Chapter 299: Brave X.O

Seeing that he could no longer hide it, Ding Dong, who was caught up in the air and was interrogated by the three halls, finally broke the jar and said loudly: "Okay, okay! Clank Bell is a fool! Jingle Bell just can't do anything well!! Ding Dong is a poor student who has failed to pass the primary creation certificate for 14 times!! Wow......"

Speaking of the most embarrassing, probably because he felt too aggrieved, Ding Dong actually cried "wow".

The cries of Ding Dong were so powerful that I instantly changed from a righteous ** official to an enemy of the people, covered in the fierce eyes of a group of sympathetic girls......

"Look at you, you make Jingle Bell cry in anger."

He glanced at me unceremoniously, and then snatched the crying little dot from my hand, and held it in his hand with bright eyes to comfort him.

"I always feel like ......," I said stiffly, twisting my neck and turning to the equally sluggish Sandora next to me, "I always feel like I've heard something very subtle and full of complaints......

Sandora bit off the chopsticks in her hand with a "click", and the corners of her mouth twitched slightly.

"I swear...... Clank Bell is definitely the most unreliable god I've ever seen......"

It's not a question of being unreliable! Anyway, that primary creation evidence should be the most worthy of complaining, right? What kind of social state is the world of the gods that makes people speechless? Could it be that those powerful gods are usually tossing such a 'messy' thing?

Under the shallow comfort, Ding Dong finally calmed down, and then returned to my shoulder who was still a big villain a second ago without remembering 'sex' and lessons, and beat my head without pain or itching, while saying angrily: "Ding Dong said that he was preparing for the fourth-level exam of the Creation God, but Ding Dong has not even taken the primary creation certificate now, and without the primary creation certificate, he can't even get the admission ticket for the fourth-level exam!" Ding Dong has made up the exam fourteen times, if he can't pass the make-up exam this time...... Clank Bell will definitely be laughed at by those nasty juniors, especially the big stupid lizard with muscles in his head, even the big stupid one time to say it...... 555, it's really unfair, for the qualification of the creator god, you have to use the creation certificate as the basic qualification! Jingle is very good at energy creation, introduction to the law, soul creation, and space creation! Why can't they be basic documents! ”

I...... Where the hell should I start complaining, bastard!

Looking around, sure enough, not only me, but even a few of them, all of them collectively turned into pale plaster statues in the wind.

Dingdong continued to complain unconsciously about her suffering, and then suddenly took out a thick gold-covered book from the other space, and then proudly held up the huge book that was enough to hold more than a dozen of her and said, "But Dingdong has hope now!" It's this book.,Ding Dong spent a lot of effort to borrow the collector's edition from a senior sister.,As long as you can complete the key tests mentioned in this book.,Ding Dong will definitely be able to pass the fifteenth make-up exam! ”

The family members who had evolved into Emperor Calm in the rolling thunder glanced at the mysterious runes on the book cover, and then raised their heads: "This...... Who's going to translate it? ”

Sandora leaned over and looked at it, took the gorgeous big book, pointed to the book cover and read: ""Dr. Q Teaches You the Twenty-two Classic Experiments of the Creation of the World Realm", signed by the Divine Realm Creation Research Association, the 386th revised edition ......"

"Boom"

After the last thunderbolt fell, we finally ...... Became a Buddha......

"Keep up the good work," I tapped Jingdong's little brain melon with tears in my eyes, and then solemnly handed to Dingdong the golden book that recorded the ultimate mysteries of the entire world, but I don't know why, there is always a feeling of tears in my eyes, "You will definitely become a great creator god......"

Ding Dong held the huge book in both hands and nodded his little head: "Mmmm! Jingle Bell will definitely work! Ding Dong's written test results are very good! As long as you can pass the lab class, there is no problem at all! And Ding Dong has decided, this time even if you want to bribe the invigilator, you must pass! So totally fine! ”

I've ...... I can't complain......

In that crushing underground base only three hundred meters away, we found Lin Banxian, whom we hadn't seen for several days, and compared to our group of idlers who had nothing to do, the latter was obviously much busier, which could be seen from the dark circles that had already appeared in the other party's eyes.

"You're just looking for a fight, aren't you!? Eyeshadow! Eye shadow! ”

“…… You'll admit that you have dark circles under your eyes, and it's even more tragic for a girl to wear eyeshadow to this extent. ”

The routine meeting and bickering, and then the sister who has long been accustomed to 'sexually' persuasion: "You two, why do you quarrel every time you meet." ”

Lin Xue grinded her teeth and glanced at me, then sat back behind her incomparably ** luxury desk, clasping her hands to her chest: "Say, what is the matter with your sister and brother coming over today?" Have you finally come to your senses and decided to help us deal with that damn criminal gang? ”

At this time, Ding Ling happened to push the door in, listened to Lin Xue's words, and immediately complained helplessly: "Excuse me, do you have a little bit of a senior cadre of the ability group!" Let's earn some face for the organization! ”

"I don't think it's a shame to ask this wood for help, well, as a coolie, you should have the consciousness of a coolie, right?"

Yes, your sister! Can you figure out who's asking for help right now?!

Ding Ling decisively chose to ignore Lin Xue's unconscious speech, but walked straight to the latter's desk and put something she had been holding in her arms on the table.

A puppy that looks black and does not slip away, from the face shape seems to be full of words like "I am a soil dog", it is completely the most common domestic breed, although it is not deformed to the point of missing eyes and nose, but there is nothing outstanding about it.

In other words, such a puppy from head to toe appeared in such a high-level place, and it was really full of disobedience......

It didn't seem to be the first time that the puppy had been brought here by an unscrupulous owner, and instead of being a little timid when it was placed on the table, it immediately began to look around curiously, and at the end, he drooped his ears and put his little dripping eyes on my side, and his tail began to wagged like a convulsion.

"A guy who is good for nothing but affinity......"

Lin Xue pursed her lips, and then began to toss the undisciplined '' little black dog who decisively expressed her affection for strangers.

"This is ......" I ignored Lin Xue's evaluation, and instead turned my curious eyes to Ding Ling, saying that the people in the ability group are all this type? Bringing your pet to work during working hours? Or is it simply because of the subtle fact that the other party is Lin Xue's friend?

"My pet," Ding Ling didn't feel wrong at all, but generously admitted, "The name is X.O." ”

My sister, who has an extremely low resistance to cute things, went up and teased the undisciplined '' little black dog who seemed to be kind to anyone a few times, and then turned around: "X.O? Why is this name so strange......"

Ding Ling pointed to her pet dog and introduced it to us: "This name has a very good history, you see, its front legs are X-shaped, but its hind legs are O-shaped......"

Just say that this dog was abused by you when he was a child and became disabled......

Lin Xue tossed her friend's pet for a while, and then finally raised her head as if she remembered something: "Speaking of which, how can you, a lewd man with no lower limit, have time to come over today?" Looks like you're still at home waiting for mold, right? ”

By the way, is it necessary for you to add so many mood particles in front of me every time you call me?!

"It's really my goal in life to eat and wait for death, but some people have to make trouble."

As I spoke, I casually took out a ball of gorgeous "jelly" from my personal space and threw it on Lin Xue's desk.

"We let the mail bomb attack, and it was initially determined that it may be that the mysterious organization A who is looking for trouble with the supernatural here and there is a troublemaker, so the Führer feels a little unhappy, and now intends to retaliate, so let's see if you, the largest paranormal organization in Asia, have found any traces of the other party."

"Wang! Barking!! ”

The brave X.O immediately challenges the mysterious item that suddenly appears.

"What is this? It's pretty. Ding Ling leaned over curiously and reached out to touch the magnificent-looking postmodern "jelly".

"That's the mail bomb." My sister pointed and said.

Ding Ling's hand shrunk back with a "whoosh", "Bomb? Don't say it, it looks like it's ...... Huh? This one...... How can this bomb ......?"

I explained, "Because it's been detonated, but it's stopped in time, so it's safe for now." ”

After hearing this, Ding Ling's eyes immediately widened, and after a while, she pulled the corners of her mouth and said, "It's really against the sky......"

"Wang! Barking!! ”

X.O is still bravely defiant.

Then, I roughly told me about the origin of this mail bomb, but there is nothing to say, except for the most mysterious solution, the way this thing appears is completely in line with the most normal home delivery process, for a powerful ability organization, it is really not difficult to prepare such a mail bomb and mix it into a normal mail package.

"You guys are really careless," after listening to my story, Lin Xue could only sigh helplessly, "How many professional soldiers under his command even let a bomb be mixed into the base camp...... Okay, okay, for the sake of Sister Chen Qian's face, I won't educate you, so that means that you are in a bad mood now and want to retaliate, so come to me for clues? When did the ability group become a mess...... But it's nothing, it's rare that you finally have a little coolie consciousness, so let's play the glorious horn 'color' of Miss Ben's gold medal fighter! ”