Chapter Twenty-Nine: Little Brother Is So Pure

I have met with the Dustless Dao Master a few times, and I have fought side by side, and the Star Demon, as the Twelve Demon Stars of the Evil Spirit Sect, also knows the top ten masters of the righteous path in the world, and has also studied in detail, far more than I know in this general way, so under the common explanation of the two of us, he finally knew his identity, and asked cautiously: "You two are sure, I am really the dustless real person of the Laoshan Sect?" ”

We all nodded and said yes, as if it were a fake.

Seeing that we were so convinced, the old Taoist priest hesitated for a while before he said weakly: "What, do you know that I am married, my wife is not beautiful, do I have a daughter or something?" "This question is simply ruining the three views, I looked at each other with the Star Demon, and after a while, the Star Demon who knew the most about the Dustless Dao said hesitantly: "In the information I know, you seem to be a pure real person, and you have not married a wife and had children......"

"Ah, oh my God, it's impossible, the dustless real person you are talking about is not me, how do I remember that I have seven wives, and a beautiful daughter, really, she looks so beautiful, she is even more beautiful than you......" The savage old Taoist priest pointed at the star demon and said loudly, with an unbelievable look, the star demon touched his head, looked like a failure, and sighed: "Seven wives? Real person, are you sure that you are not hallucinating from watching "The Legend of Deer and Ding"? ”

Seeing the two of us speak conclusively, the dustless Taoist chief was really a little desperate, he jumped up in place like crazy, the hands, feet, and buttocks or something, twisted badly, and the mouth was babbling, I wanted to listen carefully, but it was vague, and it didn't really sound at all, probably scolding my mother or something.

Seeing his appearance, I couldn't help but wonder, is this place really a little weird, and everyone who comes here will change their temperament?

I don't know about others anyway, but the fat guy of the tiger cat, although he is not crazy, is almost the same as the old guy of the dustless road chief.

Fortunately, after going crazy for a while, the dustless Taoist came alive again, took my arm, and said Little brother, what's your name?

I said Master, my name is Lu Zuo, and I have fought side by side with you before, but unfortunately I didn't leave you in the yang world and let you suffer this sin. The dust-free road chief waved his hand, saying that it doesn't matter, there is no wife, there is no meaning to stay there eggs, it is better to play here, I tell you, I see that you are familiar with the young child, and the person is powerful, in the future, I will marry my beautiful daughter to you, and you will be my son-in-law, okay?

Yes, this daring is really crazy, no matter how you look at it, there is no possibility of getting it right, it seems that it was a problem that fell when he fell into the abyss.

The so-called amnesia, or madness, in our line of work, is to say that the soul has been lost, generally speaking, the soul of us cultivators is strong, and it will not be shaken easily, and once it is lost, it is really rare to find it, just like going mad, we can only resign ourselves to fate. Fortunately, although he became crazy, his temperament was much better, and I didn't bother with it anymore, and directly told him my purpose, and asked him if there was any way to let me go back.

The dustless Taoist was reluctant at first, he said that in order to know who he was, he had been looking here for a long time, but we told him that he was a bachelor man who didn't even have a wife, and the baby daughter in his memory was gone, so what did he do when he went back?

As a result, we persuaded later, the star demon said that the real person, don't you want to stay in those apprentices in Laoshan by yourself? It is said that you have the best relationship with the real person without defects, and you are like brothers, so you don't want to see him again? After hearing this, Wuchen cried, and said Do you want to tell me that I am not only a lonely old man, but also have problems with my sexual orientation? Frightened, I hurriedly rounded the field and said, "Master, hey, Master, where did you learn this thing?" We don't have a deep relationship, maybe you have a seven, eighty or nine-room wife in private, how can you know if you don't go back? Besides, when you go back, with your ability, marrying a wife and having children is not the same as playing? It's better than being hungry and full here, right?

In the end, I will persuade people, the dustless Taoist finally nodded in agreement, and said that your baby is right, that's it, go, go, I know the way.

With a wave of his hand, the Dustless Dao leader no longer cared, leading us towards the darkness ahead.

He doesn't know how long he has survived here, he is very familiar with it, and with his ability, he can pass smoothly. This old Taoist priest and my impression of the dustless Taoist is simply not the number, he doesn't know where to learn the ability of a man of the apes Taishan, that person is constantly flying in the sky, it is simply a hairy monkey, in addition, he also unscrupulously released his breath through the Qi field, Xu is he has established a prestige in this area, but there are few characters who dare to provoke him, after more than ten minutes, only a ten-meter-long three-headed python jumped out of the tree, giving us a fright.

But the three-headed python that didn't open its eyes suffered this time, and someone was responsible for each head, and when its huge body fell to the ground, none of the three heads looked like a child.

The dustless road chief, who was squatting on the branch like a monkey, looked at the giant python on the ground and shook his head and sighed, saying that this guy was enough for him to eat for a week, but it was a pity. I took off the snake gall of the giant python on his order, and said angrily: "Master Dao, if you feel that you can't eat enough, when you go back, no matter where you are, I will invite you to eat a good meal in the best restaurant in the local area, until you eat until you have enough to eat!" ”

This fluttering promise caused the dustless road chief to drool for a while, and after eating the snake gall I threw at him, he asked me greedily what I had to eat.

Under the torture of the old man's repeated words, we actually walked to the edge of the leading tree, and looked at the shade at the end of the sight, there was chaos, countless clouds and mist rolled over, swallowing all sight, and the dustless Taoist chief showed a rare serious expression, and said in a cold voice: "There is also a ghost town opposite, and the top of the white mountain is where you are going, but there are many fierce guys there, and I can't beat them, but we have to go home, only after there, can we do it......"

The river of life and death, the left is life, the right is death, we have come to the death world at the moment, if we go further into it is the secluded mansion, but in this boundary place, it should be the "house" that someone mentioned to me before, where there will be the yin and yang world, and there will be a wire to go home.

I stared at it for a long time, and then I said firmly, "Let's go!" It's all come to this point, death and immortality, in fact, there is no difference, people die with their eggs facing up, they don't die for thousands of years, they don't work hard, how do you know what the result is, right? ”

I urged the two people next to me to quickly leave the range of the guide tree and walk towards the opposite bank, but at this moment, the ground under our feet shook, the heavens and the earth rotated, and the branches above our heads seemed to come to life, constantly making a rustling sound, and then waving like human arms, the star demon could not stand steadily, and fell directly to the ground, and when I bent down to help, the dustless road grew up and shouted: "Oh my God, this tree is fucking moving again, miserable, miserable, let's go, let's go back, Otherwise, you will be cut into countless pieces by the wind, and your soul will be tormented forever, and you won't be able to die if you want to! ”

I grabbed him by the arm and said go back and rush to the other side, which one has a better chance of surviving?

Although the Dustless Dao Leader is a little crazy, but survival is an innate ability, while breaking free from my pull, he shouted loudly: "Rush over, there is only a two-percent chance, run back, run to the middle of the tree, but there is still half a chance - go, go back!" After hearing him say this, I pulled the Star Demon and pushed him into his arms, shouting at him, "Help me take care of her, as for me, I'm going to fight on the other side!" ”

After I finished shouting, my blood rushed to my head, and I was about to leave, when my right hand was pulled by a soft little hand, and the star demon suddenly threw himself into my arms again, saying that I will go with you. I pushed her out with all my might, saying nonsense, you go back over there, with the little Buddha, there is still hope of going back, with me, there is only one dead end, you go!

The star demon in her arms suddenly showed a strange smile on her face, which made her little face as white as jade immediately covered with a mysterious color like a veil, the corners of her mouth turned up, and her eyes were filled with infinite expectation, and she suddenly asked inexplicably: "Luo Feiyu, that little girl, have you ever kissed you?" ”

Luo Feiyu is a dish of miscellaneous hairy paths, that pair of dog men and women are in love with each other, but they have nothing to do with me, so naturally there is no intimacy, I was very anxious, and subconsciously shook my head, saying no, I didn't ...... with her I didn't finish this sentence, suddenly my lips were blocked by a burst of softness, my nose was filled with the soft fragrance of women, and then a soft tongue entered my mouth, a strong feeling of suffocation came into my mind, and countless wonderful feelings crushed me at once, and when I really reacted, the bewitching initiator had already drifted forward, shouting happily: "Aha, I finally let that stinky woman regret it, this little brother is so pure, even kissing his mouth is so rusty......"

After saying this, the Star Demon had already disappeared from my sight like a shadow, and the dustless Taoist next to him kicked me in the back of my ass and scolded loudly: "Damn, are you really a virgin?" Hurry up, if you want to drag it any longer, don't say that there is a chance of two percent, one percent is gone, and you will directly blow the wind to death, or you will sink into the Nai River, life and death will be lost, and you will be lost in the endless abyss! ”

Hearing the reminder of this crazy Taoist, I no longer hesitated, and rushed towards the other side.