Dizzy in the dark, turning over the river and the sea, dizzy.

In the violently bumpy cab of a ten-wheeled truck, Wang Qiu was exerting all his strength to compete with the disobedient steering wheel.

The car he is driving at the moment is the "final battle weapon" drummed up by Senior Sister Ma Tong and Head Cai Rong - a ten-wheeled truck that looks like a Godzilla monster after the reinforcement and transformation of a small hardware workshop and the illegal painting carried out by private individuals!

To defend against javelins and arrows, the cab's windows were covered with barbed wire, the front of the car was welded with thick three-layer armor plates and five rows of cold-lit sharp serrations, and the massive hull was painted with hideous patterns that no one could read, plus a large shark's mouth full of fangs.

On the top of the cab of this ten-wheeled truck, a majestic stainless steel plaque was erected, on which four blood-red characters that could make countless people frightened, cry wolves, and fart and urine flowed at a glance: "City. Tube. Grasp. Law! ”

In addition, there is a bright red flag painted with a golden sickle hammer, which hunts on a metal rack at the top of the carriage.

In fact, after learning from the "successful" experience of slaying a dragon in the backyard of Wang Qiu's house last time, Senior Sister Ma Tong and Head Cai Rong originally planned to get a fire truck as a "weapon for the final battle". So. You can use the fire truck's high-pressure water cannon to launch a long-range attack on the enemy.

But the problem is, first, this kind of special vehicles are not easy to get; Second, the operation of the fire truck is very complicated, and the layman will not learn it well for a while; Third, the off-road ability of most civilian fire trucks is not ideal, and in the field without hardened roads, the on-board machinery and pipelines are likely to fall apart; Fourth, when driving at high speeds, it is difficult for high-pressure water cannons to fire normally, and generally cannot kill the target......

Therefore, they still chose the simple version of the magic transformation truck as the "final battle weapon" to violently suppress and bury the stubborn enemy, and plagiarized the idea of the "Red Alert" game and named it the Apocalypse Chariot.

By the way, Comrade Wang Qiu, who is now a guest driver of the Apocalypse Chariot, has not actually obtained a driver's license.

Therefore, Wang Qiu is driving without a license at this moment, a veritable road killer...... Good boys should never learn from him.

Fortunately, this is 16th-century Central America, and it is generally not common for a traffic police uncle to come out to check for a driver's license.

But also because this is 16th-century Central America, there are no decent asphalt or cement roads.

So, this illegally modified ten-wheeled truck driven without a license was on the wilderness strewn with cacti and gravel, while playing the high-pitched and impassioned "Soviet March" through the loudspeaker added to the car, while bouncing and twisting its ass like a drunk......

After such a bump that exceeded the limit for a while, although the performance of the truck's suspension system was not bad, Wang Qiu still felt that his butt seemed to be cracking, and his head seemed to be even more dizzy and confused than playing 20 consecutive 100-meter high platform bungee jumps.

However, the two female colleagues sitting next to him were more energetic than the other, and one was more crazy than the other.

“…… Boom! The first type of violent suppression of the chariot of the apocalypse! Seventy yards trapeze meow! Senior Brother Wang Qiu, please be sure to hit the target to a height of more than five meters! If you fly less than five meters high and insult the name of the Apocalypse Chariot, you will be deducted from your monthly dividend! ”

Senior Sister Ma Tong, who wore a pair of cat ears on her head, shouted at Wang Qiu while waving her fluffy toy cat paws, "...... Any bastard who dares to get in the way of Miss Ben's fortune should be crushed to death with a ten-wheeled truck! We're going to bury you, meow!! ”…,

Unlike Senior Sister Ma Tong, who is full of meows and meows as a cat girl, Captain Cai Rong is dressed in a gothic loli style white flower dress on a black background at this time, with two small red silk flowers on her head, which looks very mysterious, but also very sinful - don't forget that this is the tropics!

Even though the air conditioning in the cab had been turned to the maximum, fine beads of sweat were still oozing from her fair forehead.

However, this does not prevent Captain Cai Rong, who dresses herself as a gothic loli, and uses the tone of the black witch to play cool...... Or sell cute.

“…… Oh hehehe! Small and ignorant Honan. I see your death omen shining, O Cortez! Your tragic fate is doomed, a ten-wheeled truck driven by a second-rate college student without a license is about to crush you into a meatloaf! ”

“…… Hey...... Are both of you going to be a Death Star if you don't complain? Also, dear Captain Cai Rong, who are you arranging by this? Wang Qiu couldn't help but turn around and roared, "...... I'm busy banging people! You still have the heart to say cool things! ”

“…… Hum! I don't understand! Only a gorgeous and handsome battle announcement is the romance of a magical girl! ”

Completely ignoring the fact that he was not a magical girl, with a strange smile unique to patients with advanced secondary disease, Cai Rong stood up on the seat, crossed his small waist, put on what he thought was the most handsome posture, and waved his little hand forward, "...... I'm going to punish ...... on behalf of the moon."

Before her words fell, a sudden violent jolt shook the petite head Cai Rong out of his seat and hit the ceiling of the cab...... Then, with a bruised lump on her forehead that quickly bulged, she fell back to her seat again.

“…… Woo, it hurts, it hurts...... Biting your tongue...... Yes! Here we go again......"

Captain Cai Rong changed from a black witch to a natural dumb in an instant, and continued to work hard to sell cuteness in another style, and then was once again sent into the air by violent bumps, as if she was playing trampoline in an amusement park.

“…… I said, Miss Commander, you should hurry up and fasten my seat belt for me! Want to turn yourself into a mess of mayonnaise?! ”

Wang Qiu rolled his eyes and reminded Commander Cai Rong, who was screaming pain in his head, while pushing the clutch up to third gear, then closed his eyes, firmly held the steering wheel with both hands like iron casting, and then crushed several stunned Spanish cavalrymen......

The next moment, accompanied by the violent tremor of the entire body, there was an incomparably happy cheer from Senior Sister Ma Tong in his ears.

“…… Yay! Sure enough, it flew up! Well, that one is bursting like a watermelon! Red and white flowed all over the ground! ”

…… Can you give me a little more undisciplined? Senior Sister Ma Tong!!

At what point did your mind begin to change from a perverted lily girl to a murderous killer like the "Bloody Rose?!!

Looking at the "red and white things" splashed all over the front window of the car, Wang Qiu resisted the desire to vomit, and at the same time silently said this in his heart, and at the same time raised his head and began to look for the next crushing target......