, went to high school, and then worked hard to survive the most painful three years of their lives, and finally came to the day to fill in the volunteers, with a stroke of the pen, to apply for military academies. Don't think that if you fill it out, you will definitely be able to get in, the score of the military academy is frighteningly high. Even if you pass the exam, you still have to go through a physical examination, a political examination, and a series of complicated procedures, then congratulations, you have become a future commander or political cadre of the army.

Military academies and academies received high scores, among which the Shijiazhuang Army Academy was the most high. Being able to get together in this school shows that the students are not ordinary people. If you're a nerd, the good days are over, and the darkest days of your life will be spent here. However, those who dare to take the entrance examination to this school have long been prepared for all kinds of thoughts, and among these people, either their family conditions are relatively poor, or their brains are abnormal, what I said is abnormal, it is not that he has mental problems, but that this kind of person likes to challenge and accept perverted challenges again and again. Everyone came to the same school and the same major, which means that they are basically on the same starting line in terms of grades. The competition starts from the first day of enrollment, why is there a competition? Judging from my school days, all the students who were in the top 10 of their grades had a habit that I thought was very bad and liked to be more serious. For example, if you find a new way to solve a math problem, it takes half an hour. That's not going to work, I'm going to find a new way, even if it's a minute faster than you, I'll win. In my opinion, it was purely full of leisure, so the group of people went to the university of their dreams, and I, hehe.

Well, this group of people who like to be more serious have all come together, and you can imagine what it is with your toes. But in military academies, it is not as simple as studying, but also more than military literacy and physical fitness.

If you're a cadet, you can see at all times that someone is eating more and eating faster than anyone else. There are also people who and pull more and faster. What's the use of anything more than that? In war, time is often the key to victory, so the most typical military style is the popularity of Reilly. There are also people who use less paper than when they, you use one, Lao Tzu dares to use half one; If you dare to use half a sheet, Lao Tzu won't even wipe his buttocks. So why is it more than this? The answer is very simple: The glorious tradition of our army is to practice strict economy and to be arduous and simple. Got it! (Having said so much, why, just to prove that Tong Li is not an ordinary person.) At least in terms of IQ, the body is stronger than me and Huaxia. ）

When I look at Tong Li now, all I have left is admiration. (To be continued......)

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