Chapter 2 I want to learn skills
"Sir?"
I was stunned, but the grandmother said this set of rhetoric for the first time, "Grandma, what do you mean...... Will I be like you? Can tell fortunes? ”
"Better than me!"
The big grandmother gestured with her hand, "You remember! Sir, divided into high school and inferior, if you want to achieve the master of the gentleman, it belongs to the four spirits, the east dragon to the south finch, the west tiger to the north of the underworld, the first class, the fastest way, born yin and yang, a hundred responses, the second class needs to be sharpened, once the power is achieved, ten thousand people are invincible!! ”
I was stunned by the grandmother's words, "Grandma, how many years am I?" ”
"Waiting is a catastrophe, each gentleman's number of catastrophes is different, but the wisdom root is the most sufficient, and the most creative after the success is the four spirits!"
The eldest grandmother had a straight face, "Since ancient times, Qinglong took the lead, in charge of the Eastern Seven Houses, with a mellow temperament, and then there is a white tiger showing people, in charge of the Western Seven Houses, belonging to the length of a hundred beasts, able to fight and frustrate, and has a strong temperament, and the Vermilion Bird is close behind, in charge of the Southern Seven Houses, like a golden chicken, noble by nature, not morning dew does not drink, non-tender bamboo does not eat, non-millennium sycamore does not inhabit!"
It looks like a phoenix, but it is more noble than a phoenix, and the world is peaceful, and its influence is on par with the dragon! ”
The eldest grandmother breathed a sigh of relief, "But because of its fire attributes, red, and the taboo of the Taoist temple with wooden buildings, the red bird can only appear invisible, in these buildings, only the wall is not afraid of fire, therefore, the red bird we know finally appeared on the wall of the Taoist temple......
Based on this, Suzaku's temperament is really contradictory, it is noble, simple, hidden, but it is as fiery as fire, legend has it that every time it dies, it will be reborn in the flames, and gain a stronger vitality than before, which is called, Nirvana. ”
"Grandma, you wait!"
I was confused, "I am the ...... of the four spirits Suzaku? ”
Let's have fun!
Grandma, this is made up to appease me, although it is a set of sets.
"What do you think?!"
The eldest grandmother looked serious, "My 'Phoenix Say' is by no means a false word, Jingwei, you are the Vermilion Bird, the Firebird!" Do you understand!! ”
“……”
I don't get it!
Noble, rustic, hidden, blazing like fire?
These are not close to my personality, I am lively and cheerful, funny and funny......
Cough~!
But at that time, I quickly calculated the account in my heart......
If we learn the skills of grandma, don't we have to go back to that strange home in Harbin City?
Properly drip!
"Grandma, I'm going to be a gentleman!"
Without hesitation, I immediately said to the eldest grandmother, "I want to learn your skills!" ”
And for good reason!
"Are you sure?" The grandmother's eyes narrowed, and her essence sparkled.
"Yes, sure!"
I was a little flustered, and waved my hand for the sake of expression, "Grandma, I've been following you out to see things since I can remember!" ...... in all aspects It's amazing! Since you say that I am a Suzaku, then of course I have to learn to be a gentleman, and I have to be ...... Big ...... Mr! Physiognomy! God counts! Don't worry, I won't delay my study, so I can help you in the future...... That one...... Go out and see something...... Uh-huh~"
Before I finished speaking, Yin'er scared me back to my grandmother's unfathomable eyes-
"You're not sincere."
The eldest grandmother's face was serious, "Jingwei, entering the industry is not a child's play, there are so many pits and stumbles on the way, it is unimaginable, the golden point fortune telling, you must have an iron mouth and steel teeth, fight against the evil and evil worship, how can you act rashly and recklessly, if you are not careful, you will step on the road to Huangquan, and there is no way back." ”
"Big Grandma ......"
I paused for a few seconds and looked at her seriously, "I really want to learn." ”
Truth!
When I was a child, I followed my grandmother to various towns, and every person I went to was treated like a VIP, and none of them dared to say anything about my six fingers, no one dared to say that I was a deformity, and they all praised me for being beautiful and smart......
Why do people praise me, please me, and rare me?
Isn't it because I have a respected grandmother?
I often wonder if I could do the same things as my grandmother...... Will people respect and love me so much?
"Grandma, you said that there are many fairies in our family, miscellaneous...... Your work is not something that anyone can invite to come, so I didn't dare to tell you these thoughts before......"
I glanced at the cottage next to my grandmother, which was dedicated to worship, and was full of tablets.
The reason why the eldest grandmother is called the black fairy woman is that the word 'immortal' means that she will invite fairies, but all the people invited are scattered fairies from the outer five elements.
There are a lot of half-fairies in the north, which are also local characteristics, and those who hear them are familiar with them, of course, there are many half-fairies, and there are many liars, and the ability of the great gods is really uneven.
I have been following my grandmother around since I was a child, and I know a little bit about it, and the fairy of the five elements is the well-known fox yellow and white willow gray, fox, yellow skin, snake, hedgehog, mouse five immortals, and the disciples under its door are also the most.
The fairies of the outer five elements are more miscellaneous, commonly known as scattered fairies, animals and plants have, there are toads, clam fairies, rabbits, long-eared fairies, pheasants, wind fairies, and tiger fairies, wolf fairies, turtle fairies, fish fairies, crane fairies, a total of eight fairies.
It is not easy for animals to attain the Tao, and it is more difficult for the outer five elements to succeed than the inner five elements.
I remember that when I was eight years old, there were only five tablets, and the extra three were brought back by the grandmother over the years.
The eldest grandmother said that these immortal families have not yet found a disciple who is destined for the time being, and they are our family's guardian immortals, and they will help the eldest grandmother when she is in need, and what she has to do is respect.
On the fifteenth day of the first month, clean hands, incense, and send offerings can not be bad at all.
If you find a destined disciple for the fairy family in the future, it is best to be able to stand up independently, and if you can't find it, then the grandmother will always be worshipped, if she leaves, the children and descendants will also pass on the offerings, which is also the rule of the fairy family.
However, this person who serves the immortal family is not something that anyone can do, especially if there are many immortals in the fairy hall, this person not only has to be able to invite the fairy himself, but also has to help the god who wants to go out to arrange the hall.
In terms of hierarchy, the grandmother is more sassy than the ordinary god, and to put it bluntly, it is to guide the god to go out, commonly known as the 'leading god'.
There are quite a few people who invite a fairy to go back and say that they can go out, but as a result, some of them have a very strong momentum in the first two years, and the more they look at it, the more they look at it, the more inaccurate it is, and he can't hold it down if he can't invite it!
What's more, when they come up, they talk nonsense and cheat people out of money, this kind of person may not have an immortal at all, and he is purely a-stirring stick by using the name of a half-fairy like the grandmother.
The eldest grandmother said that there have been more and more disciples who have come out of the horse over the years, and anyone who dares to say that they have a fairy fate, who knows what kind of thing they will invite back, you must not listen to the fairy child, they are not people, only half-human thinking, and it is easy to blow if you can talk about the Tao, and if the disciples are not right, they are particularly easy to be taken down the road, and finally they are grinded crazy and stupid.
These have to rely on the great gods of the hall to see and try, not only to test the skills of the old fairy, but also to see the disciple's mental skills and wisdom, and there is a set of procedures to go.
The old fairies who really have soldiers and horses have a big temper, can they be invited back casually?
The water is deep!
Grandma is really not a job that anyone can do, she must not only win the trust of the immortals, but also have the ability to suppress them.
I know these ways, so I don't dare to say that I want to learn to invite immortals.
If I hadn't heard my grandmother say that I was a four-spirited person, I would have to hide it even if I had careful thoughts, because I was afraid that I didn't have the ability to be immortal.
"Jingwei, do you really think so?"
The eldest grandmother's tone was a little softer, "Isn't it me?" ”
"It's not."
I replied seriously, "Grandma, I don't want to go back to my home in Harbin City, but it's true ......that I want to learn skills."
"Alas~"
The eldest grandmother sighed lightly and touched my head, "If you want to enter the Tao, you really can't go back to your home in Hashi, Jingwei, you can think about it, this step is taken, but you can't help it." ”