One hundred and seventeen, the road killer is invincible (above)
All the stupid ideas in this world sound like a good idea until the big leak is poked.
For example, in the gravelly wilderness, the idea of using electric tricycle troops to meet the Spanish cavalry was one of them.
On the surface, these electric tricycles, which have been converted into combat vehicles, have a five-meter-long steel bar fixed to the front of the vehicle, a driver who is tightly protected by a protective suit and motorcycle helmet sits on the saddle, and a heavy armored infantry armed with a halberd, and an RPG rocket operator with a shoulder launcher and a "Drill Monkey" in his waist, forming a three-person tank team. It can not only take into account long-range and close combat, but also have the advantage of speed.
Therefore, when this rapid mobile force had just been dispatched, Wang Qiu looked really full of confidence.
However, as time passed, his face became worse and worse, and Zuihou almost turned pale.
…… Oops! It's a complete mess now!
When more than sixty agricultural electric tricycles had just honked their horns and rushed over, the Spanish cavalry led by Cortés was indeed taken aback. But then, the poor performance of these strange vehicles made them almost laugh off their big teeth.
Soon after launching the cluster charge, these menacing agricultural electric tricycles began to drop their chains one after another—some of them overturned, some of their occupants were thrown off by bumps, some of them got their wheels stuck in a ditch, some of their tires were pierced by sharp stones, and some of them were stuck in the cactus bushes and couldn't move...... By the time the convoy had officially engaged the Spanish cavalry, only about fifteen vehicles remained. After the two sides fought each other for a while, even the fifteen vehicles overturned or got stuck in more than half of them, and almost became pure infantry guerrillas.
- No way, the agricultural electric tricycle is not an off-road vehicle after all, although it can adapt to relatively bad road conditions, and can run on rammed earth roads and gravel roads, but once it reaches the field where there is no road, it is far inferior to the four-legged cavalry. What's more, in order to save money, Wang Qiu and the others bought the lightest open-top bucket-type electric tricycle, which is a little bigger than a bicycle.
When I was in Hope Port before, this strange electric tricycle light cavalry had always been training on a flat beach with almost no obstacles, so the above problems were not exposed much. However, at this moment, on the Otumba plains, which are relatively flat but scattered with countless gravel and grass, the fatal flaws of these electric tricycles are all unmistakable.
- Due to the use of narrow tires similar to ordinary bicycles, as long as the bumps are a little stronger, it is easy to overturn; The horsepower of the electric motor is far less powerful than that of the gasoline engine, and the climbing ability is too poor, and it is difficult to climb out once it is trapped in the hollow; The quality of the native drivers was also generally poor, and in the face of oncoming cavalry spears, from time to time a hand would slip and crash into stones and cacti......
The reason why the ancient chariots were eliminated by the cavalry was largely due to the inability to adapt to the more complex terrain.
If this unit had ridden an electric tricycle all the way into the battlefield, Wang Qiu might have discovered the above hidden dangers long ago and made adjustments and responses in advance. However, for the sake of portability, and to avoid changing batteries — in 16th-century Central America, charging stations were not so easy to find — these electric tricycles were not brought by Wang Qiu from modern time and space until the Battle of Otumba was about to break out.
What's worse is that these indigenous drivers haven't held the handlebar for more than half a year, and the already unskilled driving jishu has naturally become more rusty.
As a result, Comrade Wang Qiu, who patted his chest before the war and was at a loss when he arrived on the battlefield, was seriously despised by the leaders. …,
“…… Everything under control? Hmph, I know that behind this kind of defense mantra, there will definitely be no good thing......"
Under the fluttering banner of the Yellow Dragon Army, Director Ma put down the military binoculars with a displeased face, glanced at Wang Qiu with slanted eyes, and then pulled out the pistol on his waist, "...... Anyway, my Desert Eagle has been hungry and thirsty all these years, so I just took this opportunity to practice my skills...... Although my marksmanship may not be as good as that of the North Korean Golden Sun, who can shoot down the jets of the US imperialists with one shot, I should still be able to make do with a few Spanish cavalry......"
Wang Qiu, who was embarrassed in public, suddenly turned red and white when he heard it, and he was really ashamed, and Senior Sister Ma Tong hurriedly helped to play the round.
“…… Hehe, comrade leader, look at what you said...... It's all because the new interns are ignorant and brag too much. I've already got a foolproof backup plan in place, and it won't go wrong again......"
While explaining with a smile on her face, she persuaded Director Ma, who was already preparing to draw her gun, to go back, and at the same time threw a look at Wang Qiu, and at the same time threw a bunch of keys, "...... Senior Brother Wang Qiu, why don't you hurry up and get our final battle weapon out? ”
However, after hearing the term "final battle weapon", which is worth complaining about, Wang Qiu didn't know why he seemed a little hesitant.
“…… This one...... Senior sister, do you really want a few of us to go into battle in person? "Isn't that too risky?" he said. ”
“…… What else can I do? Are you going to run away? Senior Sister Ma Tong glanced back at him, "...... Alas, I said junior! Now that you have joined our urban management industry, even if you don't have the ability to dismantle Gundam empty-handed, you must at least have the courage to be a road killer! ”
Wang Qiu suddenly looked embarrassed.
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In the blazing sun, Cortés brandished his cavalry spear and continued to ride his horse across the dry wilderness, charging the enemy line with the Yellow Dragon banner fluttering in front of him.
And it didn't take much effort for his subordinates to easily get rid of the entanglement of the enemy charioteers.
At first glance, these light chariots, which were able to drive on their own without horses, were indeed astonishing, but in real combat, Cortés's clumsy performance of constantly overturning and breaking down made Cortés smile contemptuously.
- The chariot force sent by the enemy to stop the attack did not stop his cavalry after all.
Despite the strange costumes and spherical helmets of the charioteers, even when they were thrown off their vehicles, they fought stubbornly with their spears, javelins and rockets; Despite the strange thick cloth clothes on their bodies, they were so strong and sturdy that they were more difficult to split than their armor...... But the target that Cortez wanted to hunt was not these strange charioteers in the first place, but the enemy generals under the Yellow Dragon and the enemy camp behind.
If the cavalry is allowed to stay here, even if he can annihilate this chariot force, it will be meaningless for the overall victory, and he must race against time.
So, after only a little struggle, confirming the opponent's poor maneuverability, Cortés blew the trumpet on behalf of the assembly. And the more than 200 Spanish cavalry under his command, after receiving this signal, also rode out of the battle and regrouped. Then, they left behind the charioteers, who had become infantry, and turned around and continued to fight forward under the leadership of Cortés!
- After all, the two-legged infantry can't outrun the four-legged knight, and the Spanish cavalry can bypass this blocking force by making a small circle.
The chaotic chariot force had been left behind, and the bright yellow dragon flag fluttering in front of it was already in sight.
Beneath that banner, there were only a few infantry or two hundred in charge of the guard, and they were completely vulnerable to the same number of cavalry.
Thinking of this, the corners of Cortez's mouth couldn't help but bloom with a bloodthirsty sneer.
- He seemed to have seen how the arrogant Chinese panicked and fell to their feet with blood on their faces.
Well, how much spice and silk should be demanded from them at that time as a ransom for their lives? At the very least, fill ten boats!
So, facing the hot wind that filled the dust, the conqueror narrowed his eyes slightly, raised his right arm, and prepared to give the order to sprint.
However, in the next moment, Cortez stiffened his movements, as if frozen into a sculpture by magic.
Because, in the field of vision in front of him, behind a grassy mound, there was something that completely surpassed all Cortez's imagination, a huge square steel monster!
And, the steel monster is rumbling and roaring towards him with a terrifying screeching noise!