In the temporary command post of the 74th Armored Division of the Federal Expeditionary Force, Lieutenant Meehan, the leader of the maintenance detachment, was listening to the reprimand of a colonel officer with his head bowed and a depressed expression.

"I said Mihan, didn't you promise me that your third squad would complete the task of repairing the radar station on time and smoothly? What now? The colonel slammed a task briefing in his hand on the table with a stunned face, and said angrily: "Now that the original mission completion time has passed three hours, not only can your third squad not even find a figure, but even the communication channel has been closed without authorization!" How do you explain this to me? ”

"I'm sorry, Commander! I think there must have been an accident on their way! Mikhanodi responded.

"Accident?" The colonel, who was obviously the commander of the armored division, finally couldn't help but scold: "Fucking bullshit accident! From here to the radar station is less than ten kilometers away, and all along the way are defense areas controlled by our army, can there be a surprise? Do you fucking know that just because you failed to repair the radar station in time, the entire group army's planned offensive operation in the morning was forced to be delayed! Major General Kent of the Group Army was furious and said that Lao Tzu would be held accountable for delaying the fighter! Tell me the fuck, should Lao Tzu kill you before going to court-martial? ”

"Huh? Farewell, division commander! Mihan pleaded with a sad face, and asked puzzledly: "Division commander, isn't it just a radar station?" As for the combat operations that affected the entire army group? ”

"You!" The colonel was so angry that his nose was crooked, and he raised his hand to slap Mihan, but Zuihou still held back his anger and put down his hand, and said helplessly: "Tell you the truth, Mihan!" The Seventh Space Fleet above us was entangled in the rebel fleet and unable to provide us with air support. The combat operations of the group army can only rely on the close-in fighters of the 35th Air Assault Division for air cover, and the only thing on the entire front that can guide our fighters to accurately air attack the rebels is this radar station! Tell me, is this radar station important? ”

"Huh?" Unexpectedly, this small radar station was so important, Mihan opened his mouth wide in surprise, and then hurriedly stepped forward and said to the colonel: "Division commander, please give me another hour, and I will personally lead the team to repair the radar station!" ”

"Alright! Don't give Lao Tzu an afterthought! The colonel's anger decreased slightly, and he waved his hand and said, "Two hours ago, I had already assigned the task of direct reconnaissance and connectivity, and now it is estimated that it has been almost completed!" Damn it, those two knives are better than you professional maintenance soldiers! ”

Hearing the colonel scolding himself for the incompetence of these maintenance soldiers, Mi Han couldn't help but blush, eager to dig a pit and bury himself, and at the same time secretly scolded Haoyi and others who had lost their traces in his heart, so that he would lose face in front of the division commander.

At this moment, a lieutenant staff officer in charge of communications in the temporary command post suddenly took off his headset, turned back to the colonel, and said hurriedly: "Division commander, the forward armored regiment has sent an urgent report, saying that a rebel armored detachment is passing through the no-man's land where our army is facing the rebels, and is rushing towards the front line of our army at high speed. ”

"How many troops are there on the other side? Is there any infantry and fighter cover? The colonel asked in a deep voice, frowning.

"Five CC010 siege tanks, three raider mechs, several fire assault vehicles, no fighter planes and infantry cover!" The lieutenant staff officer briefly reported.

"I'm X, with such a small number of troops, dare to provoke Lao Tzu?" After listening to the staff officer's report, the colonel, who was angry, couldn't help but burst into anger and scolded: "Jim of the dog day, that armored mess grew up eating shit?" Wouldn't it be enough to directly eliminate this group of tired rebels, so that you can talk to Lao Tzu? ”

"No, Commander! The commander of the first regiment reported that the rebels actually knew about the communication channel of our army, and forcibly cut into the communication channel of our army, and sent a message saying that they were from the third squad of the maintenance detachment. ”

"What!" This time, it was Mihan and the colonel who shouted in surprise at the same time: "Maintenance team! ”

The colonel looked back at Mihan with a puzzled face, and Mihan came to his senses and shrugged helplessly to say that he didn't know what was going on.

"Send me the picture of the forward position!" The colonel simply stopped paying attention to Mihan, who was also confused, and ordered the staff officer.

"Yes, Commander!" As he spoke, the staff officer pressed the button on the console, and a jaw-dropping image appeared on the simple holographic communication video.

Five siege tanks, without any Union army insignia, marched crookedly in a long snake formation, flanked by several fire assault vehicles. The two Marauder mechs, which seemed to be malfunctioning and immobilized, were actually tied to the butts of the two tanks, dragged like corpses. What's even more surprising is that there is a mecha with extremely exaggerated movements in the back.

The mech, which was originally equipped with the right arm of a rapid-fire laser gun, had somehow broken to the point where only a small section of the bare sparkling cable head remained. And this "one-armed mecha" seems to have something wrong with his left leg, limping and jumping forward, like a lame steel rabbit.

At this moment, perhaps the communication channel of the squad was always on, and Hao Yi's trademark broken gong voice rang out at the right time.

"Lao Zhao, can you fucking slow down, wait for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is tired!"

As he spoke, the third siege tank in front of him actually stopped. And then an even more jaw-dropping picture appeared. The one-armed lame mecha actually jumped three times and jumped behind the butt of the chariot, jumped suddenly, and after a burst of dust, I saw that the mecha actually split its legs and sat on the tank Tianling cover, like an ancient cavalryman riding a war horse.

"Lao Zhao, open the way! I'm driving, driving, driving! Whoa, hey! In the communication channel, Haoyi's ghost crying wolf howl once again made everyone in the temporary command post petrified on the spot.

"I'll it! It turns out that the Marauder mecha can still be used like this! The combat staff officer of the division headquarters, who didn't know when he came over, raised his hand to hold the frame of his glasses, and said stupidly as if he had suddenly realized. Others couldn't help but rub their eyes and stare at the holographic screen in disbelief.

"Division Commander, it's Haoyi and them!" The shocking picture that had been created by Haoyi almost made Mi Han, who almost crashed his head, actually subconsciously raised his hand and patted the colonel's shoulder and said hello.

"Uh......" When Mi Han's hand touched the rank of the four beans on the division commander's shoulder, he suddenly realized his faux pas, and quickly withdrew his hand, peeking at the division commander next to him with some concern. He didn't expect that the division commander at this time was also shocked, his mouth slightly open, and he looked at the "one-armed lame" mecha on the screen in distraction, and he didn't notice Mi Han's rude actions at all.

"Wow haha, I'm a duckling, babbling oh!" When everyone's brains were short-circuiting, the one-armed mecha riding a tank actually waved his left arm and sang a children's song that made everyone almost fall into a coma.

"Divisional Commander!" The staff officer who operated the holographic communication channel had been disturbed by Haoyi's extremely ugly children's rhyme, and turned back with a wry smile to remind the colonel who was still in a petrified state.

"Uh......" The colonel came to his senses with black lines on his head, and then realized that he was a little out of shape, and quickly coughed twice, regained his majestic demeanor, and pretended to be angry and scolded: "Damn, what kind of bullshit song is this!" It's fucking ugly! ”

After scolding, the colonel curiously turned around and asked Mi Han, "Mi Han, you just called me?" ”

"Ahem, yes division commander! I'm sure that the one who sang the children's rhyme was indeed my senior soldier Hao Yi of the third squad! Mi Han hurriedly straightened up and replied to the report, seeing that the colonel frowned, he hurriedly continued to explain: "It was in yesterday's battle, because of your excellent performance, you also personally issued a battlefield commendation order, and Haoyi, who was promoted to a senior soldier." ”

"Oh! Remember, it's that deadly little bunny! The colonel slapped his forehead and suddenly realized.

"Division commander, the commander of a regiment is still waiting for your instructions!" The staff officer hurriedly reminded.

"Uh, notify a group of fronts to make way for those doggy lost bunnies!" The colonel's face suddenly changed and he gritted his teeth and scolded: "Damn, why don't you go to repair the radar station and play on the rebel position?" Grandma is a bear, come back and kill this group of little rabbits! ”

"That, hehe, division commander, I'll go to the front and bring back those doggy bunnies and let you shoot them!" Mi Han, who has always been serious, heard the colonel scolding his mother angrily, and hurriedly said flatteringly while laughing and rubbing his hands.

"Get out!" The colonel scolded angrily: "Let that little rabbit cub named Haoyi, next time he sing such a fucking children's song in the front line, the morale of Lao Tzu's entire division is about to be sung by him!" ”

"Yes, yes, don't worry, teacher, I will definitely teach that little rabbit a good lesson!" Mihan hurriedly nodded and withdrew from the command post, hurriedly jumped into a vicious fire assault vehicle, and rushed towards the forward position.

In the forward position, Hao Yi and the others drove the chariot mecha they had snatched from the rebels, and in the surprised eyes of the friendly troops, they swaggered past the defense line of the armored regiment and stopped behind a high ground.

Without waiting for the tank under his crotch to stop, Haoyi manipulated the one-armed lame mecha and jumped down clumsily, only to be unexpectedly planted on his heels, lying on the ground on all fours and shouting: "Mom, come and help me!" ”

The armored soldiers around them, who were still on alert to this "rebel" armored detachment, couldn't hold back anymore when they saw this, and shouted loudly in the chariot mecha. After the laughter, the two friendly mechs that received the order to lift the alert state from the communication channel hurriedly stepped forward and kindly pulled Haoyi up who was lying on the ground.

"Damn, I almost didn't break my bones!" Hao Yi, who jumped out of the cramped mecha cockpit in embarrassment, rubbed his shoulders and scolded complainingly.

"Haoyi! You guys fucking know to come back! At this time, Lieutenant Mihan's loud voice floated from afar, and Hao Yi was frightened.