Anthropomorphic food? The Queen returns

As the old saying goes, there are dreams every day, Hao Dong feels that he must have thought about this dream too much, so that after a day of traveling, he fell into the same dream again, and the plot is still continuous.

So Hao Dong's way of waking up in a dream this time is more special, he woke up in pain after being hit hard and falling down.

It was easy to struggle and turn over, and he saw the Great Demon King Qi standing at the door with a tray looking down at him from above with a calm face.

He seemed to be asleep against the door, and then when Qi Jue opened the door, he pushed him out directly......

The dumplings were also stunned, but due to the coercion of the Great Demon King, no one dared to come over, and they all looked at Hao Dong with worried eyes: Brother Winter Melon should be fine, right? It looks like it hurts......

Qi Jue finally despised enough of this clumsy guy, and stepped directly into the room, putting the tray on the big oak table in the middle of the room: "Eat." ”

I didn't feel it without mentioning Hao Dong, but when I mentioned it, I did feel a little empty in my stomach. But as soon as he reached the table and looked at the contents of the plate, the feeling of emptiness was gone.

"What is this?" He blankly pointed to the strange color and indescribable smell on the plate.

Sorry, he would have liked to put on a polite face, but it's hard to do at the moment! Speaking of which, he smelled this strange smell when Xiao Qi Ye walked around just now, and he thought it was floating in from outside the house, but he didn't expect the culprit to be under his nose!

Qi Demon King glanced at the plate along Hao Dong's fingers: "The durian crisp filling is wrapped in chocolate sauce, and dried bonito is sprinkled on it." The ingredients brought back by the second dog, I have heated it, and it should be edible. ”

“……”

Bring it back or something, don't tell him it's the one they robbed when they went to harass the residents of Food City! And what kind of ingredients can be used for that Erha? He's gnawed on all of them, right? Could it be that he brought it back in his mouth......

Hao Dong couldn't think about it anymore and decisively refused: "I hate durian!" "Xiao Qi Ye doesn't like durian either, he understands, right?!

The wisdom of the ancients has been baptized for countless centuries and is absolutely an unbreakable truth.

Qi Demon King, who also avoided things like durian, could understand Hao Dong's mood very well at the moment, so not only did he not force him to eat it inhumanely, but he was worried because of his words: "But if you don't eat it, there will be nothing to eat." ”

The castle where there is nothing to eat, the queen who evades responsibility, and the residents who harass the food city, these information are connected together, and Hao Dong feels that a light bulb in his head "ding" and lights up: "You don't know how to cook, do you?" ”

Qi Demon King hesitated for a moment before nodding slowly: "Except for the mud barbecue, we won't be able to do anything else complicated." ”

Obviously, the word "we" includes not only the two in the castle now, but also the queen who escaped to the food city. And Hao Dong wants to complain, in fact, it is not complicated at all to call the method of roasting things like flower chicken.

However, no matter which idea it was, it was obviously not a good idea to put it forward, and Hao Dong decided to let them rot in his stomach: "Is there any ingredients in the castle?" ”

Qi Demon King glanced at him strangely: "Have you dealt with it?" ”

"Can you take me to see it?"

“…… Good. ”

The so-called "unprocessed" ingredients, Hao Dong didn't suddenly realize until he saw the real thing.

Because the Great Demon King's attitude towards Brother Winter Melon seemed to be very gentle, and the big dog of the second dog was not there, the dumplings gradually overcame their fear, and a group of little tails followed Hao Dong into the kitchen of the castle, and then squeezed at the door of the kitchen leading to the cellar and sighed.

"Wow - it's the first time I've seen a potato bigger than Commander Potato!"

"Stupid! That's the mud out there! ”

"Why are the turnips here black and white?"

"That's mud too."

"Bean paste bean paste, you think that one seems to be Mr. Rice? I think it tastes like yes, but why doesn't it look like it at all? ”

"I don't know...... Jin Cancan, then he is probably Mr. Jin Fan? ”

"Idiot! That's millet. Mr. Rice was wrapped in this kind of stuff when he was a child, and when he grew up, he would drill it out and cook it again before he really grew up. As I said in class, you didn't pay attention to the lecture at all! ”

"Oh, come and see! What is this? ”

"Huh? ...... of white soft powder powder Ahh ”

"Ahh

"Ahh

"Ahh

"Ahh

A series of sneezes woke up Hao Dong, who was completely shocked after seeing the cellar full of vegetables in the state it was just dug out of the ground, turned his head to find that the dumplings had opened a bag of flour, and the powder suddenly came out, and a layer of whiteness was thrown on each little face.

"It's flour, oops, can't shoot." Hao Dong hurriedly stopped the group's unconscious but made the situation worse and worse, very helpless, "This can be made into bread and steamed buns." ”

"Can you make rice balls?"

The question of bean paste suddenly attracted the attention of all the dumplings, and was eagerly watched by many pairs of bright eyes, Hao Dong suddenly felt the pressure: "No......"

"Huh? Why-"

A group of small groups sighing and disappointed at you will definitely make people feel guilty.

Hao Dong had to explain immediately: "The soup dumplings should be made of glutinous rice flour, which is different from this." This one is not as soft as glutinous rice flour, and the elasticity is not so good......"

Before he finished speaking, the dumplings immediately became happy again.

"That's ...... so"

"I'll just say, the gnocchi are high-end!"

"We're soft!"

"The bread is not as soft as ours!"

"It turned out that it was because the powder used was different."

"We use a lot of high-quality powder!"

"Mm-hmm, it's a lot more advanced!"

"Much more advanced!"

Seeing that the direction of the group's topic was getting more and more deviated, Hao Dong directly gave up the idea of continuing to participate and stood up.

Qi Demon King appeared at the right time, and his tone was hesitant: "Can you ...... Deal with it? ”

At the door of the cellar were all kinds of vegetables cut straight out of the ground, and in the depths were lumps of meat that had barely been blooded, and the grain was still in a state of unthreshed, and the flour piled up in the kitchen could be used directly.

Hao Dong felt that he could understand why Qi Jue asked like this, ordinary people, they would definitely be scared away when they saw this kind of scene.

But he's no ordinary man!

"No problem, it's still okay to simply get something to eat."

I don't know if the meat is still fresh, but at least the vegetables should be able to turn out something that can be used.

Receiving a positive answer, Hao Dong felt relieved that he heard the Qi Demon King. However, when he looked over, the Demon King still maintained a cold look, and at the same time ordered very arrogantly: "Then you can make something to eat, and make a rope to pull here." ”

After thinking about it, he kindly reminded before turning to leave: "There is no one else here except me and Ergou, so you don't need to prepare too much...... Well, those kids are food in their own right, they don't have to eat. ”

After saying that, he left decisively, and did not show the joy that he should have when he suddenly heard that he could have something to eat after being in a state of not having enough food for a long time!

Hao Dong looked at the back of the other party leaving speechlessly, and then looked at the original ecological ingredients in the cellar, and suddenly felt that this style was so compatible!

The dumplings began to express their displeasure.

"Brother Winter Melon, don't listen to the Demon King's nonsense, we also have to eat!"

"Yes, yes, we're going to eat too!"

"But we have something to eat ourselves, and that's it."

The bean paste was put together with a small hand, and when it was unfolded again, a hot gnocchi that had just come out of the water appeared.

"Mine is stuffed with bean paste, it's delicious."

Other dumplings also began to dig out their own flavors of gnocchi.

"I have it too."

"I have it too!"

"But we're tired of our own tastes."

"So we'll swap each other's foods."

"Brother Winter Melon doesn't seem to know how to eat gnocchi? I remember that Admiral Pumpkin and Commander Potato both drank fertilizer. ”

"But there's no fertilizer in the castle."

"I've heard that human fertilizer is their boo-huh-huh."

"Are we going to steal the big demon king's shhhh

"Huh? Is the Great Demon King human? ”

"That would be dangerous, wouldn't it?!"

"But it's pitiful if Brother Winter Melon only cooks but can't eat it......"

"yes......"

Hao Dong felt that his psychological endurance had been seriously challenged, and he had to interrupt their discussion.

"I can eat human food, in fact I'm going to start cooking right now, and then I'll eat it myself. So don't worry, I won't starve myself. ”

The dumplings once again unanimously put on surprised faces towards Hao Dong, as if he had done something terrible again.

Hao Dong didn't care about picking up the black line that he had already fallen on, and went back to the stove to do it, some things really need an ostrich!

Cooking is Hao Dong's forte, and after half an hour, the kitchen was already filled with a strong fragrance, and at the same time, the small groups had also entered the first level of alert. Because when the first smell of food wafted out of the kitchen, Erha, named Ergou, also appeared at the door of the kitchen.

Look at that stupid face! Look at those glowing eyes! Look at the drooling tongue! The regiments have said that they must protect their food and must not be spoiled by this stupid dog!

Hao Dong was helpless: "Don't be so nervous, the portion is enough, everyone can eat enough." ”

He had just learned from the chaotic discussions among the dumplings that the residents of Food City could not only eat without eating, or eat the same kind of food that they produced themselves, but also eat what ordinary people ate.

In this case, his natural portion of rice is sufficient. Otherwise, he ate it himself, but let a group of small groups look at it from the side, and he felt that he would definitely not be able to do it.

Although Ergou looked greedy, he seemed to understand the biggest truth of the chef in the kitchen, and he kept restraining himself from moving.

It wasn't until Hao Dong packed the finished sandwich and cream soup separately and put them on the table, and then pulled the thick rope to announce the start of the meal, that the big dog jumped up from the place where he was squatting and ran to the table first. Then he identified the position of the largest soup and sandwich, and occupied it with one ass, and even the coercion of the Great Demon King Qi who appeared later failed to make him move his position again!

Seeing Qi Jue's arrival, Hao Dong consciously greeted: "Just make some, you should still be able to eat." ”

Although Demon King Qi still had a cold face on his face, judging from the fact that he quickly sat down at the table, he should be far less calm in his heart than he appeared to be.

Hao Dong also sat down, and at the same time beckoned the group to come and eat together.

A group of people were about to start, and a hearty laugh suddenly sounded at the kitchen door: "Hahaha, little winter melon, I'm here to save you!" ”

Hao Dong only felt that his eyelids jumped, and in the next second, a fragrant wind blew by his side, and the soup plate in his hand disappeared. The little group on the side also screamed one after another, and finally ended with a powerful dog barking, and the second dog found that the large plate of sandwiches in front of him disappeared in the blink of an eye!

The resentment and anger around the Qi Demon King had completely materialized into a substantial sky-high black mist, and the queen was still munching and sighing: "It's so delicious!" Luckily, it caught up! ”

Hao Dong almost had the urge to grind his teeth! So your old man went to the food city before to mix things up and eat, right?! Now the food radar is back to make trouble!

With a "bang", the anger of the Qi Demon King exploded, and the silver light of the snow was deceitful in his hand, and the expression of staring at the queen was almost tearful: "You-"

The queen didn't care at all, and fluttered lightly: "If I hadn't gone to Food City, I would have been able to find you such a good chef?" ”

Hao Dong was stunned: "Hey? ”

The queen quickly stuffed the third sandwich and settled a large bowl of soup, burping heavily, and slowing her movements slightly. The second dog, who had already reacted quickly, was very fast at this time, and had quietly solved all the food near him.

The queen pointed at Hao Dong: "Don't you think that as long as you keep him, most of the problems of our castle will be solved?" ”

Qi Demon King's gaze followed the queen's finger to Hao Dong, and the evil qi around him suddenly stopped; Ergou also stopped munching frantically and looked at Hao Dong thoughtfully.

Hao Dong felt a sudden chill down his spine, remembered the original ecological ingredients that filled the cellar, and finally sweated profusely and woke himself up again.

The ending of this dream was very powerful, and Hao Dong, who was really frightened, finally never returned to that strange dream.