Due to the early time to change the boarding pass and enter the security check, so the incident just now did not delay our boarding time, I leaned against the window and sat down, Xu Mingxiang was in the center, and Huaxia was outside. Hua Xia said that sitting in this way would make it easier for him to talk to people. I didn't want to spoil him, so I kept holding back and didn't tell him, I was a little afraid of heights. With the principle of curing the sick with the disease, I will go to China.

I asked Hua Xia Dao, "Who were those two policemen just now?" ”

Huaxia said: "I don't know, I just called my uncle, and then the two of them appeared." ”

It turned out to be the person Lin Hongzhi was looking for, and I said, "Isn't your uncle on a business trip?" Coming back? ”

Hua Xia nodded and said: "Well, I just came back last night, and I have been studying outside for a while, and I am such an old person, and I am still like a student, taking notes, writing summaries, and doing homework in class." It's pathetic. ”

This is still called pitiful, I don't know if Huaxia is pretending to be confused or what, to his uncle's level, if he goes to study, it is a good thing to designate, there is no problem, and he should be promoted in a few days. Lin Hongzhi is now at the deputy bureau level, and if he is promoted again, he will have to be in the right situation, and in ancient times, he could be regarded as a local third-grade master, standing at the gate of the core of power, if he works harder, maybe he can really soar to the sky.

It didn't take long for the folding TV overhead to open up, and it began to play some safety tips when flying. The flight attendant also gestured with the TV in the cabin, Huaxia was right, the flight attendants of China Eastern Airlines were really beautiful and eye-catching. Hua Xia didn't listen to anyone say anything at all, and his eyes were just staring at the proud busts of those tall flight attendants.

It is estimated that the stewardess at the bow of the cabin noticed Huaxia's fiery gaze, and was already a little embarrassed, I clearly felt that her calling rhythm had been messed up, and her cheeks were slightly red. It seems that Huaxia is already half the battle. I couldn't bear to look at it any longer, so I just closed my eyes.

Xu Mingxiang whispered in my ear, "Senior brother." What's the matter, do you envy Huaxia? If you are happy to hook up with a flight attendant, don't worry, I won't tell Sister Jieyu. ”

I jokingly said: "Who knows if what you said is true or false, when Jieyu left, I talked to you in the room for a long time, maybe you would have become her golden reporter a long time ago, and then I will do something sorry for her, and when she comes back, you tell her, then I will not live?" ”

Xu Mingxiang said: "You are called a thief but not a thief, but it is much better than Huaxia thief heart and thief courage." Sooner or later, he will die at the hands of women. ”

Hua Xia pulled his gaze away from people's chests with difficulty, and said, "You two will speak ill of me when you have the opportunity." There is a thief's heart. What's so bad about having thief guts? This life is very short, of course, how happy and how to live. When my aunt took me on the plane for the first time, I was so sick and dizzy that I had a flight attendant to help take care of me, and since then. I've always had a dream of being a flight attendant. Over the years, I have gone out less and never caught the opportunity. Today, I finally looked pleasing to the eye. Can I still let her run? ”

I laughed and said, "Flight attendant dream? Why don't you be a flight attendant directly, pick up a girl, why are you looking for so many reasons? I've long seen that your kid is a uniform controller, and your police haven't contacted you for a long time, right? ”

"Gua Baby!" Huaxia scolded and said, "Lao Tzu happily took you out to play, don't you want to block me?" I call it a broken love. Then you need the Emotional Transfer Healing Method, you don't understand. ”

After a short taxi, the plane straightened its position and accelerated violently. It was like a big rock had been crushed in my chest. Poor breathing. But after a while, I got used to it.

When the nose was cocked upwards, my ten toes gripped the soles of my shoes so hard that my socks barely scratched. After the body is completely off the ground, the feeling of urgency to urinate arises spontaneously, and the climax comes.

I grabbed the handrails with both hands, buried my head low, and stiffened all over. Airplanes are not suitable for me. Xu Mingxiang and Huaxia saw me like this, and they smiled forward and backwards.

Xu Mingxiang patted my hand and said, "Laizi, relax, the plane is climbing high now, you may be a little uncomfortable for the first time you sit, but it will be fine after a while." ”

As Xu Mingxiang said, when the plane climbs to a certain height and begins to fly smoothly, the feeling of chest tightness, tightness, and urgency to urinate will go away, and it will be much more comfortable.

At this time, two flight attendants came over with a small cart with various drinks on it. The one who was blushing at Huaxia also came. She first asked Hua Xiadao, "Sir, what do you want to drink?" ”

Hua Xia glanced at her, then lowered his head and pretended to ignore her and said, "No, thank you." ”

The look of disappointment on the stewardess's face happened to be caught by me, and I didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in Huaxia Hulu.

When she asked Xu Mingxiang, Xu Mingxiang didn't order anything. I saw that neither of them wanted to drink, so I simply didn't want it, anyway, the whole flight time was only about an hour, and I didn't need to drink water.

Huaxia asked me, "Why don't you order a drink?" ”

I didn't want to say it: "Things at the airport are so expensive, and the price on the plane is even higher, so why spend such unjust money." ”

Hua Xia said with a smile: "Laizi, you don't need money to eat and drink on the plane." ”

Don't want money? I immediately said, "Why didn't you say it sooner?" ”

Hua Xia spread his hands and said, "I thought you knew, didn't you ask anyway?" ”

If I had known that I didn't need money, I would have to eat the ticket money back.

The flight attendants distributed the soft ingredients and some simple food to the passengers, and then returned to their seats and sat down.

About half an hour later, Hua Xia suddenly called me and said, "Laizi, call the flight attendant." ”

I said, "Why don't you call it yourself?" ”

Hua Xia said impatiently: "If you call it, you can call it, there is a lot of nonsense." ”

I reluctantly opened my mouth and just shouted the word "ride", but Xu Mingxiang covered her mouth, she didn't say anything to me, and pointed to the bottom of the suitcase above my head. Only then did I realize that loud noises are strictly forbidden in the cabin, just ring the bell if you have something. Seeing the strange looks of the people around me, I wanted to find a crack to get into. It's a big shame this time.

When I pressed the bell, the flight attendant immediately came to our row, and it was still the big Mimi that Huaxia fancied. Obviously, I rang the bell, but the woman didn't even look at me, and asked Huaxia directly: "Sir, do you need anything?" ”

Hua Xia pointed at me and said, "My brother should take medicine, you can pour him a glass of water." ”

She quickly brought a bottle of mineral water over, and Huaxia said, "It's not mineral water, it's warm water, which the doctor ordered." ”

There was no way, the stewardess had to go back and pour a glass again. After the stewardess left, I said to Huaxia: "You melon baby, you should take medicine, you pick up girls, and use Lao Tzu as a ladder." ”

Hua Xia smiled and said, "Brother, it is at this time that the value can be reflected. After that, he gave me a look and told me to ring the bell again.

After a few back and forth, Huaxia either asked someone to take the paper or asked her to find a pen. When she came over for the last time, before Huaxia could speak, she directly handed Huaxia a piece of paper, I rubbed it over and looked at it, there was a string of numbers on it, and there was a sentence behind it, "Call me when you get off the plane." ”

My God, before Huaxia launched an offensive, this woman surrendered. Since when have women become so bold? Not reserved at all, unchallenging.

After Hua Xia read the number a few times, he already remembered it, and then shredded the piece of paper and put it in a garbage bag.

Xu Mingxiang closed her eyes and said as if she was talking in a dream: "It's another mating season!" ”

I asked Huaxia, "Why don't I make room for you tonight?" ”

"Nonsense, even if there is no such woman, it is impossible for Lao Tzu to sleep in the same room with you, two men sleep in the same room, and when they are seen, you can't tell if you have ten mouths." Huaxia said.

What kind of world is this Nima? Men and women share a room, and no one gossips anymore. It would not be strange for two women to sleep in the same room. But why are two men living in the same room being pointed at, their IQ is limited, and they can't understand it.

After a while, the fuselage began to shake violently, and I held my head and subconsciously wanted to get under the chair, only to hear the radio say: "Passengers, the plane we are flying on is passing through the air current, and the fuselage is shaking violently, for your safety, please fasten your seat belt." ”

It turned out that it wasn't the plane that was going to fall, so I fastened my seat belt and sat honestly in my seat, not daring to move.

Hua Xia smiled: "Laizi, I find it so interesting to fly with you, Lao Tzu will take you wherever he goes in the future." ”

I'm not his luggage, I can take it with me if I want.

No more, no less, 70 minutes, the plane arrived safely at Kunming International Airport. During the landing, I felt weightless at one point. I kept thinking in my heart that the Bodhisattva blessed the landing gear of the plane not to have problems, not to drop a wheel or something, and that joke would be too big. Fortunately, nothing happened in the end.

The flight attendants stood at the door of the cabin smiling at each other, and when Huaxia passed by the favorite flight attendant, she slowed down and said softly: "Thank you for taking this flight, welcome to come next time." ”

Looking at the eyebrows of this pair of dog men and women, I really couldn't stand it anymore, so I walked out around Huaxia. When Xu Mingxiang and I walked a long way, Huaxia happily caught up. When I saw him coming, I said to him, "Huaxia, let's make a bet." You win, I'll give you a thousand bucks. ”

As soon as Huaxia heard that there was a bet, he immediately agreed. I said to him, "Don't you have an amazing memory?" I want you to memorize fifteen phone numbers of your closest people at once, you recite one, I will pull one, fifteen are all right, and I will give you 1,000 yuan. (To be continued......)