There are always a lot of regrettable things in this world, which embellished this beautiful and peaceful world with extraordinary colors, Napoleon lost Waterloo because he failed to command the battle in person because of a hemorrhoidal attack, Cao Mengde died very unscientifically because he did not believe in medical science, and a few of us ate Dingdong's new product because of a shallow suggestion on a whim.

Well, I didn't eat it all, there was still a little left, but for Ding Dong, it was meaningless, and she was about to bite out the Qingming Shanghe diagram on my head.

, Ding Dang gnawed back while chattering: "Eaten, eaten, eaten by Ah Jun, only bones remain......"

"You leave me some space" The mercury lamp hugged my head, looked at the dingdong that was biting on it, and carefully discussed" "Pull the left half to ...... me"

For the first time, I found out that the mercury lamp is much worse than lìlì Nadu!

Besides, this little girl obviously ate it too, right? For what must I be the last person to be punished?

"Who made you a parent" Across the sofa, my sister with a helpless face reached out and tapped my head, "Ah Jun, Ah Jun, why are you also the leader of them, right?" If you hadn't been in the mix, I don't believe that a whimsical idea would have gotten everybody's consent. ”

Lin Xue sat next to me, also honestly lowering her head, and when she heard her sister's words, she immediately muttered: "Don't say it, everyone really agreed this time."

"I'm sorry." Shallow sat on the other side, and at this time, under the pressure of my sister, she was angry (this word is not wrong, is it?). "But fishing tǐng is fun. ”

As soon as I said this, my sister was completely desperate for her shallow understanding ability and step-by-step thinking.

Now there is really a bit of a three-hall trial in the living room, I, Lin Xue, Qianqian, Shandora, and the mercury lamp that is obviously also a suspect but seems to be more energetic than anyone else, unceremoniously pointing at my head, five people are sitting on the sofa, and on the other side is sitting as the sister of the ** official, as the plaintiff, Ding Dang, as the plaintiff's intellectual assistant (such a delicate position) lìlìna, As a jury, I came over by the way to drink tea and eat melon seeds, Bing Tis and other protoss strips, and the five-person group of five people said how did so many people squeeze together?

By the way, from the beginning of the trial, "Ding Dang jumped on my head and has been biting me until now, so to speak, this is an unfair trial that has been carried out under continuous torture, but any protest is invalid, and I swear by the countless small tooth marks on my head."

The interrogation began after Lìlìna returned with a clink, and has lasted for half an hour now. When the two Dingdong masters and servants who returned home with us appeared in the same confusion as Xianglin's sister-in-law: "Eaten, eaten, eaten" This directly caused Bing Teis to almost make up a set of earth-shattering ghost animals for me based on these three words, and Lìlìna told my sister about the tragic barbecue that happened on the shore of the fairy lake.

We all know that it is difficult to talk about the external affairs of this family, but in terms of internal affairs, my sister is a well-deserved supreme leader, and her old man pointed to the sofa, and even Sandora had to sit there honestly and not say anything.

And then ...... That's it.

My sister painstakingly pointed out in simple terms how bad and wrong this poaching behavior led by shallow, an irresponsible parent fanned the flames, and a certain rice bucket intensified, and the hooligan group led by Bingtis explained to the criminal suspect from the perspective of the strict examination system of the Protoss, that is, Ding Dong did not know how many creation make-up exams had to be hung up. As a supplementary element of Ding Dong's intelligence, Lìlìna replaces the lack of descriptive ability, Ding Dang tells the whole "criminal incident" about the sun and the moon without light, and when it comes to the deep meaning of the feelings, he can't help but cry.

When it comes to the worst of the world, if I don't know what happened in the world, I'm afraid that a few of us can be associated with the end of the world, thinking that we have just destroyed the earth or what, I don't understand, how eating a fish is linked to the world's five or six billion unmarried pregnancies, and how this girl discusses the cumin noodles used for grilled fish at the same time as the abortion of post-zero girls in today's society. Anyway, one thing is obvious: it was finally her turn to face and she was able to use her sister's coercion to teach us a few parents, but now she has inflated herself to the point of almost being a hulk.

And a few of our "suspects" could only listen to the training with their heads bowed at this time.

"Hmm, what should I do this time, there are only a dozen left, and they won't be a population at all."

The little one lay on top of my head weakly, dragging my hair for a while, "Ah Jun is a big fool" Why do you want to eat it! ”

"The question is, isn't the fish just for eating?" Qianqian muttered in a low voice, she was the proposer and first implementer of the fishing plan, and at this time she also wilted. The shallow lack of heart is not fake,

But it's not completely missing.

"Oh, yes." Ding Dang was stunned for a moment, then suddenly sat up straight, hugged his arms and nodded up and down, "Speaking of which, those fish seem to be indeed used for eating." ”

"Hey, you're the goddess of life, do you think that's the right definition for your creation?" Lin Xue stretched out her hand and stabbed it, Ding Dang's little face, and almost poked the little thing down: "Shouldn't a typical goddess of life be compassionate to all life, treat the flies and mosquitoes she makes as children, and usually step on a grasshopper to death, and feel distressed, don't you want to go up and fight hard when you see anyone poaching?" ”

Ding Dong made Lin Xue stunned for a while, her brain was really confused, and then she waved her toothpick-like arm and shouted: "It's not!" That's all the idea that only those people in the god realm are not mainstream! That's very harmful to the whole system of life! The cycle of all life should be taken for granted, the food chain is necessary, and the cycle is also, the normal death of life under the laws of nature is part of the river of life, they did not dissipate, but returned to the world and the world system Moreover, Ding Dang will not feel distressed because he stepped on a grasshopper to death because Ding Dong tried "Ding Dang can't step on a grasshopper at all......"

All of us were stunned by the little thing's sudden set of words, I carefully poked the little thing on the head, and said that this guy was not overly stabbed, and it just happened to open up the second pulse of Ren Du, and since then the IQ has reached double digits, but as soon as he stretched out his hand, he howled miserably, and when he took it back, there was a small thing on his finger: Ding Dong once again performed his mastery, biting someone else's finger and playing a swing in the air.

It seems that the genus of the pet has not changed.

Bing Teis looked at Xiao Ding Ji who suddenly said the profound truth just now, and said quietly for a long time: "The branch reference material of creation, "How Life is Made", Chapter 9, Section 16 of the 1895th Edition, I really didn't expect you to memorize the textbook. ”

Ding Dong let go of my fingers and flipped back and forth in mid-air: "Of course, of course" Ding Dang is amazing! At that time, I didn't answer this sentence, and the goddess sister asked Ding Dong to copy it hundreds of times! ”

Me: "......"

Is the power of Ding Dong reflected in the fact that she can write down this knowledge point after the most difficult or in the fact that she has to copy a knowledge point hundreds of times to memorize it?

"Wait, wait, what's going on, this public trial is over here?" Seeing that the atmosphere has unconsciously shifted from the public trial of the poachers to the discussion of the knowledge points of Jingle, and the ice Tiston who is still going to continue to join in the chaos, he howled"...... When you don't feel sorry for your creation? And they eat ......"

"Okay, okay, good things never care, bad things look at you happy" I saw my sister throw a helpless look at this side, and I knew that today's level is over, so I stood up with great liberation, and threw a nut to Bing Teis across the coffee table" "Dingdong is all right, what do you still worry about."

Everyone got up one after another, what should they do, only Bing Teis still a little mō still sat there in a daze, it seemed that although there was a period of time to eat and drink here, she did not have enough time to contact us after all, and she was not clear about some things that needed to be deeply understood in this magical family, such as our hot criticism meeting: in fact, it was to make Ding Dong happy again, which is a reason to coax children to be happy, because of their own mistakes and make children cry, and adults should apologize in every way, but as long as the child doesn't cry or make trouble, can you really find a wolf grandmother to kill the child and her father as promised?

Don't blame us for coaxing Ding Dang as a child, look at this little little point who has completely forgotten his pile of unlucky little fish, what else can you do except deal with it as a child?

A group of onlookers of all sizes scattered, Ilson saw that there was nothing wrong here, and immediately pulled out the playing cards from under the buttocks again, beckoning everyone to play poker, Kenser smiled and spread out the chessboard on the coffee table and burned a burner of incense on the side, and put Erquan Yingyue and Monina, an old chess friend, sat opposite each other, and after a while, he heard the uncle's calm and powerful voice: "Commander!" ”

Bing Tis looked around in a daze, and finally determined that the public trial meeting that had been tossed for a long time had ended without a problem, so he shrugged his shoulders and took out the dragon scale mahjong from the portable space, and greeted him: "Who is coming, who is coming?" One is missing three, one is missing three! ”

I looked at the group of Protoss friends in front of me who had transformed from a jury to poker, military chess, mahjong, and all three poisons in one minute, and I was relieved in my heart: it turned out that the five of them were in the first family in an all-round,

After three-dimensional, short-term, high-frequency pollution, it has been successfully promoted from a group of hooligans to senior hooligans, who will now squat on the sofa and eat melon seeds, rub mahjong, play chess when playing chess, play poker stickers, and Ilson has also learned to peek at other people's cards without a teacher, considering the countless believers in each of them and the unconditional blind obedience of these believers to the gods they believe in, I can almost imagine what a terrible and far-reaching impact I have caused after getting to know these immortals, and I am afraid that the first family has invisibly caused thousands of worlds to be undisciplined.

In the evening, the words "full of food" are a bit redundant, but I just want to use them, which is a word that gives people an inexplicable sense of accomplishment. But in fact, we basically didn't eat at night, thanks to Ding Dang's fish, and Miss Lin's good skills in order to catch her man's stomach.

Oh, there's one person who hasn't been affected, and Sandora is a strange person who doesn't care how many tons she eats in the first second, and when the meal arrives, she still screams hungry on time, I don't know where she ate the primeval forest, anyway, at night this girl still doesn't eat at all.

I threw myself on the couch as a piece of sunburned fruit peel, watching the somewhat boring TV show in front of me, and from time to time Anvina came out of the TV to try to surprise her masters, and I decided to wait for this girl to get stuck and let her be punished. But at this time, she had completely forgotten about her fish, she didn't know where to find a bottle cap, and was happily rolling around on the coffee table, with an innocent smile on her face, so that Lìlìna next to her couldn't bear to witness, Little Bubbles got a pack of fries from Niang Shanshan's hand and lay on the low table muttering to deal with the packaging, but obviously the little girl who can dismantle the nuclear bomb with her bare hands occasionally has a short-circuit in her brain (or she is short-circuited most of the time), and finally the little guy chooses to eat the package together She succeeded, Ji Shanshan began to scramble to pick things out of the mouth of the little bubble, and only took out a little french fries and two pieces of plastic film after the last round, and the little bubble was frightened by the sudden action of the "nurse", and the mouth was teary with French fries in her mouth, and the mother covered the little princess's mouth, and as a result, she was bitten "whoo" and shouted out, which made the little princess immediately burst into tears and laughed, and the two of them seemed happy.

The mercury lamp sat on my shoulder, as at this time of day, clutching a handful of junk snacks that had been outside for a dollar or two in her hand, stuffing one into her mouth and then another into mine, and we were surrounded by the rich smell of gutter oil and flavors, and she angrily announced that she had seen through the actions of some vicious puppet trying to poison her father with highly poisonous food, and she said this with a handful of crisp noodles for five cents a bag.

Mercury lamp likes these little snacks I can still understand how much, aside from the confused life span of hundreds of years and less than the size of the pillow, the mercury lamp that has faded off the shell is essentially a little girl who is curious about everything, of course, the temper may be a little worse, xìng grid may be a little precocious, and the bite may be a little more painful than ordinary children. But lìlìna, a pseudo-luo lì who is a royal sister in her bones, actually walked around the crispy noodles and a lot of fish every day, which really made me strange for a long time, of course, since I saw a thousand days when I came back with a big bag of snacks that were more exaggerated than all the small ones in the house, I calmed down.

On this planet, there is a creature whose combat effectiveness will never decline with age.

After a while, the news began to play on the TV, and a man with a poker face sat neatly in front of the camera like a king of hearts, reading the speech in the same bait: "X country XX."

According to the country's spokesman, the nuclear submarine is not in the process of being docked for rest, but ordinary people do not need to panic, this is a special supply with no military purpose. The spokesman later said that the nuclear submarine, which suddenly docked for replenishment, had to end its patrol mission early due to a group of engine failures......"

The mercury lamp shoved a salt-and-pepper potato stick directly into my nose, and said in a daze: "Hey, stupid human, that black thing is what you call a nuclear submarine, right?" ”

I tried to eat with my nose and quickly beckoned: "Anvina, hurry back!" ”

The ghost maid, who was poking her head out from under the screen and looking out, quickly got out of the TV cabinet, turned her body 180 degrees, and then fiddled with the TV, and turned her head with a sad face for a long time: "Master, it seems that this thing can't be played upside down, right?" "Uh, forget it."

Then no one paid attention to what was said on TV, and our conversation began to focus in a very subtle direction, that is, a nuclear submarine that had been hit by a mermaid in the waist a few days ago, and how could it be that it didn't remember to float until this morning.

As for the injury of the submarine or something, there is no need to think about it, it seems that I underestimated the combat effectiveness of the mermaid princess Ishana before, and she obviously did not collide with the submarine as simple as that.

After some discussion, Lìlìna came to a conclusion that made us feel particularly speechless: "The submarine was in the South Pacific at the time, right?" Is it in the territorial waters of another country? ”

And then everybody's gone.

"This is dirty international politics," the little ghost nodded his head, "Ya was not suffocated to death, and it was a blessing for three lives."

"But it's really going to be urgent, and it's possible to float up at any time," my sister concluded leisurely, "Ishana's collision is light, or tomorrow we will maintain the peace of the world." ”

In the case that all mankind does not know the way, this world has once again avoided a full-scale nuclear war, which is really gratifying, gratifying, but it seems that we don't care much about this matter, and the nuclear submarine of a certain country almost exploded underwater in the first family, which caused attention close to freezing, and even compared to the attention caused by Ding Dong tripped over the bottle cap for the fourth time. I don't know if I was infected with a shallow heartless lung virus or if I was used to being bloody and bloody outside, but I didn't have any other thoughts except for such a "gratifying and congratulating" emotion. This little news sparked a discussion of less than five minutes among everyone, and then the whole family returned to a state of idleness and busyness, my sister urged a few small ones to go back to the room to rest, and forcibly pulled Lìlìna and the mercury lamp back to the second floor, Ji Shanshan also yawned and hugged the sleeping little bubble to say goodnight to us, and at this moment, a loud voice suddenly came, attracting the remaining eyes in the living room.

"Bang!"

I followed the prestige and found Viska looking up from the coffee table in a daze, the little guy rubbing his forehead, and there was a pit on the marble coffee table top.