Chapter Ninety-Five: Dead Woman, I'm a Man

Updated: 2011-01-09

Chapter Ninety-Five: Dead Woman, I'm a Man

On the other side of the phone, I don't know what Qin Xiaojing said to Wu Ling'er, Wu Ling'er's mood has obviously changed a lot, but if it's a handsome guy who calls her, even if he doesn't say anything, this guy will become very happy, right?

After talking about the phone for a while, Wu Ling'er hung up the phone, although it was said that it was a call from Qin Xiaojing, but in fact, Wu Ling'er was talking non-stop all the time, and Qin Xiaojing just listened quietly, listening to her say that Fang Wei's little kid said that he would marry her in twelve years, hearing her say that Xiaotuo had returned the money and **** her, and hearing her say that she had insulted Wen Leopard before getting out of the car......

"Hey! Are you going crazy? An apple was thrown over, and Qin Xiaojing caught it casually: "What did the old man say to you?" โ€

Ye Tian pulled a chair and sat on the side of the bed: "It's okay, I just said that there was a special training recently, and I want to participate in it, and so does Zhijun!" I heard that because of this incident, the old man wants to train the people in the killing, and no one can escape! โ€

Hearing Ye Tian say this, Qin Xiaojing just sneered in his heart, the old man's thoughts will definitely not be so simple, it seems that this guy is thinking about something behind his back, but he doesn't know why, a feeling of uneasiness came to his heart, Qin Xiaojing always felt that the old man's matter this time would be related to him.

If it was only related to Qin Xiaojing himself, he wouldn't have taken it to heart, but ...... I thought that the old man had actually met Wu Ling'er and summoned him back at such a time......

As soon as he thought of this, Qin Xiaojing felt a little uneasy in his heart.

"I say!" Ye Tian patted Qin Xiaojing's shoulder, and the whole person climbed onto the bed and snuggled up to him: "You have broken your skills recently!" Everything is shown on the face, beware of being eviled by the old man! โ€

Qin Xiaojing shook his shoulders, wanting to throw Ye Tian who was lying on his shoulders down: "Get away, don't be sticky all day long, disgusting to death!" โ€

"Hey, but ah...... It's safe! Ye Tian kissed his hand, and then pressed his hand on Qin Xiaojing's face: "Pretending to be cool can't solve all the problems, how good is it to learn from me?" โ€

"Learn from you?" Qin Xiaojing was bypassed by Ye Tian's words, and ignored Ye Tian's disgusting action just now. In his impression, in fact, Ye Tian is very powerful, it turns out that when he stayed in the orphanage, although he was the leader, but in fact, whether it was a fight or an idea, Ye Tian was better than him, but since he entered the killing, Ye Tian has become a hanger, and his ranking has always been in the middle and lower, and he has not even reached the middle and upper levels. This guy, has he been disguising himself?

When Qin Xiaojing turned his head and wanted to ask Ye Tian something, he found that he had already fallen asleep with his eyes closed, and Ye Tian still had a faint smile on his face in his sleep, as if he was laughing at the world and as if he was laughing at himself: "This guy!" "Doesn't he know that patients need a good rest? Lying next to him like this, how do you want him to sleep?

Although he thought so, it didn't take long for Qin Xiaojing to fall asleep deeply, and the temperature of one more person around him made him feel more secure, this feeling was just like when he was in the orphanage, on a stormy night, everyone would climb into their friends' beds and squeeze together to sleep: "It's really a feeling I haven't seen for a long time!" โ€

Looking at Qin Xiaojing and Ye Tian's slightly happy smiling faces on the screen, the old man smiled and took a big screenshot: "If this picture is given to Ling Er, she will definitely like it, right?" After speaking, he turned his head to look at Wu Ling'er's photo on the other wall: "Ling'er, it's really getting interesting!" Where will you go next? Or rather, where is that guy going to let you go next? Choose one of three! โ€

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Wu Ling'er was in a much better mood after hanging up the phone, and she no longer cared about the quarrel with Brother Ying just now: "Brother Win, I'm hungry!" โ€

"Are you a starving ghost reincarnated?". While scolding Wu Ling'er, Brother Ying opened the refrigerator, pulled out the ingredients from it and began to get busy in the kitchen, and after a while, Brother Ying poked his head out of the kitchen: "The hairless one over there, come and help!" โ€

Yu Lan, who was on the branch of the peony tree with her handsome appearance, almost didn't fall off the branch again after hearing Brother Ying's name for herself: "What do you call me?" โ€

"Hairless guy! What else would it call you? Baldy? Mad? Brother Ying looked at Yu Lan angrily: "Come and help!" โ€

Yu Lan looked at Brother Ying with an incredulous expression: "You, want me, this first handsome guy to help you cook in the kitchen?" โ€

As soon as Yu Lan's words fell, he was already picked up by a slender and smooth hand, and before he could react, he had already fallen on the kitchen counter according to the gorgeous track of the parabola: "Pain!!" โ€

"First, a hairless sparrow is not qualified to be handsome, especially in front of me, a senior Yan Kong. Second, Brother Ying is your senior, and you have to do what he says in the future! Thirdly, it is your honor as a witch pet to ask you to cook for me, my master, and there is no objection to it! Above! Got it? โ€

Wu Ling'er pressed the knuckles of his fingers and made a clicking sound, which made Yu Lan shrink his neck in fright, but he immediately realized what Wu Ling'er meant by what he said: "Absolutely impossible!" A handsome guy like me, even in the darkest place, can't hide the light on his body. Even if I don't say ......."

A cherry tomato smashed on Yu Lan's head, successfully making him shut his mouth, and Brother Ying scolded angrily while busy: "You think you write? There is already a codeword at home, and you don't need to join in the fun! Get out over here and help, or I'll kill you!! โ€

"Sure enough, he has been a violent man since before, no wonder he can't get the heart of a beautiful woman, so he can only wronged himself to stay by this kind of woman's side. It's like me, it's not ...... that surrounds me every day" Before Yu Lan's words were finished, he was once again gorgeously flipped away, and once again embraced intimately with the glass window.

Wu Ling'er, who was originally going to teach Yu Lan a lesson, applauded happily after seeing Yu Lan fall to the ground gorgeously again: "Brother Win is the best!" No matter where you are, you can draw the little finches to one place! It's too strong!! โ€

"It's a piece of cake to deal with him!!" Brother Ying quickly made dinner: "Okay, let's eat!" It's time to code after eating! "The refrigerator is full, and it looks like this guy has no code words this afternoon, so he went out shopping, and he has to catch up all night when he goes back. This guy does it every time!

As soon as Wu Ling'er heard that dinner was ready, she immediately ran to the kitchen to take a look: "Wow, donburi rice!" Brother Win, you are still the best!! After tasting it, Wu Ling'er had a happy expression on her face: "It's delicious!" It's delicious!! Brother Win is the best!! โ€

"You guy, you'll only say nice things about me when that's the time." Brother Ying jumped off the cooking table angrily and crawled into the room, as an earthworm, in fact, the heat when cooking would make him very uncomfortable, and now he just wanted to stay under the air conditioner to blow it.

Wu Ling'er was eating a big meal, and complained dissatisfiedly: "What, people usually think about you, otherwise why do you think I would buy my wife's oral liquid?" I also made the people in the pharmacy praise me for being so filial! Who knew I bought it for my pet?! โ€

Not to mention that the wife's oral liquid is fine, as soon as he said Brother Ying, his stomach was furious: "Dead woman, why don't you die?" You've just reached menopause, and you have to drink your wife's oral liquid!! "I've said it many times, he's a man! This dead woman only remembered that the earthworm was hermaphroditic, and it was really rotten to the bone and could not be saved!!

Hearing Brother Ying scolding herself, Wu Ling'er suddenly became unhappy again, and when she was about to fight back, the mobile phone rang again, she put down the bowl and walked over to open the phone: "Hey? Wu Ling'er, what's the matter? โ€

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The first volume of the North Sea Roll is finally over~~~

But the call is coming again~~

Even Ling'er is destined to have no way to code words at home with peace of mind~

Her dear editor has to be mentally prepared to urge the manuscript again~~~

Wahahahaha~~~~

Please look forward to the performance of the new members of the puppet family in the next volume!!