Is what Feng Xian said the truth? It sounds too sci-fi, I just can't vomit like that if I don't have discipline, what a shame! No, no, I patted my head and pulled away, the key point at present is what Feng Xian and I did in those two hours?

"After that, you didn't ask if it was reliable?"

"Asked, do you think I am your cloth brigade, your big grin doesn't mean that I will too, if anyone is as unsightly as you, it is estimated that the number of people who are abducted and trafficked every year will go to the sea." Every time Diao Chen scolds me, he can't help but elevate himself while belittling me, I just say how can I be so good at giving people the bottom, it turns out that the root of evil is here! He has been with me since he was a child, just like the cat's mother told him that you have to catch mice when you grow up, so the cat grows up to kill all the mice in the world as his own responsibility. The reason is specific to me, I will be put at the bottom of the position when I play Xiao Diao Chen, and after my three views are formed, I will intentionally or unintentionally take it as my responsibility to be at the bottom of the world.

I summarized one thing, Diao Chen's goods are too bad!

Wait, do I still have three views?

Forget it, this is not the time to discuss this, why have I been so digressive lately? It is estimated that it was stimulated too much, and the endocrine disorder was unknown after drinking alcohol.

"Don't you have any impression?" He must have thought I was like a tape from the past, and I washed it and there was nothing left.

I thought about it, thought about it, and said honestly: "I really can't remember it at all, but I remember that I did vomit before I was unconscious, and it was in her car, did you see it when you looked for her later?" She won't tell me to pay for it afterwards, will she? Oh my God, that's a leather seat! If she's okay with my skin, take it! ”

"No, you wait." Diao Chen seemed to react to something, touched his buttocks, and put on a negative expression, and then I seemed to see a spiritual light above his head, he immediately got up and rushed into the bedroom in a hurry, and then shouted: "Bu Xiaolu!" ”

I was happy, he came out with his pants, threw them on the ground in disgust, and asked me, "Why are you so unsophisticated?" ”

When I saw that the circle of butt balls on my pants was really unsightly, I looked up and said as a matter of course: "Look, I just said that I remember throwing up in her car, and you don't look good when you change clothes, and you don't feel anything wrong when you sit down, can this depend on me?" ”

He was angry: "I was too anxious before, I sat in without looking, and then I thought it was the smell on your body and didn't care, I was really unlucky to get home!" ”

"I didn't ask you to pick it up!" I complained in a whisper, I don't bring any and basins on my head, and besides, I didn't let you quarrel with Feng Xian, can you rely on me?

He looked at me and blushed in the middle of the day, and finally asked me: "Bu Xiaolu, can you let people save some snacks?" ”

"Come on, isn't it just a pair of pants, I'll go back and help you wash it? Nothing to provoke trouble at night, are you energetic? "I finished drinking the soup in one breath, and he looked at me fixedly, as if he was brewing something, whatever, I'll fill my stomach first.

"Brigade." He softened his tone and said slowly, "I'm distressed by you like this. ”

"Poof...... "I poofed again, but this time it's not a laugh, you can see how far away my poofed soup is by looking at my ellipsis, that's right, half a poached egg is still hanging on Diao Chen's face!