Chapter 298: Mail Bombs and Clank's Troubles

It's just autumn and less than a mustard. In January, pedestrians in thin fleece sweaters began to appear on the streets of the city, and the slightest chill gradually diffused in the air, and the breath of summer seemed to have left the city without hesitation.

And on such a cool morning in early autumn. Lying on the deck chair on the balcony enjoying the warm but not hot sun, and a well-behaved little maid standing next to you to prepare delicious refreshments, this kind of life is really too pleasant".

Guess Fina also looked depraved at the moment, lying on the chaise longue next to her with a straw in her mouth, and from time to time she turned her head to suck a sip of orange juice handed by Avena. It's a pity that the appearance of the ten-year-old Rotie matches the current adult behavior, how to look at it and make people feel weird.

Quietly enjoying the leisurely morning, Lilina suddenly stretched out. Then he twisted himself on the chaise longue, his face facing me: "It's just a pity that the cool summer scenery that the perverts are so enchanted by will be gone forever." ”

"yes, yes... Wrong! ”

Someone who was drowsy under the sun and the smell of autumn sleepiness subconsciously agreed. Then he woke up in horror.

It's so dangerous, I was almost caught in this pseudo-radish urn that was black to the bones, and this guy is really getting more and more arrogant!

"I've already gone around it."

Lifina tugged at the armrests of the chaise longue to return her almost sliding body back to its original position. Then he smiled and shook his finger and pointed behind me.

At the same time, a shallow "gentle" voice sounded behind me: "Ah Jun" can't pay attention to the wildflowers and weeds on the street, should I find an opportunity to throw the smiling pseudo-Rophie next to me into the material recovery furnace to make some contribution to society!

Faced with the shallowness of dissatisfaction, I decisively changed the subject. Turning his head to look at Lilina, who had slipped off the sleek bamboo recliner again, and was now squirming to climb back. Puzzled, he asked, "Lifina, why didn't you go shopping today?" ”

"It's boring to go shopping all the time. Sure enough, it's better to stay at home and be comfortable."

This kind of thing should be more convincing than you when it comes out of anyone's mouth, right!? You're a guy who's all because of the streak. The moon rises and goes for a crazy run, but I get tired and can't run, right? You're going to go shopping after today's break, right?!

With a "squeak", the people on the balcony were pushed away from the opposite side, and my sister walked over with a mailbag that looked quite weighty, with a puzzled look on her face: "There is a package!" Jun: Did you buy anything? ”

"No..."

I took over the boxy parcel in my sister's hand, which was about the size of three computer hard disks stacked together, and found that the recipient on it was really my name, but I really didn't remember when I ordered something.

"Open it and see?" Lifina egged on the side.

The hand I had just stretched out to the seal of the parcel froze in place for a moment, and then I turned my head and looked at a pseudo-Rophi with an innocent expression with a puzzled look: "Why do you make a suggestion that makes me feel a sense of danger involuntarily?" ”

"Well, don't care, don't care, anyway, the mail bomb, the anthrax virus or anything is not a threat to you, "Well, I'll leave a little bit, in case I hang up, it's very troublesome to resurrect."

This hateful guy who can be resurrected infinitely with the support of the tree of the world, "Oops, I really have a sense of curiosity that I have to open it to see it when she is so encouraged"

"Sting"

The seal of the parcel was easily torn open.

I casually handed a ball of martyrdom to Fifina next to me, who had a scared expression on her face. said, "Look at your crow's beak. ”

"Hey, hey, hey! Don't play with such a dangerous thing! I'm going to die! I'm really going to die! ”

"You can be resurrected anyway"

I muttered, then looked up at my sister and asked, "Sister, what do you think?" ”

"Looks like they're being targeted." My sister shrugged indifferently, "It seems to the outside world that it's a small organization that is not strong and has no vigilance, and it's right within their target range, isn't it?" ”

in my hands. It's a bomb.

Strictly speaking, it's a bomb that has been detonated: a black tin box whose shell has begun to twist and roll, and which is spewing bright light from inside. The solidified flames showed the sense of explosion at the moment when they first burst out, and the periphery of this beautiful fireworks was a transparent film-like thing, wrapping the whole bomb like a strange jelly, this film is what cuts off the internal and external flow of time. Inside the film, the concept of "time" has been removed.

It's beautiful to look at. As if some kind of postmodern artifact. But it's a real murder weapon.

Of course, there is no threat to us.

"Shallow, how long will this thing last?"

Throwing up and down the mail bomb that had been stationary, I turned my head and asked what was just blocked

"It's going to take as long as it takes. It's okay to wait until the end of the world realm to detonate. ”

After cautiously leaning over and poking the flame that was in a static state and therefore had an absolute hardness feeling, Holina's face took on a look of fear: "It seems that this mysterious object that appears inexplicably will have to be scanned in the future" You also encouraged me to open the package just now, right?

Sandora took the exploding mail bomb from my hand, habitually put it in her mouth and took two bites as I watched speechlessly, and then said, "The bully is over, Jun." What to do?.

Before that, can I complain a little bit about the way you collect information from the outside world?

"Let's contribute to human society and clean up the garbage

I've always thought of myself as something. People who have no quarrel with the world, peace-loving, approachable, well, there is no boasting at all, but now it seems that it is necessary to educate some restless fellows, so that they may know that my indisputability with the world is based on the fact that the fellows with whom I have quarrels have died cleanly.

"Open the meal, open the meal". Sandora suddenly snorted, "Let's start the meal first, and we'll talk about the rest later!" "I'd love to know what the guys who sent the mail bombs would have looked like if they had learned that their orchestrated attack hadn't even made it possible to postpone our lunch a little."

But today's lunch was a little different than usual.

When the most dragging bubbles were dragged out of the Second Dimension by Sandora's ears, "Ding Dang never appeared.

Sandora bit her spoon and looked at a small special cloth on the table, which was now empty: "Although this is half a thing. Month, Ding Dang has always been mysterious, but as long as the meal is opened, she will always appear, right? ”

Several eyes turned to the same person at the same time.

"Okay, okay". Lilina raised her hands with a look of grievance, "Really, I can't even eat."

As the voice fell, Lifina had turned into a green point of light, gradually dissipating into the air.

As a being born directly from the Tree of the World, she has the ability to directly teleport herself into the Temple of Life, which can be said to be Fifina's only ability at present.

A moment later, Filina appeared in front of us, carrying a black mass in her hand.

Filina, who had been found on the temple altar of creation, said as she threw her contents on the plate in front of me with a clatter.

I always think that if you look at it from the shape. There's a sense of déjà vu,

Cold sweat hung on his forehead. I put this black mass in a glass of water close to me and added water. Cover the rim of the cup, then go up and down, left, right, and do it again.

A sparkling jingle! "Ding Dang bites you! , Ding Dang will definitely bite you! Let's go! ”

The little thing that was being lifted by its wings and still hadn't been able to focus on it opened its teeth and claws into the swaying triple figure in front of him.

"By the way, what are you tossing these days?" I gently shook the little goddess in my hand. The language was confused, "I tossed myself so embarrassed this time."

"Dingdong doesn't care about you! Come down when you let it go."

I silently picked up the special artifact against Jingle from the table: the big water cup!

"Oh, don't, it's really dizzy! Stop dangling".

"Then be honest! What the hell are you doing these days? Listen to Lifina and say that you often conduct tests in the temple? And this time there was a big explosion? You're not messing with something dangerous. ”

My tone was very resolute, and there was a firm expression on my face that I would never want to fool around today if I was not honest, not that I was not emotional, but that the recent actions of Ding Dong were really strange, curiosity was one thing, and more importantly, I was worried about this little little thing that was always not very reliable, and human scientists were frightened. There is a danger of Resident Evil in the test, and the test conducted by a goddess is even more sloppy, especially here. The goddess often has a variety of situations and her IQ is fluctuating, look at today's situation, Ding Dong is obviously so embarrassed by his own test,

And more importantly, in case, Ding Dang's test broke away from the restrictions of the barrier of the World Tree Tree and ran out of the shadow city one or two,,

That's a lot of fun, no matter how you think about it, it should be a human crisis far worse than Godzilla's."

Looking at the resolute eyes of me and the girls around me, Jingle Bell, who had resisted for a long time, finally surrendered. The little guy pursed his lips, with tears in the corners of his eyes, and exclaimed with a look of anger: "Okay, okay! Jingle is what. A sucker! Jingle Bell just can't do anything well!! Jingle Bell is a hopelessly poor student who has failed to pass the primary creation certificate after making up for the exam fourteen times!! Wow