Although Jiang Wan's matter made me a little frustrated, fortunately I had a stainless steel nerve, and I forgot about it after two days, but I felt aggrieved because of the loss of a friend. On the way home, I saw an eye-catching luxury car parked downstairs, just behind Uncle Diao's car, leaving no room at all, I had never seen such a domineering person. I'm thinking about doing something to relieve my depression, yes, it's you!

made a decision immediately, picked up a brick from the edge of the flower bed, and then found half a potato from the garbage can, squatted in the back of the car to study and study, the double exhaust pipes, which looked still new, and couldn't help but silently explain them: "Guan'er, Guan'er, don't blame me, if you want to blame, blame your unscrupulous master." Without saying a word, he picked up the bricks and aimed them at the exhaust pipe, and knocked the potatoes into it after dividing them by two. I can't help but sigh that the greenhouse vegetables are cows, and half a potato is enough, and it fits perfectly! Jumping home with a happy little mood.

"Smack!" The sound of Diao Chen's house dropping things on the other side startled me, and I couldn't help but listen carefully to the crack in the door, but it was quiet inside, which was really boring. Who knew that as soon as I got home, I heard the sound of the door slamming on the opposite side, followed by the sound of hurried footsteps running downstairs. It's not like my character if you don't see it, I immediately opened the door and chased out, but I didn't see half a figure, I was hesitating to knock on the door to ask, only to hear the sound of a car turning off downstairs, and the old phlegm in the throat coughed out, and finally was stuck.

I don't know where the inspiration came from, but I went downstairs happily, thinking that when I met the owner of the car later, I must smile with chrysanthemums on my face, and then asked with concern: "What happened to your car?" Would you like to help? "Then you can take the opportunity to make a fortune, I heard that many people now rely on dismantling people's rearview mirrors and sending them back to the owner's home, which is simply useless.

Sure enough, the back of the owner squatting in the back of the car was very lonely, I ran over and asked with a smile: "...... you" The man turned around, ouch mom, it's really back! He said, "You...... Get busy first, don't bother, don't bother. Covering his face and running in a hurry, he was vigorously pulled by him, and his steps staggered and almost didn't stand firm.

He was a little angry and asked me condescendingly, "Tell me, how to pay for it." ”

I let go of the hand covering my face and woke up like a dream and said, "Huh? Yo, Diao Chen! Why are you here? Why? A big smile greeted him, innocent and harmless. He looked at his car and said regretfully, "This is your new car?" It's really atmospheric, it's a pity, hurry up and fix it, or you won't be able to go back. After speaking, he wanted to leave, but he didn't let go at all, just hooked the corners of his mouth, and the smile looked very terrible, he raised his voice and said: "Bu Xiaolu, you are not Doraemon's pocket, why do you hold so much?" Like a gentleman, dare to do it! ”

"Shhhh Hush! I made a silent gesture, squinted at my window, and whispered, "Don't shout, my dad has to break one of my legs." ”

When he heard this, he was happy: "It's just right, pay me for my broken leg." ”

"I thought the bone broth was already clear." I stared at him with wide eyes, where is this!

"I can also make soup for you, let's go, meet the parents!" He dragged me towards the corridor, I half-crouched and refused to move anything, and I pulled him desperately and asked, "What evidence do you have that I did it?" I'm a good young man who is anxious to help you! ”

He threw his hand away, and I fell to the ground, and I cried on the ground and cried: "Mom, paralyzed! He squatted down and squinted at me, and asked lightly, "There are eye drops in the car, do you want it?" Since it was exposed, there was no point in acting, so he simply patted the ashes, got up and looked down at him, he also stood up, and soon looked down at me, and concluded: "This kind of thing, no one else in the compound will do it except you." ”

Immediately, his momentum was much weaker, and he took advantage of the victory to pursue: "Is it private or to see parents?" ”

Do you still need to think about it? Immediately replied: "Private!" ”

After succeeding, Diao Chen was very invincible, and in my opinion, he was a bit of a villain. "It's simple," he said lightly, "I want you a blank check." ”

"I don't have any money!" Almost without thinking about it, he stared at me with a frown, and at the moment I was clasping my hands over my chest, about to put it in the TV series, and the subtext was 'robbing the wealth, robbing the color...... Just take it! The whole appearance is very weird.

"Know you don't have any money." Diao Chen's words made me relax a lot, that's easy to do, talking about money hurts my feelings! He said, "I owe it first, and when I need help someday, I will naturally look for you." ”

"Diao Chen is Diao Chen, how cheesy it is to talk about money, if you have any work to move and lift in the future, just look for me, and I will definitely help you do it properly." At this kind of moment, I am always arrogant, but Diao Chen didn't seem to buy it, and shook his head again and again: "I don't want to use you as a coolie, why do you have to practice yourself?" Saying that, he turned his head in disgust and called someone to tow the truck. I fished in troubled waters and asked very quietly, "Diao Chen, is there anything else?" It's okay, I'm leaving. ”

Of course he didn't hear my cat meow, and was about to get out, when he suddenly remembered the sound of the door slamming just now, and I admitted that I was okay with everything, but I was dragged down by the curiosity that overshadowed everything.

After he finished calling, he turned to see me and was surprised, "Why are you still here?" Didn't you just say you were leaving? ”

That's all heard! Ignoring all of this, I asked with a shy face, "Who did you quarrel with just now?" ”

Diao Chen looked at him left and right, and said with a hippie smile: "You! ”

"If you don't play like this, will you die if you reveal it?"

"It's not going to die, but it's not necessarily a good thing that you know." He suddenly changed his words, "If you don't leave, you want to invite me up for tea?" He pointed to the car and said, "I'm free." ”

He quickly put his hand to his ear and pretended to say, "The water on the stove is boiling, do you hear?" Let's go first, bye-bye! Let him go up and get it, and quickly flee back to the nest, turning around and hearing his chuckle for a moment.

"Dad, I always feel that Diao Chen and Uncle Diao are not as close as they were when they were young, do you know why?"

Dad sat at the desk to practice calligraphy, propped up his glasses and asked, "If you want to know, ask Diao Chenbei." "It's easy to say, if he is willing to say it, I don't have to think about it myself. Dad raised his head and smashed his mouth, and the bull head said to the horse: "Anyway, you two are fine." ”

I was embarrassed, I really couldn't communicate with the elderly, the generation gap was too big. turned to persuasion with kind words: "What kind of eyes do you have?" Ming'er, I'll take you to change your glasses. ”

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