Taishang Laojun smiled evilly, "Who do you say I am?" ”

"You, you, Taishang Laojun? Just kidding, right? Xia Bingbo was really startled, this man ...... It can't be that you're greedy for your beauty, right? The purpose is to trick yourself into getting on the boat!

After wandering in the heavenly court for a thousand years, Taishang Laojun already has a pair of fiery eyes that can see through everything. What the? Who robbed the dead monkey of his life? Is the fiery eye only allowed for him Sun Wukong?

Seeing Xia Bingbo's question, Taishang Laojun continued: "Don't believe it? If you don't believe me, come out with me. ”

Xia Bing coughed twice, "Do you have any clothes...... "According to Xia Bingbo's character, he will never be so aggrieved as at this moment, but there is no way, people have to bow their heads under the eaves!

Taishang Laojun found a set of black fairy clothes for Xia Bing, and then looked at him, without the slightest intention of evading.

Xia Bingbo doesn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, just look at it, what is so beautiful about a big man, anyway, he picked it down when he came.

So a certain immortal, who is known as the first beautiful man in heaven, has a good eye, and for this reason...... I almost didn't hold myself.

Everyone doesn't know that the famous number one beautiful man in the heavenly court is ...... wonderful。。。

"Wow, it's amazing, if this is really the heavenly court, it's completely different from the one in the TV series, the heavenly court in the TV series is all cloudy, and it looks white." Xia Bingbo couldn't believe his eyes, the road under his feet was all paved with gold, shining, and there were fairy sisters saying hello all the way. Well, maybe that's the difference between genuine and pirated copies.

Taishang Laojun snorted lightly, "Of course you ordinary people can't imagine the luxury we have here, and wealth simply limits our imagination of your poverty. ”

Hey, arrogant guy, if you throw him to his hometown, you're guaranteed to be beaten.

"Hmph, I'm not afraid that the sun will come out and shake my eyes." Xia Bingbo also snorted lightly in the tone of a certain immortal.

A certain immortal: "Brother ......, you think too much, the heavenly court does not distinguish between day and night, and Helios has no time to bring the sun to the heavenly court for a walk."

"You see, that's Chang'e's Guanghan Palace, but recently there was a temporary residence in the Guanghan Palace from the Demon Realm, which seems to be called Elune." Taishang Laojun pointed to the moon in front of him and said.

"Oh, Chang'e, I know, I never expected the World of Warcraft to make a cameo......" Xia Bing's thin face was an alpaca, "but ...... The star next to it is ......" Xia Bingbo saw a particularly bright star next to Guanghan Palace.

"The Morning Star, the biggest and brightest of the stars." Taishang Laojun was a little impatient, and his brows were furrowed, "Now you believe it?" ”

Xia Bing nodded stunned, "So you are really too good?" Aren't all the mythical Taishang Laojun ...... Is it bad old man? ”

"Hmph, shameless humans have never seen me, and they portray me as a bad old man and a lonely man."

"Heaven and Earth Spirit Online Wait for 110, Uncle Police Take Me Back!" Xia Bing's thin little tears are about to come out, I can't bear Lao Xia, Lao Xia also said that he wanted to buy me Conan's suit.

"So now it's time for me to ask you." Taishang Laojun put his hands around his chest and looked at Xia Bingbo, who was a head shorter than him.

Xia Bing nodded thinly, "Just ask, you are also my savior, I will try my best to answer." ”

"Name."

"Xia Bing is thin."

"Poof, hail? I didn't expect your long-looking name to be so untechnical. Taishang Laojun reached out and patted Xia Bing's thin shoulder to show "sympathy" and "comfort". Hmph, little example, I will tell you to laugh at my Tushi Palace again.

I'll laugh to death you, laugh to you, laugh to death!

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A beautiful man: "@南即姑娘, so you want to dirty the plot?" ”

Author's father: "Not necessarily. ”

Xia Bingbo: "#一不小心穿上天肿么破, wait online, I'm in a hurry#"