Because of the blood draw, Wang Lu had already eaten in the morning, and he couldn't check it that day, Qian Zhengang told Wang Lu to come on an empty stomach tomorrow morning, and eat less greasy things that day. He also specially advised: "By the way, when you come to check tomorrow, you must have a clean bowel movement." ”

Although Wang Lu didn't know what this impotence check had to do with defecation, he still nodded indiscriminately and agreed.

The next day, Wang Lu made all preparations and came to the health center.

In the diagnosis and treatment room, Qian Zhengang and Feng Zhenzhen and Mao Li, who had studied medical books all night and even practiced with the zombies in the dissection room, were waiting for them.

Qian Zhengang coughed: "Okay, Brother Wang, let's talk about when you found out that you were impotent and what are the clinical manifestations?" He specially reminded: "Brother Wang, this is to cure the disease and save people, you must not hide anything from me for any face." ”

Wang Lu smiled bitterly: "It's all come to this point, what else is there to hide." As he spoke, he talked about the problems he encountered in his sex life with Chen Wei and Xie Ling one by one.

Qian Zhengang listened and recorded it on the medical record card, Wang Lu thought with bad taste, is this considered the emperor's living record? However, it is really humiliating to be entered into the history books in the name of an impotence patient. Speaking of the ancient faint king, what kind of absurd and shameless night royal number girl is a common curse word used by people, but the king road is good, and even the unscrupulous faint king is not as good.

Qian Zhengang nodded: "Well, according to what you said, Brother Wang, in some specific circumstances, accompanied by sexual fantasies, you still have sexual ability." I want to ask, who is your sexual fantasy partner? ”

Wang Lu's old face flushed. couldn't help but turn his head to look at Feng Zhenzhen and Mao Li, the two beauties were sitting next to them and carefully recording Wang Lu's condition as research data for similar cases in the future. Seeing Wang Lu looking over, Mao Li smiled shyly, while Feng Zhenzhen only cared about burying his head in books. --Damn, Wang Lu is always not good at saying clearly, what Lao Tzu thinks about is Feng Zhenzhen's **.

Qian Zhengang misunderstood, and thought that Wang Lu was because of the two beauties on the side, so he was embarrassed to say, he shook his head. Alas, I can't get rid of the heroine in a small movie in the island country, what Iori Uehara loves Sakura or something. But it is understandable that Wang Lu is a man after all, in the past, on the Internet, there were people who didn't know who the president was, but there was no man who didn't know Sora Aoi's name.

Qian Zhengang put down his pen: "Brother Wang." Please change your clothes. ”

The drama is coming, the drama is over, and the following is the martial arts with real knives and guns.

Feng Zhenzhen handed Wang Lu a surgical gown and instructed in a low voice: "Take off your underwear, you can't wear underwear when you check it later." ”

Wang Lu entered the changing room next to him. Stripped himself naked, and then put on the surgical gown, which was tied with a strap on the back, worn on the body, and empty. Not sure why. Wang Lu reminded him of a pig to be slaughtered.

Wang Lu was wearing paper slippers, twisting and pinching out the changing room, seeing Feng Zhenzhen and Mao Li looking at him, Wang Lu somehow, like a little white rabbit facing a big bad wolf, couldn't help but tighten his legs. The chrysanthemum shrank.

The physical examination was carried out under the guidance of Qian Zhengang, Feng Zhenzhen and Mao Li together. At first, it was normal, and I measured my blood pressure and heartbeat. Then, Qian Zhengang said: "Feng Zhenzhen, Mao Li, the two of you will press Brother Wang's ** separately to see if there is any ** development, and." Squeeze it** and carefully observe for any discharge. ”

Wang Lu almost jumped up from his chair: "Hey, hey, Qian Zhengang, I'm here to check for impotence!" I'm not here to check on pregnancy, what are you checking my ** for? And - what Rausch's ** secretion, Lao Tzu is not a lactating wet nurse! ”

Qian Zheng raised his face: "Captain Wang Luwang, am I a doctor or are you a doctor?" Now it's a formal medical examination, give me an honest seat! Hmph, I hate you patients who don't know how to pretend to understand, and you accuse our doctors of indiscriminate examination and prescription at every turn. ”

At this time, Feng Zhenzhen next to him hurriedly said: "Captain Wang, this treatment of impotence does need to check the development of **, because the development of secondary sexual characteristics caused by sex hormone imbalance will also cause impotence." ”

Fuck, I actually treat Lao Tzu as a shemale. Wang Lu was ashamed and humiliated, and stood "delicate": "Come on!" ”

Feng Zhenzhen and Mao Li untied Wang Lu's clothes, only to see that his body was full of healing scars, which were shocking to see, all of which represented his exploits in fighting with zombies and corpses.

Feng Zhenzhen didn't feel it, he was afraid that his hand would be too heavy, and it hurt Wang Lu, and when he touched Wang Lu's **, he was extremely gentle and meticulous. Seeing Feng Zhenzhen staring at a pair of big eyes, his delicate hands pinching and squeezing on his chest, Wang Lu's breathing became heavy unconsciously, and he could only desperately hint in his heart: This is a medical examination, don't think about it, after all, Lao Tzu has trained a little muscle in the fight with zombies and smart corpses, otherwise, if you give a "**sagging" evaluation, you can really die headlong.

The result of the diagnosis is --** normal development. Wang Lu glared at Qian Zhengang, his grandmother's, can it be abnormal, Lao Tzu's pectoralis major muscle is one or two more than your Qian Zhengang.

Next, blood was drawn and urine samples were taken, but Wang Lu and Qian Zhengang didn't notice it, and under the tacit understanding of Feng Zhenzhen and Mao Li, his blood was drawn a lot.

Qian Zhengang said to Feng Zhenzhen and Mao Li: "Prepare like rubber gloves and petroleum jelly, and then collect prostate fluid." ”

Looking at the two beauties pulling their gloves with serious faces, as well as a large jar of Vaseline next to them, Wang Lu felt a little bad. The name prostate is often heard, and the words "men's health care prostate" often appear on the billboards of Eurasian andrology. However, he didn't know where the prostate was.

It seems that it should be in the body, and to collect this prostate fluid, should you poke it into the body with a syringe to draw it? But what is Vaseline used for? This thing seems to be used for lubrication, right?

Wang Lu was suspicious, and Qian Zhengang patted the operating table: "Brother Wang, come up." ”

Wang Lu obediently climbed into bed and lay down.

Qian Zhengang hurriedly said: "No, don't lie down, lie on your stomach - bend your knees." yes, that's it, butt elevated--"

Wang Lu was surprised to find that he looked like the Yamato Nadeshiko of the ancient foot basin country, kneeling on his knees, his hips raised, and he looked like he was being ravaged.

Circle that fork, Lao Tzu just wants to use Feng Zhenzhen to try his sexual function, why is the situation getting worse and worse now.

Don't wait for Wang Lu to say anything. Qian Zhengang pointed and said, "Feng Zhenzhen, you come first." Yes, apply a little petroleum jelly to your fingers until the lubricating effect relieves the patient's pain. Very good, now with the index finger, into the rectum--"

As soon as Wang Lu understood what the "rectum" was, he felt a slender and cold finger. Got into my own body - fuck me, I was actually fucked by Tyranny!

No wonder Qian Zhengang made himself have to defecate early in the morning, and it turned out that Lao Tzu was used as a child! It's really unbearable for uncle and sister-in-law!

Qian Zhengang glanced at Wang Luchang with a red face and wanted to move, so he hurriedly reached out and pressed his shoulder: "Don't move, it was a little painful at first, just bear with it." You open your mouth to breathe. Relax your anus and it will be more comfortable. ”

Endure! Bear with your fucking sister! Comfortable! Comfortable for your ancestors for eighteen generations!

Wang Lu almost ran away - this, this is too humiliating, almost like being raped.

At this time, Feng Zhenzhen asked Qian Zhengang softly: "Doctor Qian, during the massage." Is it in order from the outside up to the inside down? ”

Qian Zhengang said: "Yes, that's it, you move as lightly as possible, Brother Wang, this is the first time, and I am a little unaccustomed." ”

Wang Lu blushed and had a thick neck, just at this moment. With the regular gentle pressing of Feng Zhenzhen's fingers, he suddenly found that sure enough, the pain disappeared, and on the contrary, there was a faint pleasure stretching out from the lower abdomen. Sure enough, as Qian Zhengang said, it was a little comfortable.

How so? Lao Tzu is obviously not a pervert, such a thing as a violent chrysanthemum. Only like it. Could it be that as those preach, everyone has a gay plot hidden in their hearts?

Qian Zhengang saw Wang Lu's embarrassing appearance, and he said with a straight face: "Brother Wang, this is a very formal medical operation, you don't need any psychological barriers." In fact, anal pleasure is also one of people's sexual pleasure, and it is especially obvious in childhood......"

Wang Lu breathed a sigh of relief and snorted coldly: "Okay, I read Freud's autobiography when I was in junior high school, this guy is a madman himself, in his eyes, even pooping is related to sex, I don't need you to teach me this." Has this prostate fluid been collected? ”

Qian Zhengang frowned: "Strange, under normal circumstances, there should have been liquid coming out of the urethral opening." Brother Wang, your body is really a little abnormal. ”

Wang Lu's heart tightened, and he had long forgotten his humiliating posture: "Is there really a problem?" Serious or not? ”

Qian Zhengang said: "Brother Wang, don't worry, maybe Feng Zhenzhen's methods are not accurate, so let's do it, I'll collect it myself." ”

Fuck, the thunder is rolling, it's better to let Qian Zhengang storm his own chrysanthemums, it's better to die!

Wang Lu refused: "Don't, don't, let Feng Zhenzhen try it again." ”

Qian Zhengang said: "Okay, Feng Zhenzhen, your fingers probe a little deeper, and slowly squeeze hard from the side to the central sulcus, yes, yes, you should be able to feel the glands being pressed down......"

Feng Zhenzhen was also a little anxious, she didn't feel it at all, so she had no way of knowing if she was really pressing on that gland, and when she was in a hurry, she couldn't control the movement of her index finger, and her strength was a little bigger, Wang Lu immediately snorted.

Qian Zhengang's face sank, to be honest, he had no clinical experience in this prostate fluid collection, he thought about it: "Feng Zhenzhen, your other hand presses on the part between the anus and the scrotum, no, no, don't touch Brother Wang's genitals, otherwise, what comes out will be semen." ”

Wang Lu lowered his head, and saw that Feng Zhenzhen's other white little hand really reached over, rubbing it under his sexual organs, and he had a hot current rushing to his brain, and it hardened.

Qian Zhengang hurriedly said to Mao Li, who was paying attention to the side: "Quick, put the glass tube into the urethral opening." ”

Mao Li's movements were also fast, and as soon as she put the glass tube in front of Wang Lu, a stream of shiny mucus flowed out of the urethral opening.

Qian Zhengang breathed a sigh of relief: "It's done, well, it's okay, it's a lot." ”

Feng Zhenzhen withdrew from Wang Lu's body and said softly: "I'm sorry, Captain Wang, this is the first time for me, I didn't hurt you, right?" ”

Wang Lu said vaguely: "No, it's okay, that's the first time for me...... It's none of your business, it's me who didn't cooperate well and made you tired. "--Fuck me, it's a little uncomfortable tone.

At this time, Mao Li next to her was eager to try: "Doctor Qian." Can I do it again? She figured out that as long as it was Wang Lu's things, they were all good things, and if she had one more, she would be able to get a little more, and the opportunity was right in front of her, and she had to fight for whatever she said.

Qian Zhengang really thought about it seriously, and he nodded: "Okay, it's rare to have such an internship opportunity, Brother Wang." I'm sorry for your cooperation. ”

What else can Wang Lu say, he can only lie down obediently again, of course, in his heart, there is also an unsightly mind - this prostate fluid collection is really quite comfortable. Besides, Mao Li is also a big beauty.

Well, that says again. Men, they're all shameless bastards with small heads commanding big heads. Wang Lu is not a good thing.

At the end of the collection again, Wang Lu got down from the operating table satisfied, not bad, if every impotence examination in the future. If it's like this, it's not a chore, although it's not really a soul, and it's better than nothing.

He is now looking forward to the fact that this prostate fluid collection has been so stimulating. I just don't know what kind of scenery the semen collection is. Could it be that Feng Zhenzhen will personally help himself with this and that...... Thinking of the smugness, this guy's face was full of obscene smiles.

At this time, Qian Zhengang really said: "Brother Wang, the next thing is semen collection." ”

Wang Lu made an awe-inspiring dedication: "Okay, you guys come." ”

Qian Zhengang said in surprise: "What 'you guys come'?" To give. This is a sterile bottle, you go to the office next to no one and get some semen out by yourself. If you want to watch some small movies to stimulate yourself, I can ask Feng Zhenzhen to ask Wang Decheng for a portable hard drive. ”

What the? What the?? What the??? Did I hear you right? actually asked Lao Tzu to by himself!

Wang Lu was stunned on the spot, holding the bottle that Qian Zhengang had stuffed in his hand, and after a while, Ai Ai said: "Ah, this, let me do it myself?" You can't be mistaken, right? Didn't you ask Feng Zhenzhen and them to help? That one. Of course, I didn't mean that, I mean, the necessary medical treatment is still needed. After all, I'm a little bit insignificant, just by me, I'm afraid it won't work, right? ”

Qian Zhengang frowned: "Brother Wang, what are you talking about?" ”

Wang Lu said cheekily: "It's not interesting, I just want to do it like collecting prostate fluid just now, and trouble Feng Zhenzhen and them to do a favor." ”

Qian Zhengang flatly refused: "That's not good!" ”

Wang Lu was anxious: "It's okay to collect prostate fluid just now, why can't you collect semen now?" ”

Qian Zhengang's face was a little unhappy, and he even changed his title: "Captain Wang, the patient can't collect prostate fluid by himself, of course he needs the help of medical staff, this is just a very normal medical method." But this semen collection is essentially the same as urine collection, and you are not physically disabled and unable to take care of yourself, you can do it yourself. Therefore, there is no need for Feng Zhenzhen and Mao Li to participate in this matter. ”

At the end, Qian Zhengang said heavily: "Captain Wang, I hope you don't think crookedly." ”

Wang Lu was said by Qian Zhengang that his face was flushed, embarrassed, embarrassed, he was really carried away, he actually regarded the health center as a shampoo room, and Feng Zhenzhen as a shampoo girl who came for 50 yuan. Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is a real bastard.

At this time, Mao Li rushed to the side and said: "Doctor Qian, it's okay, if Captain Wang needs it, I am willing to help him, in the eyes of our medical staff, all people are patients, as long as they can relieve the pain of patients, they are just medical methods, and they don't need to be looked at from a vulgar eye." ”

Mao Li can't wait, if she can get along with Wang Lu in private, she can not only get his semen, but also hook up with him.

Qian Zhengang said with a straight face: "Nonsense, I am the director of this health center, the minister of Yashan Ministry of Health, what is the appropriate medical means, I have the final say." Feng Zhenzhen, Mao Li, the two of you go to test blood, urine and prostate fluid samples, and you are no longer needed here. ”

Feng Zhenzhen didn't say a word, picked up the plate with the sample and left, Mao Li still wanted to say something, but looked at Qian Zhengang's iron face, and looked at the various body fluid samples of Wang Lu that was taken away by Feng Zhenzhen, gritted his teeth, turned around and followed Feng Zhenzhen out of the door--That's it, a thousand birds are not as good as a bird in the forest, first get some of the body fluids that have been collected. I urgently need to evolve again, otherwise, it will be too dangerous in this cliff mountain.

Wang Lu was not without embarrassment, and said after a while: "Doctor Qian, you think you have misunderstood, I just don't know much about this impotence test method, and I thought it was ......."

Qian Zhengang raised his hand: "Captain Wang, you don't need to explain, I just want to tell you that anyone who is sick and comes to the health center will receive our dedicated treatment." Sometimes, this treatment inevitably causes a physiological reaction, but I hope that in the hearts of the patients, there is the same respect for the medical staff. Otherwise, it is an insult to both the medical staff and the patients themselves. ”

Wang Lu nodded: "Yes, yes, yes, just like I used to read a reportage about a self-defense counterattack, in which a wounded soldier couldn't urinate, and a female nurse used her mouth to help him suck it out, this is the highest virtue in the world." ”

Qian Zhengang said indifferently: "It's good that Captain Wang understands this truth, please, the office next door is empty." ”

Wang Lu carried a glass bottle into the office and sat on a chair.

deserves to be reprimanded by Qian Zhengang, he really doesn't like words, speaking of which, this impotence examination is related to the progress of his own intelligent corpse, and it is related to the life and death of his family, but what are he doing? Unexpectedly, the sperm worm is on the brain in this health center, and he is happy all over the place. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )