Updated: 2011-01-09

Chapter Ninety-Four: Meditate at Menopause

"What sparrows? I'm the famous Yulan! How dare you do this to me? Quickly kneel at my feet and beg for my forgiveness, for the sake of you being my summoner, I will consider ......" Before Sparrow's words were finished, Wu Ling'er had already punched him away: "Kneel? Forgive? I'll let you know who's the boss here right now!! ”

The sparrow that was beaten in mid-air tried hard to wave its wings to maintain balance, but now there was no hair on its wings, so it could only wave in vain in mid-air, drawing an arc gorgeously, and then "Bang!" It was attached to the glass window, and it slid slowly, and then "Horn!" "It fell to the ground.

"I also believe that your character is so good that it explodes!" Brother Ying lay on the ground a little weakly: "Okay, you **** your new favorite, my cousin is going back on vacation!" ”

Wu Ling'er picked up Brother Ying, who was about to slip away: "Help me finish washing the dishes and then go back on vacation!" Report home by noon tomorrow!! ”

"Hey, I've been working for you for five years, and you're only going to give me one day off?" Brother Ying writhed his body angrily, but Wu Ling'er was helplessly carried in the air by Wu Ling'er, and he couldn't break free from her clutches at all: "No matter how verbose it is, it won't even have a day!" ”

After throwing Brother Ying in the sink, Wu Ling'er couldn't help but sigh when she looked at the hairless sparrow who was unconscious under the window: "Do you think this guy will take care of me?" It's hard to say whether a hairless sparrow can survive or not! No wonder his temper stinks. ”

While washing the dishes, Brother Ying slandered in his heart: "Phew, he can survive when all the people in this world die!" Who the hell is this girl? Even if you summoned me, even Yu Lan was summoned. Is there really going to be chaos in the world? ”。

"But what...... I'm an authentic Yan Kong, even if he's pitiful, but if he's not beautiful, it's not good! Like Brother Win, you're still cute after tying a scarf, what is this hairless sparrow? No matter how you dress up, you won't look good! How do you want me to take it out? Others don't know, and they think I like to eat grilled sparrows! Wu Ling'er rolled on the bed with her pillow depressed, not realizing Brother Ying's abnormality at all.

After Brother Ying glanced at Wu Ling'er, he arched the washed dishes into the cupboard and said, "I'll come back in the evening!" With that, he vanished.

"Huh?" Wu Ling'er was stunned for a moment and sat up from the bed: "Didn't you think there was not enough time just now?" Why did you change your mind all at once? Brother Win ...... It's been strange lately, is it really menopause? It's so pathetic! Would you like to buy him something? Wu Ling'er, who was full of food and sleep, did not fulfill her responsibility as a writer at the moment, and was just thinking about some things in her head.

After a while, Wu Ling'er's eyes lit up: "There is!" She happily picked up her bag and prepared to go out, but when her eyes fell on the unconscious hairless sparrow on the ground, she couldn't help but sigh and reach out and scoop it into her bag.

It wasn't until the evening when Brother Ying appeared in the room that he was relieved when he found that everything was fine in the room: "I thought that the house would be like a typhoon of the Dragon King, it seems to be very calm." ”

Wu Ling'er smiled at Brother Ying: "Don't worry, it's just a little sparrow, even Brother Ying you can handle it, let alone this sparrow!" ”

Looking at Wu Ling'er's gentle smile, Brother Ying stepped back a little scared: "I didn't do anything bad, right?" ”

"No, why do you ask?" Wu Ling'er looked at Brother Ying with a strange expression: "Is there something wrong?" ”。

"Why are you smiling at me so disgustingly all of a sudden?" Brother Ying once again made sure that the home was safe, there was nothing wrong, no furniture was burned, and the electrical appliances were also normal to stay where they should be, and even none of the pillows on the bed fell to the ground: "You were stimulated too much, and your brain burned out?" ”

Brother Ying's words made the corners of Wu Ling'er's mouth twitch, but in the end, she couldn't hold back and didn't have a seizure, and said to Brother Ying with a very tangled reluctant smile: "In recognition of your hard work in the past five years, I bought a gift for you today!" You'll love it!! ”

"Gifts? My silk bow tie? "When it comes to gifts, the only thing Brother Ying can think of is a bow tie, but his bow tie is to be customized, so it shouldn't be so fast.

Sure enough, Wu Ling'er shook her head and put a big box in front of Brother Ying: "Don't be too grateful for giving it to you!" ”

Looking at the few big words on the box, Brother Ying only felt that the green tendons on his head were angry: "You have to meditate, your whole family has to meditate!" ”

"Hey, don't be angry, I know you've been in a bad mood during menopause recently, so I bought it for you, it's very expensive!! Maybe you'll be in a much better mood? Because she decided in her heart that Brother Ying was now menopausal, it was rare for Wu Ling'er not to resort to violence against Brother Ying.

Before Brother Ying could say anything, there was already a burst of laughter on the side, Wu Ling'er turned her head to look, and just saw the hairless sparrow rolling down from the peony branch with a smile and falling to the ground with a bang, but she still couldn't help rolling on the ground with laughter: "You guy...... Unexpectedly...... Menopause!! Hahahaha......"

Wu Ling'er hadn't made a move yet, Brother Ying had already crawled over quickly, and directly whipped the hairless sparrow to the glass window with one tail: "Pia!" The hairless sparrow had intimate contact with the glass window for the second time today, and after its fingernails scratched the glass and made a sound that made the pores of the whole body stand up, it still couldn't resist gravity, "Bang!" He fell to the ground with a thud.

Seeing the sparrow become like this, Wu Ling'er sighed: "Now Brother Win, I don't dare to provoke, you newcomer, you dare to laugh at him, you are too bold, right?" ”

"Dead bugs! I'm going to have to eat you today! The sparrow rushed towards Brother Ying in a roar, so fast that Wu Ling'er didn't even have time to reach out and grab him: "Danger! ”

Sure enough, before the sparrow touched Brother Win, it was once again whipped away by Brother Win's tail. Sticking to the glass window again, it tried to grasp the glass with its claws, and wailed, "How is that possible? I'm the most handsome guy in the world, how can I be defeated by you? ”

"Can you eat handsome?"

"You're also called handsome?" Although the two exclamations have different meanings, they are also aimed at the sparrow. Wu Ling'er looked at Brother Ying with a sympathetic gaze: "Brother Ying, is there really only some such thing left in your world?" Now it seems that I am so lucky to have you called!! After speaking, she hugged Brother Ying and kissed him fiercely.

Being kissed by Wu Ling'er like this, it was so disgusting that Brother Ying wanted to pull his tail over, but he didn't expect Wu Ling'er to open his mouth and stick out his tongue first: "Evil, so disgusting!" I want to disinfect!! ”

"Dead woman! Is it okay for me to disinfect?!! Seeing Wu Ling'er's disgusted expression, Brother Ying was even more angry: "It's not that I want you to kiss, you dead woman, are you so **** that even earthworms are rude?" ”。

Wu Ling'er, who was rinsing her mouth, picked up the toothpaste and smashed it over: "Dead earthworm, you shut up for me, don't you want to give you some comfort because of your menopause, I, Yan Kong, will abuse myself like this?" ”

Yu Lan, who found that he was completely ignored, retracted under the peony flower depressedly: "Forget it, the handsome bird still has to match with the beautiful flower!" Although you haven't reached the flowering period yet, for the sake of you being the king of flowers, I still deign to accompany you! ”

Just when there was a lot of noise in the bathroom, Wu Ling'er's mobile phone suddenly rang, and Wu Ling'er angrily threw the mouthwash cup on the table and ran to the room: "Who?" ”

"Ling'er, what's wrong?" Qin Xiaojing's voice came from the other end of the phone, and he seemed to be very unhappy when he heard Wu Ling'er's voice, and couldn't help frowning: "What's wrong?" ”

"Brother Qin?!! How are you now? Are you feeling better? That stinky old man won't ask you to do any physical work like a sick person, right? As soon as she heard Qin Xiaojing's voice on the phone, Wu Ling'er's mood immediately improved a lot: "Brother Qin, I went out today and picked up a hairless sparrow and came back. I thought I couldn't feed it, but I didn't expect it to be so annoying, and the spirit is better than anyone else! ”

Yu Lan, who stayed on the peony branch, looked incredible, it was Brother Ying who quarreled with Wu Ling'er just now, right? Why don't you use him, an irrelevant person, as a shield: "Sure enough, being handsome will show his importance at the most critical moment!" ”

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The handsome bird also appeared~~~

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