Chapter 520: The Truth Is More Messy Than You Think

Chapter 520 The facts are more chaotic than you think

"I was wrong, I was really wrong, good is rewarded with good, evil is rewarded with evil, this life is now rewarded, what is the afterlife, this is evil, ......"

"Hmm, Brother Sovereign looks so sad, Sister Sandora, did I do something wrong?"

Alaya looked at the "sovereign brother" who was covered in black gas, as if possessed by Xianglin's sister-in-law, and turned his head pitifully to the transcendent object that was in the ruins, sitting on the gorgeous throne that he had taken out of his personal space, and elegantly sipping black tea like a queen's ...... Uh, Her Majesty the Queen.

"It's okay, Ah Jun just remembered another unlucky guy in the world who was demolished by us, and he just felt the same way."

"Sandora, if we accidentally smash someone's yard in the future, we must remember to pay the compensation for leveling and reforming, this retribution will come too quickly."

Hearing Sandora's words, I immediately turned my head away, and my face was full of Xianglin's sister-in-law.

The devastated living room was desolate.

All the furniture was reduced to splinters, a layer was laid on the floor, the new floor and the shallow, thick carpet for the rolling of Sandora became reddish-brown strips, criss-crossed, these were the destruction of mercury lamps, the walls were deep and deep marks, each revealing a taste of performance art, this is the masterpiece of Alayah, a large hole in the corner of the wall, revealing the water pipe that was pouring water inside, the result of Sandora's claws, and even worse, a huge hole in the ceiling, obliquely 45°The bright sunlight shone through the opening, shining on the living room of the bombing site, which was again the credit of Alayya.

Of course, about 30 percent of the destruction is still done by each and every one of us, and that's where I feel even more sad

I have clearly reminded them not to use the amount of power outside the specifications, why do they still make the house like this? Is it also a "regular force" to smash a punch through a wall during a fight? Anyway, this is a wall lined with interstellar alloy, and the soul is faint

Sure enough, in the case of a group of superhuman hands, the root of what is converged is nonsense, the so-called extra-specs, that is, even if you have the mentality of Tang Seng, after making a move, you have to produce the result of the old demon of Montenegro, and the things that can be safe and sound in a group of super life fights and slapsticks In addition to the third new Tokyo City, there is no such thing as the Earth King in Dragon Ball, and there is no such perverted place in the real world that still smells after resisting a round of nuclear explosions.

Including our big house, which is theoretically really capable of resisting a saturation nuclear strike.

"Really...... I'm very sorry......" Ding Ling was stunned as she watched the living room that was neat and spacious a few minutes ago turn into an earthquake site after a lot of jumping, and her tone was full of uneasiness at the moment, "I didn't expect this puppet to be ...... I'm so sorry."

Cut, just apologize, I don't believe you can really pay a penny for compensation

"Speaking of which, if time stood still just now, it seems that I could catch her all at once."

At this time, a shallow and faint sentence made us collectively fall into silence.

"Why didn't you say it earlier?"

Scratching his hair shallowly, he yelled at me: "Because, when I see a puppet that can move, I think it's fun, so I just want to play."

"And space jumping or something, it seems that you can easily catch her."

As soon as the shallow voice fell, Sandora next to her also slapped her palms with sudden realization.

I immediately glared at the same girl.

Sandora is also hehehe, silly: "Because...... It's funny. ”

It's fun and doesn't have to tear down the house, okay, can't these two stupid girls think about it in a way that humans can understand? It's okay if you're an alien, Shandora, shallow...... Forget it, let Shallow think normally, I might as well consider changing Sandora's three views.

Just let them be happy, back then, the princes of Zhou Youwang Fenghuo Opera were also Pomeranians, although it was very miserable later, but at least they were ginseng's yin family at that time, and I, as the head of the empire, should not be considered a great crime to demolish my house in order to make my sister happy......

However, Sandora and Shallow can be forgiven, and the culprit of all this needs to be criticized and educated

As soon as I thought of this, I turned my judgment eyes to the proud puppet girl who was being watched by a large circle of supermen, who were a little flustered by the thrilling encirclement just now, but still scanned everyone with an angry gaze.

"Sit down, behind your hands"

The mercury lamp was shaken by the majesty of my sudden burst, and then ...... Assume you didn't hear it.

"Ah Jun Ah Jun, you have been ignored ~~~" Shallow immediately shouted heartlessly on the side.

"Don't make a fuss," I coughed awkwardly, and then showed an expression that I knew everything was under control, facing the puppet girl in front of me, who was still arrogant and indifferent despite being surrounded by us, and who didn't move like an iceberg, "Mercury lamp, huh?" The first doll, right? Looking for your father? We undertake similar business, you come and sign this contract first, and become a magic ......"

Halfway through the words, I can't talk anymore, I've never seen anyone ignore people, and I've never seen someone ignore others to such a point

Although such an arrogant, indifferent and autistic girl in the animation and comics is very popular, but if you put one in front of you alive, you will know how difficult it is to communicate with her - it is definitely no less than the Eighth Route Army persuaded the puppet army to surrender

I babbled for a long time, and this girl stared at the slag of wood on the ground for a long time, and if she blinked in the middle, I would drink the soup stewed by Sandora with the pot

"You're done?" Seeing that I was quiet, the iceberg puppet named Mercury Lantern finally said coldly, "Think I'm going to be fooled?" That's what the woman told you. Hmph, although I was defeated by that glowing angel-like guy, and I didn't expect a mere human to have such strength, but as the most perfect puppet my father has ever made, I won't be fooled by your rhetoric, human."

I was inexplicably moved on the spot: it's not easy, but someone admits that I am a human being, and we have all been excluded from this species for many years

As for the sentence "just human", I decided to reduce the repair cost of the living room by 30 percent...... Uh, twenty ...... Six...... Three well, she was exempted from one percent of the repair fee

But in the end, I found that it was too difficult to communicate with the mercury lamp.

One reason is the other party's character: lonely, indifferent, and estranged, even if she is surrounded by a group of weird and powerful "mere humans" and falls into a dilemma with no chance of winning, she doesn't give a good face at all - and we really can't really bully her, and the second is the problem of first impression, Ding Ling obviously used low-level lies like "help you find your father" to coax the mercury lamp to stay in the box honestly, but after the latter opened the box, what he saw was a passerby uncle and a circle of inexplicable fanatical women, She was taken aback and thought she had been deceived, and then we were violently watched by us (Bubble that idiot), and the mercury lamp now looked at me almost the same way the chengguan saw Sicaro.

This is class hatred

"Pandora, you look at this little dot first." After failing to communicate again, I finally announced that I had given up, and waved my hand to greet Pandora, who was boringly dripping next to me, and by the way, I also hit the other party's 92.3cm body size with a slight weakness.

The mercury lamp didn't react at all, but Pandora next to her was excited.

"Okay, okay, that's the end of the trouble for now," I waved to everyone as Pandora put the protesting mercury lamp on her shoulder, and the two little ones strode out of the living room ruins, "Now let's talk about it...... Bubbles, what are you biting handkerchiefs for? ”

I saw that the child's mother was holding a white handkerchief in her hand at the moment, biting the corner of the handkerchief with tears in her eyes, grabbing the edge of the handkerchief with her little hand and pulling it hard, with a resentful expression on her face: "Woo woo, figure, people's hand, people's collector's edition 1:1 movable and sound limited release out-of-print figure...... The child's father, you bully the puppet~~~"

If you're just selling cuteness, don't expect to have a personal pet like Little Bubbles

Not far away, the blonde fool who was sticking out his head to peek into the room where the mercury lamp had been brought in, but had to kneel on the ground because of the iron claws of the little bubble, immediately shuddered and whispered to himself: "Huh? Just now, it seems that something very important has been destroyed by someone else. ”

That's your human right that you have long since disappeared.

"Ding Ling, do you have any more information about the appearance of this puppet?"

I turned my attention to Ding Ling, as the first witness to the mercury lamp, she should have known more about the situation at that time.

"For example?" Ding Ling looked at us inexplicably, "It's the first time I've encountered this incident, and I don't know what kind of situation Lu Dao is associated with crossing." ”

I thought about it, and then crossed my fingers to explain: "For example, the sudden lightning and thunder, the black hole in the air, the white-bearded uncle who slammed the door of your room in the middle of the night, and suddenly popped up a yes or ok dialog box on the screen while on the Internet, there are all kinds of strange phenomena." ”

Ding Ling blinked her eyes and said, "You won't be a street fighter before you ascend the throne, right?" ”

Hey, you're suspected of being physically assaulted

Under our detailed inquiry, Ding Ling finally told the story of that night as much as possible, but just as she said at the beginning, the arrival of the mercury lamp was quite sudden, that is, at one or two o'clock in the middle of the night, she broke the glass and fell on the bed, and there was not even a colorful auspicious cloud in the middle.

The window of the eldest lady's boudoir is the only dead end of all surveillance systems.

"It's really accurate," Ding Ling summed up after the most reckless, "If it was a little biased, that arrogant doll would definitely be more honest than now."

But I think it's more likely that you're going to have to explain the wall collapse to your dad the next day.

"Sivis," after thinking for a while, I connected to the communication link of the Shadow City, "Let the people of the Space-Time Management Center take a look at the current spatial stability around the Earth, analyze the space-time rifts that may have appeared seventy-two hours ago, and look at the records of the last large-scale space sniffing, and find the World Realm that is close to the Earth's environment." ”

"Understood."

"This doesn't have much effect," Sandora shook her head, "If it's just a mere traverser, the spatial disturbance caused will be very limited, and it will be wiped out by the laws of the universe in more than forty-eight hours, and the world realm that can be scanned by a space sniff is too limited, and the world crossing between the world and the earth realm can not follow the rules of far and near." ”

"It's better than nothing," I shrugged, "I didn't expect to meet someone who wore it in reverse this time - even more nonsense, it was such an awkward guy who came through it." ”

After forcibly carrying Bubble, who was constantly muttering "figurines, figurines" and trying to sneak over and kidnap the mercury lantern more than once, to her own room, my sister began to arrange for a few low-level puppets to be in charge of tidying up the living room, and Ding Ling got up to say goodbye to us.

"As an ordinary human with a normal head than Lin Xue, I think it's better to stay away from your circle."

The eldest lady of the Ding family, whose mouth was as unpleasant as Lin Xue, said this, and the second sentence she said was: "For the sake of me providing such a valuable information and a valuable crossing sample, can you give some substantial rewards to Shenma?" ”

I gave her a chip for the common use of the empire, as long as you can find a place to swipe the card on the earth, it is no problem to buy a small warship, and then the resentful eldest lady was sent out by us.

"Fluttering—"

The sound of wings flapping sounded behind me, and Anvina, in the form of a large crow, flew out of her nest and ...... slammed into the head of the little bubble who hadn't reacted yet, and on the spot, the little girl's frightened eyes were straight.

"Wow, I'm sorry little master"

After the transformation of the little ghost in Medivan's version, he immediately began to hurriedly comfort the little master who had just been smashed and cried by himself, while muttering: "It's over, it's over, it's over, the dream of the ace maid is going to be shattered."

"It's really noisy," I watched with a headache as the children cried and the adults made a fuss and a group of construction teams worked in the living room, as if I had followed the East Street Dog Market, "Ding Dong, you come with me." ”

"Oh" The goddess, who was busy planting corn cannons in the living room, immediately agreed cheerfully and followed.

A few minutes later, Shadow City, the Tree of the World Realm.

"Dingbell, it's your turn." I grabbed the little thing that was spreading out the napple on my head and eating biscuits, and clattering and falling dregs everywhere.

Xiao Bu looked at me inexplicably, his mung bean-like eyes glinting with bewilderment.

"You fool to see if there is anything abnormal in the Tree of the World."

I'm really going to be by this god who doesn't have a good shape at all, and the only purpose of this little thing coming to office is to achieve 2012, right?

"Wow" Tinkerbell shuddered at my angry yell, and then reacted, "yes, if you cross over, the temple should react to ......"

At this time, Ding Dong realized that Lu Dao became nervous, and hurriedly left such a sentence, and the little thing turned into a green light, and merged into the trunk of the tree of the world world that ran through the sky and earth like a cliff.

After a few seconds of planting, a faint green halo began to appear around the Tree of the World Realm, and a line of large characters appeared on the trunk of the Tree of the World Realm:

System self-test - 0.0001%, estimated completion time - more than 100 years. Temple of Order All Rights Reserved, Ripping Must Be Investigated.

The bottom line of small print:澜海喜喜喜crack版v1.1。

Standing under the tree of the world and looking at the magnificent line of big characters in front of me, I wondered if Sun Dasheng was also in the same shape as me when he faced the Ruyi golden hoop stick: looking up, sore back, bowing his head, and scolding his mother.

"Ding, what are you doing, this system self-test will take a hundred years, a hundred years"

As soon as the words fell, a jingle bubbling shout immediately sounded in the spiritual connection:

"Wow, what a mistake......

"Manual, instruction manual...... Found it? Serial number expired? Clank: Remember that this is a fool's cracked version......"

"Ah Jun, you wait, Ding Dong restart the timeline"

"Woo woo, what is the mistake of the guidance of the world's architecture is a mistake of the gods, wow, I can't understand it at all."

"Boom, clang, ......boom, boom"

I listened to it outside the World Realm Tree and became more and more frightened, more and more cold, which bastard said that 2012 is the end of the World Realm, with our God, can the earth survive until 2012?

Trembling as I watched the tree in front of me tremble, the trunk of the tree trembling, and the leaves above my head, each of which was equivalent to a small basketball court, rumbling like thunder, I began to wonder if the book was going to end like that, and then, very suddenly, everything fell silent.

The sky is not falling, the ground is not falling, and the World Tree of the World Realm, which was almost tossed to the blue screen, has finally been successfully restarted.

"Whew, fortunately, Dingdong found the system restore manual."

The green light flashed in front of me, and the little goddess appeared in front of me wiping the beads of sweat on her forehead, and then jumped on my shoulder with a click: "Ah Jun, the world realm tree really checked out the fault, and said"

With the toss you just had, the World Realm Tree will fail even if it doesn't fail

"Really, really," as if seeing the resentment on my face, Ding Dong explained aggrievedly, "The Tree of the World Realm has really been faulty before, and just now Ding Dong saw that several branches on its east side were withering, so the system will suddenly check itself, Ding Dong is very powerful......"

"Okay, good, very powerful goddess," although I resent, of course I wouldn't really reprimand Ding Dong anything, as a crane tail, she didn't have high hopes from me, "You said that the Tree Temple of the World Realm has failed?" Can a traverser cause such a glitch? ”

"Of course not," Ding Dong immediately shook his head, "Although Ding Dong uses a piracy system, the security level of the management terminal of the World Lu Realm is originally very high, and it is impossible for one or two mortals who accidentally cross to interfere with the balance of the World Lu Realm, unless it is a large-scale imbalance in the World Lu Realm...... ......"

Ding Dong's tone slowed down as he spoke, and then he finally screamed in hindsight: "Wow, Ding Dong is annoying."