Zhuge killed with a crossbow, but unfortunately the lord added a horse, and the Sprinkle family was taken down by Diao Chen, and he was very depressed. In fact, every time I play against Diao Chen, I feel like I am digging a pit to jump, and the facts have also proved that I have entered the character accumulation mode. But there is one thing that puzzles me very much, the character that I have worked hard to accumulate for more than 20 years is waiting for him to explode, but when is his dynasty? Let me wait so anxiously.

Before I could get a result from Diao Chendou here, Jiang Wan had already urged her to jump, so I used my mother's words to educate her: "Be a woman to be reserved!" Who knew that she bit back: "Bu Xiaolu, are you not doing your best?" I was almost so angry with her, and I couldn't understand how attractive Diao Chen was to surrender Jiang Wan, and I didn't understand how attractive a woman was needed to surrender Diao Chen?

"I'll persuade you one last time, let's find someone who is good for you, don't keep spending time with him, you are not a boasting father, Diao Chen is not the sun, is it boring to chase your life like this?"

She didn't say anything on the phone, and only after a while did she say, "Don't just dig a hole and bury it!" ”

The conscience of heaven and earth, for her sake, even the rancid pot and cold rice that fell into the soup pot were turned out by Diao Chen, and even the most disdainful stealing chickens and dogs were done, there is no reason to fall on the ground with a kick. Thanks to Comrade Jiang Wan for arousing my fighting spirit, I immediately expressed my determination with high spirits: "Bury, I will bury it!" Even the tombstone will be carved for you by hand, as a congratulatory gift for you to approach the marriage grave! ”

But how to continue to fight with Diao Chen, this is a problem. If I were Jiang Wan, I would definitely divide it by two without saying anything, and it would be too late to quickly cut the mess and get him. I still remember when I was in elementary school, I coveted Bancao for a long time, but he was so sought-after that if I wanted to get his attention, I had to use a surprise method. I thought about it for a few weeks, and sure enough, I thought about it. At that time, we were still very young, and we only knew how to talk and laugh, and what love was, and we were basically ashamed to talk about it. So I came to the opposite and spoke outright.

The whole class was quietly studying on their own that day, and the head teacher was just going out to the bathroom, when I rushed to the podium and shouted, "I'm going to announce something." ”

Everyone raised their heads and looked at me, children's curiosity and desire for knowledge are incomparable, in fact, after saying this sentence, there is no confidence, don't be with Ban Cao's four eyes to look at each other even more blushing, but fortunately, I was born with a thick skin three points thicker than people, one does not do two endlessly, and announced loudly: "XXX, I like you!" ”

The whole class was stunned, and after a second or two, ...... someone laughed twice, followed by a burst of laughter! And that Bancao XXX is so red that he can drip blood.

"Bu Xiaolu, what are you doing!" The head teacher stood at the door of the classroom, his wide eyes and strong belly, making him look like an air bulging fish. He rushed in in a rage and took me out, and educated me with the height of moral degradation, but what he said was not understood by my consciousness at the time, and I only knew that I had done a very stupid thing.

Originally, the head teacher was going to invite parents, but when the three-good student Diao Chen passed by the door of the classroom, I gave him an SOS signal with my eyes, and he came over knowingly, and rescued me with a harmless smile and the number of ways that the eldest brother was like a father and learned from the pain.

Of course, the result of the incident was that the courtship failed, and I was laughed at by the whole class until I graduated, and the class grass stayed away from me, and since then I have broken my thoughts. On the way home, Diao Chen walked briskly in front, and I carried a small schoolbag on my back and followed with my head behind and kicked the stones. Suddenly he stopped, I almost bumped into it straight up, he hated iron and steel, and said: "Bu Xiaolu, did your mother lose the child when she gave birth to you and raised the placenta?" I can do such a low-level thing, and I don't know how to write the word shame! ”

I said very sincerely: "I'm only in the first grade, where do I know how to write shame, if I do, I'll skip a grade with you." I thought about it for a moment and said, "What does it mean to be ashamed?" ”

As soon as these words came out, Diao Chen didn't want to pay attention to me anymore and left.

A period of ignorance of the young love was strangled in the cradle by the old-fashioned head teacher, but many years have passed, when I met the class grass again, I was so surprised that I didn't know what to say. It is said that good-looking children when they were young will be ashamed of their genes when they grow up, indeed, there are very few children like Diao Chen who have made people raise their fingers and praise from childhood to adulthood, and XXX has become very miserable. suddenly found out that Diao Chen was prescient back then, and let me watch XXX turn ugly every second, which was simply a torture that tortured my body and mind.

Looking back, this trick was still very good, but the timing was wrong. But no matter how good the method is, it is useless, how can a beauty like Jiang Wan, who thinks highly of herself, be able to pull down her skin and do that kind of self-deprecating thing.

Just do what you say, in the spirit of humbly seeking advice, immediately go to the pillow love network, Baihua.com, and century marriage to learn from the experience, but the result is still nothing, but at this time Luo Su came over to make a fuss, and gathered in front of the computer and said dumbfounded: "Do you really plan to change your career to be a pimp?" ”

"My dreams don't stop there." Quite interested in teasing her a couple of sentences: "My ideal is to go to the TV station as a producer, specializing in marriage and love programs, and then make a monopoly, what "Don't Disturb", "One in a Million", "Let's YY" and the like rub and rub it to make a hodgepodge, I even have the name of the show in mind, it's called "Crazy Bee Wave Butterfly Crazy Men and Women Match Each Other", how about it?" ”

Luo Su turned his gaze from the computer screen to my face, and said incredulously: "I really didn't expect you to have such lofty ideals, I always thought you had no ambitions, but today I learned that your selling point is actually a pimp giant with no discipline and no lower limit!" ”

"Will you be able to chat?"

She suddenly stammered: "Can you pick a few good ones for me to keep when the time comes, I'm close to the water." ”

"Cheng, who is with whom, this springboard is for you." She was happy to hear it, and I asked, "Is there anything wrong with you?" It's okay, don't stand in my way of selling men and women. ”

"Yes, yes." She seemed to think of something, and said slowly, "When I first came up, I saw your handsome guy at a 54-degree angle wandering down there. ”

"Why didn't you say it earlier!" Hurriedly rushed to the window, fortunately he was still there, he saw me waving to me, no wonder the left eyelid jumped for a day, the rivers and lakes rumored that the left eye jumped peach blossoms, the right eye jumped chrysanthemums, it was true!

"Luo Su, next time I will hide it, and I won't leave you if the good goods are spoiled in the future!" Hurriedly scouring the closet to find the newly bought clothes, which can be considered to come in handy today.

Luo Su said aggrievedly: "I thought you were playing a big name, and you wanted to get away with it." ”

Who wants to indulge in the past and indulge like no one? In these years, people who don't live by their brains really grab a lot of them.