Chapter 519: Messed up, completely messed up

Chapter 519 is messed up, completely messed up

In the living room, you can hear a falling pin.

Only the huge floor-standing table clock on the opposite side made the sound of "clicking, clicking, clicking" mechanically moving.

"Pandora, Viska, stop playing and inform Bubbles, the Empire needs her"

In an instant, the two small ones put away the arms that filled the living room, and then disappeared from everyone's sight.

"You...... Say it again? I pressed my left hand on the huge gorgeous suitcase and asked Ding Ling for confirmation with a serious expression.

"If I'm not mistaken, that's what the doll in the box calls itself, and at half past twelve in the evening it suddenly broke through the glass of the room and smashed next to me, and the shelf was so big that he didn't even want to say a word, and he had a bad temper."

Ding Ling also knew that things were weird, but she was even more sure that a group of weirder guys in front of her could handle anything like that, so with a face full of resentment, this eldest lady who had nothing to do in the Three Treasures Hall began to pour bitter water on us.

"And there's also a serious paranoia.,Since the first day I came to my house, I've tried to find my dad who doesn't know where the road has gone.,I don't realize how shocking it is to be a moving puppet.,I'm about to break my heart in order to hide her.,I thought I could make a fortune by getting a rare baby.,As a result, I had to pay for X.O.'s hind legs that were damaged by mercury lamps...... Eh, you didn't say that sentence just now, okay? ”

It's okay, compared to a certain eldest lady who relies on calculating alien rents to revitalize the family, your greed for money is far from qualified.

Moreover, speaking of X.O, it seems to be Ding Ling's family with an X-shaped front leg and an O-shaped hind leg, I really didn't expect that the stupid dog who knows everyone and is said to be able to follow anyone has not been abducted to a certain dog meat restaurant until now.

Mercury Lantern - If I'm not wrong and the setting of this world is not wrong, this should be the name of the first doll in "Rose Maiden".

"The Rose Girl",I didn't watch this animation in its entirety.,But after the senior dead house child and her mother came to this house.,I've also been forcibly instilled with about 40GB of relevant information.,Remove the sleep and sleep in it.,I don't understand the past.,Swallow it with rice when you eat.,And the most forgotten after.,I still retained about thirty percent of the relevant plot.,It seems to be about the story.,It's the seven puppets that have life under the guidance of the light source god Luo Zhendao.,Fight each other., At the same time, collect seven dragon balls that can fulfill wishes, so that the puppet can be completed and drawn, and finally the perfect LEVEL6 girl is born, such a singing and crying, full of love and warmth of the post-modern urban ability story......

I always feel that once the brain supplement just now is known by the child's mother, I will appear in the spare fuel tank of each battleship of the Imperial fleet the next day, is it my delusion?

Okay, okay, I know that I remember the wrong thing, but in the story of the Rose Maiden, there is indeed such a puppet called Mercury Lamp, yes, she is the first puppet created by the miracle puppeteer Luo Zhen, but because the latter suddenly abandoned the pit in the middle of the production and failed to obtain a complete body, despite this, he still respects and longs for his creator, and wants to win the battle with his sisters at all costs, and become the ultimate perfect individual: LEV, who obeys the will of God in a human body... … Ahem, the perfect * daughter named Alice, finally proved in front of her "father" that she was no worse than any of her sisters, proving that she was not "inferior", probably so, what Ding Ling mentioned......

"The world is looking for my dad who doesn't know where the road has gone", probably talking about the mercury lamp to find Luo Zhen's attempt, right?

Having a pair of younger sisters who always want to plant the crystal cross flag all over the world and have to appease and suppress them all the time, I understand Ding Ling's headache a little.

Can successfully keep the mercury lamp in the room until now, Ding Ling, in a sense, you won.

"Child, her father, are you looking for me?"

Suddenly, a voice behind me interrupted my analysis of whether the Rose Maidens were collecting Dragon Balls or the Forty-Two Chapters, and the bubbles that had just slipped back to play the game had already been dragged over by Pandora.

"We've got a box, you have red hands, you can open it."

As I spoke, I bent down and picked up the child, who was only one meter tall, and her mother and placed it on the table, which was a bit grand for her.

"In this treasure chest, there is a girl who has traveled through time and space, a mercury lamp."

I could hear a pin drop in the living room again - oops, the serial just now made it difficult for me to get my mind back on track.

Bubbles was stunned for a long time, and then tilted her head cutely: "Huh? ”

"Anyway, let's open this box first...... Ding Ling, how do you open this thing? ”

I've long noticed the difference between the suitcase and the impression, in cartoons or comics, the suitcase where the Rose Maidens live looks very close to the ordinary suitcase, and the lock on it is set to be able to poke open with a celery by any guy who has been detained, but the box brought by Ding Ling looks like it is a complete one, in fact, except for its handle and the complex pattern on the surface, there is not even a gap in the whole box, I estimate that I should be able to cut it with a saber, But after that, it is a question whether he will be hunted down by the grumpy puppets inside.

"Well, you need the people inside to be willing to open it," Ding Ling touched the box and said, "I can't open it from the outside, I put the mercury lamp to sleep before I came, but now she should wake up, right?" ”

You carry the box all the way over, can the people inside still fall asleep?

"Na, na, I said-" When our attention was all focused on the box, the bubbles that were called and hung aside finally protested, and the little "Lori", who was one meter tall, occupied a huge altitude advantage on the table, and was banging on my head at the moment, "Kid Dad, you said there is a mercury lamp in this?" Rose Maiden? ”

I noticed that the other party's eyes flashed with the same light as when Little Bubble bravely captured the gold shining that day, and my heart immediately sank: Xiling's host fetish paranoia is about to go berserk?

"She's so self-proclaimed, well, a silver-haired girl in a black goth dress." Ding Ling replied to Bubbles on the side.

With this confirmation, the light in the eyes of a certain otaku suddenly burst out, and then suddenly picked up the big black box, turned around and ran: "Then I'm welcome"

"Hey, you crazy girl, stand up for me" I quickly grabbed the edge of the suitcase, dragged it back hard, and the bubbles were running around carrying the box underneath, while shouting: "Well, let go, let go, let go, child, her dad, this is a real absolute limited collection, out-of-print 1:1 full simulation figure, no matter what, it must be put in the pantry, three times a day, the incense said mercury lamp, the real mercury lamp, I feel that once my mercury lamp is touched by the child, her father will fall forever, saying that Lori controls the horse, the child, her father has me, Please spare the mercury lamp anyway."

You bastard, dead house, incoherent words, give me a bit of a limit

"Bang" A huge popping chestnut smashed directly on Bubbles' head, making this dead house girl who had been behaving deranged because of the rampant house soul covered her head and entered a squatting state, hum, fight with me, you are still the opposite...... Hey, for what's the matter, I suddenly admitted this child, her father's setting, and the figure is magical.,Even if the mercury lamp is a puppet, you don't want to associate it with weird things like model figures.,Okay.

"Click-"

Just when I was in a fuss with the family and everyone was embarrassed, a slight clicking sound suddenly sounded, whether it was teaching the child her ** herself or the bubbles in the state of squatting with her head in her hands, they all turned their heads with this crisp sound, staring closely at the source of the sound:

The huge suitcase that had fallen on the table as I was playing with Bubbles - it had fallen from a height of one meter, and it was time for Alayah to wake up.

So, when a gap appeared out of thin air on the gorgeous black leather suitcase, and after slowly opening, the first thing a 92.3cm puppet faced was a large circle of onlookers, and a pair of extraordinarily shiny fanatical eyes in front of the crowd.

"Wow, boy, her father, it's really a mercury lamp, 1:1, it's moving, and it blinks...... God, I love it so much, this one is absolutely and absolutely necessary, absolutely necessary...... Ahh

I chiseled a knife into the back of the bubble's head, and directly made the latter enter the squatting state again: "You nonsense, this is supposed to be alive...... So what, mercury lamps, right? First time ......"

"Stay away from me"

I thought that my kind smile was just halfway out, and the puppet girl in front of me, who had recovered from a slight panic, had unceremoniously opened my daddy's hand, and then suddenly flew into the air, in a safe position from us, looking at the strange strangers in front of me with great vigilance.

Well, it's really hard to approach.

During the confrontation, I also had the opportunity to observe the puppet girl in mid-air.

If you remove the height of 92.3cm and the black feathers behind it, it is completely indistinguishable from a normal human girl from the surface.

She has a pair of purple-red eyes like jewels, her eyes are also hard and detached like gems, her slightly pale skin, and her delicate and indifferent facial features constitute a beautiful and unapproachable alienated face of a mercury lamp, she wears a black headband on her head, and wears a black Gothic dress with a cross at the hem and roses and bows.

Beautiful, noble, alienated, indifferent, such a feeling is intertwined in a puppet, although I know that the girl in front of Lu Dao is an artificial life born from alchemy (to be identified), but I have to admit that the 92.3cm height of the mercury lamp contains such a rich and distinct temperament, everyone must have noticed, I have mentioned the number 92.3 many times in a row - Because Pandora and Viska next to them have already begun to burn: the two little ones have finally found a target who has a more mature appearance than them but is not as tall as their own, and the huge force field called "self-esteem" that permeates them makes me have to focus on the height of the mercury lamp

The puppet named Mercury Lantern flew in the air, its purple-red eyes narrowed slightly, and it looked at the people below vigilantly, with a cold and alienated expression on its face, well, and a little bit of a panicked expression.

The reason for the panic is naturally a certain otaku girl who is constantly jumping and screaming below.

"Hey, Chairman (note), come down, let the puppet hug, we're your loyal fans, say hey~~"

"Don't come here" Seeing that the strange little girl below jumped higher and higher, and even jumped more than two meters to almost grab the hem of her skirt after reaching the peak, the mercury lamp, which was already a little dazed, immediately raised her body again, "Damn, what do you guys want to do...... Wait, that human woman, is this your conspiracy? Trick me into saying that I want to find someone who can help me find my father, but it turns out to be such a trap? ”

Hey, you can eat indiscriminately, you can't talk indiscriminately, have you seen anyone ambush and bring a bunch of doll heads

At the same time, the bubbles were still bouncing relentlessly, and the Xiling host, who had already burned his soul, had completely forgotten the basic skills of the Xiling Apostle, including space jumping and anti-gravity flight, and only tried to catch the flying puppet in the simplest way of his own, and trampled the living room of his home all over the ground in the process of bouncing...... Hey, do you want to demolish the house?

"Well, well, it seems that today I can finally find a guy who is as unlucky as me, although it is just a strange little man, but this king is very satisfied, very satisfied" Sister Jill who has always been the binding equipment of the little bubble has no right to speak at this time also found an opportunity to interject, looking at the black-clothed goth Lori who was being chased by the bubbles jumping up and down in the living room in front of her, a blonde tragic poor milk fool Heroic Spirit nodded his head again and again, while habitually letting Little Bubbles hold his waist, "Sure enough, they are sisters, All have the same bad interest, cut. ”

It turns out that this guy always thought that Bubbles and Little Bubbles were sisters?

"Don't get too carried away with it"

The puppet that had been chased for a long time finally recovered from the panic at the beginning, and at this moment her face was full of anger that could not be concealed, how could the mercury lamp, which was already very self-conscious, endure such an embarrassment, and after a little calm, she locked the target of the attack on the only male in the room.

"So you're the one in command - turn me into garbage"

With such a shout, it was an overwhelming black feather.

"Wow, I'm getting shot while I'm lying down."

God knows how the mercury lamp of the Dao Dao saw that I was special here, in short, the puppet that should have been stabilized by the bubble and hated directly locked the attack on me, and without warning, it poured a storm-like black feather on this side.

The seemingly weak black feather has a sharper edge than a sharp knife and a speed no less than a bullet, and the attack power of the mercury lamp is like a metal storm with full force, and before I can react, it has been completely enveloped by the black feather.

Then there was a crackling and cracking sound.

The crowd watched very calmly, and no one came to the rescue—anyway, even if you watch the play, don't show that kind of pity for the person who is lying down and being shot. Sister, what about your reversal of bad luck? At least Sandora, you give me a paw

The stormy attack lasted for about three seconds, but the mercury lamp's face gradually brought a look of surprise: why didn't the accomplices around the man not look panicked at all, but even the places covered by his own attack did not have any blood splashes?

In this hesitation, the attack of the mercury lamp gradually stopped, and the storm of black feathers dispersed, revealing the true situation below.

Holding a bottomless teacup, he sits upright, and under someone is a pile of couch remnants with only wooden blocks, and the floor is covered with broken wood chips and terrazzo blocks, some of which belong to the sofa, some of which belong to the coffee table, making the whole picture look like a performance artist sitting in the ruins and thinking.

Nima: I'm kind of performance art

With a head of "chicken feathers", the teacup in my hand that was originally filled with Avena's strong love has now opened a big hole, and with the slight shaking of my fingers, the teacup with a big hole "click" fell to the ground, leaving only a handle in my hand.

I don't need a mirror, but I know how post-modern my current look is.

"Bah......" The two mouthfuls spit out the feathers in their mouths, which were accidentally swallowed when he looked up in amazement just now, "Uncle can bear it, and Aunt can't bear to catch this for me...... Hey, you two put me away ground-to-air."

"Don't use your power, don't hurt her and use hand-to-hand combat"

"Sandora, put your paws away, you slap over, I see the sewer behind the wall"

"Sister, I beg you not to draw circles, our family can't stand the mammoth naked group"

"Avena, don't just run, use your agility to your advantage...... Jill, you idiot, put away the obedient sword for me, take good care of your little ancestor, let her rub a bazooka out, you will sleep on the street for me tonight, who is going to block the windows and doors? Open the protective force field, the Imperial headquarters is now under martial law"

For a time, chickens and dogs jumped in the entire living room, and the ground shook.

I don't know if it's because there are too many restrictions to be used, or if the agility of the mercury lamp is too high, or if it's just for fun, and the little puppet that they thought they could catch at once caused a lot of confusion.

Fortunately, since Ding Ling was frightened by Avena when she first visited, and demolished the entire living room with a scream, Pandora had already fortified the house with super interstellar alloys and ghost power fields, and the chaos that broke out now was not enough to destroy my hapless house - at least not for the time being.

"Brother Sovereign is out of the way"

I was busy jumping high to catch a puppet girl in the air, but suddenly there was a scream from a stupid cat angel behind me, and I turned my head in surprise to see a barrage of large white feathers overwhelmingly attacking.

…… You idiot, don't attack and then remind others to get out of the way

I narrowly escaped the barrage attack formed by Alayya, and I slammed to the ground.

The playful angel sister,After seeing the black feather attack of the mercury lamp, she also used her holy light feathers to form a similar barrage.,Shoot at each other with great interest.,The originally spacious living room immediately became a stage for the barrage.,The black and white feathers swept through the air like a storm.,Alayah and the mercury lamp are constantly dodging in the barrage while releasing a massive number of attacks-Strictly speaking,Alaye's strength to dodge the barrage is really enough., She is completely relying on her bug apostle physique to resist the attack, and the mercury lamp relies on her agile body and the opponent's rookie barrage skills to carry out a series of dodges under the attack, giving people the feeling that Alayh is like a boss who attacks high-skill dishes with thick blood, and the mercury lamp is like a player machine who attacks low-skill ghost animals with few lives, and the latter is happily brushing the general level called Alay, if there is really a manipulator behind the mercury lamp, it will undoubtedly be a tentacle-level ghost animal house.

Bubbles looked up at the two people fighting in mid-air next to me, and muttered to themselves: "Good barrage, good rubbing...... Shaoxia is really good kung fu......"

The muttering of the bubbles made me wake up for a moment, and immediately raised my head to the sky and shouted:

"Alaye, you idiot, our family is not the Red Devil Pavilion, don't play the East here"

"Boom" almost just as soon as my roar fell, the house, finally leaked......

Lined with flagship-level super interstellar alloy, there is ghost energy protection at all times, and the roof, which was originally thought to be absolutely impossible to be breached on the earth, finally leaked under the attack of Alayya's unknown convergence.

And with Alayah's scream of "Trouble", the barrage also stopped, and the stupid angel was the emergency brake of Zhilu Dao, but the mercury lamp stiffened on the spot in shock.

Those seemingly harmless feathers just now...... How can it be...... powerful

No trace could be left on the weird walls and ceiling here despite all his efforts, but the other party actually blasted a big hole directly into the roof?

And just when the mercury lamp was stunned, a group of violent people of all sizes around finally found an opportunity to rush up and crush this puppet girl who caused a huge chaos at the foot of Luohan Mountain.

(Note: The name of the chairman of the mercury lamp: In Japanese, "lamp" is homophonic to the Chinese word for "party", so fans of mercury lamps call themselves mercury party, and our mercury lamp master is naturally the chairman of the mercury party - in fact, this note is completely useless.) )