On the outskirts of Rock City on the planet Solomy, an ugly fighter plane shaped like a huge bat is flying straight into the city. The wings on both sides of this fighter are almost flush with the nose, the fuselage is huge and thick, with a turbojet engine on each side in the middle, and the slender tail twin fuselage is connected to an inverted V-shaped twin tail, and on the inverted triangle wings, painted with two large red crosses. This is one of the most equipped logistics warplanes in the federal army - a medical transport aircraft. The inside of the thick fuselage of the medical transport aircraft is divided into two layers, the lower belly can be used to load a large number of soldiers' weapons and equipment, and the dozens of cabins on the upper floor can be used as temporary field medical stations to rescue wounded soldiers on the battlefield.

The medical transport aircraft can undertake both tactical transport tasks and battlefield rescue missions, and is a relatively important logistics fighter of the federal army. However, the medical transport plane to Rock City did not have the logo of the federal army on its body, and it was able to fly freely in the deep rear of the rebels, and there were no escort fighters, which only showed that the fighter itself was a member of the rebels.

At this time, in a cabin of the transport plane, Hao Yi, who was wearing a federal army uniform, was lying bored on a hospital bed, holding his head in his hands and crossing Erlang's legs, humming the iconic children's song that was extremely ugly in his mouth, "I'm a little duck, babbling, humming, humming, hey......" Before being thrown onto this plane by the rebels, his broken holographic helmet and a single light armor had already been stripped away by the rebels, and even the military registration card that could show his identity was confiscated.

In the bed next to Haoyi, Hu Erfat, who was wrapped in white bandages like a white fat spider, was squinting his eyes and purring the sound of snoring, as if accompaniment to Haoyi's children's songs, mixed into a maddening "music" echoing in this cabin. On the bed on the other side of Haoyi, there was Zhao Jiakun who was closing his eyes and recuperating, although his brows were furrowed, but Zhao Jiakun was not worried by the "music" of Haoyi and the others. At this moment, he was thinking about how to escape from the rebels.

At the doorway to the cabin, a rebel Marine with an electromagnetic spike gun in his hand was staring at Hu Erfat, who was humming a nursery rhyme in his mouth and blowing bubbles in his nostrils. Although the Marine was wearing a holographic helmet that was integrated with the armor, and the expression on his face at the moment could not be seen clearly, his heavy armor was trembling slightly at this moment, as if to tell others that the poor Marine was enduring great pain.

"Hey, hey, Chubby wants to buy a house, Chubby wants to buy a field, Chubby owes me 3,000 yuan, and I haven't paid it back yet! Roll back, roll back, splash paint if you don't pay it back! Roar, hey, hey......" Haoyi hummed the ugly children's song countless times, and finally changed to another unknown song with a slightly faster tempo. However, the sound is still gray and quite unpleasant.

"Da Da Da!" Suddenly, the spike gun in the Marine's hand rang out rapidly, and a string of spike bullets grazed above Hao Yi and the two, plunging headlong into the bulkhead, and a series of small but rapid explosions rang out with a bang. Then, the red siren light in the cabin sounded miserably.

"! Can you fucking shut up Lao Tzu! The gunfire stopped, and amid the terrible siren, the Marine jumped to his feet and roared.

"Uh......" Frightened by this sudden movement, Hao Yi tilted his head and stared curiously at the rebel Marine with innocent eyes, and finally stopped the five-tone incompleteness of the life-threatening song as he wished.

"Brother Hao, what's wrong? Is it time to eat? The explosion of the spike warhead inside the bulkhead also woke up Hu Erpang, who was sleeping, only to see him blink his big mouth that was still saliva remaining, wipe the snot that was about to drip down, stretch lazily, and ask Haoyi in puzzlement.

"Shut up!" This time, it was Hao Yi and the marines who scolded Hu Erpang together, which made Hu Erpang look at Hao Yi with faint eyes, like an innocent child.

"Buzz!" The automatic door of the bulkhead suddenly opened, and two loaded marines rushed in, one of whom nervously asked the marine who was watching Haoyi, "Eden, what's the matter?" ”

"It's okay! Damn, it's one of these two dog days singing some kind of messy children's songs, and the other snoring is about to catch up with the laser cannon. Damn, I'm going crazy with them! The marine who was guarding Hao Yi first took a few breaths, and then pointed at Hao Yi and the two scolded.

After listening to what the Marine named Eden said, the two rebels were stunned for a moment, and then there was a burst of laughter from the loudspeaker on the Marine mech's outlet, and one of the rebels bent over with laughter, almost losing the nail gun in his hand. Another rebel patted Eden on the shoulder with some schadenfreude, and said with a smile: "Eden, you now understand that Weishenme and we don't want to come to detain these three guys!" The three fellows, especially the one who was as thin as a yellow-faced monkey, hummed a gibberish song from the time we were captured to the time they were thrown onto the transport plane, and the brothers were on the verge of breaking down. ”

"Hey, brother, don't be so insulting! In other words, the song I sing is a little ugly, but no matter how I say it, I am dedicating my voice to everyone for free. Now just a little interstellar singer singing, which one doesn't charge you sky-high tickets? Hey, I really don't know how to be good! Hearing the conversation of the three rebels, Hao Yi suddenly sat up straight, defended himself seriously, and at the end he pretended to sigh that people's hearts were not ancient and the world was cold.

"Fuck, no, I'm going to ask the captain for a change of guard!" Eden glared at Haoyi with some disgust, and then yelled at the two rebels.

"An-la! Eden, you'd better stay here! Haha, let's go, let's withdraw! One of the rebels stopped Eden, who was about to rush out, patted him on the shoulder, and then beckoned to the other rebel, and before Eden could react, the two of them swooped out of the automatic door like wild dogs off the leash.

In the "uh......" room, Haoyi and the rebel named Eden were speechless.

"Damn, stay quiet for Lao Tzu, if you dare to make noise again, Lao Tzu will collapse your son first!" After a long time, Eden came back to his senses, glared at Haoyi hatefully through the holographic helmet, and gestured to the spike gun in his hand and threatened.

"Uh, isn't that just improvisation? As for this way to stifle the interstellar singer who thought he was about to become famous? Haoyi pursed his lips dissatisfiedly and muttered.

"What nonsense! Stay well for Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu will come when he goes! Eden roared with black lines all over his head, and was about to go out, when he suddenly turned around and warned Haoyi and the others: "Now the plane is at an altitude of five thousand meters, even if you want to escape, you will fall to pieces without wings." So stay honestly for me! With that, Eden fled the chamber without looking back.

"Cut!" Haoyi raised his middle finger at Eden's back with disdain, and when he turned around, he saw Zhao Jiakun staring at him in a daze. "Uh, what's wrong with Lao Zhao? You're not going to be scareless by these kittens and puppies, are you? Hao Yi scratched the back of his head, waved his hand and asked back and forth in front of Zhao Jiakun's eyes.

"Don't make trouble Haoyi, shouldn't we think of a way to get out of this gap!" Zhao Jiakun slapped Haoyi's hand away and said with a frown.

"Get out?" Haoyi's eyes widened, and he looked at Zhao Jiakun with some incredulity and reminded: "Didn't you listen to what the fat pig said just now, now the plane is in the sky, unless the three of us have become flying birdmen!" ”

"Then we have to take advantage of the current time to discuss a way! Are you two willing to be thrown into a rebel prisoner of war camp? I've heard about the rebel prisoner of war camp, it's not a place for people! ”

"Uh, well, you make me think about it!" Seeing Zhao Jiakun's serious appearance, Hao Yi finally nodded seriously, put away his hanging, frowned and pondered.

"Even if you can fly, you can't fly hungry." Hu Erpang pulled the bandage that wrapped himself like a fat spider twice, rubbed his back that was still painful, muttered a little, and then turned his head back and began to fall asleep. For him, even if the sky falls, it can't stop him from eating, drinking, and sleeping.

"There it is!" Hu Erpang's snoring sounded just a minute later, Hao Yi suddenly slapped his head, shouted excitedly, looked back and saw Hu Erpang who had fallen into a coma, so angry that he jumped over, twisted Hu Erpang's ears and shouted: "You foodie, don't sleep, get up quickly!" Brother Hao has something to explain! ”

In the sound of Hu Erpang's grinning teeth in pain, Haoyi called Zhao Jiakun and whispered in the ears of the two for a while.

"Haoyi, can it work?" Listening to Hao Yi's eyebrows and dance, Zhao Jiakun frowned and worried.

"Allah Lao Zhao!" Hu Erpang pursed his lips, rubbed his waist, and said nonchalantly: "Brother Hao is here, don't say it's a hijacking!" It's a battlecruiser, and our brother Hao is also handy! ”

"You foodie, don't interrupt!" Hao Yi glared at Hu Erfat, and then said to Zhao Jiakun with a straight face: "Old Zhao, as long as you two cooperate with me to perform, I believe that this transport plane will soon be able to change its surname to Hao!" ”

"Good! However, it's better to be careful, it's really not possible, we'll wait for the plane to hit the ground and then figure out how to do it! Under Haoyi's persuasion, Zhao Jiakun finally nodded in agreement. After that, Zhao Jiakun asked Haoyi to say Jihua again, and carefully analyzed and studied several key places.

Moments later, the automatic door snapped open, and Eden, the rebel Marine from earlier, roared in with a spike.

"I'm X, Lao Zhao, you even counted this, you're too fucking accurate!" When he heard the movement of the automatic door opening, Hao Yi jumped on the bed all of a sudden, pretending to be shocked and shouted.

"Calm, calm! Isn't this all a small CASE! Zhao Jiakun, who has never been smiling, actually pretended to be an old god stick at this time, squinted and waved his hand and said disdainfully.

"What the fuck are you guys fucking?!" Eden, who originally walked in with a gloomy face, suddenly saw the movement of Haoyi and the others, and the rifle in his hand hurriedly aimed at Haoyi and the others, and shouted a question.