Chapter 1: The Man Who Didn't Exist

At ten o'clock in the morning, the sun shone brightly in H City, located in southern China, turning the whole city into a dazzling white, and if possible, everyone would like to huddle indoors and not go out for half a step.

"Ringing bell bell - get up! Bell bell bell - get up!! A screeching sound rang out in the room, and a humanoid creature reached out from the air conditioner to grab the alarm clock, but the running alarm clock was rolling around the room at the moment, and the humanoid couldn't catch it without getting up.

After struggling for a while, a humanoid creature finally gave up the idea of pressing the alarm clock, and stretched out a head shaped like a bird's nest from under the pillow and begged: "Brother Win, help, I only slept at five o'clock in the morning!" ”

"Well deserved!! Who told you to always rush on the last day? A voice rang out from underground, and though it was gloating, it didn't take a second for the alarm clock to be quiet, as someone had hoped. The humanoid creature on the bed was able to continue the meeting with Zhou, and the room fell silent again.

Five minutes later, the mobile phone on the bedside was unwilling to be lonely: "My little baby, we are a couple!" My little baby, we're a couple, poke me my little baby, we're a couple, poke me...... My little darling, we're a couple, give me a ...... My little baby, my little baby, we're a couple, give me a look... Bei, we're a couple, give me a break..."Before the bell rang, someone had already pressed it......

When the person on the bed turned over and wanted to continue sleeping, the landline next to the bed rang again: "Woo woo woo - the car in front of you pull over!" The car in front of you pulls over! There is a convoy in the back!! Woo – taxi pull over ......"

"Ah!!!h Someone finally couldn't stand it anymore and sat up from the bed screaming: "Don't let people live?!! After speaking, she reached out and picked up the phone: "Wu Ling'er is dead!" Something to burn paper!! ”

"It's okay for her to die, just give me the manuscript before she dies!!" A cold voice came from the other end of the phone, and after hearing this voice, someone's drowsiness finally disappeared completely: "Honey, it's you!" As soon as she finished speaking, Wu Ling'er hurriedly took the phone far away, and sure enough, as she expected, the editor on the other end of the phone was already roaring: "Who is your dear?!! If you don't hand in this month's manuscript, I will deduct your manuscript fee for three months, believe it or not? ”

Wu Ling'er smiled cautiously while turning on the computer: "My dear, I'm about to send you the manuscript, don't be angry, it's easy to get wrinkles when you're angry!" Don't worry, I'm the most ......"

After saying a lot of good things and appeasing the rampaging editors, Wu Ling'er sent this month's manuscript over, and fell on the bed tiredly: "Huh~~ It's finally delivered safely!" ”

"Don't blame me for not reminding you, today is your Aunt Xuan's birthday, if you don't call again, you will be unlucky for another week!!" The slightly evil voice on the ground was accustomed to reminding Ling Chen who was lying on the bed. But she didn't want this sentence to make Wu Ling'er jump out of bed in fright: "Why didn't you say it earlier!" After saying that, she had already hurriedly dialed the long-distance call. Even if she offends the editor, Wu Ling'er doesn't dare to offend her aunt Xuan, although it is said that because of her marriage, all the magic power on her body has disappeared, but she can find some small props to make a bad luck spell that Ling Chen can't bear.

After talking to her aunt on the phone for half an hour, Wu Ling'er seemed to have exhausted her last strength, and she collapsed on the bed weakly: "Let me die, I will never wake up again!" ”

Before the words fell, the doorbell rang: "Is there anyone?" Miss Wu, your courier!! ”

A wail sounded, Wu Ling'er got up helplessly and opened the door......

After taking the package into the room, Wu Ling'er stood up on the bed as if she had no bones: "Brother Win, help me unplug the phone line, turn off the mobile phone, turn off the doorbell, if there is any more noise to disturb me to sleep, I will chop you into a football team!" ”

After hearing Wu Ling'er's threat, the voice on the ground did not appear again, and the room was finally truly quiet.

In the room opposite Wu Ling'er's apartment, a man ripped off his headphones, turned around and said to his companion in a bit of a frenzy: "Brother Dong, who is that Brother Win?" I think we've been closely monitored enough, but I've never seen the shadow of Brother Ying in Wu Ling'er's mouth, but his voice shows that he really exists!! ”

Another person held a high-powered telescope to monitor Wu Ling'er's every move in the room: "If it's a simple job, it won't be our turn to do it." Xiao Xia, stay in peace, you will always catch him!! ”

Hearing his companion say this, the man had no choice but to put on the headphones again, but he only heard Wu Ling'er's dream voice, and there was no accident, it was a meal per dream: "Fried crayfish...... Braised pork...... Steamed sea bass...... "The relationship is still the same as usual, this girl slept without eating, so she was busy filling her stomach in her dreams, and she was not afraid to eat!"

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slept until it was dark, and when Wu Ling'er woke up, the whole city had fallen into silence. Dong Ge, the man who had been observing Wu Ling'er with a high-powered telescope, automatically ignored her sleeping appearance of kicking the thin quilt under the bed and pulling five or six pillows on the bed to the end of the bed, while Xiao Xia, who was in charge of monitoring, recorded countless food names, as well as Wu Ling'er's swearing and smirking......

Seeing Wu Ling'er sitting up as if sleepwalking, Xiao Xia Qiang cheered up and turned up the sound of monitoring, but heard Wu Ling'er say in a vague voice: "Brother Win, help me order takeout!" ”

"KFC's take-out family bucket?" The voice that made Xiao Xia crazy rang out, but Dong Ge gestured to him to calm down.

Obviously, Wu Ling'er didn't know that someone was watching her dozens of meters away from the window, she scratched her hair like a bird's nest with her hand and said, "Eating these will make you fat!" I want to eat sweet and sour pork ribs, steamed fish ......"

Wu Ling'er was talking, but she was suddenly hit on the head by a pen: "Ribs? Fish? You don't look at what time it is, still eat, why don't you become a pig? You ¥&#%......*......*"

AFTER LISTENING TO THIS VOICE FOR FIVE MINUTES, WU LING'ER'S DROWSINESS FINALLY WOKE UP COMPLETELY, SHE RAISED HER EYEBROWS, AND A PILLOW SMASHED TO THE GROUND: "SUE THE SUBORDINATES, THE OLD LADY IS NOT ANGRY, YOU ARE THE OLD LADY HELLOKITTY, AREN'T YOU?" It's against you? Don't think that if I call you Brother Win, you can be the boss in front of me, I'll tell you! old%&#......*&¥&"

Listening to this dialogue that is to be repeated every night, Xiao Xia's mouth was a little bitter: "Brother Dong, if it weren't for the voice of this brother win, I would really think that Wu Ling'er had a split personality!" ”

"Look, don't talk too much!" Although he taught Xiao Xia a lesson like this, Dong Ge's brows were also tightly locked, and from the binoculars, he really couldn't see that there were other people in Wu Ling'er's room. After a long while, seeing that Wu Ling'er finally stopped throwing things, Brother Dong said to Xiao Xia: "Let the next group of people in charge of taking over bring the thermal phase instrument!" It seems that after this night, he has finally given up.

Xiao Xia didn't say much, just called his companion. Brother Dong watched Wu Ling'er enter the bathroom, but found that she didn't call, and she didn't even bend down to pick up the mobile phone that was thrown on the ground.

By the time Wu Ling'er came out of the bathroom, the doorbell had already been ringed: "Hello, the KFC take-out family bucket you wanted!" ”

Wu Ling'er ran to open the door with a purse in a pajama like this, and after a while, she walked into the room with a bag, as if she hadn't thought about a girl at all, it was a very dangerous thing to open the door casually at night.

Sitting on the bed, Wu Ling'er skillfully turned on the computer, crossed her feet and hugged the big bucket of the whole family bucket to eat happily, and threw one or two things to the floor from time to time.

Seeing Wu Ling'er's actions that he had to do every night, the person known as Brother Dong was stunned for a moment: "Xiao Xia, why did Wu Ling'er throw the uneaten things on the ground?" ”

"I guess I don't like to eat, right?!"

"Then why have we never seen her sweep or mop the floor? I didn't even hire a part-time worker to clean up??! Thinking of this city, Dong Ge slammed his fist on the wall: "There are people on the floor!" ”

"How is that possible? Can't you see anyone on the ground from this angle? And that person can lie on the floor all the time and never get up, never go to the toilet? Brother Dong, you're too nervous, let's wait for them to send the thermal imager!! ”

was reminded by Xiao Xiayi, Brother Dong remembered that his speculation just now was full of loopholes, but other than that, there seemed to be no way to explain where the "Brother Win" was staying.

Wu Ling'er, who was chatting with her friends while eating in the house, didn't know that she was giving others such a headache, so she naturally ignored the package sent this morning.

Just when Wu Ling'er was having fun, suddenly a mobile phone rang in the room, and Wu Ling'er didn't react for a while: "Brother Win, help me answer the phone!" ”

"Your phone isn't ringing!"

After hearing this, Wu Ling'er's face turned pale, and then she realized that this ringtone was not her mobile phone ringtone. She turned her head with difficulty, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and asked, "Ghost call?" ”

At this moment, Brother Ying's voice was not quite sure: "It doesn't seem to be!" That one...... The sound seems to have come from a package delivered today, can you take it apart and take a look? ”

Wu Ling'er screamed and jumped out of the chair to the bed, holding a pillow and shrinking to the corner of the bed: "Brother Win, don't scare me!" ”

"Cut, just the way you are, give it to others and others don't disdain!!" After Brother Ying finished speaking, a strange sound was heard in the room, and suddenly, a mobile phone flew up from the ground and landed at Wu Ling'er's feet: "There is no caller ID, pick it up, I am here, I can't die!" ”