Chapter 1168 Despite the chaos of life
No one could have imagined that this group of mysterious creatures that had theoretically just broken out of their shells could be so destructive, and when we found out, the little ones had already started digging holes in the floor with close cooperation - apparently, after discovering that the surrounding barrier of light was too strong to break through, they thought of digging a hole in the ground to escape! A dozen little guys dug the floor in a circle in the middle, while others lined up outside to carry the dug up waste to a distance. And the tools they use to dig holes and transport the waste are ......
Their eggshells.
When I saw this scene, I felt that the corners of my mouth were very stiff, and I couldn't pump it, and these little guys used the eggshells on their bodies as tools to wield them vigorously, and the solid building materials were dug up in the face of these calcifications that should be theoretically fragile and the dust was flying. I can only attribute this to the little crow: thanks to her hatching eggs, or charging, these eggshells are probably stronger than interstellar alloys, and you can think of the concept of a clink-nibbled lollipop.
Anvena immediately sank to the floor with her physical advantage, through the wall and into the basement, and after a moment her head came up: "Great, master, I haven't dug through yet, I have already reinforced the ground with the Holy Light Barrier." ”
At this time, the small creatures who were digging the hole had apparently noticed that the situation had changed, and their eggshells had encountered a layer of hard barrier made of the same material as the surrounding walls, although the underground barrier was more fragile than the surrounding barrier, but it was not something that these ten-centimeter-tall little creatures could handle. So the "construction team" who was digging the hole put down their tools after a heated argument, and many small things sat on the ground in a daze: they were out of luck.
"It feels pathetic." Lying on the barrier of holy light, his face was unbearable, "Look, they can dig holes, which means that they are also very smart, right?" They're going to cry and laugh too, so let them out......"
"Of course, I didn't want to keep them locked up forever at first," I tugged at the corners of my mouth, "but now I don't know how to place these little things." Appears to be completely unable to communicate and unable to speak. I don't understand what we say, and I just want to run out, and if I don't pay attention, I might make a fuss. By the way, what about the little crow? ”
"Gah! The master called me? The little crow immediately popped out of nowhere and looked at me expectantly.
I stretched out my hand and pointed to the "chicken cage" and said, "You made these all out, can you command them?" ”
"Gah?" The little crow tilted his head and thought for a moment, leaning over the Holy Light Barrier, and I motioned for Bingdis to remove the soundproofing, and in an instant the head-making "chirp" sound resounded throughout the living room. Then the little crow clapped his hands to get the attention of the little crackers, and a surprising situation happened: all the little ones rushed to flock to each other at once. The chirping was louder than ever, and they even piled up into a hill to try to flock in the direction of the little crow. This scene is like the scene of chicks cheering after the female bird returns to her nest - except that the nest is a little bigger, and the female bird is unreliable.
"Great, it turns out that the little crow can communicate with them," shallow clapped his hands and laughed, "So what were we busy with just now?" ”
Everyone: "...... Hehe. ”
Actually, it's no wonder that we had brain cramps at the time, the main problem is that no one has included Little Crow in the list of people who can help. In everyone's impression, this bird's skills are basically eating and sleeping, and the middle is randomly interspersed to play, and the biggest thing she has done is to lead us to the old fifteen-day area, which was done when we got lost. The image of her cute thing is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, who can connect her with business? If nothing else, if one day the world ends, I will give you three places for you to choose them to fight the aliens. Then you would definitely prefer to choose your own homeroom teacher rather than fill yourself in. Of course, the purpose of filling in your homeroom teacher is also worth scrutinizing......
The little crow and the little things exchanged for a while, and both seemed to understand. It's just that the way they communicate is unknown, and it seems to me that the meaningless "chirp" and the clapping of arms are as indistinct as watching the live broadcast of the Six-Party Talks. But in the end, the two sides of the exchange still reached a consensus, and the little crow raised his head: "Master! They're hungry! ”
“…… Just because of this, they demolished the house and pried the furniture? ”
"And then they're going to go out to the sun!"
Me: "......" Okay, the first one is satisfying, and the second one, I guess we're going to have to move these little guys somewhere in Shadow City. Perhaps before that, inform the research institute to prepare an enclosed place with enough space to move these mysterious creatures in.
"Also, feed these first...... What do they eat? "Halfway through my speech, I suddenly remembered this crucial point, because although these little creatures are theoretically hatched from eggs, they have nothing to do with poultry at all, they are an extension of the power of the little crow, and the divine power of the crow god is attached to the matter to catalyze these lives between the entity and the element. This creature ...... What to eat?
Is it plugged into a 220V socket for charging?
The little crow thought for a while, crossed his fingers and said, "Mouse, grass seeds, grasshoppers, and the vegetables cooked by my mother!" ”
“…… You're here to your liking, aren't you? I pinched the little crow's face, "And! Don't eat rats and bugs! ”
The little crow let out a dejected sigh, continued to communicate with the group of little creatures that he hatched, and after a while, looked at me and said, "Master, they want to eat vegetable leaves, and just now one of them ran to the kitchen and found vegetable leaves, and they want to eat vegetable leaves." ”
A miniature Mediwen emerges from her buddy's pile, waving a small piece of greens with a gnawed tooth mark in her hand to greet us, and it seems that she is the one who broke into the kitchen.
After a little experimentation, we determined that this was a group of absolute vegetarians, who only ate vegetables, especially raw leaves, and could also eat peanuts and other things, but never touch meat. We're like chicken farm employees feeding these schizomes (how do you think that's weird?). ), and then move on to where to place the little ones. Avena and her sister go to prepare the family's breakfast: thanks to these little devils. Our family hasn't eaten yet, but they ate first. Sandora was already a little rampant, lying next to the Holy Light Chicken Coop (unmistakable) drooling and muttering to herself: "My egg noodles, my egg scones, my scrambled eggs with green onions, my cakes, my ......"
A group of small things who were busy munching on vegetable leaves were startled by the resentful voice and gaze, and hugged them and trembled.
In Sandora's eyes, these little devils who hatched from eggs seemed to have regressed to the stage of eggs, and I quickly dragged her back when I saw this. Stuffing a handful of snacks in her mouth saved the lives of those eggs.
"Master, master," I was wondering if I should notify Shadow City to set up an ecological chicken farm now...... Raise...... I really don't know how to describe it, anyway, you just look at the understanding, anyway, when I was thinking about it, I suddenly felt that someone was tugging on my sleeve, it turned out to be a little crow, she looked like she had something to report, "These children." You can live on me! ”
I was still immersed in my own thoughts, and when I heard this, I basically replied without thinking, "Oh." Good. Then it took a few seconds before he was shocked: "What?! ”
The little crow pointed to a group of miniature versions of themselves who were grabbing food like chicks: "They, can live on me!" ”
The living room was quiet, and I could only hear the rustle of the little devils gnawing on the leaves not far away, and I thought about it, thinking that the little crow might have eaten a bad stomach, but soon the latter repeated it word by word, and it looked quite impatient: whenever what he said was questioned, the little crow would behave like this. That shows that the little girl is serious.
Then we learned what the little crow meant: she said that she was going to take the form of a crow god.
When the little demons were all fed, we covered the whole house in a camouflage barrier. At the same time, the space in the courtyard was expanded, so as to make room for Madison to transform, and after a burst of lightning and thunder, the hundred-meter-long crow god appeared in front of everyone, and then Anvena opened all the windows in the living room, and Bing Teis also removed his holy light chicken coop (I don't feel disobedient at all).
In the next second, a spectacular scene appeared.
Countless black crows with a body length of nearly half a meter poured out of the living room. Shrouded in pitch-black shadow flames and scorching arcane lightning, they resembled a storm of darkness and light, forming a pillar of lightning and thunder in the sky, and gradually taking shape with the storm of crows. The transformation space we prepared for the little crow had been expanded to a considerable size after considering her energy outpouring problem, but when the crow storm took shape, we found that the space was still too small, so that 123, the most beaten-resistant guy, had to quickly switch into god form, fusing himself with the camouflage barrier outside to prevent energy leakage. Soon, the shadow crows that were pouring out of the house were all in place, forming a hurricane that was probably nearly a kilometer high, and the energy it leaked was even greater, and the violent energy turmoil set off a scorching cyclone, and a reddish circular light could be faintly seen in the cyclone: a precursor to the plasmaization of the atmosphere. And at the same time, what makes us feel even more unbearable is the harsh sound coming from all directions-
Visually inspecting nearly a thousand (or maybe not so many, but the dazzling sight has left me no longer able to count) crows gathered together to make a fuss, can you imagine what it was? I swear I've ever heard the only sound I've ever heard in my life that can be compared to that is the chorus of 10,000 Misaka sisters......
So we put on our earplugs, stared up at the sky blankly, and watched the storm of crows get bigger and bigger, Lilina let out a long "oh" and said in the spiritual connection: "Boss, this can't be explained by the conservation of mass." ”
", anything that gets in touch with that stupid bird is going to be a little messy," Bing Teis reinforces the protection blessing of everything within the barrier (including our house), "It seems that after she became a crow god, all the splits were also transformed, and they were all small crow gods...... Oh, okay. Looks like the crow flock has stabilized......"
As Cantis's words fell, the tornado-like, pitch-black shadow crow flock in the sky finally stopped its frantic spinning, and with a loud chirp from the giant crow Mediwen, a dozen shadow torrents diverted from the raven storm, and these tributaries formed by the crow formation rushed quickly in the direction of Mediwen, who spread its wings to cover the sky and the sun, and then we saw the crow gods of the splitting creatures burrow under the giant crow's feathers one by one, as if they had merged into it, and disappeared.
The whole process lasted for more than ten seconds before the crow storm in the sky was completely absorbed by Madison, and a clear blue sky reappeared above everyone's heads. The black-faced 123 fell from the air with a clatter, and then the fish jumped up: "Mom, Monina, you smell it, I'm at least six mature now!" ”
"Gah!" The little crow, which had reverted to its human form, came to the crowd and cried out in an inviting voice in the hope of attracting my attention, "Master! The kids are all put away! ”
I thought about it, and felt that the strength control training of this stupid bird was probably going to start from scratch again: obviously, her growth rate was already too unbelievable, and the group of egg essences she hatched seemed to be far from being used to sell cuteness......
If she suddenly releases such a flock of crows in the middle of a fight. Do you guess the enemy on the opposite side will turn into a braised or charcoal-grilled one?
Since the Mini Mediwen were left unattended when they turned into Mini Raven Gods, the house was now in shambles. Visually, we needed a brand new set of furniture and appliances, and the ceiling had to be repaired. Breakfast was completely lost, the family could only order takeout from Shadow City, Miss Lin's favorite set of tea sets was evenly spread at the balcony door, the shallow nine rings were plated on the wall, and the group of little devils before also dug a big hole in the floor that was ten centimeters deep: this one also had to be repaired.
After breakfast, the little crow received two hours of moral education from her sister and Anvina—and even though she didn't understand it, the Protoss Five-member team went into battle to explain to her how to control her information disturbance—and even though she didn't, Lilina prepared a new round of study plans for the silly bird—even though she probably didn't understand it either.
…… Everything seems to have a long way to go: if we don't make the little crow realize the essential difference between her and the other poultry as soon as possible.
The most beautiful sister and Anwena also made a temporary decision: they will not be able to eat eggs at home for a period of time in the future. Of course, duck eggs are not good, and any poultry eggs must be kept out of the crow's sight, because we don't know if this stupid creature will have taken the hatching of eggs as its own instinct, as irreversible as she has built a nest, and the next time, no one can say what she will hatch from the eggs.
Sandora was the one who regretted this the most, and she said goodbye to her egg noodles with tears. Her egg scones, her scrambled eggs with green onions, her cakes...... Then he also threw himself into the ranks of criticizing and educating the little crows.
Miss Lin and I locked the other culprit in the room and ordered her to write a 3,000-word check to review her mistakes — and not to Baidu it.
Of course. We also thought about it before: these mini crow gods hatched by the little crows may have great potential. You see, when the little crow turns into a god form, the fission will also gain power, and can even form a crow storm of that size, although the specific combat effect is unknown, but the power seems to be quite large, I also thought a little about letting the little crow continue to hatch eggs to grow her crow flock, but then I thought about it......
At least until the stupid bird can control the existing flock (judging by the movements of the crow flock when it is recovered, it is clear that she is still in the instinctive stage in this regard), it is not a good idea to let her hatch anything......
Just as the family was busy cleaning up the hardest-hit living room and kitchen, a portal suddenly appeared in the entrance, and then a long-lost voice came from inside: "I'm back...... Finish...... Yes! Gas explosion? ”
I turned my head to look at the visitor and was pleasantly surprised to see that it was a fox dog...... It's Yakumo Blue's figure, and behind her there is Qi Luno, who she hasn't seen for a long time, of course, that stupid guy can ignore it before it becomes a refrigerator, but Yakumo Blue must be warmly welcomed: "Yo, fox, I haven't seen you for a long time, and I thought you wouldn't come back." Don't mind, the child just played with eggs and demolished the house......"
"Well, it's really your child'......" Lan raised her tail high, carefully looking for a place to stay in the ruins, and there was no surprise in her tone, it seems that she has long been accustomed to the ability of the imperial bear child: especially when she is often used as a pillow by Little Bubble or Xiaoxue, "Actually, I came back several times in the middle, but you were not there." ”
I thought about it, the frequency of my "business trips" in the past two months has been a little higher, and when I was outside, I did hear that the letter sent by Anwena mentioned the fox's home, so I smiled awkwardly: "Oh, I forgot...... I said, what are you doing with your tail so high? Usually running around on the land outside, why do you suddenly get clean after going out for a few days? ”
Lan shook a lot of his tail: "I just made an ion perm before I came, I'm afraid of deformation......"
Me: "......" I noticed that the tip of her tail was still curled, and it looked like a flaming mountain!
"There have been a lot of strange shops in Yokai Town lately," Blue finally came to us, turning around and shaking his flaming mountain-like tail triumphantly, "Goblin Washing, Shuffling, Blowing and stuff, you should go over and have a look." ”
I imagined Yakumo appearing in front of me with an explosive head, and I shuddered.
Hats off to the goblins for their professionalism.
Yakumo Lan happily told us about his experience of going back to his parents' house these days, and Qi Luno began to shout to eat, looking at the fox dog + home appliance duo in front of me who had not seen him for many days, I felt a lot more comfortable, although life is still messy, but what I enjoy should be this kind of mess - we have instant cold drinks again, and there is no need to worry about the stinky problem of some bear children at home who don't sleep without pillows, congratulations, congratulations.
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