While I was arguing with my father, my mother came out of the kitchen, pointed at me with a spatula, and said, "How can you talk to your father, haven't you been beaten for several years, and your skin is itchy?" ”

I don't know if other families are loving mothers and strict fathers, but in our family it is definitely the other way around, because I was naughty when I was a child, I was beaten by my mother according to the three meals of the woman, I didn't know what resistance was when I was a child, I could only beg for mercy with snot and tears, and I knew what resistance was when I went to junior high school, but I still didn't dare to use it, so I could only play chase with her when my mother was angry, run around the coffee table a few times, and take the opportunity to open the door and shout at the corridor: "Killed!" "Then you can hear the sound of the door opening up and down. But if Diao Chen can come out to see the excitement, my mother will not be ruthless 100%, at first I didn't know why, until one day my mother said: "Diao Chen's child is so well-behaved, I'm afraid of scaring him." "Well-behaved! This scared me badly, was she talking about Diao Chen? It turns out that Diao Chen is a very scheming guy, and he has taken the peak route very well since he was a child.

The most outrageous time was to be guided by a hypocritical TV series and play a runaway. People don't make mistakes in juveniles, full of thoughts that if they can go to a bullish place to take root, and then do something bullish, and finally become a bullish person, at that time, my mother was willing to beat me, but I didn't expect to become angry in the end. People who run away from home are entangled, and the most poor ones have labor to sell, or they are full of fox friends and dogs, and they are always hungry anyway. And I just carried a small bag and set off. In the evening, he didn't even go around the city, and when he was hungry, he had to give in to his stomach and go home with his head drooping. When I entered the community, I saw Diao Chen squatting under the street lamp and playing chess with the old men, and I couldn't help but feel a burst of joy. When he saw that I was coming over immediately, he joked with a smile on his face: "Why did you come back, it's all my fault, if I lend you the compass, then won't you be able to play "Bu Xiaolu Crusoe"?" I'm sorry to make you come back in disgrace. "If that unbeaten expression is changed in the game, it will definitely be a sniper's life.

Bai glanced at him, and casually panicked: "Put your earth-shattering colorful fluorescent cable fart, I went to investigate, and I have to hand in my homework in nature class." ”

"Yo, I really don't see it, you're still a practical scientist." He nodded, "Looks like I guessed right, that's what I said when your mother asked me." ”

"How?" It's so important.

"I said......" He deliberately betrayed the guanzi, and I was very anxious to hear it, and then he prolonged his voice and said, "I said you...... I went to do extracurricular activities. ”

Pat my little heart, I can't help but be so scared. Sure enough, when he brought me back, the two adults were playing mahjong together, and they didn't know about me running away from home. I looked left and right around the mahjong table, and I played this play in vain? It took a long time to not even bring a shot! It's better for my mother to hold me for a meal, at least I will definitely hold my throat later, and then get me a full meal, TV dramas are all played like this. And my mother just said disgustedly: "Go and play, don't owe your hands." ”

So, my vigorous run away from home ended quietly, and the only comfort was that Diao Chen contributed his snacks to make up for my missing three meals.

It was embarrassing to look back, and many years later, I realized that there were not a few people who had the same unreliable ideas as me. Those bullish stories have been written millions of words by more bullish people, and posted on the Internet for the dicks of the Eight Wilderness Liuhe YY, looking at it, our team is still very gratifying.

After decades of hard work, I went back to before liberation. Thinking that she was out of the fate of being beaten, her mother warned her after the break: "I think you are made of straw sandals - you can't do it if you don't fight!" ”

Hehe, I'm happy, this is the most interesting thing in my mother's scolding of me. If I am lazy, I will say that I am a dead snake and a rotten eel, if I sleep late, I will become an owl, if I sleep early, I will become a chicken, if I have more strength, I will become a cow, if I eat less, I will become a cat, and if I eat more, I will become a pig. With such appraisal results, I have saved more than 100 pieces since I was a child, and today I have new inventory.

My mother looked at me silly, a little inexplicable, I said: "Stop, if I continue to talk about it, I can complete a Journey to the West alone, and I will play all the big and small monsters, how cold this crew is." ”

It seemed that my mother was choked by me, and it took a long time to change the subject: "Where did you go in a hurry just now?" ”

Of course, I can't tell the truth, so I said: "Just now there was a fight between cats and dogs, I'll go and see the excitement." As he spoke, he flashed into the house, and his mother waved a spatula behind him and called: "Can you have a good line, learn more from Diao Chen, and let me worry less about snacks." ”

I had no choice but to stick out my tongue, I was not a person with him at all, how to learn? If the whole world is like Diao Chen, how boring.

After playing tricks, I pushed open the window and saw Diao Chen standing on the edge of the flower bed, and the gloomy appearance really made me feel a little guilty. I knew that he had those troubles, so I wouldn't have recruited him, so as not to be asked by him to take a blank check, and what would happen to him with his character, I felt nervous when I thought about it.

He also looked up and saw me, his eyes seemed to be embedded with spring water, sparkling and shining, he had never seen such clear eyes, as if he could look to the end at once, and he was fascinated. I don't know how long I looked at each other, he suddenly smiled, the corners of his mouth hooked a sultry arc, and the artistic conception was incomparable. Just as the wind was blowing, the confetti in the trash can next to him flew up and down, covering him alive.

Holding his stomach and laughing for a long time, it is often a loss when the moon is full, if something is to the extreme, it will not be far from the sad urge, who called Diao Chen to look so angry and resentful, and it should be a little silent by God.

When he came out of the mess, I was about to laugh out loud, he looked up at me, stretched out his finger to the luxury car that couldn't move next to me, my bold laughter instantly turned into an embarrassing cough, and closed the window casually, it seems that this handle is bound to be pinched by him for a long time.

The trailer finally arrived after half an hour, Diao Chen sat in the new car very aggrieved, and did not forget to shake his head bitterly at me before leaving, in fact, I was even more resentful than him!

"Little Brigade, are you free now?" As soon as he sent Diao Chen away, he received a call from Dong Zhuo, this beauty is really popular.

"It's free, it's free."

He said, "I want to send you the guitar now, where are you?" ”

When I heard that we were going to meet, I was embarrassed, so I couldn't bring him to my house, so I hurriedly said, "You go first, and I'll go back to school immediately." ”