The sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, and on the sparkling fairy nv lake, the beautiful mermaid princess jumps high out of the water, the fish tail of the fresh yàn folds in the sun with a golden brilliance, and the princess also holds the fishing line in her hand......

Lin Xue and I were still by the lake in the shape of stone sculptures, I was still holding the fishing rod tightly in my hand, it was a powerful thing made of interstellar alloy, and I didn't bend after catching Ishana, and Ishana's eyes also extended to the fishing rod along the fishing line in my hand, and then extended to my hand along the fishing rod, and suddenly exclaimed "ah".

"Whoa!"

A splash of water, it turned out that it was Isanna herself who loosened the fishing line, and the whole person was a fish... The whole mermaid fell into the water, and the splashed water retreated a little bit in my face, allowing me to recover from my dementia.

"I'll go! Ishana! What are you doing here! I threw away the fishing rod in my hand in a big way, and looked at the mermaid princess floating in the water with only a small head, her face distorted.

Well, maybe this person in front of you who doesn't usually appear is a little unfamiliar, but I want to remind you of it: Azeroth Shilu Realm, one of the generals of the Salvation Army, the mage leader of the Naga clan, in appearance, is a mermaid.

Like the vast majority of Azeroth officers in the Salvation Army, who held important military positions and were not key leaders in the Clan, Isana usually lived in the Shadow City, of course, in her people's enclave. The Naga community is the most special place in Shadow City, it is not a building complex, but a huge saltwater lake, Isana herself put forward a lot of valuable opinions when we built this saltwater lake, plus a group of people in the family who are afraid that the world will not be luàn, and finally we built that place like a marine ecological museum, such as underwater beaches, bakers, corals, sunken treasure chests, and even ship bells, if it wasn't for my desperate efforts at that time, lìlìna even planned to steal the wreckage of the Titanic and sink it there, and in the same way, the idea of placing the Poseidon Needle in the Naga settlement was also reprimanded by me.

Ahem, off topic, what I want to say is that the mermaid Isanna is supposed to be practicing huā swimming in the saltwater lake of Shadow City, what is she doing here?

And someone caught it... Anyway, this bridge section really has a variety of visual senses, right? This is the adaptation of the fairy tale that ruined the life of the shallow back then!

"I thought it was Cúchulainn again, disturbing people's sleep," Isanna didn't have half of her head underwater, and bubbles were gurgling under her nose, "I was about to flick him with my tail, but it was you." ”

She had a lot of contact with the upper echelons of the empire, and Isanna was very casual when she talked to us when she was in Sīli, and she knew that none of the people in front of her were people who liked red tape.

"So, it's not the first time you've been caught today." I don't know whether to cry or laugh, how did I encounter such strange things, and there are also strange ...... around me that such strange things happen.

"Five or six times, the most is Cúchulainn, and one time is the white-haired guard, the fishing level is terrible, but I have a lot of patience, I really let them have no way to help catch a fish for them to hang on the hook, sometimes when they are in a bad mood, they catch the fishing line by themselves, and then throw them with a ,........., face, just want to do this." Isanna replied honestly, her big eyes dripping around us: "NV God-sama is not here?" "I remembered that the mermaid in front of me still wanted to keep Dingdong as a pet.

Cú Chulainn likes to fish next to Xiannv Lake, and Red A became his fishing partner at some point, the two of them are frequent visitors to this lakeside, and they will be seen fishing here almost as long as they have free time, but I really didn't expect their fishing to be related to Isana, looking at the resentment on the face of the mermaid princess in front of me, it is obviously the resentment accumulated by the interruption of life due to frequent lack of sleep. Also, you are sleeping, and someone is hooking your hair with an iron hook all day long, can you not complain? I know the luck of Cúchulainn, walking on flat ground can accidentally step on the source of the fire that the aliens fell on the earth and then fight with the whole Cybertron, not to mention that he came here to "take the initiative,... provoke the sleeping mermaid princess, as long as he plays the rod, I dare to guarantee that Ya will definitely throw it on Isanna......

"Speaking of which, you haven't told me yet, you don't stay in Shadow City's own saltwater lake, what are you doing in Avalon? Still making a home here? I asked in a curious tone, and Ishana swam to the shore and twisted her hair on the edge of the rock. )

"Recuperate?!" I exclaimed, and at the same time looked up and down at the mermaid princess who was a little out of the way, "The Salvation Army has been on the expedition for a while?" An officer like you is still injured? Why didn't anyone report on the military situation?! "No, there was no war" Ishana hurriedly waved her hand, scratching her wet hair embarrassedly, "I went out to play, and then I had some car accident. I was stunned: "Out of the land to play?" Got into a car accident? Where is it? "What about the Jiāo Pass accident in Shadow City? Doesn't that discredit Imperial Technology?

As a result, Isana was even more embarrassed: "It's not Shadow City, I sneaked out of the city, of course I remembered the citizen management regulations, I was invisible, but I still rear-ended someone more than 600 meters underwater in the South Pacific......"

Lou's expression was blank in an instant: "With whom?" ”

"...... with a nuclear submarine"

Everyone: "......"

"Then you'll come here to recuperate." Lin Xue looked at Isanna with adoring eyes, "Why don't you go to the Temple of Life?" In that place, as long as you don't die, anyone who looks at the big mén can resurrect you with full blood, right? ”

"The water quality here is good," Isana finally told the truth, "and the fish are very stupid, except for some people fishing tǐng annoying, everything else is more comfortable than Shadow City, so I will stay here for the time being." "After doing it for a long time, this guy is because the water on this side of the Avalon Immortal NV Lake is good, the fish are stupid and the environment is elegant, so he came here in the name of recuperation, of course, this is understandable, after all, this place is the premier paradise in the capital area of the empire, even the shadow city, known as the "Holy Capital", is far inferior to Avalon in terms of environment alone, and Isana is a Naga who is very sensitive to the water environment (of course, considering the visual habits, I have always called her a mermaid) clan, so she naturally wants to rely here. But how to say it, anyone can rely on Avalon, even the junior commander of the revenge army can live here temporarily, but only Ishana's identity can't, she is a senior general of the Salvation Army, and she is a cadre-level figure of the military command department, and she needs to implement relatively strict military management regulations, and this management regulation clearly stipulates that the cadres of the military command department are not allowed to stay away from the centralized station at will, and she can only come here to relax in the name of recuperation.

I can't even fool this little abacus, and of course I can't fool the old fritters of the Military Command Department, but now it seems that the guys in the Military Command Department must also turn a blind eye to this mermaid, and this kind of strange thing that almost caught the NV God as a pet when they met for the first time, everyone is afraid that they have long been used to it.

As for the so-called rear-end accident, Isanna made it clear in a few words, in fact, it was her jumping out of the xìng grid to make a mistake, presumably everyone still remembers, this guy almost fluttered the butterfly in front of the leaders of the various clans and the "divine messenger" in front of the leaders of the various clans and the "divine messenger" in the first Azeroth Clan Leaders Association, such courage is not something that ordinary people can do without heart.

And a few days ago, this lawless mermaid princess challenged the rules of the empire's resident management regulations: she went to the world to play for an afternoon.

Ishana said that this was to experience the beautiful scenery of the South Pacific, and I regretted the saltiness of the earth's water by the way.

The result of this trip is very disastrous, she had a tragic collision with a nuclear submarine of a certain country, although a senior officer of the Salvation Army has a good physical fitness, but after all, she can not be compared with the imperial soldiers, so she was hit on the spot and lost a lot of scales, and was ordered to write a 3,000-word inspection, as for the nuclear submarine should not be a big problem, there seems to be no deep-sea nuclear leakage on the news in the past two days......,

Isanna told her bad story honestly, and then suddenly jumped out of the water with a thud and put her tail in front of us: "You see, this is the place where the oars of the submarine were scraped and three scales were dropped, and then their submarine was urgently floated and I was urgently teleported back to Shadow City." ”

I looked at the tail of the fish in front of me and found a tǐng cute pink sè cross bandage, oversized, full of joy against the backdrop of slippery and shiny fish scales.

"Underwater type" read the small words on the cross bandage and muttered, "It's really a strange thing." Isana's tail slapped twice on the stones on the shore, and said a little distressed: "I bought it in a sī clinic in Dongcheng District, saying that it can keep it sticky underwater, and the doctor also advised me to eat light for the past two days, and try not to let the wound see the water......,..."

Lin Xue sprayed on the spot, and then looked at Isana's eyes very seriously: "After you go back, press the doctor left and right to open the bow and give Ya a hundred and twenty big-ear scrapers first, you're welcome!" ”

"For what?"

"Let a fish's wound try not to see water!" Lin Xue shouted with a stomachache on her face.

Everyone: "......"

Because Ishana has temporarily become a resident of Xiannv Lake, everyone's fishing plan can only be put on hold for a while, but we still have grilled fish to eat: Ishana shows everyone how a mermaid lives in nature, and she uses her tail to slap and slap us, and finally stuns us with a mountain of fish.

"Eat these as you like, they have appeared in the lake recently, and they taste pretty good." The mermaid princess said happily.

"That's embarrassing." I rubbed my hands and looked at the fresh fish that were killed by Ishana, it really deserves to be produced by Xiannv Lake, and I didn't recognize any of the species!

"What's there" The mermaid princess flicked her tail and raised a piece of lànghuā, with an indignant look on her face, "These guys don't have any respect for Naga at all, even if they form a group to watch the newcomers, they also bury my face with sand, I have to wear a diving mask to sleep for the past two days, do you say there is a Naga who sleeps with a diving mask!" Just take this opportunity this time, you can help me eat some, maybe they will settle down a little. After complaining, Isana simply lay down on the rocks on the shore and basked in the sun, ready to taste the cooked fish for a while, and the few of us began to discuss how to cook these Avalonian delicacies.

In all fairness, my craftsmanship is okay, and I know several huā kinds, such as braised pork ribs, small jī mushrooms, Laotan sauerkraut, and red oil beef ròu, but occasionally it is easy to soak the noodles into a paste, and the shallow skills are similar to mine, and she is more inclined to Master Kong: Obviously, our craftsmanship is worthless in the face of things other than instant noodles, and Shandora jumped to try, but after seeing that the sauce she took out instantly burned the big stones in front of her, I thought it would be better to eat it raw.

Mercury lamp doesn't need to be considered, her task is to wait to eat: this little arm is small, not to mention whether she can bake things, that is, she will, I guess she can cook herself when she turns the fish over.

"Alas, the last thing is that Miss Ben will come out." Eventually, flipping the bright white on the grill, Miss Lin said in a very obvious smug tone.

While I looked at Shandora to prevent her from stealing sashimi from going berserk, I glanced at Lin Xue with a surprised face: "Ding, how can you cook?" Didn't you say you had never touched anything like this since you were a child? ”

"Can't you learn" Lin Xue glanced at me triumphantly, "I just learned to cook not long ago, and then the first thing I learned was barbecue: this is a little lower when I entered the mén, and today you are really lucky to be able to taste the craftsmanship of Miss Ben." I looked at Miss Lin in surprise, while Sandora beside me once again lost herself and muttered to herself: "If you want to capture a man's heart, you must first grasp a man's stomach......"

Lin Xue's little face suddenly turned red, which made people look surprised, but in fact, what I want to say more is: Shandora, you actually made a mistake from the beginning of the technology tree, what you want to do is to grab my stomach, not kill it......

The afternoon meal was the most interesting one I found in recent times, although it didn't have Avenna's kind of ghostly cooking, there was no comfortable restaurant at home, and the main course was only Miss Lin's slightly rusty grilled fish, but it made people find a kind of fun that they couldn't experience anywhere else: picnics in places like Xiannv Lake are not ordinary people.

The happiest thing to eat at this meal is the Shangong lantern, she has never had this kind of experience of picnicking outside with her family, the novel experience made this little puppet smile for a rare afternoon, and the face to eat and grilled fish are the same face, the most satisfying thing to eat is that she is the happiest about this kind of unrestrained fun and interesting things, and the most unlucky thing is that Lin Xue after Sandora gobbled up the third fish even the bones and iron forks, our eldest lady knew that her disaster had begun.

Finally, when Lin Xue was tired and began to spit out letters, Sandora realized that she was afraid that she had become a disaster, she wiped her mouth, solved the last few grilled fish left on the scene, and walked into the forest alone, my long-cherished wish was finally fulfilled: Sandora had self-stocked, and she had learned to forage in the primeval forest.

I couldn't imagine what she had eaten, but the next afternoon a Heroic Spirit reported to the temple that the Demon Jīng Forest might have been hit by a meteorite......

After completing this little camping in the woods, and saying goodbye to the mermaid princess who jumped back into the lake again and waited to continue to work in Cúchulainn, a few of us staggered out of the forest, but halfway we met lìlìna and Ding Dong, who were also swimming in, and were in the opposite direction from us, and the master and the servant were chattering about something while walking, and they seemed to be quite interested, and when they asked, they realized that the elder sister and a few younger ones had gone home, and the two of them were at the end of the "blessing" After the ceremony, I walked around the monster town for a while, and then at the suggestion of Jingle Bell, I was ready to go to Xiannv Lake to have a look.

"Ding Dong blessed the two children!"

As soon as they met, the little NV god immediately jumped on my shoulder, hugged my earlobe, and said happily, "The process may not be right, but it should be a blessing." ”

Presumably everyone knows that for the god of life, IQ is always the enemy, but I didn't expect it to be the end of the blessing, Ding Dang, this guy didn't even remember what was written in his Bible!

Lìlìna grabbed my sleeve and looked proud: "But I think the volatilization today is still good, this Pope is really a religious genius, and he does the blessing ceremony without the guidance of information: I first stuffed a transfer bead for each of the two children, and then recited the Diamond Sutra to them, let the nv god fly around their brains twice, and then draw a cross on their faces, and finally baptize the newborn with spices."

Lin Xue and I rolled our eyes while listening, and finally couldn't help it after hearing that this little girl even used incense: "Do you still use spices?" Do you worship the heavens? ”

"Anyway, it looks like the gods are chattering with "lìlìna" dogwood, bellflower, mulberry, star anise, big material, huā pepper, garlic cloves, cumin, and after the last one, I also withdrew half a bottle of cooking wine......"

Sandora Róuróu's stomach: "Why do I feel hungry again?" ”

I grabbed Lìlìna's ears and almost lifted the little girl's head: "You're ready to get out of the pot!" lìlìna grinned and jumped to her feet while jumping and howling: "People really can't remember the baptism process!" In the future, I'll write this recipe into the new version of the Bible, oh no ritual, won't I! "I think it won't be long before this girl will expand the enrollment scope of the NV Divine Cult to New Oriental.

"By the way, you guys have something to do with Xiannv Lake?"

When Lìlìna put Ding Dang on her head again, said goodbye to us and prepared to head towards Xiannv Lake, Lin Xue asked curiously, but as soon as she finished asking, her face changed subtly, and she grabbed my hand and started outside the forest, "It's okay, you guys are busy first, I'll go back with Mu first." ”

Ding Dong didn't notice that the eldest lady's behavior was abnormal, but smirked at us very simply, and said with a gesture: "Ding has made a new fish a few days ago, although it is a little silly, but it is very beautiful, lìlì Na wants to go see the fish with Ding Dong ......"

As soon as I heard the word "fish", I was already shocked, and at this time, without saying a word, I put the mercury lamp on my shoulder, turned my head and ran!

Lin Xue's voice startled the countless birds and beasts in the forest: "Hurry up!" ”！。