Diao Chen crouched on the table, intently compared the angle of the club, and with a fierce force, the ball fell into the hole with a grunt, flowing water, very beautiful. He erected a pole and rubbed the gunpowder, and without even raising his eyes, he said, "She's so stupid, she thinks I can't teach if she doesn't know." ”

"Hey!" As soon as I slapped the table and stood up, I couldn't stand the stimulation of people, if you don't try your luck, you really can't win the big lotto! Guan Yu smelled the smell of gunpowder, and offered his club with both hands, Xiao Ye and I held it in my hand, Guan Yu coaxed blindly in the back, slapped loudly, and praised him: "This sister ......" The words came to his mouth and glanced at Diao Chen on the other end, and changed his words: "Diao Chen's sister is called Diao sister, I like Diao sister's sex, I am not afraid of heaven and earth, brother, I will personally set you up a game." ”

Eagle sister! I'm embarrassed, so do I have to give up my hand and call Brother Eagle?

Guan Yu happily took out the ball in the hole, arranged it neatly, retreated to the side, and made a gesture of please with the excitement of watching a good show.

Diao Chen continued to rub his gunpowder, I half-squatted at the table and looked left and right, Guan Yu stopped doing it, and leaned closer and asked, "Sister Diao, what are you doing?" I stared at the table with a bright gaze and said solemnly: "There is a spiritual exchange, and when I was learning to paint in the past, the teacher said, how you treat paint, paint will treat you the same way." ”

Guan Yu was thundered by my theory, a little unable to hold on, and stroked his chest to settle down. When Diao Chen was concentrating on communicating with the table, he took the club in my hand without much effort, and then handed me the one he had wiped for a long time, and ordered, "Use this." He returned the replaced stick to its original owner and returned it to Guan Yu: "I fight against her, so who will coach?" Guan Yu is also a clever person, so he immediately understood something, and said awkwardly: "Sister Diao, then brother, I'm welcome, don't say that I bullied you." ”

"You might as well try." Diao Chen raised the corners of his mouth, opened his posture as he spoke, and followed Guan Yu's joke and said cruelly, "Let you see the gods and heroes." ”

Guan Yu was also not polite, shaking his hands and legs, and said with a slightly murderous aura: "Brother, I'm sorry, since this is the case, I have no choice but to play Diao Hero." ”

The atmosphere of Huashan's discussion of cheapness is very well rendered, and my inner monologue is - call that Sun Shangxiang to the master, maybe when I will have to add blood.

Just talking about not practicing fake tricks, as soon as the battle situation opens, Guan Yu does not show weakness, if it is paired with a long black hair, he may be able to come to Duan Guan Gong to play a big knife at this moment. He hit the third shot, and finally made a mistake, but it was my turn but I didn't know where to start, Diao Chen walked a few steps around the table, stopped and beckoned me to pass, pointed to a ball and said, "Hit this, go into that hole." ”

Look closely, so far! I don't have a protractor at hand, so how about calling a child like me who is in the red light district? Diao Chen was extremely calm, and commanded: "I haven't seen anyone who plays billiards straight, lie down, hold the pole with your right hand, and make a bracket with your left hand." I did it one by one, lying on the table and holding the club and gesturing left and right. Diao Chen finally couldn't look at it anymore, leaned down and lay on my back, pointed to the target ball and said, "Look at it, don't use too much strength." I wanted to ask how hard I should use it, but without saying a word, he took my right hand and hit a shot quickly, and I just watched it go into the hole, it was incredible!

I was so excited to celebrate with Diao Chen, but I turned my head but hit my face, and the two of them just squinted at each other face to face, in fact, I couldn't see anything clearly at this distance, I don't know how long it was, my heart was beating faster, my face was flushed, and I had an epiphany that this posture was really too two. Immediately hunched up and slipped out from underneath, Diao Chen straightened up as if nothing happened, leaving only a lone club on the table.

Looking at five or six people looking at us with smiles on their faces, Guan Yu also fanned the flames and said, "Go on, let's play one more shot." He leaned on the club, his eyes narrowed, and said with great relief, "For this scene, buddy is worth the ticket price." ”

I laughed dryly and said, "I'll just say I'm not stupid." ”

On the way back, I was so happy, Diao Chen drove the car, and he seemed to be in a good mood, I said with my hands and feet: "I should have called Lao Sun at the beginning, you see Guan Yu lost like that in the end, and he has to force a smile, it's not easy, that buddy is righteous, turn around and give me his photo, what Guan Gong will worship in the future, just worship him." ”

"Well, that makes sense." Diao Chen rarely agreed with my words, today it is probably the Yangtze River and the Yellow River flowing backwards that such an unbelievable thing will happen, and he is thinking about what is wrong with him, but he said very sincerely, "According to your theory, is it true that the person who will always take the third place in the exam can improve as long as he puts your photo on the offering table and three incense sticks in the morning and evening?" ”

"Why? I'm not a god, and I'm almost the same as worshipping you. ”

The signal light at the intersection jumped to red, Diao Chen stepped on the brakes unhurriedly, and revealed the answer seriously: "Because of you." ”

Will it tell bad jokes? It's not funny at all, the key is that he is still expressionless, as if he is talking to someone about work, and this is not how he laughs.

Seeing that I wasn't smiling, he saw some clues, followed the car in front of him to turn left, and walked for a long time before asking me: "I remember that your smile is very low, why did you suddenly get higher today?" ”

"Because I'm really two, I'm going to ...... Forget it, you don't understand it. "I felt sad for no reason, and I was happy for a while, and now I was beaten back to my original shape.

Diao Chen was more nosy than I thought, grabbed my words, and asked me: "You know how to do things with an IQ, don't I understand it?" ”

"Feelings, you know?"

He consciously slowed down the speed of the car, and cast a glance with interest: "Tell me, maybe I understand?" ”

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