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My mother is a shrine maiden!

Don't get me wrong, she's not like the witches in Harry Potter who only hold a stick and chant spells, or wear a black robe and ride a broom all day long, and of course she doesn't have a cure for vomiting (if it really works, I'd like to use it to set up my uncle's bank password!). ）。

Strictly speaking, my mother is an Oriental shrine maiden!

Stop again, she is not the kind of guy who wears white and red and shoots arrows with her hair tied with white ropes, and she will not be holding a white paper coin and shouting: "The evil spirit is gone!" (Actually, I'd love to try this on my aunt, but think about the consequences, forget it!) ）

How so? Actually, my mom is a shrine maiden (nonsense!). However, she is the saintess of the nearly lost witch clan in the land of China, and she is said to be strong enough to curse an entire city (fortunately she is not a terrorist, otherwise she ...... ）。 Why is it supposed? Because she died after giving birth to me, and my father disappeared two months before I was born, and it seems that there was a letter sent after that, and there was only a divorce agreement in the letter.

It was because of my parents' irresponsibility that I followed my uncle and aunt through a miserable childhood, and it wasn't until I was in college that I got out of their clutches!

Of course, as the orthodox heir of the witch saintess, I will definitely have some witchcraft, for example, when it is hot, I can summon a gust of wind to blow for me, which can save the cost of air conditioning, and when it is cold, two fires rise in the air (the result is that I almost burned down the house, and was kicked out by the landlord, and in the end, I can't help it, my aunt Xuan bought a house for me, which can be regarded as a blessing in disguise), and then that's it......

My summoning pet, he not only likes to sneer at me, but he is always gloating, and most excessively, he likes to wear a black bow tie around his neck and wear a B. In fact, there is no problem with tying the bow tie around the neck, after all, the bow tie is originally tied around the neck, the problem is that it is a white earthworm, and it ...... No neck......

After talking for a long time, it seems that I didn't even introduce who I am. My surname is Ling'er, and I am ten years old. As you know, I am the son of the saint, the owner of the earthworm, a half-hung witch, and as for my profession, in the popular term, I am a freelancer, to be more specific, I am a writer who codes words on the Internet. What I do every day is to chat with readers online, cheat with editors, and wrestle with blank documents......

To sum up, what I care about is not how strong my magic power is, how powerful my summoning pets are, but how high my novels are clicked and how many subscriptions there are, because this will directly affect my quality of life, after all, now that my uncle and aunt have emigrated to Switzerland, if something really happens to me, it is really no way to ask for help.

Maybe everyone is wondering, since I am the son of the Holy Maiden of the Witch Clan, why do I only have a little bit of magical power? Actually, it's not strange at all, after all, my mother hung up as soon as I was born, although my aunt is also a witch, but her magic power naturally disappeared when she got married, and naturally there was no way to guide me, so I can have my current achievements are already talented, and my ancestors burned high incense......

But I don't care even if I don't have any magical powers, after all, I don't have the adventures and ambitions of the protagonist in the novel, all I want is to live a peaceful life, but since I received the express package that day, my life has changed significantly, and there is the following story.