Hao Dong had a dream.

A small, round ball ran up to him, hit him headlong in the leg, and then bounced off and hit the ground with a butt. The feeling of flesh and heat was touching Hao Dong's calf, accompanied by an exclamation of "ah".

Hao Dong hurriedly squatted down to check, but a group of small groups instantly surrounded him, each of them looked round and fleshy, and the little face was fleshy, as if there could be a nest with a poke, and all of them were covered with white baby shirts.

The little group gossiped.

"Dousha, you're so stupid."

"That's it, you're hitting someone again."

"We won't listen to you if you follow us."

"Well, he shouldn't have hurt you, right? He's soft. ”

Hao Dong looked at the little group talking to him in front of him in a daze, and nodded stupidly: "Ah, it doesn't hurt, he is indeed very soft......"

The child who was called bean paste also followed silly: "I am soft, I am as soft as sesame seeds." ”

A small group with a serious expression squeezed in front of Hao Dong: "I'm a meat filler, what kind of stuffing are you?" ”

Hao Dong was dumbfounded: "Huh? ”

Dousha seemed to have a more lively personality, so he hurriedly followed up to introduce himself, and pulled another child on the side: "I am a bean paste filling, and he is sesame." We were both soft. ”

With this beginning, other small groups next to him also began to compete to introduce themselves.

"I'm stuffed with lard and sugar."

"I'm stuffed with shepherd's cabbage."

"I'm mung bean paste."

"I'm Chestnut Stuffing."

"I'm Sanxian Stuffing!"

"I'm chocolate filling, he's ice cream filling. The bean paste is wrong, in fact, the softest is the ice cream, as long as it is not in the refrigerator, it is not hard at all! ”

……

Hao Dong thinks that he has a hearing problem, why can't he react?!

When he was wondering, a cold female voice behind him sounded: "Why are you still here?" Hurry up, they're coming! ”

Hao Dong was excited, and immediately turned his head to look, and sure enough, he saw the queen standing behind him, carrying a bazooka on her shoulder, looking like she was going to do a big job.

"Female, Sister Qin!"

The queen casually pulled out another bazooka from somewhere and threw it to Hao Dong: "Quick, get up and fight." ”

Hao Dong was completely stunned, he didn't know how to use this thing at all!

The queen was depressed when she saw him like that, and threw him an ordinary submachine gun: "Just make sure you don't get hurt." ”

Hao Dong finally asked: "Let's fight, what are we going to fight?" ”

Before the queen could answer, the siren suddenly burst out of the air: "Level 1 combat readiness!" Level 1 Combat Readiness! The enemy has appeared! Please take your seats, and those who have no combat effectiveness should enter the shelter quickly! Repeat! Level 1 Combat Readiness! The enemy has appeared! Please take your seats, and those who have no combat effectiveness should enter the shelter quickly! ”

Hao Dong was dumbfounded, the queen thought seriously for ten seconds, and finally gave up the plan to let him go to battle with him: "You go to the command post and report the location of my enemy at any time!" ”

Hao Dong didn't have time to ask anything, the small group rushed up and pushed him to the rear: "We know where the command post is, let's take you there!" ”

The command post used to be together with the shelter, and when you go down from the ground entrance, the place like a large bomb shelter is the shelter, and after passing through the shelter, there is a small room inside, which is the command post.

There was a big fat man in brown clothes in the command post, who looked like a head. He was followed by two subordinates who were all green, and even the explosion head was green, and when they saw Hao Dong coming in, they all immediately raised their guns and pointed their guns at him: "Stop!" Commander Potato, someone trespassed into the control room! ”

Commander Potato stared at the screen in front of him with a serious face: "Corporal Cauliflower, put away your guns!" That's the Queen's backup! ”

As he spoke, he pointed to the seat next to him: "Mr. Hao Dong, please take a seat." The monitor in front of you will lock on to the enemy target, and the top right corner will show the coordinates of their location, so you can report the new coordinates to the Queen if the coordinates change significantly! ”

Hao Dong hadn't recovered from the shock yet.

As soon as he had gone all the way, he felt weird, because all the names he heard were food. For example, Mr. Roast Duck, Miss Borscht, Mrs. Mango Pudding, Mrs. Waffle, Mr. Waffle, and the Minister of Black Pepper Beef Tenderloin, the Director of Charcoal-Roasted Sheep's Trotter, and so on.

At that time, he didn't react until he was about to reach the front of the command post, and the bean paste suddenly tripped again. Unfortunately this time, there was a slope in front of the command post, and the bean paste rolled all the way down the slope, and gradually rolled into a real white dumpling, a soup ball. Hao Dong suddenly understood, aren't all the people here all food?!

You can see that Mr. Roast Duck's girlfriend is Miss Lotus Leaf Cake, Miss Borscht's boyfriend is Mr. Bread, and so on, and so on, it's amazing!

Hao Dong felt that the people in power in the command post were actually unprocessed vegetables, which was really considerate. If it wasn't Commander Potato but Commander Mashed Potato standing next to him at this moment, maybe he would be driven by hunger and act as a criminal first and eat the other party!

"I'll just say it, this guy can't tell what stuff he is, it's going to be bad! You see he's still making a fool, the enemy is coming! ”

A voice full of adult tone but actually very immature suddenly sounded, and Hao Dong didn't need to turn his head to recognize it, that was the meat-filled rice ball.

The other little dumplings on the side began to talk about it again.

"It's just, it's stupid to look at."

"Maybe he was just in a daze by chance, and Dousha was often in a daze."

"Dousha is also stupid, he is the same as Dousha, he is really stupid."

"Oh, you can't say stupid, otherwise all those eggs will come to you for trouble."

"So what should I say? Stupid like a pig's head? But I can't say that it hurts to beat people with pig's head. ”

"That's it, he often has to shout braised elbows to help, it's too scoundrel!"

"But we can't beat it, no one will help us out......"

"If only they were eaten by the enemy, just be eaten!"

In a stack of "yes" and "yes" in agreement, Hao Dong found that the enemy finally appeared on the screen in front of him with a black line, and he was very familiar.

That taller than the average person, with a fierce momentum, and the iconic peaked cap buckled on the door of his head, Hao Dong was stunned again, how could he be Xiao Qiye?

But this is not what surprised him the most, what surprised him even more was that Xiao Qi Ye was still followed by a husky, dragging his tongue, salivating on his face, and he was like a second dog's greedy mouth!

Hao Dong was shocked by what he saw on the screen, and he didn't react for a while, and the queen's voice arrived first: "Hao Dong, tell me the coordinates of the enemy." ”

"Ugh!"

Hao Dong immediately went to look at the coordinates in the upper right corner: "The abscissa is 1078 cucumbers, and the ordinate is 44851 cucumbers." "Why is the metric cucumber?! And it's even big and small!

On the screen, Xiao Qi Ye and Ergou - this one is really a dog now - finally encountered the first wave of enemies, a group of big fat men wearing yellow spiked coats.

The subtitle is intimately typed in the lower left corner of the screen: The outpost durian crisp troops encounter the enemy, and the first wave of battles begins!

Hao Dong originally thought that their attack method was to fight with the thorns on their bodies, but it turned out that it was not. Because it's durian crisp, they use biochemical weapons!

I saw that everyone took out a pale yellow sauce-like object from their clothes and threw it directly at the enemy on the opposite side.

Hao Dong knew that among all the desserts, durian crisp was a kind that was very unpopular with Xiao Qiye. Sure enough, when he saw the durian crisp stuffing sprinkled all over the opposite side, he immediately stopped, stepped back a little with a disgusted face, and vacated the place in front of him.

Then the second dog immediately pounced energetically, this guy is a type that is not taboo, as long as it can be eaten, it can swallow it all. For example, if an ordinary person catches a locust, he will never eat it, but if Ergou finds that there are locusts in that place, he will definitely catch a bunch of locusts and then roast and eat them, even if he has more normal food at hand at that time.

The durian crispy stuffing was definitely delicious for him, and soon the outpost couldn't bear the big dog chasing after them begging for stuffing, so they turned around and ran back.

In the back of the formation, Hao Dong saw it very clearly on the display screen in front of the potato commander next door, and the ones in the front were the hardest food, first of all, three rows of guys with maroon skin. Subtitles appear under the screen: All members of the dried bonito family go to battle, vowing to stop the enemy at the forefront!

Dried bonito, also known as dried bonito, is a hard piece of fish that requires special shavings tools to scrap it into chips before it can be used to cook soups, and is a basic ingredient in Japanese cuisine. Now that there are three rows of dried bonito, even the gluttonous reincarnated guy of Ergou can't nibble all at once, and the pace of attack suddenly slows down.

The queen finally arrived, and without saying a word, the rocket artillery went up to the shoulder, and directly aimed at the cannon!

Hao Dong didn't have time to react at all, the queen's cannonball was already out of the chamber, and brilliant sparks exploded on the screen in the blink of an eye.

However, the expected scene of flesh and blood did not appear, and the little Qi Ye and Ergou on the screen were just trapped in a quagmire-like place.

The small group of onlookers behind him began to talk again.

Chestnut is trying to greet: "Wow! Come and see the chocolate! Your uncle is on the battlefield! ”

Sanxian, who was salty, was envious: "Chocolate trap wow!" I heard it was delicious......"

The bean paste and sesame seeds lay on Hao Dong's lap one by one and emphasized: "We are also delicious!" ”

Ice cream pulls chocolate in the back: "Don't hide, your uncle won't transform you into him!" "It's a pity that it's room temperature here, and he himself is a soft mess, and he can't drag his little friend at all.

The chocolate trap was obviously very effective in blocking the enemy's footsteps, and the second dog had already pounced in the pit and tried to lick it, and even Xiao Qi Ye couldn't help but take out a cup and start spooning the chocolate sauce to drink.

Hao Dong stared at the people on the screen, feeling that some great glorious image in his heart was collapsing.

I don't know if it's because his gaze is too hot, Qi Jue, who was drinking chocolate, suddenly raised his head, obviously through the camera, but the eyes of the two collided. Then, a faint smile suddenly appeared on the face of the 10,000-year-old iceberg.

Hao Dong, who was instantly frightened, finally woke up in a sweat.

In the middle of the night, in the dark three-person room of the hotel, the snoring of the two dogs sounded evenly, accompanied by the sound of the alarm clock moving in the corner. Qi Jue, who was also awakened by Hao Dong's movements, looked in Hao Dong's direction, and his eyes were still as bright as stars in the dark night.

Hao Dong instantly settled down, a dream or something, it was really something that was boundless!