The rogue goddess Bingtis, such a strange thing, what kind of existence is it in the first family?

It's a bit hard to say, just like a lot of people who mix with our family all day long, no one can tell how this female hooligan became a near-fixed tenant or even half of the owner of the family with peace of mind, my sister and I are the kind of character that can be particularly tolerant, and the family members who added in later basically took us as the core, and unswervingly implemented the way of being a guest who lacks heart and lungs, which led to the members of the first family always expanding in an almost elegant way, The scope is becoming more and more ambiguous, and in all fairness, there are only a few people who can be called the mistress and the head of the house in this house, and at best, a small group of them, including Pandora, but in fact, in my sister and I, as long as we live in a big house and fight all day long, we can count ourselves as our own family members—including the ghost maid who will cry wolf in the living room at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, and the fox dog who has only moved in in the last few months and is always used as a shoeshine mat.

Bingtis and the five members of the Protoss Sliver Strip led by her are special envoys of the divine realm to the capital of the empire, and the other identities are Sandora's veteran friends and Jingle Bell's stupid subordinates, but they have been in their own homes for so long in such a grand manner, I even think they are my own family, Monina is a sister who likes to cook and is a little willful, Ilson is a buddy who owes a bunch of bags, and Kenser belongs to the kind of elders who are old-fashioned. Lin is a timid sister who is always bullied by her brother and sister but is cared for by everyone, and as for Bingtis, she should be regarded as a tasteless eldest sister, or the best friend who can almost be regarded as a family member - this is the strange position of the Protoss Sliver Five in our family.

Of course, the above can only be regarded as one's own feelings, and cannot really be linked to age. It's not interesting for you to talk about age with these immortal and immortal creatures of the Protoss, and any of them who can walk upright is basically older than the first coelenterate on Earth. Including Lin, who was bullied like a sister by me......

Because I have been treated as a family member. So when Bing Teis suddenly said that he was going to go on the expedition, I didn't react for a while, and when I did, I couldn't accept it a little - of course. I knew that this should be a normal thing for her, but she just didn't feel very comfortable. At this time, I can probably imagine that every time I go on an expedition, the mercury lamp and the son always have an awkward quarrel for what to do, considering the time concept of the Protoss, I really don't know how many years the Ice Sect plans to go on this expedition...... Even if his family has now jumped into the circle of immortality. I'm not sure I'll be able to adapt to this kind of life where a random "come back later" jumps for hundreds of years at once.

"You know it. The Divine Realm has been sending expeditionary forces to all parts of the Void, and several members of the Protoss form a battle group, one battle group leads hundreds of high-level divine servants, and several battle groups form a battle sequence, with the battle sequence as a unit, we take turns to embark on the expedition. Endlessly pounding the abyssal defenses anywhere in the entire Void," Bingtis said. "Actually, if you really want to talk about the history of war, the history of your empire is not comparable to that of the Protoss, and even the father himself is almost unable to remember the time when we died with the abyss. According to the expedition timetable obtained not long ago, the concubine has been incorporated into the expeditionary force and served as the supreme commander of a battle sequence, well, that is, leading a group of younger brothers to smash people's fields, this concubine is familiar with the road, in fact, this task is quite boring, and it is always better to lead a group of old hooligans out of the hall to kick the hall, but the regulations are such a rule, and the powerful high-level gods have the obligation to lead ordinary gods and abysses to fight, in order to quickly train qualified soldiers. ”

After thinking about it, the interest was a little low: "Sometimes I don't think you are like a god, although you have the authority to manage the world, but look at what you do, repair houses, collect rent, accept customer complaints, and have to fight with the evil forces of the trespassing community at any time. ”

"No way, we're gods

Bingtis said probably the most philosophical sentence I have ever met, "Mortals always pray to their Lord when they can't get along, so who will save God?" ”

Suddenly slapped speechless by the oncoming cruel religious truth, my heart said that the tens of millions of years of life experience of this guy in front of me is really not blown, and for the first time I saw a fierce man who was squatting on a stone with a toothpick in his mouth and could say a word complaining about his work in the style of Socrates.

"God is the hardest work in the void, there is no one," Bingdis almost crushed the toothpick in his mouth, "because we don't have another higher idol to pray for or fantasize, and the first thing every god needs to learn is this: you are the last mountain, and when everything rests on you, the only thing you can do is not to fall down." This sentence is written in every textbook in the divine realm, so that we can realize from the beginning of literacy that all our missions cannot be abandoned. So no matter how slippery the gods are, they will never make mistakes within their own scope of responsibility, even if it is that messy and strange little Tinker Bell, there is also a work experience that has been sleepless because of a wrong parameter of the world realm tree, of course, you most of you don't know the way. ”

…… I don't know anything about it.

"God, the final sect is the first article, never shirk your responsibility," Bing Tis suddenly stood up, facing the bonfire in the distance, his face was glowing with a strange look, his long silver-white hair flew in the sea breeze, and the moonlight reflected a silver glow, and the ruffian female hooligan was finally as holy as a goddess at this moment, "After all, we have no room to shirk, who made us gods." This is also for the sake of why the gods regard the Apostle of Hilin as the best friend, because you are the only ones who only talk about God when you curse......"

"The Apostle of Hiling in the old imperial era still curses?" I said embarrassedly.

"What do you think? They also have tempers. ”

"And when are you leaving?" I looked at Bing Tis, who was radiant in the night like a moonlight goddess, and said in a depressed mood, after all, this is my best friend, and suddenly said that I was leaving, and my heart was not down.

"Soon, the military order is like a mountain." Bingtis sighed softly and looked up at the moon. "Probably more than 2,000 years from now."

……

This moment. I was stupid, stupid like the big rocks full of pits and valleys around me, and in the sea breeze, I began to look back and forth at the whites of my three-quarter eyes at this female rascal, who still looked melancholy and looked like a moonlight goddess. I was thinking about how I would be able to beat her - let me tell you this, if I couldn't beat her. At this time, I had already turned my face!

You shouldn't have talked to this guy about the time scale in the first place!

"Damn, let me be depressed for a long time, do you know no."

Squatting on the reef, he said angrily. Bingtis looked at me in surprise: "Huh? Are you still depressed? It seems that the concubine didn't treat you as a buddy in vain. That's righteous! But isn't this worth being melancholy? Two thousand years! There are two thousand years of concubines who are about to live an exciting life of beating people's brains out on the front line, don't you think this is a particularly cruel thing for a girl who is like a flower? Two thousand years have passed in the blink of an eye! ”

"Then you're really slow enough to blink."

Glancing at Bingdis unceremoniously, he turned his head and walked to the biggest bonfire to prepare to accompany his daughters, and now that there was a miasma of smoke over there, it was optimistic that the group of Naga might have finally jumped and buried themselves in it......

It seems that these guys at home have really been suppressed for too long. For an otaku who is sullen by nature, it may not be a big deal, but for a family where 80% of the members are seriously overactive. It is simply an unimaginable disaster not to visit the mountains and rivers for half a year, especially shallow. It is very likely that she inherited the genetics from her father from archaeologists, and her favorite thing to do is to run around like crazy, except that she and her father are almost carved out of the same mold except that they do not dig people's ancestral graves. So today finally had the opportunity to come out and have fun, she was very energetic, the bonfire party tossed until more than 11 o'clock at night, and the fireworks were set off with great interest after the end......

The fireworks on Queldanus Island can overshadow a fireworks show anywhere on Earth, with the clearest night skies, the most pleasant sea breezes on this island, and most importantly the most powerful mages and one of the most imaginative commanders around us.

When Asa put all the ordinary fireworks she brought from the earth into the sky at once, the mages and druids from Silvermoon City and the Salvation Army base were aroused with enthusiasm, and a certain more innovative giant magician first shot an exploding fireball into the sky, and then others followed suit, and all kinds of bizarre magic missiles began to shoot into the sky one after another, and I once again saw from these innovative Salvation Army soldiers that magic can still be used in this way, those arcane missiles that are fired by clusters, Exploding fireballs, patterned chains of lightning, and even a phoenix soaring through the sky with a brilliant arcane light, all render the night of Queldanus like an abstract painting of Van Gogh, and apart from a few mages who threw ice arrows into the sky and were beaten to the ground, the fireworks show was almost perfect.

Of course, there are also people who are unhappy with the fireworks, such as Pandora and Viska, who are not allowed to throw anything into the sky after several successive attempts to secretly set up anti-aircraft guns in the corner.

It was originally just an ordinary seaside vacation, but it was hyped up by this young girl with special talent into a grand event on Queldanus Island, as if a carnival broke out without warning. In the second month of autumn, the tribes of Azeroth set off fireworks, barbecues and bonfires, respected mages took to the streets to perform magic sparks for the common people for free, and all beaches were lit with huge bonfires large enough to last the whole night to commemorate the day on Quelldanus Island. Things in the world are so wonderful, you can't imagine that some inconspicuous things for the sake of the world will eventually become a custom, and even the culture of the world, the origin of the Dragon Boat Festival is just a group of fishermen by the Miluo River, the firecrackers of the Spring Festival may just be a whimsical bear child on the day of the festival to throw a few pieces of bamboo into the fire - he may also blow up his hands, December 25 is Christmas, in fact, it is just to celebrate the birthday of the Son - then January 25 or the full moon of Jesus, why is no one celebrating?

In white, festivals and culture are just the whims of a group of people, and after the amplification of the butterfly effect and the polishing of time, they have become the restlessness of a group of people. Later, the inhabitants of the world of Azeroth researched the origin of the festival, and the Blood Elves insisted that since the first autumn fireworks took place on the island of Queldanas. Then this festival is undoubtedly carried forward by the blood elves. The trolls believe that the festival should be attributed to the first giant mage who threw a fireball into the sky that night, and the goblins took out a ledger of some years to list how much their clan had contributed financially that night, but later the naming rights of the festival still fell to the shallow hands. With a stroke of the pen, it was decided to make this day the Mid-Autumn Festival in Azeroth......

This is a catastrophe in the history of culture, as those who came from Azeroth have never been able to figure out who is right for the Mid-Autumn Festival on Earth or Azeroth. In their traditions, August 15 is like a hook......

Of course, that's all for later.

The next day of the family trip. As always, I lay on the beach in the sun with Ilson and Kense. Like three decadent retired old cadres, Ilson did not ask others to bury himself in the sand pit today, because last time he was buried by his sister with curses and quicksand for twelve hours, but he was still wearing his golden armor, which was probably already in his flesh, and the sun was shining, as bright as the sun at twelve o'clock at noon. Kense's body was not evenly tanned and he was looking for an angle next to Ilson, I don't know how such an old man with the same face as Zeus could do such a thing.

As for me. Try to stay away from these two second goods, who don't know how old they are, hide under the shade of the sun umbrella, and take care of the ghost maid lying on the sun chair.

Last night's fireworks finale was served by Avena - she was knocked down.

"Master, Anvena should take care of you as a maid, right......?"

The little maid on the sun chair said weakly, her face was full of frustration, yesterday she was playing more and more crazy, and the whole island of Queldanus was like a carnival after the end of the day, which made the ghost maid who was already afraid of life even more afraid to approach the ground, but she didn't dare to leave the island, so she could only turn into a crow hovering in the sky, and the result was ...... As a result, we actually set off fireworks, this is a disastrous moment, I still clearly remember the scene where Yakumo Blue, who was shaking the sand out of his tail, was smashed into the sand pit by a big crow falling from the sky, the little ghost is a spirit, but it was not injured, but the mental damage was more serious, and now it looks sluggish, Yakumo Blue is much more serious than her-

Looking back, the fox girl with nine tails had a huge pink ok on her head, her neck was still tilted to the left, and she was shaking her tail tremblingly, her head was biased because she had been mistaken by Anvena last night, and she was shaking her tail in the sand. The fox didn't seem to like the beach very much, because the sand from the sea breeze would always get under her fluff, and as a canine that had begun to walk upright, it was almost as disturbing as a mosquito bite on the soles of her feet.

"Master, did Anvina make it difficult for her master again?" Seeing that I didn't reply for a long time, the ghost maid couldn't help but ask cautiously, I knocked on the other party's head: "It's enough for you to have a good rest to let me worry, this time you let you come out is to relax, usually all the housework at home is done by you, you should take a vacation." Of course, next time I will find you a quieter vacation place, it seems that you really can't rest well in this environment. ”

Anvena happily said "um" and continued to count her hair on the sun chair, while I quietly sneaked into Yakumo Blue with a wicked smile and reached out to rub her ears: this fox is actually very timid, and if it suddenly attacks its ears, all the hairs on its tail will explode, which is very fun.

"Please don't do such a graceless thing, Lord Chen Jun, the fox's six senses are very keen," the blue fox's ears shook slightly, and then cocked a tail and patted my leg lightly, "In addition, I can already tell that you are approaching by listening to the footsteps now, please don't make such jokes in the future, if you want to touch your ears, you can bring it up directly......"

I thought for a while: "It's because I'm often shoe polished that I developed this skill?" ”

The fox girl's ears instantly erected, and then the nine tails began to take turns pumping my feet like Hot Wheels, and suddenly the dust flew up: Is this guy so bold?

At that moment, I was angry and angry, and I grabbed a tail that was passing in front of me and began to pluck the hair down, and Lan suddenly turned over and pounced on him with a "whoop", and his mouth purred like an angry puppy, and then a man and a fox dog got together - it was supposed to be like this.

But in fact, as soon as I grabbed the other party's tail, the eldest lady appeared in front of me in a space flash, and kicked over: "Okay, I actually sexually harassed a fox here!" ”

Yakumo Blue was instantly killed, and he drooped his head and basked in the sun.

"What's wrong?" I glanced at Lin Xue, and then sighed, "I guess, the Fallen Apostles attacked in a big way, an abyss appeared in a certain world, or a serial explosion occurred at a base in Shadow City...... I said it must happen, and your prophecy will definitely be invalid when mixed with your ability to cause trouble. ”

After getting along for such a long time, I have a very deep understanding of Lin Xue, and this girl basically can't hide her thoughts in front of me, her face is not innocent, how to say it, it is really a troublesome aggregate.

"You can't say a good word," the eldest lady kicked me lightly, "There is no problem within our territory, the problem is in the camp of the Fallen Apostles, which does not contradict my prophecy - there is good news now, reliable news from the third intelligence core, something has gone wrong within the Fallen Apostles." ”