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Of course, it's a joke to say that you want to kill Brother Donkey or something, after all, it is illegal to kill people in this society now, if it were in the old society, it would not be my turn to kill him when killing people was not illegal, and he would not have known that he had died hundreds of times. (Please search, or enter directly to see the latest chapter)

"Speaking of which, there are no parts missing in the past this time." Brother Donkey hurriedly changed the topic and asked me.

I looked at Brother Donkey's lewdness with a little innocent eyes, and I could naturally understand what the parts he asked were about, I kicked him in the ass and said, "Lao Tzu is very good, have you read the Taoist book I asked my buddy to send you, how did you learn?" ”

"Books?" Brother Donkey was puzzled, then ran back to the Lingling Hall, and after a few seconds, he ran out and handed over a book and asked, "Just send me such a thing, it's all in Chinese, I don't understand it." ”

The words on the cover of this book are ancient texts, but fortunately, they can probably be read clearly, and they are called "Tiangang Five Thunder Spells".

As soon as I looked at the title of this book, I raised my eyebrows, paralyzed, Li Mingyao's buddy is really interesting, this "Tiangang Five Thunder Mantra" is the only secret method of Maoshan, it is a very powerful ghost spell, and generally speaking, it will not be passed on to people who have nothing to do with Maoshan.

"I can't read this thing, it's not easy to learn, otherwise you might as well teach me something simple." Brother Donkey said to me with a smile.

I said, "If you can't learn this book, it proves that you are really not suitable for learning the Tao, and if you learn it, you will be of infinite use." ”

"Hey, can you speak normally?" Brother Donkey said: "You talk like those old men in the TV series." ”

"Normal?" I thought about it, and then scolded: "For your uncle, such a good thing is given to you, and your grandson is still not satisfied?" ”

"By the way, it's like human talk." Brother Donkey nodded.

This thing is really not a person from the same world as us, so talk to him about something profound, he doesn't understand, he has to scold him, he feels comfortable, this kind of guy is the type with itchy skin and under-pumping.

Da Kui, who had been watching me giggling from the side, watched us almost make a fuss before he asked me: "Brother Madman, someone came to us yesterday for a red and white wedding, and I didn't dare to take it with the donkey, for fear of messing it up, you see."

"Red and white ceremonies? I don't really understand either, it's not good to mess up someone, forget it. I shook my head, you may not be unfamiliar with red and white ceremonies, red joy is marriage, white joy is also called white funeral, that is, funeral, but here we add red and white ceremonies together to say that there is another saying, dark marriage.

Ghost marriage has existed since ancient times, it is said that many girls in ancient times were virgins before they died, and they were unwilling, thinking about their own life, but they didn't even have a companion, so they couldn't be reincarnated, and then the underworld let this girl dream to her family, and let her family hold a ghost marriage for her.

Then after the underworld marriage, the girl can be reincarnated, and the man who has the underworld marriage with her must not marry for life, if he marries and has children after having a dark marriage, then he will die of misfortune.

This thing is mysterious, and if I don't know much about it, it's better not to touch it.

Da Kui nodded and said, "That's right, that person said 100,000, I feel that the money is too little." ”

As soon as I heard this, I immediately scolded righteously: "Da Kui, how do I usually teach you? Are we cultivators living for money? We are here to help the people of the world. People came to our Lingling Hall, indicating that they believe us, if we can't even get a mere marriage, how can our Lingling Hall still get mixed up in this fiercely competitive and swindling industry? Right? ”

"Yes, yes." Da Kui clapped his palms stupidly and looked at me with excitement.

Zhao Shanyu and Brother Donkey looked at me with disdain, as if to say: Aren't you meowing for 100,000 yuan?

Am I the one who doesn't want to do my own discipline for the sake of 100,000 yuan? Obviously, the answer is obviously h.

"In this way, Da Kui, you contact the boss and ask him to come to our Spirit Hall tomorrow night, and I will discuss it with him."

"Hmm." Da Kui nodded and asked, "Do you need to sue the boss to bring 100,000 yuan?" ”

"I said, we're here to help him, not for money. Ahem, just let him bring a deposit of 50,000 yuan first. ”

After finishing speaking, I hugged Zhao Shanyu's small waist and went back to school with Brother Donkey.

After I sent Zhao Shiyu back to her dormitory building, I ran back to the dormitory and called Brother Fengfeng.

"Hello? Fengzi. Brother Feng said on the other end of the phone: "In the past few days, I have helped you check the information of the Wailing Ancient Cave, but I can't find the specific location, I'm sorry." ”

"It's okay, it's okay, there's still a year to go." I'm not in a hurry, although if I don't find the Xun fan in Bai Wuchang's mouth in the Wailing Ancient Cave within a year, I estimate that I will have to go down to the underworld to accompany the king of Yama to fight the landlord, but isn't there still a year.

"Brother Shocking Wind, I just want to ask you how to get married." I hurriedly asked, let's earn 100,000 yuan first, this is the biggest business since the opening of Linglingtang, Niang Xipi's, 100,000 yuan, enough for me to eat how many meat-filled buns.

"Ghost marriage? Why do you suddenly want to get this thing. Brother Feng said in a slightly abnormal tone: "Boy, this thing is not very tidy." ”

"I also know, it's 100,000 Bnh." As soon as I finished speaking, Brother Feng said, "Ahem, I've been a little tight lately. ”

"Brother Shocking Wind, otherwise the younger brother will give you 10,000 yuan to come and invite you to tea?" I asked.

"Five-five." Brother Frightening said over there.

"Why don't you go grab it?" I scolded: "If you ask you a few words, you will give me 50,000?" ”

"Young man, robbery and extortion is not a sustainable road, like me is easier than robbing, and I earn more, so why should I rob it." Brother Feng said shamelessly over there: "Besides, ordinary people don't understand this thing at all, even ordinary Taoist priests don't understand, and the junior named Li Mingyao definitely doesn't know, you can consider not dividing my 50,000, it's a big deal to be asked for a ghost or something." ”

"Okay, let's just say it, isn't it 50,000 yuan, what a big deal." I scolded, knowing that it was useless to continue to talk nonsense with this grandson.

"Okay, I won't tease you, the ghost marriage is very dangerous, the specific situation should be judged according to the scene, if the body of the deceased has not been cremated, use the body of the deceased and the person who wants to marry her with a red rope, tie the little thumb of their right hand, and then you will be the witness, use the soul spell to recall the soul of the deceased, and handle the ghost marriage

"In the process, someone must be guarded ten meters away, and the lonely ghost cannot be allowed to break in, if the wedding is disrupted, the dead soul is looking forward to getting married, but if it is disrupted, it will turn into a powerful ghost, and it will be out of control, which is the first point to pay attention to."

"Second, don't let the person who married the deceased show that he doesn't want to get married, otherwise the soul of the deceased will be furious and turn into evil."

"Third, after the completion of the wedding, the person who marries the deceased will be out of the body for a period of time, during this time, the deceased soul will summon this person to the two cave room to spend candles, remember not to touch his body indiscriminately, otherwise this person will not return his soul, and will drag the deceased soul to turn into two evil souls."

"Damn, so many precautions? If you can't move, you have to become a ghost, as for it. I asked with a wry smile

"You think a ghost marriage is a good job? That's all for the general things, and the specific ones depend on the situation on the spot, such as the birth date of the two, combined with the feng shui of the wedding location, etc., many taboos, you had better find someone who understands feng shui to do this together, otherwise even if the process is not wrong, if there is a problem with the feng shui geography, there will be an accident. ”

My head was big when I heard it, and I scolded: "Ciao, I knew that it was so troublesome, so I wouldn't have taken this job." ”

"Remember my 50,000 dollars." After saying that, the slut hung up the phone.

I was so angry that I wanted to smash my phone, and I talked for a long time, but I didn't say anything about the key things, and I was asked for 50,000

I lay in bed and thought about it for a while, and I didn't feel depressed, why? Ya, anyway, if the money is given to him or not, it depends on whether I am in a good mood at that time, in a good mood, beat him for 10,000 yuan to drink tea, and I am stupid to give him money when I am in a bad mood?

I didn't sign any agreement.

I earned 100,000 yuan in bed and how many big buns with minced meat to eat, and slowly fell asleep.

The next day I was woken up by the ringing of my mobile phone, I picked up the phone and looked, it was Da Kui calling, looking at the time, oh, it was two o'clock in the afternoon, I rubbed my temples, I slept too long, and my head hurt from sleeping.

"Hey, Da Kui, what's wrong." I yawned and asked Da Kui.

"Crazy brother, hurry up, that big boss is in front of us, hurry, come quickly." Da Kui said excitedly on the other end of the phone.

"Calm down, don't let others think that we haven't seen the world."

"He also brought 50,000 yuan in cash, a lot of money."

"Sue the boss, I'll be there in five minutes." I hung up the phone, put on a robe as fast as I could, then washed up briefly, and ran towards the Spirit Hall.

Actually, you may really misunderstand me, I'm not a greedy person, but I can't really do anything without money in this world.

I ran to the door of the mourning hall, and as soon as I entered, I saw a middle-aged man in his fifties sitting on the sand in our hall, this guy was wearing a black suit, his head was Mediterranean, he was holding a cigar in his right hand, his face was full of spots, and he had a big belly.

And next to him sat a woman in her twenties, this woman herself is not very clear whether she looks beautiful or not, anyway, after putting on makeup, she feels quite passable, this woman is dressed a little revealing, at this time hugging the shoulders of the 'successful person, one by one by one.

After I walked in, seeing this, Yu smiled and said, "In the next Zhang Lingfeng." ”

"Hey, you're Xiaofeng, young and promising, sit down." This 'successful person, the successful anti-customer, also invited me to sit down, as if the Lingling Hall was his, and Da Kui, Brother Donkey stood behind this person, as if it was his horse.