"What! Summer ice is thin, it's summer summer, ice and snow smart ice, thick and thin! If my dad hadn't misspelled 'bo' as 'thin' when he first registered me, I should have been called Xia Bingbo, okay? "Xia Bingbo and the two are depressed, the father of the pit, hey, forget it, don't mention this sad past, it's all tears when you talk too much!

Taishang Laojun looked at the appearance of the person in front of him, his skin was supple and smooth, he must have used L'Oreal moisturizing cream......

Taishang Laojun's heart moved slightly, tsk, this Xia Bing is really a little scared, and he looks more squeamish than a girl.

"Hey, it's you, what's your name, won't you just call Taishang Laojun?" Xia Bingbo raised his head to look at the person opposite, Xia Bingbo's inner drama at this moment is like this: I rub me so short, so short, so short, my man's self-esteem, my man's self-esteem, my self-esteem, my man's self-esteem, my self-esteem, my self-esteem, my self-esteem, my self Hahahaha, it's short, but I'm lala!

"Yuyu, my name." Thin lips spit lightly, like clear waves in the mountains.

"Tsk, Yuyu, this name is as awkward as yours." Xia Bing's thin hand held his chin and commented.

Yu Yu's face was a little annoyed, he bent over his waist slightly, and his index finger hooked the chin of the person in front of him, "Heh, man, you are playing with fire." ”

His breath fell on Xia Bing's thin mouth, itchy, don't say it, this immortal cultivator is different, and the breath he spits out is much hotter than ordinary people......

So Xia Bing's thin face turned red......

Xia Bingbo coughed unnaturally, "Ahem, then I'll play with fire and set myself on fire, I'm willing." ”

"Tsk, you don't need to play with fire, but I think you can help me with my burning lust." Yuyu hooked his lips, and the distance between the tips of the two noses was getting closer and closer, and their lips were almost pasted......

(Lao Jun brand prompt machine friendly reminder: high-risk actions, children in front of the mobile phone should not be exemplary.) ）

Xia Bingbo groaned in his heart, damn, immediately pushed Yuyu away, after all, he is also a man, and he still has a lot of strength, "you, a dead demon man, you really like men!" ”

But...... Xia Bing touched his heart, what the hell is this faster and faster heartbeat, is it ...... to men? Intrigued?

I'm tempted by a man!

Be calm, you have to be calm when Xia Bing is thin.

Amitabha Buddha wishes as I wish!

At this moment, Xia Bingbo's brain is running rapidly, what is the first step to do, the first step is to distract his attention, how to distract him, well, you can change the topic, what topics to talk about...... Pregnant!

"Aren't you called Taishang Laojun? That's what I said when I introduced myself just now, 'The surname is too old and the name is on the old gentleman'. ”

"Hmph, I don't want to pay attention to you." A certain immortal's face is gloomy and ugly, and the identification is complete, this is the forefront of the desire not being satisfied!

Xia Bing smiled in his heart, what about his face? Well? I was molested, I haven't said anything, and you still have the face to be angry? I'll kill you, I'll kill you, I'll kill you, a turtle grandson! Call you shameless, shameless, shameless stinky dwelling!

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Yuyu: "Aqiu, how do you feel that someone is scolding me." ”

Xia Bingbo: "Ah, who is so lacking in virtue!" I don't know such a person who lacks morality! ”

Author's father: "It feels good to watch the play. ”

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