4. The Unromantic Life of the Universe (Part I)

When Wang Qiu took the wolf female political commissar Sonya all the way to Xichang, it was already the third day after the outbreak of this chaos.

- Xue Ji Dailan's legal status is a mental patient, and it is not appropriate to go out at will, and Senior Sister Ma Tong needs to stay and take care of this Aztec Empire priestess who lacks modern common sense. And Cai Rong and Wang Yao are still lying in the hospital in Tokyo because they are suffering from the new mutant flu, and they are under quarantine observation.

Therefore, Wang Qiu could only take Sonya, and the two of them went to the Xichang Satellite Launch Center together.

And the chaos caused during this period has made the ground command center and the two astronauts on the spacecraft almost on the verge of mental breakdown.

There is an inexplicable Japanese chick shooting AV in the "Guanghan Palace" space station, not only has all the consumption of oxygen, food and water been recalculated, but also to measure whether the orbits of the space station and spacecraft have changed during this period...... Not to mention anything else, just how to make the heavy dungeon training on the eve of the crossing, so the deer eye flame, who was tightly bound all over, was rescued from the torture pillar and leather shackles, which made the two astronauts very sad - the keys to these shackles are still in the studio in Tokyo, and they can't be taken for a while, and it is really not an ordinary difficulty to let the two laymen pick the lock under weightless conditions, and there are no professional tools.

In addition, the trouble of language communication is also maddening - Xiao Huaidan and Peng Youzhi on the "Wu Gang 13" spacecraft do not speak Japanese, and can only be translated in real time through the ground command center. But the AV actress seems to be severely frightened, in addition to crying and babbling. There is no way to communicate properly. It wasn't until the ground command center urgently called a psychiatrist who was proficient in Japanese, and softly pacified him for more than an hour, that he finally calmed down his initial calmness. and asked about her identity and origin.

As for how to get the deer eye flame back from the lunar orbit 360,000 kilometers away from the earth, it is an unsolvable problem in the eyes of experts.

First of all, the "Wu Gang 13" spacecraft is very compact, with only two seats in total, and it is impossible to bring one more person back. Secondly, if she is stranded in the "Guanghan Palace" space station, waiting for the arrival of the next moon landing spacecraft. Again, it's almost impossible...... Not to mention how much it costs to launch a manned spacecraft into lunar orbit 360,000 kilometers away, and whether it is worth it, depends on the reserves of oxygen, fresh water and food on the "Guanghan Palace" space station. Nor can it be maintained until the arrival of the next launch window.

- At the current level of astronautics mastered by mankind, satellites and spacecraft are not ready to be launched at any time, but need to choose a certain period of time, the so-called "launch window". Otherwise. Not to mention the moon landing. Even getting into the Earth's orbit is difficult.

In the same way, because every 100 yuan worth of materials is launched into the sky, dozens or hundreds of times the value of carrier rockets will be consumed, and the freight costs are staggeringly high, so the value of every breath of air, every drop of fresh water, and every piece of food on all kinds of space stations and manned spacecraft of mankind is incredibly precious. Stocks of various necessities are generally tight, and they are usually barely enough. There won't be much margin. If there is no prior jihua, it is hard to stuff one more person in. It's going to make a big mess right away.

What's more, Miss Kameyan has never received any astronaut training, and how long she will be able to live in the harsh universe is also a question.

Of course, if the ground command center is cold enough, it can also order this Japanese chick who messed into the space station to be pushed out of the cabin like cosmic garbage, and that's it. Or leave her on the space station and let the deer eyes die of hunger or suffocation...... But the problem is that both the first suicide record in the universe and the first murder record seem to be a great stain on China's space industry.

The above problems made the ground command center and the two astronauts in lunar orbit all brain-wrenching, but they were still helpless.

Fortunately, forty-eight hours after Xiao Huaidan was shot in the face by Lu Muyan's buttocks, a black hole with a deep and dark appearance and a little silver light at the edge also appeared inside the "Guanghan Palace" space station - this is a wormhole connecting the earth and the universe!

And the location where this wormhole appeared was next to Wang Qiu's mother, Comrade Wang Meiling, who had been retired for many years.

Therefore, Wang Qiu, who had just finished the work of dropping nuclear waste and bacteriological weapons on the Eastern Roman Empire and returned to China from the Fukushima nuclear radiation zone in Japan, was arrested by his mother at the first time and participated in the operation.

At the same time, dozens of other supernatural beings who can pass through the space-time wormhole have all received an urgent summoning order from the relevant departments of the State Council, and rushed to the Xichang Satellite City from all directions to carry out the largest general mobilization since the establishment of the domestic organization - with the emergence of this time-space wormhole, the disaster of "Japanese actresses entering the space station" immediately became a rare opportunity, and it was also a wonderful opportunity that was rare in a century!

From now on, until the wormhole disappears, the space agency will be able to send an unlimited amount of items into space without rockets at all!

- Of course, the premise is that there must be Wang Qiu as a porter, otherwise others can only transport a few kilograms to dozens of kilograms of goods at a time.

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"The situation inside the ...... 'Guanghannomiya' space station is basically like this, and the relevant departments of the Japanese side have already contacted ......."

In Xichang Satellite City, in a seemingly inconspicuous but heavily guarded office, Wang Qiu's mother, Comrade Wang Meiling, held a cup of tea with a tired face, and said to her son of the stranger, "...... It's really unexpected, I haven't crossed in 20 years, and I didn't expect to be able to recover some of my abilities again today, but unfortunately at the moment I can only attract wormholes to happen, but I can't travel through them...... And what's even more unexpected is that I, a stupid son who has always been wooden, has already opened the harem before graduating from college! ”

She grinned and snapped her fingers. With an expression of excitement and curiosity, "...... First of all, the senior sister Ma Tong who sold toilets in the ceramic market, and then Comrade Cai Rong, a cute foodie who looked dull. Plus an Aztec young priestess who likes to run naked, a Russian blonde werewolf girl who loves to drink and nibble on apples, and there seems to be a Japanese zombie shrine maiden? I just don't know when I'll be able to hold my grandson?

Tsk, living under the same roof with so many girls, you must be very happy! Be careful of being chopped to death with a hatchet in the future! ”

Hey, Mom! In such a serious semi-public occasion, he ridiculed his son's private life style. Isn't it a bit out of place?

Looking at his mother with a wicked smile on her face, as well as several staff members with different expressions next to her, Wang Qiu couldn't help but roll her eyes.

- According to Japanese anime. Wang Qiu's mother, Ms. Wang Meiling, is a petite woman who is "very mature and has a very lolit body", and she looks like Sister Wang Yao who has shrunk by one size - but she lacks the vitality attribute of full vitality. is full of mature charm and "wife atmosphere" - Wang Meiling's height is a head shorter than Sister Wang Yao. The face shape is almost young, not at all like having given birth to two children, the hairstyle is a low double ponytail, sliding down the shoulders to the chest, with short-sighted glasses on the bridge of the nose, it looks very quiet.

The only regret is that her bust seems to be much more barren than Wang Yao, which can be said to be a rare resource among rare resources.

- In fact. Wang Qiu had always wondered before, with his mother's flat chest. How did you raise yourself and your sister in the past?

At present, Ms. Wang Meiling, who has been divorced for many years, is working as the deputy director of a library in Shanghai - of course, this is only a faΓ§ade, but in fact, she is one of the main leaders of the paranormal processing department in East China.

Many years ago, Ms. Wang Meiling was also a well-known veteran in the related industry, and participated in many thrilling exotic adventures. However, as time passed, this ability that had hitherto been elusive from its source quietly faded from her body.

Therefore, as early as when Wang Qiu was just born, she had already retired from the front line of this circle and was responsible for the organization and management of the rear.

All of the above was only known to Wang Qiu after he awakened his spatial ability and ended his adventures in the Aztec Empire in the 16th century.

It can be seen that Wang Qiu's seemingly ordinary family should actually be regarded as one of the rare "traverser families".

Well, for some reason, there is a feeling of jumping from poverty to a big dog?

However, although it is a family of traversers who sounds very powerful, due to the small amount of teleportation before, it is impossible to engage in cross-dimensional smuggling trade, so the economic conditions of Wang Qiu's family are actually not very well-off, that is, it is equivalent to the civil servant family of the ordinary Qingshui Yamen.

To get back to the point, this time, because the earth interface of the wormhole appeared next to my mother, and the supreme leader Director Ma was still stranded in another shijie and did not return, and there was no replacement for the time being, so Wang Meiling was naturally appointed as the front-line commander of this operation.

As far as Wang Qiu's mind is concerned, working under his mother's hands, he feels more at ease. But on the other hand, it is difficult to make small moves to make extra money.

However, to be honest, in this trip to the circumlunar orbit space station "Guanghan Palace", there is really nothing to play, otherwise you will die yourself - whether it is a spaceship, a space station or a base, all of them are full of cameras, I don't know how many pairs of eyes are staring at it! Don't take a few parts from the space station as a souvenir! Maybe even take a few photos and have to be censored!

Well, though, maybe you can get some space food from Xichang and give Ma Tong and Xue Ji Dailan a taste?

β€œβ€¦β€¦ According to the intention of the space agency, you should have been given emergency training for a period of time, so that you could have a preliminary grasp of life and work experience in the weightless environment of the universe. But the problem is that the current situation is urgent and does not allow us to be so abrasive......"

After teasing her son for a while, Wang Meiling finally restrained her smile, rubbed her temples, and said with a little distress, "...... Because no one knows how long this wormhole will last – it may last for a few months, but it may only last for a few days. In order to avoid the sudden disappearance of the wormhole, the whole operation became a bamboo basket. You must go immediately......"

Pointing to the deep black hole that was hovering in the middle of the office, she said as she pulled out a small box. Solemnly handed it to Wang Qiu, "...... Oh, this is the most urgent batch of goods at the moment, so let's go as soon as possible after taking it! Professor Yang is already waiting for you over there! ”

When Wang Qiu heard this, he couldn't help but glance down at the goods in his hand, and then immediately raised his eyebrows, and his whole face became embarrassed. β€œβ€¦β€¦ Paper panties, pads, and tampons? Do you need these feminine products in the universe? ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ There's no way, that Miss Lumu Yan, who made a tertiary film, happened to be 'that' here today. And it is obviously impossible to have such a thing in the space station...... After all, although the name of the space station is called Guanghan Palace, there are neither osmanthus nor Chang'e in it......"

Wang Meiling shrugged her shoulders and said disapprehantly. β€œβ€¦β€¦ Except for you and Professor Yang right now. The other colleagues did not arrive, and if it was a senior like Professor Yang, he would be a little embarrassed. So I'm just wondering how to send her these things! But now that you're here, it's all right. She patted her son on the shoulder and encouraged, "...... Let's go! Comrade Cosmic Courier! ”

So, Comrade Wang Qiu, the courier of the universe, had to purse his lips and roll his eyes. The ability activates and passes through the wormhole. For the Miss AV actress who lost her footing 36 kilometers away, she delivered women's physiological products such as paper panties, sanitary napkins, and tampons.

However, what he didn't know at this time was that the trouble on this issue was just beginning.

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Those who are bound by gravity on the ground often have many beautiful and romantic fantasies about life in the universe.

For example, there are galactic trains, moon princesses, space fortresses, gorgeous and handsome space warships, bizarre cosmic monsters, Ultraman, and so on...... In addition, there are cat-eared aliens who travel thousands of miles to send cute things to the earth.

Even in shoujo manga, those handsome alien guys who are too beautiful to look like humans are also one of the important themes of depiction.

However, after suddenly crossing to the "Guanghan Palace" space station 360,000 kilometers away from the earth, and spending three full days of space life, Shikame Yan can confidently pat his chest and assure that all of the above is a lie!

The life of an ordinary human being in the universe is definitely harder than the worst locked room movie she has seen in an AV company.

- It's a shame that this young lady still doesn't know that someone in Xichang Satellite City actually suggested knocking her unconscious and throwing her out of the cabin in order to get out of trouble, turning her into a cosmic corpse...... Otherwise, her mental state would have been far more broken than it is now!

First of all, when she was full of passion, the liquid spewed out of the incontinence in the flower path made the space station still full of a peculiar smell, which could not be completely dissipated after three whole days - I don't know if it was the psychological effect of the confined space, although it was just a liquid squirted by one person, it actually made Lu Muyan feel that the smell was pungent, just like the studio that had just filmed the "collective piston movement of 100 people".

In fact, not to mention a leak like the deer eye flame, due to the harsh living environment in the spacecraft, astronauts will also bring huge trouble if they let a fart in a small cabin - not only the problem of the smell of the fart, but more importantly, the human fart contains dangerous ingredients such as hydrogen sulfide. Under a certain concentration, if it encounters unexpected factors such as static electricity, there is even a risk of explosion!

If you are in a room on the ground floor, you can usually just open the window or exhaust fan for ventilation. Even a tightly sealed submarine can float up every once in a while to clean up the dirt in the cabin. However, the "Guanghan Palace" space station floats in the vast universe, and there is a cold and dead vacuum outside, and every breath of air brought from the ground is more precious than gold, where do you let the astronauts go to breathe?

In order to avoid and overcome these risks, astronauts generally have to go through a strict physical examination before selection, and they are required to have no farting habits and no gas-producing flora in their intestines. In addition, astronauts generally cannot have problems such as fox odor, foot odor, Hong Kong foot, halitosis, sweat odor and beriberi, otherwise, the smell in the space station and spacecraft will be terrible.

For Chinese astronauts who want to cry without tears, the trouble caused by Lumuyan's incontinence eruption doesn't stop there - in the absence of gravity, excreting any liquid or gas from the body will cause the astronaut's body to move in the opposite direction.

Therefore, the deer eye flame that was tied to the pillar at that time, after squirting out the girl's juice, was driven by the reaction force like a squid, and even the human body with the torture pillar rushed back a long distance, crashing into three very important instruments and equipment in one go, causing several experimental projects to be lost...... It's a pity that the life support system of the "Guanghan Palace" space station has not been damaged, otherwise their current situation would be even more miserable.

Afterwards, these crystal droplets scattered in the cabin because of weightlessness also became "space maneuvering mines" that could choke people to death at any time.

For this reason, Xiao Huaidan and Peng Youzhi, who were on the verge of mental collapse, tossed for a long time with a black line on their heads and a miniature cleaning pump in their hands before they collected and processed all these liquids, so that the cabin was safe again.

In fact, according to the advice of a "brick family" on the ground, the easiest and safest way to deal with it at this time is to swallow all these liquids with their mouths, but Xiao Huaidan and Peng Youzhi are not male actors in Japanese AV after all, and they can't stand the heavy taste of swallowing excrement...... (To be continued.) )