Chapter 037: Haoyi-style flickering
Rebel Marine Iden Shicai went to his squad leader and expressed his dissatisfaction with Haoyi's three prisoners of war, asking the squad leader for permission to change positions. However, the team leader coaxed Eden back with a smile on the grounds that he was not manpowered. Shortly after Eden joined the Solomy Planet Local Garrison, the Miami Star District Governor's Office declared its secession from the federal autonomy, and Eden was then incorporated into a Marine Regiment of the 12th Corps of the Planet Solomy Local Garrison as a supplementary soldier.
When Haoyi and the three were just captured, it happened that Eden had just been added to the team. As a supplementary soldier, of course, he was inevitably bullied by the veterans in the team, and because of this, Eden was instructed by the veterans to take care of Haoyi and the three of them. After receiving Haoyi's "children's rhyme" that is comparable to a noise weapon, Eden's intestines are about to turn green.
When Eden first entered the door, he was full of depression and gloomy, and when he saw Hao Yi yelling there, he was naturally alert in his heart, and the muzzle of the black hole spear immediately aimed at Hao Yi and the three of them.
Hearing Eden's scolding, Haoyi pretended to have just found Eden coming in, and turned around with a surprised look on his face and said, "Ah, brother, are you back?" Hey, hey, great work! ”
"It's not close to Lao Tzu!" Eden roared angrily, and the laser on the muzzle of the gun moved to Haoyi's forehead, and said sharply: "What the hell are you doing?" ”
"Don't, don't! Dude, calm down! Looking at the red light flashing at the muzzle of the stabbing gun, Hao Yi was really a little weak in his heart, worried that this rebel brother would be excited, and if he shook his finger at the trigger, he would really be done. Listen to me, this brother is telling my fortune! Haoyi leaned against the head of the bed with one finger, and Zhao Jiakun, who pretended to be a great immortal, said: "Ya, he can calculate accurately!" ”
"Fortune telling?" Eden was stunned for a moment, and then scolded: "What!" What age is it now, and is there still a fortune telling business? ”
"Really, brother! Not only did this guy figure out where the three of us would be captured today, but he also figured out where we would be sent! Haoyi spat and flew, his eyebrows fluttering, and he hyped up the magic of "Great Immortal" Zhao Jiakun, "Are you going to send us to the prisoner of war camp in Rock City?" ”
"Uh...... Yes! Eden was stunned by Hao Yi, and the nail gun in his hand unconsciously lowered the muzzle, wondering how Hao Yi could know the destination of the transport plane, could it be that the guy who was leaning on the head of the bed, with a messy bandage around his waist, squinting his eyes and chanting words in his mouth, was really a fortune teller?
In fact, when Eden was looking for the squad leader's "theory", the radio in the cabin once broadcast a message "The machine will arrive in Rock City in twenty minutes!" ”
"That's it, you said this guy is not a god! He's even going to figure out what injuries the three of us will get today! Ay! Haoyi said as he tried to get closer to Eden.
“zhanzhu! One step further, beware of Lao Tzu's muzzle misfire! Eden was originally a little dizzy by Hao Yi, but suddenly saw Hao Yi walking towards him step by step, and suddenly there was a trace of vigilance in his heart, and the muzzle of the gun was raised again, and he shouted loudly.
"Don't get me wrong, brother!" Haoyi hurriedly waved his hand and tried to explain: "I won't tell you, I just found out that this guy has been a fortune teller for eight lifetimes!" I'm X, you say he's so godly! ”
"yes, yes. This guy actually calculated that my old Hu would hurt his waist today! Ouch, he's really counted! Hu Erfat, who was wrapped in bandages like a fat white spider, hurriedly coaxed and flickered on the side, touching his waist and snorting.
"Is there really such a god?" Eden, who was already a little honest, was fooled by the three of Haoyi singing and performing, and he seemed to be a little brainless, and asked with wide eyes and stunned.
"This great immortal still has a hexagram today, if you want to tell fortunes, come quickly! Expire without waiting! Zhao Jiakun, the "Great Immortal" who had been squinting, snorted at the right time and said, "If you don't come again, this Great Immortal will rest!" ”
"Brother, why don't you try it too! It really works! Haoyi hurriedly blinked his eyes and stepped forward to encourage.
"Try?" With the efforts of Haoyi and the three of them, Eden began to feel a little moved, as if he was asking Haoyi and hesitating to himself.
"Try it!" Haoyi's eyes rolled, and he struck while the iron was hot: "Don't worry, brother! Like you said, how could the three of us take this opportunity to escape? Even a fall will break us into meatloaf, right? ”
"That's right!" Haoyi's words finally dispelled Eden's concerns.
"That's it! The journey is long, and it is right to be regarded as a pastime! Seeing that Eden had successfully taken the bait, Hao Yi breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and hurriedly stammered with a sneer.
"Okay, then try! You two sit down honestly! Eden nodded, forgetting Fang Cai's depression for a while, and gestured to the spike gun in his hand to threaten Hao Yi and Hu Erfat, and then ordered Zhao Jiakun arrogantly: "Hey, who is that!" Come and tell Uncle Ben a hexagram! ”
"Didn't you see that Ben Daxian was seriously injured and had difficulty moving?" Zhao Jiakun raised his eyebrows and smiled contemptuously.
"Uh......" Eden was stunned, obviously not expecting this captive to put on such a big shelf.
"Brother! You can't be disrespectful to the great immortal, he is now possessed by a god, if you are disrespectful to him, then the fortune telling will not work! Haoyi hurriedly approached, pretending to be quite respectful, and whispered to Eden.
"Okay!" Eden hesitated, nodded reluctantly, and walked to Zhao Jiakun's bed.
"You want to tell a fortune?" Zhao Jiakun looked like an old god, squinted at Eden in front of him, and said coldly: "Open the mask and take off the armor on your hands, otherwise, you can't see your face and palm prints clearly, and this great immortal will not be able to exert his magical powers!" To be honest, at the beginning, Zhao Jiakun was not very sure whether he could successfully fool this rebel. After seeing Hao Yi fool him into taking the bait in just a few words, Zhao Jiakun was also relieved, and he began to feel a little like entering the role of "Great Immortal".
"What?" Eden was a little surprised, and there was a trace of doubt in his heart.
"Uh, this, brother, this is the rule of fortune-telling in Daxian!" Haoyi heard Eden's surprised voice, hurriedly stepped forward and explained with a smile, turned around and said to Zhao Jiakun: "This, Daxian, why don't you manifest your spirit first, so that this brother can see your supernatural powers?" ”
"Okay!" Zhao Jiakun pretended to be embarrassed, pinched his fingers and frowned for a moment, raised his head slightly and said lightly: "Your name is Eden, and you are a recruit who has just joined your team!" ”
"Huh?" Hearing that Zhao Jiakun actually knew his name and knew that he was actually a recruit, Eden was suddenly startled, opened his mask with his hand, and asked incredulously, "How do you know?" ”
"Brother, believe it now! I said, this great immortal is very spiritual! Haoyi took this opportunity to approach Eden's side, patted his thick shoulder pads, and said seriously. Eden's name was actually overheard by Hao Yi when Eden and the other two marines were talking about Hao Yi and the three of them before, but Eden himself was a little dazed by Hao Yi and the three of them for a while, and he couldn't remember it. As for Eden being a recruit, this sentence was speculated by Haoyi, but he didn't expect to guess it crookedly. And flickering to this, Haoyi felt that he could already be completely relieved of the IQ of this rebel named Eden, and it was estimated that his IQ was so lower than that of Hu Erfat, who knew how to eat, drink and sleep all day long.
"Hmm!" Eden nodded a little dazedly, his expression actually became respectful, his brows furrowed together, he hesitated for a moment and leaned over to Zhao Jiakun's bed, and asked in a low and respectful voice: "Then this great immortal, can you help me calculate, how is my fiancée at home?" Will she ...... Uh, you can do the math for me! ”
Hearing Eden's words, Haoyi's heart moved, and he hurriedly glanced at Zhao Jiakun, who responded lightly with the corner of his eye.
"Take off the armor and gloves on your hands, and let me see the palm prints on your hands!" Zhao Jiakun's eyes flashed, and he suddenly said to Eden: "Also, throw the weapon in your hand away!" This is a murder weapon, which will greatly affect the accuracy of the divination that this great immortal calculates for you! ”
"Yes, yes, yes!" Maybe it was Haoyi and the three of them who completely frightened Eden, or maybe Eden was in a hurry to let this fake immortal tell him a fortune, anyway, this poor Eden actually nodded in response, hurriedly loosened the heavy armor on his body, opened his gloves, and easily turned off the safety of the nail gun and threw it aside.
"Daxian, can you help me calculate how my fiancée is at home?" Eden asked nervously as he stretched out his hands pitifully.
Seeing this, Zhao Jiakun learned from the old god stick, pretended to grab Eden's thick and thick palm, and squinted his eyes to check it. Of course, the corner of his eye was also paying attention to Haoyi's movements. At this time, Hao Yi had already tiptoed around Eden's back and quietly approached the spike gun that had been thrown under the foot of the bed.
"Ahh Not good! Eden, your fiancée already has another sweetheart! Just as Haoyi's figure was about to be exposed to Eden's perceptible range, Zhao Jiakun suddenly screamed, trying to completely attract Eden's attention.
"Huh? What the? Sure enough, the honest Eden was shocked, his eyes were fixed on Zhao Jiakun, and he asked, "Daxian, tell me what's going on?" ”
Taking advantage of Eden's confusion, Haoyi grabbed the spike gun with lightning speed, skillfully opened the bolt safety with a click, and the red laser aiming point accurately moved to Eden's forehead, who no longer had an armor mask.
"Hehe, because you're about to turn into a dead body!" Hao Yi sneered and snorted proudly.
"You!" Hearing the movement, Eden reflexively turned around and saw that Haoyi had actually snatched his spike gun, and then he was suddenly shocked: "What are you going to do!" ”
"What are you? If you don't want to become a headless corpse that your fiancée can't recognize, just be obedient to Lao Tzu! Hao Yi Yang Yang Yang Yang hand spike gun threatened.