Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Crazy Old Way
This is an old Taoist priest with a disheveled head, his head is messed up like a savage, his face and hands are dirty, the reason why he is said to be a Taoist priest is because he is wearing a sloppy Taoist robe, but it may not have been washed for a long time, it is all dirt, and it is like a flower child, almost all of it has become a strip of cloth, and the two ribs that have almost become ribs are exposed in the run, which makes people look very shabby and a little funny.
However, when I saw this old man, I was full of joy, and with one palm, I forced away the fierce little black sky, and shouted at him happily: "Dustless Dao Chief! ”
Yes, this old man is the leader of the Laoshan faction who disappeared in the Dragon Island in the depths of Dongting Lake, and the dustless Taoist among the top ten masters of the righteous path in the world, after a long time, when we all thought that he had passed away, we didn't expect him to appear here, and he came with such a crazy image. And when I called out "Dustless Dao Chief" on my side, the old Taoist was shocked, glanced at him stunned, and shouted in a lost voice: "Hou Shengzi, do you recognize me, my name is 'Dustless Dao Chief'?" ”
When I saw his appearance, I was stunned for a moment, and then immediately realized that this old man not only looked crazy, but also seemed to have lost his memory.
Sure enough, when he was caught in the endless cave by that giant hand, and after so long in such a bad environment, even if the nerves were as thick as steel bars, I was afraid that he couldn't stand it, and it was understandable that the dustless dao chief had become like this. However, Xu was puzzled about the question of "who is himself" for too long, and suddenly saw me, the old Taoist priest was full of joy, and the whole person jumped like a monkey, flew directly towards me, and shouted loudly: "Hou Shengzi, tell me quickly, who am I!" ”
He was so excited, but Xiao Heitian didn't feel his emotion, facing the approach of the Dustless Dao Chief, she immediately felt a strong threat, only thinking that this old guy who looked like a savage was our reinforcement, and with a twist of his soft waist, the person soared into the air and grabbed towards the Dustless Dao Leader who flew over.
Don't look at the hands of the little black sky as delicate as soft wattles, but once the strength is penetrated, it can tear the steel raw, if the dustless road chief is caught like this, I am afraid that the whole person will be directly turned into two pieces like a devil in the anti-Japanese drama. However, although he, the old Taoist priest, has gone crazy, but the skills and means on his body have not been forgotten at all, and the whole person actually stopped in the air inexplicably, avoiding Xiao Heitian's attack, but instead stretched out a long kick and kicked under Xiao Heitian's ribs.
This old man doesn't know what happened to the road these days, the shoes under his feet have long been worn out, and the mud on his feet has been scraped under the snow-white armpit of Xiao Heitian, which is really unsightly. The force of his hurried kick was not great, but he also borrowed some strength, turned over and jumped directly on the trunk of the tree, and shouted: "Immeasurable Tianzun, this bare-ass woman is so fierce......"
Just now, I can see that the dustless Taoist person is one of the top ten in the world, although his brain is already confused, but his skills are good, and he can be used, so I shouted loudly to him on the tree: "Dao Ye, the two of us have been friends for many years, and we have made friends for many years, and we are very happy to meet again today, why don't we fight side by side, and lay down this bare-ass woman together, let's talk about your identity again, okay?" ”
I said sincerely, the old Taoist clapped his hands violently, and he laughed, saying that he wanted it, he wanted it, good friends, fight together, let's beat this bare-ass woman down, and my brother asked her to give birth to you, okay?
I don't have much to do with the dust-free Taoist, and I have the impression that he is a stereotypical and serious, unsmiling old man, but at this moment, once he goes crazy, he is quite cute, and he actually wants this little black sky to be my daughter-in-law and give birth to a child - oops, oops, hate, I've been a vegetarian for so long, I can't stand such a test......
As soon as the crazy dustless road chief appeared, it was like a ray of sunshine in the hazy weather, shining directly into my heavy heart, and the whole person became extremely energetic, the whole body shook, the bones crackled, and a whistling, saying Okay, brother, let's fight first, and then talk about anything else after the fight.
As soon as these words came out, I staggered up and attacked the little black sky with the dustless road chief, which was simply a "big fat bug".
Xiao Heitian's offensive ability is very strong, but this is not my biggest headache, the key is her defensive ability, don't look at her as a soft and weak beautiful woman, but in actual combat it is simply a humanoid weapon, that bone, that skin, don't say that I use my body, even if I use that ghost sword, the sword in the stone, I may not be able to break half a point.
But with the assistance of the dustless road chief, everything seems to be so easy, worthy of relying on the strength of the top ten, once this old guy gets serious, although he is not as good as the miscellaneous hairy path, but it is also a hundred times stronger than the children of this level with the star demon, I am on the left, the dustless old road is on the right, the two of them take turns to attack, that little black sky is a steady stream of strength, but under the attack of me and the dustless leader, but I have to retreat again and again.
The only drawback is that this old man is too noisy, fighting and fighting to the death, while shouting, saying big girl, you are dewy! Big girl, will you catch a cold with a bare butt? Big Sister ......
Well, the back is full of yellow accents, and I don't dare to describe it in the text, I listened to it next to me with a burst of shame, where is this the real person who has attained the Tao on Laoshan Mountain, it is simply the strange uncle who is looking for spring on the street of Dongguan. However, it seems that the old Taoist's mouth is too stinky, and most of the attacks of the little black sky fell on him, and the storm was like a storm, even this dustless Taoist chief was a little unable to contain it, and the stick he picked up was broken a few times, and he was also hit by several palms all over his body, although it was not heavy, but he also spit out a few mouthfuls of blood.
Xiao Heitian suffered more injuries on his body, mine, dustless and old-fashioned, and fat insects played desperately, and even took a few bites of meat on this girl.
But even so, the little black sky is like a perpetual motion machine, the electric motor does not stop, and it is more and more fierce, so that this forest has suffered, and a lot of leaves have collapsed, and everywhere it goes, it is a mess.
The braincase of the dustless Taoist chief is really broken, if others take those few blows, I am afraid that they will also be afraid, but he doesn't, the pain makes him even worse, this savage-like thin body is constantly jumping, flickering left and right, up and down, but every step is accurately stepped, pulling out all the mysterious qi machines, and arranging a big magic circle.
Step on Tiangang, go forward to Beidou, this is the Taoist method of subduing demons and eliminating demons, but the simpler it is, the more effective it is, especially in this old man, it is even more powerful, not long, this crazy old man actually isolated the qi of the entire space, and the inside is full of his Qi field associations, every step of Xiao Heitian is under his control, he seems to be the commander on the battlefield, although it is not enough to defeat Xiao Heitian, but it has been able to be invincible.
This is the means of a really awesome person, and the Dustless Dao Leader made a lustful lewd laugh while forcing the small black sky's range of activity smaller and smaller, but I have been assisting in the defense, preventing the Dustless Dao Chief, who is bent on arranging the formation, from being attacked by the little black sky, and all the previous efforts are wasted.
Xu felt the danger coming, and the intensity of Xiao Heitian's counterattack became more and more intense, and because the head of the dustless road was not very easy to use, although he was instinctively arranging the formation, he couldn't defend himself well, so my pressure was very huge. However, my care also made the old Taoist priest feel good, saying that after giving birth to a child, you are quite powerful, if the old man does not use all his strength, he can't still get you.
I don't know how to reply to his words, but in this stormy attack, the wind and rain are shaking, but Xiao Heitian's awareness of danger is very strong, just when the dustless Taoist is about to succeed, she suddenly like a gopher, the whole person directly rushed into the mud, the dustless Taoist saw it, and shouted: "Where is the demon!" ”
He slapped it with one palm, but he didn't expect that the little black sky actually sank directly into the mud, this palm just slapped a huge mud puddle.
A blow was missable, the body of the dustless Daoist was like electricity, as if it disappeared out of thin air, and the next second it appeared twenty meters away, and there was a faint figure there, and he shook hands, this palm was almost exactly the same as my previous one, but the naked little black sky with this strength, directly escaped into the darkness, disappeared, and the dustless Dao chief fell diagonally towards us.
The dust-free road chief fell all the way, smashed countless branches, and fell into the mud pit he had just shot, his whole body stiffened, I thought he was hanging, just leaned over to take a look, but I saw him jump up, looked left and right, cried with a flat mouth, and said Mother, I actually bullied a bare-bottomed woman, too incompetent......
In the face of such a crying crazy old man, I really have no experience in coaxing, but fortunately, the star demon who was slapped away by Xiao Heitian just now also stumbled over, and when he saw this old Taoist priest, he couldn't help but shout in surprise: "Laoshan is dustless? ”
The dustless Taoist turned his head, saw the star demon, grabbed me, and said Little brother, is this your daughter-in-law, yes, old man, I like to imply but not reveale, this is called charm, but it is much more beautiful than the monster just now, but it is this voice, why does it seem that it has not been weaned? By the way, you both know me, right? Tell the old man, who the fuck am I?