Chapter 026: The Scapegoat Who Was Almost Shot

At the door of an abandoned warehouse, far from the line of fire, stood two heavily armored Marines holding C17 spike guns with grenade launchers. Unlike the light individual armor worn by other branches of the military, the Marines' heavy armor is not only effective against light firepower such as spike guns, but also provides nuclear, biological, and chemical protection. With the protection of such heavy armor, the marines can not only directly fight all kinds of combat vehicles and mechs on the battlefield, but even in harsh environments such as outer space, they can also break away from the mothership, fight against all kinds of fighters in space, and complete various types of difficult individual missions. In this way, the Marines equipped with heavy armor are equivalent to a small individual mech.

However, despite this, the Marines are still too vulnerable in the face of powerful firepower such as tanks, mechs, and fighters. Because of this, the death rate of Marines on the battlefield is often much higher than that of any other service. One of the reasons why the Union Army still retains a large number of Marine Divisions is that compared to the expensive tank mechs, the Marines are "inexpensive" and capable of any kind of dangerous field mission, which is equivalent to the role of a battlefield fire brigade. What's more, when the war advanced to the cities, the role of the marines who were good at street fighting became more prominent.

The two Marines stood with their heads held high and staring intently, and the standard military posture left no doubt that they were qualified Marines. However, on the right arm of their armor was sprayed a mark not found on other Marines, a white "P" jacket and a large ring. This is the hallmark of the Federal Gendarmerie Department.

Inside the warehouse, in the empty steel-framed structure, only a few large chests for chariot mechs and energy blocks were scattered in the corners, as well as a pile of scrapped armor rifles, and so on. In addition to this, there are two figures huddled in a corner to the east. A chubby soldier in light armor was sleeping on a large box outside, while the other was squatting on the ground, holding a thin wooden stick that he had picked up from nowhere, teasing a group of ants on the ground who were busy moving.

"Gollum!" There was a thud of tumbling sound from the belly of the chubby soldier. The skinny soldier glanced up dissatisfiedly and muttered, "You foodie, you eat and sleep all day long!" "The black face hides the slightly immature, but a little resolute yellow face, which is our protagonist Haoyi.

"Huh? Has Brother Hao eaten? Belch? What about rice? As soon as he heard Hao Yi mention the word "eat", Hu Erpang immediately woke up, didn't care about the remaining Ha Lazi at the corner of his mouth, and asked with bright eyes.

"You've eaten me!" Haoyi flicked the thin wooden stick in his hand angrily, smashing the little ants into thinking that there was an earthquake, and they scurried around in a panic.

"Uh......" Seeing Haoyi's displeasure, Hu Erpang hurriedly shrank his head and continued to rely on the box to dream of his "Manchu Han Full Banquet".

"His grandmother's, why is Lao Tzu so on his back! Three days and two ends to confiner Lao Tzu? Could it be that Lao Tzu has grown a neat face? Haoyi glared at Hu Erpang helplessly, muttered in his heart, and simply leaned on the other side of the box, stretched his waist and hugged his head, remembering things.

Recalling the scene of capturing a whole group of rebel soldiers "single-handedly" yesterday, Haoyi's heart is still full of aftertaste and excitement. But after he scared the rebel lieutenant into peeing his pants, the rebel soldiers no longer dared to resist in the slightest. Although the electromagnetic spike guns in their hands can also effectively penetrate the Marauder mech. But after all, the rapid-fire laser cannons and punisher grenades equipped with the Marauder mechs were able to blast these soldiers who tried to resist into slag before they could blow themselves up.

"If you don't want to die so much that you don't even have hair left, just fuck Lao Tzu with his head in his hands and squat over there!" Inside the raider mecha, Hao Yi wore a special aiming helmet and looked triumphantly at the group of rebel soldiers with sad faces, obediently squatting in front of the slope on the side.

Then, Hao Yi asked Xu Feng and the others, who had not yet recovered from the shock, to quickly repair the power systems of these chariot mechs. As for other systems such as artillery above, there is certainly not so much time to tinker with. Haoyi only thought about "capturing" these chariot mechs to his own camp, and he couldn't care so much about it at all.

"Haoyi, we don't have so many people to drive these chariot mechs, counting the captain and me, there are only three people who can drive these chariot mechas! What to do? Zhao Jiakun gently knocked on the mecha where Hao Yi was sitting with a hammer, motioned Hao Yi to open a small window above the mecha, and asked in a low voice. was stirred up by Haoyi's sudden move, Xu Feng and Zhao Jiakun, who were the highest-ranking in the team, had no idea, and virtually acquiesced to Haoyi's "leadership position".

Hao Yi yawned lazily through the small window, and he fell asleep in the cockpit of the mecha in a daze after not having much rest all night. If it weren't for the heavy shell of the mecha that covered Haoyi, who had fallen into a sweet dream, once those rebel soldiers noticed that this "evil star" actually fell asleep, it would have to blow up the nest.

"What's so hard about this!" Hao Yi blinked and still had a few traces of saliva left in his mouth, and said nonchalantly: "Let those rebels help open it?" ”

"Huh? You didn't burn out your head, did you? Zhao Jiakun's eyes widened, and he said in surprise: "I, X, you let those rebel soldiers open, what if they escape from the battle or turn the muzzle of the gun and capture us?" ”

"An, Lao Zhao! Except for this mecha of mine, don't all the other vehicle mechs have faults with their fire control systems? You can just lock all the fire control systems of those chariots and mechs! Haoyi yawned, waved his hand and said, "If you still don't feel at ease, I'll teach you another way!" Come! Saying that, Hao Yi opened the cockpit of the mecha and stretched his neck to attach it to Zhao Jiakun's ear to "teach" the tricks. How can this mecha be "tall and big", even if Haoyi's neck is long, it can't reach Zhao Jiakun, who has already stood on tiptoe. In desperation, Hao Yi simply jumped out of the cockpit and whispered directly in Zhao Jiakun's ear.

His move frightened Zhao Jiakun for a while, for fear that the rebel soldiers who had surrendered over there would notice that they had lost their threat and would riot on the spot. When he peeked at the rebel soldiers who were squatting in front of the hillside with their heads in their hands, and saw that they were still lost and dazed, he listened to Haoyi's "tricks" with confidence.

A moment later, Haoyi "rode" the mecha and let Xu Feng and the others stage a play in front of the rebel soldiers. A maintenance soldier got into a combat vehicle at Haoyi's signal, and after launching, tried to turn on the artillery system. At this moment, the chariot emitted a series of terrible alarm sounds, followed by billowing white smoke, and the maintenance soldier rolled out of the chariot's cockpit in disarray.

After understanding that any attempt to open the fire control system of the chariot mecha would end up like this, several timid rebel pilots were selected and ordered to drive these redundant chariot mechs for Hao Yi and the others.

"Wow, brothers, let's go home!" Hao Yi, who was piloting the raider mecha, excitedly waved the right arm of the mecha equipped with a rapid-fire laser cannon, and fired a fierce shot into the air. "Bang, click!" There was a chaotic sound, and a picture that made everyone stunned and half-rang couldn't close their mouths appeared. Probably because the mecha had not yet been fully repaired, after a violent fire, a string of sparks suddenly flashed from the right arm and torso. Then, the mecha's entire right arm actually broke off and fell to the ground with a "bang".

"Uh......" Hao Yi, who was on the rise, didn't expect that this rebel mecha was such a parallel car, and after being stunned for a moment, through the external view screen inside the mecha, he saw that the faces of those rebel soldiers actually changed their expressions one after another, Hao Yi pursed his lips and muttered: "This group of second forces, don't you know that Lao Tzu still has the punisher grenade on his left arm?" Want to die? ”

"Boom!" In a puff of smoke and confusion, after Haoyi demonstrated the immense power of the four punisher grenades, the rebel soldiers finally put away their little bad intentions.

In this way, Hao Yi drove these rebel soldiers to help drive the "captive" chariot mecha back to the front of the federal army. And when they were discovered by the rebel allies, Haoyi said nonsense that they were a special detachment that carried out a small-scale reconnaissance mission under the direct order of the group army headquarters. Then, Haoyi didn't give the rebels a chance to find out their identities at all, and jumped directly past the rebels' forward positions and swaggered back to his own camp.

"Damn, it stands to reason that Lao Tzu has captured so many chariot mechas, so I will give Lao Tzu a commendation and promote Lao Tzu's official! These dogs are still locked up in lockdown! I'm X, isn't it because the electronic navigator in Lao Tzu's hand was struck by lightning and I didn't complete the task of repairing the radar station on time? As for it? Dog's day, didn't Lao Tzu almost be struck by lightning and wiped out? After recalling his glorious achievements, Haoyi hugged his head helplessly and complained mournfully.

After Hao Yi and the others returned to the division headquarters, the division commander Hull, who had already lost his anger, first pretended to be angry and blew his beard and glared at Hao Yi and the others and reprimanded Hao Yi and the others, and then, with a serious face, patted Hao Yi on the shoulder and whispered in his ear: "Boy, your fucking children's songs are so ugly!" ”

"Uh......" Haoyi was stunned for a moment, and then understood that the division commander had already "spared" them, so he grinned and smirked: "Teacher, it's a big deal, I'll practice more in the future!" ”

"your ass! Do you fucking want Lao Tzu to have a myocardial infarction and suddenly "die"? Division Commander Hull glared at Hao Yi with dissatisfaction, and coldly knocked Hao Yi and scolded.

Because Haoyi and others accidentally captured so many combat vehicles and mechs of the rebels, the division commander Hull did not plan to hold Haoyi and others responsible for failing to repair the radar station in time. However, a moment later, the military headquarters of the army group suddenly sent a team of military police, and gave an aggressive order, saying that Hull should investigate why the radar station was not repaired in time.

"Do you have to find out about it?" In the temporary headquarters, Hull asked the captain of the gendarmerie with a grim face.

"Yes, sir! The subordinates are also acting on orders! The captain of the gendarmerie replied coldly.

"Dog's day, Kent doesn't have to kill Lao Tzu's soldiers!" Hull, who has always protected calves, finally couldn't help but slap the table and scolded.