Chapter 967: Beach Vacation
Chapter 967: Beach Vacation
"What's wrong with her? What medicine did you feed her? ”
Looking at the eldest lady who was squatting on the sofa with her eyes in a daze, Shandora looked surprised, dragged me past me and muttered in a low voice. ,/Advertise full text txt download
"It's nothing, bad fate." I was concise and glanced down at the commemorative stamp in my hand.
If you get closer, the eldest lady keeps muttering those words: Bad fate, bad fate, she has been muttering these five words for several minutes, I estimate that if no one stops, when she stops, these words should be able to circle the earth with No. 3 Yahei......
My sister looked at Lin Xue and looked at me, and then looked at Lin Xue and looked at me, her slightly narrowed eyes were full of banter, and she didn't grin until I was uncomfortable: "Ah Jun, you have to take responsibility, or my sister will be angry." ”
I was full of excitement and nodded my head again and again: "Be responsible, be responsible - but it is necessary to be so serious, I was only nine years old that year!" Why are you all so embarrassed by what I think? ”
My sister glanced at me with two-thirds of her eyes: "Antecedent!" ”
Shallow came over and twisted my ears: "Antecedents!" ”
Sandora looked at our mysterious appearance and shrugged: "Although I don't know what you said, but-ex-convict!" ”
I suddenly became angry: I don't know if you still say it!
I glanced at these two people, and finally decided not to deal with them: Sister, needless to say, if I am the number one in this family, then she is the number one sister, and there is no comparison at all, and shallow is a strange person who is immune to arbitrary logical damage, and you should not have the idea of reasoning with her from the beginning, as for Sandora, she may be empathetic, but the current situation is two to one, as long as Shallow and Sister are together, the little bad water in Sandora's bones should be able to toss me over the cliff. So I decided to talk to the eldest lady and see if I could get her to stop muttering about her misfortune first.
There is a saying, fate, wonderful - this sentence I always thought that it might not happen to these girls around me who are more wonderful than the other, after all, do you think any of them seem to take the romantic route? But now fate has actually rounded me a stick, telling me that in fact, such a thing as "fate" is everywhere, and this stick is still smashed on someone I couldn't even think of before: Miss Lin who is synthesized of rare materials - until forty-five minutes ago, I couldn't believe that Miss Lin and myself could be connected with "wonderful".
Lin Xue's thoughts are not sure, but my own mood is actually still very elegant, this kind of thing in love will always be slowly dull after a long time, although I like the happiness in the plain, but the occasional surprise that pops out of the plain is of course better, I want to thank the goddess of the highest life, it is her "travel wall" that allows me to recall the scene that I forgot about myself, so that I know that many things actually have their own fate in the dark, I can't say if it was a chance encounter more than ten years ago that made the two people inevitably entangled in fate, anyway, after knowing the bond between myself and the eldest lady, I am very elegant. Ten ** eldest lady herself is in a similar mood, although she is still thinking about "bad fate, bad fate", but after knowing this guy's arrogant temperament, I have long ignored her broken thoughts to this extent, and it is strange that she can frankly say her feelings. According to his understanding of the other party and the feeling of the depths of his heart, this guy's mood index is at least ** o'clock in the morning, and the sun is shining and can be used to dry the quilt.
"Now, when are you going to read it?"
I patted the girl prophet on the shoulder, I really wanted to see what kind of expression this guy had under the hooked head, but the other party was much more refreshing than I imagined, and the eldest lady suddenly raised her head with an unhappy face: "What, I'm understanding life!" Death to the side! ”
I ignored the other party's threat and sat down beside her with a big grin: "It's really frightening, there are such coincidences, but at that time, you looked like a little princess, and I was amazed, what happened to you all these years?" ”
"You looked like a stupid X back then," the eldest lady grinned and twisted my ears, "what is the fate of these years...... Well, I shouldn't have done anything to you. ”
I didn't react at the time, really.
"It seems that it is really destined to be entangled with you wood," the eldest lady's face was calm as usual, fiddling with the ugly wooden bump in her hand, this thing was placed on her, and I could guess the reason: this girl has always been a character who is used to stuffing her belongings, and I think that the things she took out of her pocket also opened her eyes, and this piece of wood pimple probably made her throw it into the carry-on space as a childhood memory, just like me, and then put it and forgot about it, After all, the small gift of more than ten years ago, and then recalling it is the same - this is still the same as mine, "Just now Miss Ben calculated three times, and found that if I hadn't met you at the beginning, we would really be strangers in the future, how wonderful do you say fate?" ”
I looked at Lin Xue's face and found the panic that flashed in her eyes just now, obviously the "stranger" branch of fate startled her, so she quietly grabbed the other party's shoulder: "If this is the fate of such a thing, then fate is not bad for us." ”
The eldest lady hesitated slightly, carefully observed a few little guys in the distance for a long time, and confirmed that the girls who could breathe at all were busy playing before leaning into my arms: "The weather is getting colder." ”
"Hmm...... Yes. ”
"I suddenly wanted to go out and go."
"Where to go? I'll be with you. "I looked at the sky outside, it's not too late, there is still more than an hour before Lin Xue usually goes home, it should be just right time to accompany her out for a walk and then send her home directly, this seems to be the golden time to exchange feelings with your girlfriend, right?
The eldest lady thought for a while: "Do you want to go to the Maldives?" Or run farther and go to Yangfan Harbor? Actually, Theramore is not bad......"
Me: "......"
A chill came to my heart for no reason, and my heart trembled: it's over! This troublesome aggregate is going out to travel again!
But now it's too late to stop it, the eldest lady is interested, no one can stop it, I haven't reacted yet, this girl has already stood up and raised her arms and shouted: "Everyone! Do you want to travel? Seaside! ”
Before the other party's voice fell, I blocked my eyes with my hand, thinking that there would be no suspense in the future: what could be easier than inciting a group of girls who were already in the process of being vigorous? That is, there is a shallow ...... in this group of girls who have been instigated.
Attentive readers must have discovered that the two old men of Ilson and Kenser were deliberately ignored - one was trained by his sister for tens of thousands of years, and there is a language library with punctuation marks in total, a total of four characters, do you say these two have the meaning of being counted?!
So there was no suspense, and when I put down my hand, I had already changed into a youthful and beautiful tropical dress and walked to the door of the living room with a small bag...... This girl's mobility gives me a little restraint!
Lin Xue tugged at my ear, I turned my head and met her smiling gaze: "Miss Ben is in a good mood this time, let me be willful once." What else can I say in the face of this sentence? Anyway, I surrendered unconditionally.
This time it was not shallow that she was in charge of the whim, and Miss Lin, and her suggestion quickly got the response of everyone in the family, of course, I was still nervous at first, because the bad experience at the beginning is still fresh in my memory: every trip organized by the eldest lady eventually has to evolve into a big trouble, and the smallest scale of the trouble is to save the world, and there is no upper limit, that is, after those few experiences, I gave the eldest lady a nickname of trouble aggregate - you should take this as a nickname.
But this time Lin Xue specially gave me a reassurance: "You don't have to worry, Miss Ben has seen it, at least we can't have problems during our trip, and we won't go far away-the Azeroth World Realm is the territory of the Empire." ”
That's right, the final destination was not on Earth, but in Azeroth, after a concerted effort by the whole family, we decided to go to Quelldanus Island. Bubbles was more excited than anyone else when she set off, bouncing her girl in her arms, and I was worried that she was planning to brush the Magister Platform or the Sunwell alone - maybe I needed to remind Kael'thas to apply for political asylum quickly.
Since the Emperor who rescued the suffering and rescued the Emperor ** took out the fallen apostles and the Burning Legion entrenched in the world of Azeroth, this war-torn planet has finally ushered in peace, and it seems that it may last forever, the Azeroth in the imperial territory has entered two completely different tracks from the Azeroth as an information projection on the earth, I think this is a good thing: at least, if we hadn't killed the entire Burning Legion in advance, Quelldanas isn't going to turn into a peaceful tourist destination, is it?
The army of the Fallen Apostles was the last to be stopped in front of the Silvermoon Line, Quildanus was not affected by the war at all, and after the war, it became the best scenic spot in the Eastern Kingdom, after all, it is not easy to find a land in this world that has not been polluted by plagues or demons, but there are still a few people who are qualified to travel here, they must have military exploits or outstanding contributions, they must have the status of a member of the Salvation Army, and they must have a license issued by the leader of their own race, the reason is- In the center of the island is a second set of interworldly portals connecting the world of Azeroth to the Shadow City, half of which is a military exclusion zone, and the remaining half is a semi-restricted zone.
We chose this place for this reason, it is quiet, the scenery is good, and it is very convenient to go back when you have something to do.
After returning from the divine realm and resting for less than two days, our family came here collectively to blow the sea breeze. Speaking of which, it seems that we have not had a real travel vacation for a long time, fighting, taking a short vacation after the war, dealing with a bunch of government affairs, eating and sleeping at home in a daze, and then waiting for when there is a problem in a certain world to go to war again, so that the cycle has been several rounds, and when I realize it, I really feel tired enough from the spirit to **, the eldest lady's suggestion may have a whim caused by a sudden good mood as a reason, but it is not not keenly aware of this problem, I want to let the family distract.
Because it was a family trip that I hadn't done for a long time, and there were a lot of new members or new guests added to the home, I brought everyone with me, even including Lin Feng and Sally, who happened to come to the house to find Lin Xue on the day of departure, and Anvina, who was dragged hard by herself to finally go out. After arriving at the destination, it only took us less than ten minutes to transform a pristine otherworldly coast into a coastal resort, Lin Xue happily set up at least thirty beach loungers along the beach, and it didn't matter if they were used, and Sandora prepared a beach barbecue fire a little farther behind - a radius of ten meters, I suspect she plans to catch the nine-headed water monster and roast it, of course, the most amazing thing is my sister, Accustomed to being well prepared in any situation, she even brought a fully equipped mobile planetary colony pod with her own energy - how many years did she plan to live on the beach?
I, I, and I, as well as the old men of Kensel, lay side by side under the parasols, sucking cold coconut juice, decadent like middle-aged and elderly landlords, watching a group of girls of all sizes go crazy on the beach or the sea and bully those local blood elf children who may be brought by their parents, and the bones all over the body are lazy, and Yilson turned over and let out a special YD exclamation: "Eh, it's comfortable, mortals' talent for enjoyment is really not blown." ”
Kenser smiled and nodded, and tightened the flower pants bought from Erliqiao for fifteen yuan: "Very good, very good." ”
I stretched out my foot and kicked on Yiersen's waist: "Aren't you sorry for what you said comfortably-you are wearing more than 300 pounds of iron sheet in the sun on the beach?" If you go into the sand for a while, you won't die! ”
Ilson stroked his hair, and the stiff heavy armor on his body glistened in the sun: "I'm a god of war first and foremost, you don't understand." ”
Should the god of war be so angry that he wears a 300-pound iron shell on Yangguan Beach to bloom his youth? How nice it would be for you to take the Kratos route at this point: at least people are still wearing beach shorts, right?
I didn't have time to deal with this nervous god of war, got up and went to tease Shandora, who was guarding a large number of bonfires in the distance and waiting for dinner, the queen wore a unique subtropical style light gauze waist and a set of sea blue swimsuits, although the style was a little conservative, but her figure was already very good, coupled with the kind of graceful temperament revealed intentionally or unintentionally, this style of swimsuit is very suitable for her, plus a cute straw hat with lace, today's Shandora is almost the two temperaments of cuteness and grace on the body scrolling screen.
Of course, the main reason why I came to tease her was to wonder what the girl was roasting or what she was going to bake, but I was dumbfounded as soon as I passed: there was at least half a ton of sea fish on the other side of the fire, and the mermaid princess Isanna was quickly putting the fish on the skewer and handing it to Sandora, and said as she handed it back: "Zhilu said no, you roasted me, and the taste is similar to this......"
Ishana is one of the bravest creatures I've ever met, is she wearing this topic on the premise of Shando Ramen out of weariness of this world?
"Ah Jun, you taste it!" When Sandora saw me coming, she immediately raised the grilled fish in her hand, "This is all brought up with the help of Isanna, Naga is a good fisherman!" ”
I shuddered to take the food that had been processed by Sandora, and was surprised to find that it actually tasted good: maybe this food with no cooking process at all was the only thing that Sandora made that couldn't be eaten without death.
"Why are you here too?" I glanced at Isanna, who was grilling the fish, and the other party's tail was inconvenient to move on the beach, so she could only jump around, and she had buried herself in a pit half a meter deep.
"When the army is on vacation, I went back to Azeroth to visit my family, I haven't felt the sea of my hometown for a long time, and the water of Fairy Lake is comfortable but too little salt, and I am a saltwater fish...... Yes! Your Majesty, the fish is still alive! ”
"Use the fire, use the fire!" Shallow suddenly rushed from the direction of the beach, holding a large number of strange things in his hand, and when I ran closer, I saw that it was a pile of cups, plates and dishes made of black unknown things (suspected), mixed with sand, and shallow grabbed an irregular disc and sent it to the campfire that Sandora used to grill fish, not afraid of fire at all, and then grabbed the disc with his hand and roasted it in the fire.
"What are you doing?" Sandora wondered.
"Making deep-sea clay porcelain, I suddenly remembered it, it should be quite interesting." With an excited face, she poured dishes into the fire, and if it weren't for the fear that the swimsuit would burn, she might have jumped into it: the swimsuit was made of ordinary materials.
I watched from the side and came to two conclusions, first, this is a typical shallow whim, and second, this girl seems to have developed a little more, and there are ditches this year - this is the strength of love?
"How long do you take to bake like this?" Sandora and her shallow IQ suddenly came to a line, and squatted down with her to discuss, "And the firepower is not enough." ”
"It's okay, I have time." With an excited face, I threw all the strange things made of deep-sea cement into the fire, and then my face suddenly turned whole, and I saw that the large bonfire with a radius of about ten meters, mixed with fuel oil, and it was not necessarily possible to burn for two days and two nights, and suddenly turned into ashes.
There were many strange black porcelain bowls left in the ashes, and Ishana was stunned by a few bamboo skewers with only half of them left, and the fish on them had long since been burned.
Of course, the shallow black porcelain bowl is a success, not to mention solidifying, and the sand inside is all fired into glaze! This girl burned these things in her own timeline for two whole days and two nights!
"My grilled fish ......," Ishana cried to me as she held up an empty bamboo skewer without tears, "and I haven't eaten a bite." Sandora waved her hand: "It's okay, I can eat it raw." ”
Ishana thought for a moment, "Yes, I live in the water, and I usually eat it raw. ”
I hurriedly pulled the shallow away, and after a while, it should be a river of blood here, and my psychological quality may not be able to withstand it. When she walked away, she didn't forget to take her big black baby, she insisted on eating with that thing, well, this girl's mobility is already superb.
Watching shallow bury those steaming so-called ceramic things in the sand to cool down, I looked up in the direction of the beach, the little ones were having fun there, I had to keep an eye out for people running around, but as soon as I raised my eyes, I saw that the young berries were screaming and rushing towards this side, and in the blink of an eye, the little girl who was less than a meter tall was hanging on her arm: "Uncle Uncle!" Mercury lamps are uncomfortable! Go check it out! ”
As soon as I heard this, I pulled my legs and ran to the place where the puppets were staying.
Mercury Lantern and her sisters have been accustomed to being together, even when they come out to play, it is a group of puppet girls who make up a bunch of fights, when I went over, I found that all the rose girls were present, all of them were full of nervousness, and Mercury Lantern was struggling to twist his body and scratch his back, jumping around with an impatient face, seeing me running over in a hurry, the little puppet suddenly stopped with an embarrassed face and stood in front of me, but he still couldn't help but twist around.
"What's going on?" I picked up the 92.3cm and asked, fiddling back and forth.
"It's tickling, it doesn't work to scratch it," the corners of Mercury Lamp's mouth twitched, and he turned his head away with a red face, "Don't laugh!" Don't look at it! Otherwise, I'll call you a pervert in the future! ”
- Today is the first time that Mercury Lantern wears a swimsuit - although it is a school swimsuit that only elementary school students wear, this girl is still unswervingly shy.
"Hey! Don't move! You fool who does things to dolls! I won't let you sleep in my arms in the future! ”
I completely ignored the strange water chairman who had been raised by myself, and just poked a small hole in the other party's back: "You have sand in the keyhole." ”
Everyone: "......"
Turning the mercury lamp over, there is a winding keyhole behind the little girl, usually this thing has always been regarded by me as a cute spot on her body - this girl writhes around when she uses the key to wind the little lamp - but this time, it seems to have become a huge trouble. I rubbed a cotton swab dipped in water in the keyhole for a long time, and finally got a few small stones from the innermost, and then put the little doll on the ground, and the other party immediately regained her radiance, but she still unswervingly pounced on it with her teeth and claws and tried to bite people: "You idiot!" You ignorant fool! It's so rude! ”
"Come here, lift your shirts, Hipberry! Turn around and flip back! Cui Xingshi, it's useless to stare, unless you obediently go back to the house and stay, Cangxing Shi, you hold her, it's really red...... Black tea can't change the fact that you need to be wound, and if you don't obey, I'll seal it for you with glass glue! With a mercury lamp hanging on my arm, I scolded a group of rose girls, then took out a waterproof band-aid and began to put it on them one by one, "Don't go to the deep water, I always feel that your ball joints are not safe, and Luo Zhen didn't have the sealing ring technique in that era!" ”
After finally dealing with these strange rose girls, I went around in a circle to see what everyone was doing, and it turned out that those strange guys were really more noisy than the other:
Lilina competed in a swim with the little bubbles, but the latter didn't know what it meant to swim, and the end result was a silly little bubble that sinked to the bottom of the sea and ran wildly on the seabed - and then at least twenty tons of seafood and a huge wave that almost caught up with the tsunami, and we gave Sandora a better meal with the sea shield. Later, Lin went into the water with strange strength to carry the little bubble up, and the girl had already drilled a hole in the seabed for half a kilometer, and she stupidly thought that "Sister Lilina" was swimming in front.
Pandora and Viska were piling up sand sculptures at the end of a promontory far away, and they sent two thousand soldiers to collect sea sand from the entire island of Queldanus and the continental shelf, planning to replicate Silvermoon City in equal proportions, and I was stressed to think of the ice castle that was still in the shallow personal space.
Xiao Qijing was dragged out of the spiritual world by her mother (Alayah), the former was the first time she saw the sea, and she couldn't help herself with excitement, and then she was discovered by the real red, and the latter invited the young sister to play with the sandcastle. The Sandcastle of the Rose Maiden is much smaller than that of the Pandora sisters, but it is particularly childlike, and it is worth mentioning that the sandcastle made of mercury lamps is the closest to her declared goal: she made more than twenty yurts.
Alayah, along with her sister, is in charge of watching the children......
After lying under the umbrella for more than an hour, Ilson finally felt bored, he dug a large pit at least a meter deep on the beach, jumped into it, beckoned Kenseh to bury him, saying that he wanted to enjoy the so-called sand bath What it was like, Kenser was also a real person, a quicksand technique was done, but after burying it, how did we look at it and feel like a grave bag, Ilson's head suddenly emerged from the grave bag, looking like a performance artist, In just ten minutes, four or five blood elf children were scared to tears, and this kind of performance was not seen in the world of Azeroth - after many parents complained, Monina couldn't bear to give Ilson another quicksand spell, this time it was really a gravebag.
I walked up and down the beach with my arms dangled, and I didn't really want to do anything, but leisurely watching this group of happy guys make two is actually a kind of entertainment in itself, and another kind of entertainment is watching the swimsuits of this group of girls that are rarely seen on weekdays...... Needless to say, a group of rose girls have changed into campus swimsuits, this is a spectacle, I have the heart to take pictures and put them on the forum, but I always feel that this is a loss: it is like my father seeing his daughter's swimming photos leaked, and in addition to Yiersen's golden armor, the protoss slivers are also cool and cool in the locals, Monina is wearing a sexy black tight swimsuit with feather decorations, and Lin, the girl who is always the girl, wears a golden scale-patterned ...... Well, their clothes won't be changed with their feathers and scales just to save trouble, right?
I started looking around for Bing Tees, because I was curious about what a real blast x would look like when he put on a swimsuit, there was nothing obscene about this idea, I was just curious......
"You just want to see the concubine half-naked?"
Suddenly, someone tapped me on the shoulder from behind, and the words that followed made people sweat instantly, and I said in my heart that this rascal really knew himself, and then turned his head, but was disappointed to find that the other party was still wearing the black evening dress that never changed with the environment. What, can you remove the word "disappointed" from the sentence just now?
"The concubine is actually a very conservative person," Bing Teis looked amazing, "Of course, the main reason is that I am afraid of breaking the hearts of these little girls......"
"Didn't you find the right size, and you broke two sets of my clothes," Sandora walked over from the other side, and swept Bingtis's chest with a subtle look, "You can't even wear mine, and you don't know how to prepare clothes in advance, you deserve it." By the way, Ah Jun, did you see Anvina? ”
"Anvina?" I looked around and wondered, "Well, where did that guy go?" ”
I searched around the beach with Bingdes and Sandora but didn't find Anvina, and the timid ghost maid seemed to disappear as soon as she arrived, but at first everyone was busy settling in the house with a bunch of strange girls, so they didn't notice. It's not easy to bring that girl over, Anvena is notoriously afraid of strangers and unfamiliar environments, and this time it's also because it's the Azeroth World Realm, which is her own hometown, that she can barely drag the ghost maid over semi-forcefully, why is it that she disappeared as soon as she came here?
"Maybe I found a stranger on the beach other than my family, and I was scared to come out."
Bingtis said as he looked around with me, "This beach is not a private property, and although there are few tourists, there are still some Salvation Army family members stationed in the area who are resting here, and it may be this stranger who scared Anvina.
I nodded and looked into the distance, then suddenly mused, "Now, are there crows on the beach?" ”
Puzzled, I pointed to a large black bird hovering over the sea in the distance: "There's a crow ...... there."
Sandora: "Well, it seems that this is the ghost girl's biggest compromise, she hypnotized herself into a bird. ”
Bubbles jumped out of nowhere, pointing to the sea with an excited face: "Eh, sea crow, sea crow!" ”
Me: "......" I have every reason to believe that this girl is talking about sea crows is not just three words.
After the sun went down, a huge bonfire was held on the beach, led by shallow, and the considerable movement attracted many people, including the locals of Quelldanus Island and the nearby fishermen - although the island was mostly a military district, there were also residents, who largely relied on the local Salvation Army base to gather, including the families of soldiers and the ubiquitous goblin merchants, and the bonfire quickly expanded from a large fire to almost uncontrollable, with "the whole family of the Imperial Leader personally leading the celebration" This gimmick was beaten out by that group of strange goblin merchants after the stimulant effect was more violent than chicken blood, it is said that there are even fierce people who swim from the nearby island to participate in the party, under normal circumstances this is not in line with military regulations, but today the situation is special, Asa personally spoke, allowing the non-martial law area of the island to be open to anyone, so after the bonfire burns, standing on the promontory of Queldanus you can see a group of swarm of slick seal heads emerging from the waves, As soon as the waves hit the shore, they began to walk upright, a scene that looked like a species evolving in the middle of a fast release – it was the druids who swam in the form of seals......
In fact, shallow just likes to be lively, I guess this girl is just as happy to throw her in the vegetable market, a bonfire party and a weekend sale shopping for her is a concept.
The bonfires on Quell Danus Beach at night are continuous, and all kinds of upright walking creatures are dancing the folk dance of their own race under the light of the firelight, which is a complete dance of demons......
Thirty minutes ago, I had been in a dance troupe of Naga girls, and I was curious if the mermaids were dancing as well as singing, but I looked at Isanna bouncing around behind me, and didn't have time to stop her. This group of merfolk who could only jump forward when they came ashore and were completely different from the Naga known on the earth, and even danced with the races that walked upright on the ground, did they want to see who could be the first to dig a pit and bury themselves?
By now, he should have buried himself.
The Rose Maidens, led by Mercury Lamp and True Red, are also gone, and they can only occasionally be seen through the campfire, and the puppet girls have finally found a suitable playmate: a group of dwarf children.
Pandora and Viska mingled with them in a disrespectful manner, standing on the high ground and scolding Fang Xuan.
Even Sandora, who can always maintain her majesty in front of outsiders, has gone to the point where she eats and drinks with people at this time, and there are a lot of strange foods in Azeroth, and it is difficult to say whether the original purpose of Her Majesty's majesty when she agreed to travel to the otherworldly world was to eat. Miss Lin drank some wine just now, and now she is obviously a little excited, and she is pulling everyone passing by to look at the palmistry, she dragged an unlucky egg with a red face, and said dizzily: "Look at your palm prints...... Hiccup, too deep...... Hiccup, the fate is bumpy, and some places are deep and transparent, this is ...... Hiccup......"
The skeleton man who was pulled by Lin Xue glanced at this side for help......
"Okay, okay, don't you like to drink, why do you have convulsions today." I hurriedly picked up Lin Xue and put it in my arms, and nodded apologetically to the skeleton that had been palmistry for a long time and was diagnosed as having a blood light disaster, and the eldest lady was uneasy in her arms, pinching it for a while, biting it for a while, and a hook for a while to split the wind and palm Wing Chun - anyway, she was drunk?!
"Miss Ben is in a good mood...... Lin Xue muttered, "because I like you...... I'll show you palmistry - well, the life character is very hard, flamboyant temperament, when I was a child, I was disciplined and had a rebellious mentality, before puberty, I smashed the glass of every teacher in the school, found someone to fight and won nine out of ten, after being admitted to the civil service, I was famous for collecting protection money, and then capsized in the gutter once, fortunately, with the help of nobles, I currently have a goddaughter......"
The eldest lady grabbed Bing Tis's hand and looked at it for a long time, the latter's face was very complicated, and then she turned her head and muttered to me: "The concubine swears that this little girl is not drunk at all." Do you want to bet or not? ”
"I'm more sure than you, or you bet that she's drunk, and I bet she's not drunk."
Then I cut each other with the female rascal.
I know that Lin Xue's awkward personality makes her always seem not frank enough, so that sometimes she can only use various headaches to express her heart, such as pretending to be crazy and stupid and biting more than 20 Rolex on me, but this kind of character has always been her cutest side, anyway, I like it very much, at this time, holding the dizzy eldest lady, a wonderful sense of satisfaction haunts my heart, and the strong girl who is always arrogant suddenly softens is particularly lovely. I lowered my head and kissed the corner of this girl's mouth lightly, and I saw that the other party's face was visibly red - let you pretend to be drunk!
"Hey, hey, hey, it's almost enough, showing affection is going to be burned at the stake, and you can also take care of a tens of million-year-old resentful woman next to you." Bingtis's voice came from the side, and I couldn't help but roll my eyes: This thing dares to describe itself as a deep resentful woman, is it planning to destroy the world?
"See, the little ones are very happy."
Bing Tis leaned back against a large rock, looking at the aborigines of the various races dancing in the distance, her tone was relaxed, she was occasionally used to calling any mortal creature in front of her "little guy", of course, she also had this qualification, whenever she said this, it showed that the current mood of this female hooligan was excellent, "because they are all very secure." ”
"A sense of security? How do you sum it up? ”
"There is no need to summarize, don't forget that the life experience of the concubine is here, and whether mortals have a sense of security is almost a matter of distraction. It can be seen that these little ones are happy here, not because of the abundance of life, nor because of a mere celebration, but a living environment that can give them complete peace of mind, which is a sense of security. This sense of security is due to you, do you feel about it? ”
“…… It's a lot of pressure. Anyway, I'm here to relieve stress, why do you always come to stress me in life when everyone is happy? I casually complained that Bing Teis seems to have such a problem, he can always suddenly become serious in the most serious place, and then use the life experience that can crush people to death with a little scum to give me a bunch of big truths or life guides, which makes people frequently stressed.
"You have to be a little stressed, or your character is easy to eat and wait for death, Father God said, the inertia of void creatures, the procrastination of every void creature is particularly serious, and the concubine is afraid that you will be the same," Bing Teis squeezed his eyes with me, and then his face suddenly fell, "Of course, the more important reason is that it is time for the concubine to go on the expedition."
"The Divine Realm continues to send expeditionary forces to the depths of the void, and every battle sequence periodically rushes to the battlefield, and it's almost time for the concubine to prepare and participate in the expedition."
(Na, didn't you scare it...... )