Anthropomorphic food? The kidnapped Prince Hao Dong

The time was still in the middle of the night, and it was rare that he could sleep well without moving at night, Hao Dong was relieved and fell asleep again not long after.

But there are some things that you don't think will end when it's over.

As soon as Hao Dong opened his eyes, he heard a series of exclamations in his ears, and then the chirping greetings came and went.

"Oops, you're awake."

"Are you hungry? Is there anything wrong with it? ”

"Do you want to drink water? Or do you want to drink some fertilizer? But there is probably no fertilizer in this castle......"

"You didn't show the prototype, don't worry."

"Are you going to inform the Great Demon King?"

"No! He knew that if Brother Winter Melon woke up, he would come and eat him immediately! ”

"But he said that if we didn't tell him anything, he would eat us."

"He's saying let that dog eat us, don't worry about that stupid dog."

Hao Dong felt that the scene in front of him was so familiar, why were these little groups still by his side? He has gone from being able to tell who is who they are, to the point where he can remember the characteristics of each group! For example, reddish-brown hair is bean paste, black hair is sesame seeds, creamy white hair is ice cream, and brown hair is chocolate......

The fresh meat like a little adult squeezed in front of all the small balls, and he was still holding a teacup full of water that was about to be spilled: "Drink water." ”

Hao Dong struggled to sit up, only to find that he was really thirsty. It's just that his hand stretched out to take the cup froze in mid-air and couldn't move: "I'm ...... Where? ”

The room in front of me is like a European aristocratic family in the Middle Ages, with a luxurious bed covered with a gold filigree embroidered curtain; Facing the bed was a large and ornate dresser, the kind with three mirrors and dozens of small drawers for jewelry; The shelves in the corner that look like washstands are all pure gold!

Dousha came over: "This is the castle of the Great Demon King, but you don't have to worry, Commander Potato will definitely ask the Queen to save you when he sees that you have been taken away by the Great Demon King." ”

Hao Dong finally took the cup and blinked blankly: "Great Demon King...... Who is it? ”

"Oh-"

The little group in front of the bed exhaled together, and their voices immediately lowered down.

"The Great Demon King is the man with the stupid dog."

"They're not food, they're going to eat food."

"Actually, it's the stupid dog who eats food, if the Great Demon King says it, hmm...... He seems to be out to walk the dog......"

"No, no, he will also eat food, such as the chocolate sauce pit blown up by Uncle Chocolate's cannonballs, and he will drink it."

"Ahhh

"Will he eat gnocchi too?"

As soon as this question came out, the small group immediately started to shake together. In the end, it was Fresh Meat who was calmer and spoke to reassure everyone: "The Great Demon King has never eaten food from the residents of the city, so if he wants to eat, we just need to give him food." ”

As soon as the fresh meat opened, the little dumplings echoed again.

"Yes, yes, the only one who can bite the residents of our food city is that big stupid dog, and I can't tell what I can eat and what I can't eat!"

"But its teeth are really powerful, and the coats of the dried bonito have been bitten by him."

"If it weren't for the Great Demon King suddenly rushing to the command post and snatching Brother Donggua away, the big stupid dog would definitely destroy our city again!"

"Wait," Hao Dong finally caught the keyword, "winter melon is...... I? I was caught? ”

The little group nodded in unison: "Yes, the big demon king is handsome!" That's when you suddenly fall asleep and fall in front of the monitoring desk. Then the Great Demon King went from the battlefield to the command post in the blink of an eye, and then snatched you away. ”

Hao Dong was dizzy: "Then ...... you?" ”

"We're worried about you!"

"So we're here with the Demon King!"

"Don't worry, we didn't say what you are!"

"The Great Demon King has already tied up the stupid dog, and it won't come to bite you."

"We'll slip away when you feel better!"

The little group was chattering, and the sharp male voice suddenly interjected: "Where are you going to slip away?" ”

It was as if the pause button had been pressed, and the room suddenly fell silent.

The dumplings maintained their previous posture for three seconds, and then began to scurry, some hid in the closet, some drilled under the bed, and the bean paste and sesame seeds simply got into his quilt because they had been lying on Hao Dong's quilt.

Hao Dong couldn't react at once: "No ......"

The Great Demon King Qi Jue stepped in front of his bed in two steps and looked at him condescendingly: "Don't think about leaving here until I figure out what kind of food you are." ”

Hao Dong opened his mouth and stammered: "Hey? ”

The Demon King version of Qi Jue is very patient, and he will not spare words like gold: "The people who live in the food city are all food, but I can't see what kind of food you are." ”

Hao Dong tried to appeal: "But the queen also lives there, so she is not ......"

Qi Jue interrupted him, and his voice was cold and almost scummy: "She left the castle without permission and ran to the food city, stayed for so long, and left everything in the castle to me and Ergou." Why do you think we're going to Food City when we're fine? I just want to get her back! ”

Hao Dong was dumb all of a sudden.

The inside story turned out to be like this! It turns out that the queen is the real adversary! But why does it seem that the inhabitants of Food City have a good relationship with the queen? Uh, it's really because of the looks, right?

Hao Dong secretly glanced at Qi Jue, and looked, no matter how good he looked, with this fierce and vicious look, good people would be treated as bad guys!

In contrast, the queen is beautiful, and she often smiles when she is fine, so it's no wonder that the simple residents of Food City have a good impression of her.

"The ......"

Qi Jue interrupted Hao Dong's words again: "Do you have a way to help us get that woman back?" ”

Hao Dong opened his mouth and stammered: "Uh, it's not ......"

Qi Jue looked very noble and cold: "Then shut up and be your test subject." ”

After saying that, he shook his hands and went out, without looking back.

Hao Dong was shocked by Qi Jue's decisiveness, and he couldn't come back to his senses for a long time, until those small groups came out of their hiding places and surrounded him again.

"Don't be afraid, we'll be able to escape!"

"Yes, yes! Absolutely! ”

"Even if there is a big stupid dog standing guard outside the door, there will be a way."

"Last time Corporal Cauliflower came here to investigate, he said he could escape through the window."

Well? Flipping out of the window?

Hao Dong pushed away the quilt and got out of bed. There was a thick plush blanket on the floor, and even if he was barefoot, it was very comfortable to walk on.

The windows of the rooms are also very historical colored glass inlaid windows, and the sunlight outside the window shines into the room through the windows, which is colorful.

It's just that no matter how beautiful the windows are, they can't make up for the trauma that Hao Dong suffered in his soul at this time.

As soon as he pushed open the window, a strong wind blew in, and it was then that he realized that the room he was in did not seem to be on flat ground, but on some tower. And this tower must be very high, because he can't see the ground outside the window at all!

The dumplings are still chattering about ideas.

"Corporal Cauliflower said that it was probably impossible for him to climb this height, but it should be fine if he jumped."

"But he's a cauliflower, at most a few pieces will be dropped, right? Brother Winter Melon's words......"

"Yes, last time Admiral Pumpkin accidentally rolled down from the five-story parade platform, and as a result, he fell into pieces, and then he had to let his son take over the position."

"What's more, the last time Aunt Egg Tart rolled down the stairs on the second floor, it turned out to be a lot of pieces, and she spent a month in the hospital to recover."

……

Who just came up with the idea that he could climb out of the window!

The group didn't notice the murderous aura that suddenly burst out of Hao Dong's body at allβ€”or that the momentum was too weak, they didn't feel it at all, and they were still discussing it seriously.

"I read that the storybook says that the princess who was caught by the demon king and kept in the tower since she was a child always has her hair, and then when she grows up, she can put her hair under the tower and let the warriors who came to save her climb up. Or can Brother Winter Melon stay here for a little more time and wait for his hair to grow? ”

"But that's for the warriors to climb up, how do you let the long-haired brother go down?"

"Huh? Oh yes...... There are a lot of us, maybe we can grab his braid and put him down slowly? ”

Hao Dong felt that if the black lines were substantial, he would definitely be able to see them fall to the ground.

It seems that the dumplings are still children, and there is no way to become a reliable dependent, and if they want to leave, they have to rely on themselves. As for the threat of the Great Demon King...... He didn't even say what would happen, Hao Dong decided that he had to try to escape first.

The window is impossible, then only the door remains. The regiments said, Ergou is guarding at the door?

Hao Dong ran to the door, intending to quietly open the door to see the situation outside, only to find that the door was locked tightly. Well, if he wants to get out of here, he must first overcome this lock.

Picking the lock, Ergou once gave him special training. However, what was in front of him was an ancient door lock, and Hao Dong was not sure that he would be able to open it, so he could only try it first. Fortunately, the clothes on his body have not been touched, and some gadgets are still there.

Seeing that he took out a small piece of wire and began to poke the keyhole, the dumplings gathered around again, and their eyes lit up.

"Wow-"

"Brother Winter Melon actually knows this!"

"You're so handsome, can you teach me?"

"You're so stupid, you can't learn it, just teach me!"

"I'm not bean paste, so I'm not stupid!"

The dumplings began to crook again, and Hao Dong began to sweat. This ancient door lock, it seems that his skills really can't deal with it, and those little things are destined to be lost.

The dejected Hao Dong slid down the door panel to the ground, and the dumplings seemed to feel his frustration, quieted down, and looked at Hao Dong with big moist eyes one by one.

Then Hao Dong fell asleep like this, and when he woke up again, there was the tireless ticking sound of the alarm clock in his ears.

It was already bright outside the window, and Xiao Qi Ye was no longer in the house, and Ergou seemed to have woken up about the same time as him, and was sitting on the bed in a daze with a confused face.

It turned out that he had woken up...... Hao Dong was a little stunned.

The first time I dreamed of that strange place, I just felt that the dream was very unreasonable; But now that I woke up for the second time, I felt a sense of guilt that I had really run away from those little groups.

I wonder if this dream is like this? Or will he ever have a chance to go back to that house and find a way to escape and leave with the bunch?

Not...... Hao Dong rubbed his head, he must be stunned!