I was holding the soup bowl, Diao Chen's face was red again, if I would be directly trembling with anger, it can be seen that his concentration is stronger than mine after all.

"Diao Chen, are you wrong about what you said?" I really think that the person sitting across from him at this moment should be Feng Xian, no, it was the last moment, because Feng Xian couldn't have poked half a poached egg on Diao Chen's face.

He still looked at me, without saying a word, seeing that the oil on the poached egg was about to drip into his eyes, I hurriedly shouted: "Diao Chen, don't move!" ”

Then I picked up the chopsticks and stretched the chopsticks near Diao Chen's head with the slow motion of a martial arts master, Diao Chen was nervous all of a sudden, and his eyes looked straight up, for fear that my chopsticks would be used as a hidden weapon to directly kill him.

Otherwise, I have first-class chopsticks, not only can I clamp the peeing cow balls tumbling in the hot pot, but even the half poached egg on the human face is not a problem, under my care, the poached egg successfully separated from Diao Chen's face, but the yellowing in it is reluctant on his face. I looked at Diao Chen's shiny and shiny brain, as well as the bright and sad egg yolk, and I was very pleased with my craftsmanship, like a foreign painting master!

"Don't say that the quality of this egg is very good, it can't be stuck to your face!" I smiled wryly, hoping that he would appreciate my cold humor, but unfortunately it backfired, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "Bu Xiaolu, it seems that you are ready to work long hours in my house!" ”

Shocked! Embarrassed! I hurriedly refused: "Shenma! I'm a rough girl who can't even do the rough work of picking vegetables, and your house is full of fine things, so you're not afraid that I'll spoil you? I can move and lift the horse, but the problem is that we will go out of the station, and you are not afraid that I will be pointed at the spine when I carry the rice and you shake your hands! If you have a job of chopping wood and carrying water, then I can do it, but I have some cooking and running water, so I don't have the strength to do it! ”

He took a tissue, didn't hurry to wipe the oil and egg yolk on his face, the smile was obviously bad, and sure enough, he said slowly: "Look at how good your stand-up comedy is, you don't even need to talk to you, your mouth is really neat." ”

I was a little bottomless in my heart, but I couldn't lose, I shook my head and shook it triumphantly: "That's!" Don't look at how many years I've been a child! "There is only one minute on the stage for ten years, and there is no guarantee that there will be no mistakes, otherwise the Spring Festival Gala will be prepared for broadcasting, but my life is just like what is said in "Jiqing Apartment", every day is live broadcast, and there is no rehearsal at all, so I have spent every minute on stage for more than 20 years, and most of the rival scenes are with Diao Chen, so I estimate that I should start practicing in my last life, otherwise where will I get good acting skills?

"Yes, yes, what a good acting skill!" He praised me again and again, it's good not to praise me, but if I praise me, I have nothing to do in my heart, what is he going to do wool?

Seeing that the oil on his face was gone, he regained his vigor, but the ill-intentioned expression was still there, and he moved his lips: "Then be responsible for telling me jokes, anyway, you are smooth!" ”

Dare to invite you into the urn, but I still have a good taste, and I don't know if I was sold.

I asked, "Do you think I'm a joke?" ”