Over the years, I have developed my watchdog personality, and most of the reasons are also due to the environment. When I was in college, the living expenses given by the old man were only enough to eat, and I couldn't do anything else. I learned to smoke in my first year of college, thanks to that delinquent youth in Huaxia. But this guy is not bad, after teaching me to smoke, the pipe is enough, and I haven't paid a penny more. After graduating from university, I was busy looking for a job, and then I was busy starting a business, not to mention traveling, and I even ate the last meal without the next meal.

As the business is on the road, the problem of food and clothing is solved, and it is time to solve the physiological needs. I didn't think about going out for a walk until now, and don't let people say I'm a hillbilly who has never seen the world.

When Huaxia heard me say that I was going to drive a car, he went crazy and said: "The problem that can be solved in less than an hour by the plane, you have to drive a broken car for a day, and your brain is sick, right?" If you have the ability to learn from other people's homes, drive a tractor. Fuck me! ”

I quarreled with Huaxia until I couldn't do it, and finally decided who to listen to by voting. Two votes to one vote, Xu Mingxiang always kept her sanity at the most critical time, and she chose to stand with Huaxia. Huaxia saw that I was hesitant, so I decisively took out the phone and booked three air tickets. Ming'er flew to Kunming early in the morning, full-price tickets, no discount at all. If I had to pay for it, I wouldn't have gotten it.

When Lao Tzu returned home at night, he walked to the yard and saw the black ball, and then he remembered, I will have to go for six or seven days, and this little thing will not be starved to death, right? So I called the security guard over, and I reported the mentality of giving it a try and asked him to feed me.

The reason why I said to try it was because the last time it was stunned by the thief who entered the house. I don't think I'll be eating anything I've been fed by anyone else.

When the security guard arrived, I handed over a large piece of meat that had been prepared long ago to the security guard, and I realized that I had thought too much. The black ball dog looked at the meat in the security guard's hand, his eyes lit up, who the still knows me, and he has already regarded the security guard as his own father. After wagging his tail, he sat down, and after he sat down, he wagged his tail again, and Harazi flowed all over the ground. Seeing that Lao Tzu's heart was broken, the security guard saw that I was a little uneasy, and hurriedly said, "Mr. Lai." We patrol here every day. It's got to know us all, if you want to go out, don't worry, we'll take care of it. ”

With all that's done, what can I worry about? It was better to let the faint lady kick it to death. Dog stuff.

It is said that airplanes are the safest means of transportation in the world. In fact, I didn't say a word later. It is also a vehicle with the lowest survival rate after an accident. So I'm almost 30 years old, and this is the first time I've ever flown on a plane. And I haven't even been to Shuangliu Airport.

Huaxia insisted that I get my car on and park in the parking lot of the airport. I can't resist him. You can only do so. After entering the departure hall, I finally found another crowded place in Chengdu, which was no worse than the bar business.

Since the Golden Week, China will usher in at least three waves of travel peaks every year, in addition to the Spring Festival, the National Day is the most. In the past few days, the headlines of the city news have always been firmly occupied by the number of tourists received, and the second place is the car accident.

Together, the two pieces of news will lead to a conclusion that the chance of dying outside the house during Golden Week is ten times higher than usual. (Personal opinion)

Hua Xia stood in front of me with the boarding pass, and the little girl sitting at the counter asked Hua Xia, "Do you have any checked baggage?" ”

Hua Xia asked, "Do you think I need to consign?" ”

The girl ignored him, threw the three boarding passes on the counter, and called out "next". I pulled Huaxia and said, "Why is it hot and stuffy when I am in the bar, and there are so many people, I am not uncomfortable at all, why after I get to the airport, I am very annoyed." I think it's better for us not to go, it's safer to stay at home. ”

Xu Mingxiang slapped me directly on the back of the head and said, "You are not bothered in the bar because you have drunk and your spirits are more excited, what?" Do you want me to buy you two bottles of Erguotou first, and then get on the plane? ”

Huaxia put it on my shoulder and whispered in my ear: "Don't worry, when you get old, you have a specially booked plane for Eastern Airlines, and the little sister of the flight attendant looks very good, and when you get on the plane later, you won't panic at once, Lao Tzu will wait for Ha'er to give you a live broadcast, and directly ask two flight attendants to accompany us throughout the whole process." At this time, we go out to smoke a cigarette first, and then we can't smoke it later. ”

I couldn't figure out what was going on and asked, "Why can't I smoke it later?" ”

Hua Xia looked at me like a primitive person and said, "Laizi, don't tell us that you have never been on a plane, right?" ”

I turned to one side, pushed Huaxia away, and said, "Lao Tzu has been with you since college, and I have been to Chongqing as far as I can, so I can take a plane?" ”

Xu Mingxiang covered her mouth and smiled, and said, "You are really a watchdog!" ”

After a cigarette was finished, Huaxia threw the disposable lighter into the trash can, and took out the contents of my pocket and threw it away, which made me very puzzled.

Xu Mingxiang and Huaxia put the bags and handbags they carried on the conveyor belt, and put the watches, necklaces, mobile phones, etc. on their hands in one basket. So they passed through the security gate without any problems. When it was my turn, I also drew a scoop on the gourd, and when I walked through the security door, the alarm sounded urgently, and then the electric spark flashed on the security door. A few seconds later, a puff of white smoke rises from the security door and the alarm stops. I squatted on the ground with my head in my hands, terrified.

The pedestrians around me stopped at this point, and I was embarrassed to look at me. At this time, a staff member came up to me, helped me up, and made me stand on a stage, with my hands raised, and he swept up on me with a metal controller.

When the controller swept to my heart, the detector alarm in his hand went off again. This time I was completely confused, so I simply took off my shirt and let the security inspector see enough.

The security officer asked me, "Sir, have you ever had heart surgery?" Like a pacemaker or something. ”

I shook my head, not understanding what he meant. At this time, the airport security personnel came, one stood behind me, and the other stood beside me, waved his hand, and said, "Sir, please come with us." ”

I was taken away inexplicably, leaving Huaxia and Xu Mingxiang on the side in a hurry, and there was no way at all.

Many travelers only noticed me at this time, and their eyes looked like they were looking at a pervert. They must be thinking that this kid would dare to be a hooligan at the airport.

I don't blame them for thinking so, my topless appearance really doesn't look very good. The two security guards took me to an empty room and didn't talk nonsense to me, saying, "Please take off all your clothes." ”

I instinctively wanted to get angry, but I often had a confrontation with airport security personnel on TV, and under normal circumstances, I would be beaten into a brain-dead person. So I obediently took off all my trousers and underwear, and stood straight with my hands on my lower body.

At this moment another person came in the door, and a German shepherd was led in his hand, and he was so imposing that he was about to pounce on me when he saw me. If it weren't for the person who led it, I probably wouldn't have escaped the fate of being ravaged by this guy.

The dog, under the command of the staff, went around behind me and sniffed my ass with its nose and pestle, making me hairy all over my body and clamping my asshole. Soon after, it came up to me again and kept arching my hand covering my lower body with its nose, as if to say, let me take my hand away, it wants to smell.

I'll go, this dog is a pervert, how the hell do I know if it will bite my dick off as a sausage as a sausage. So I couldn't stand it, I couldn't stand it, and my anger rose from my heart, and there was a burning heat on the inside of my arm, and my eyes glared at the dog.

Demu didn't know what he was frightened about, shook his head and stepped back, half-bowed, he actually urinated, his whole body trembled, and he couldn't enjoy it. I knew that it must be the cup in my body that was doing the trick again, including the failure of the safety door in the first place.

I said impatiently to the security guards: "How long do you have to check, your clothes are off, and your dogs are smelling, it is impossible for me to spend my personal time with you because of the problems with your machines, right?" My flight is about half an hour away, and if there is no suitable reason, all the losses will be borne by you. ”

Just when the security personnel didn't know what to do, two policemen came outside the door, looking at the police rank, and the position was not low. Huaxia also followed behind them. The police directly called the security guard out and began to negotiate, I didn't hear what he said, but Huaxia winked at me, it seems that there should be no big problem.

Finally, a security guard changed to a new metal controller and said to the police: "I'm sorry, this is also our duty, if the alarm is still sounding, we can only refuse him boarding for unknown reasons without special certification procedures." ”

Holy shit, unknown causes can be counted as causes, isn't that bullshit? Before I could protest, his detector had already swept around me. A miracle happened, it didn't go off, and the sirens didn't go off. The security guard couldn't believe it, and it started to sound non-stop, but now there was no sound at all. I looked at the kid with a cold smile, he seemed to wish that the siren would not go off, what kind of mentality is this?

He swept back and forth on me four or five times, just like the first time, without the slightest reaction, and in desperation, he had no choice but to let me go.

When I left the room, the priest was desperately trying to break free from the rope in his hand and to follow me. I crouched down and patted him on the head and said, "Don't play hooligan on people's butts in the future." As if it understood me, it opened its mouth, stuck out its long tongue, and gave me a big smile. The expression of the person holding it changed several times, and he was completely stunned. (To be continued......)