Chapter 1167 Hatching eggs

Since listening to Bingdis's talk about the inevitable connection between the lack of heart and the godhood, I feel that my outlook on life has undergone a major change, and the most significant feature is that I can no longer look directly at the four words "the earth is long and the sky is long", according to Bingdis's theory, these four words will be the broad road to the Qingshan Mental Hospital: when it is used on mortals who are emotionally fragile and changeable.!"

You said that I was full of food and discussed a hairy outlook on life with that undisciplined female hooligan!

I guess part of Bingtis's theory is correct, that is, if you want to live long, you must be able to resist things, but the interpretation of this sentence has nothing to do with the female hooligan's lack of heart and eyes...... Well, there may be a dime, but definitely no more than a piece. I admit that a guy who can handle everything indifferently is definitely closer to God than a straw bag who is nervous about everything for half a night, but Bingdis's fierce way of living is really not something that ordinary people can copy: yesterday afternoon, after she talked to me about her outlook on life, she answered a "phone call" from the divine realm, and it seemed that his father called to ask about Bingtis's recent work (don't forget, Bingdis is also the first ambassador of the divine realm to the capital of Xiling), Sister Bing said that she blew up with her father in two sentences, and the last sentence was: " I just slept and woke up at Chen's house to eat, didn't you just haven't submitted a report for two months, and you killed me? ”

…… It's a really hard way of life to replicate.

I don't know what's going on, early this morning, I felt that the atmosphere didn't look right, but when I came to the living room, I found that the situation was really strange: there was a circle of people gathered in the living room, like a scene like a three-hall trial, and there were also my sister and An Weina inside. I woke up from the confusion of getting up, and I couldn't help but lean in curiously: "What's the matter?" Wake up early in the morning for a meeting? ”

"Educate children." Miss Lin was as punctual as the alarm clock, at this time she was already leaning on the small sofa in my living room to suck black tea, she seemed to be watching the three-class trial, and after hearing my voice, she stretched out her hand and pointed to the center of the crowd, I noticed that the little crow and Xiaoxue were surrounded by a circle of people, and they both lowered their heads and looked like they were repentant.

I don't think it's surprising that Xiaoxue was trained, anyway, she usually doesn't have a time when she doesn't get trained, but what is wrong with such a well-behaved child as a little crow today? As soon as I asked, Anvina, who was the "mother" of the little crow, immediately replied with a subtle expression: "Steal eggs, a lot." ”

"Stealing eggs?" The corners of my mouth stiffened, and my eyes instantly fell on the little crow, the little girl lowered her head and couldn't see the expression, only saw the little hands twisted and twisted, like a bear child with a normal attitude of admitting mistakes, maybe noticed my sight, the little girl suddenly raised her head, and a pair of big tearful eyes looked from under the dark blue and purple bangs: "Master Ga, help!" ”

"The eggs in the kitchen have always disappeared inexplicably in the past two days, and they are getting more and more serious, at first they lost a lot, and then they lost their catties, and they all disappeared when they got up early today," my sister's expression couldn't cry or laugh, and please don't be curious about the number of eggs that will be stored in the kitchen at home: we have a Shandora at home, "At first, I thought it was Sandora who was hungry at night and ate it, but last night Anvina happened to pass by the kitchen when she was cleaning the house, I found out that Madiwen didn't sleep every night, and went to the kitchen on time after twelve o'clock to steal eggs......"

Me: "...... I'll go, what is this kid doing stealing eggs? ”

When the little crow heard my voice, he shrunk his neck and said like a gnat, "Hatch ......"

Me: Did "......" come up with some strange words just now?

"That's it, she's hatching eggs," Anvena sighed, and reached out and tapped the little crow's head lightly: it was not the strength of the punishment at all, but made the silly bird grin, "It's been a week in a row, and Mai Diwen goes to the kitchen every night to steal the eggs and bring them back to her room to hatch. Master, this child needs to be educated. ”

Why do you say that there is such a living treasure around me! Although I knew that this stupid bird was not very good at using her brain, I really didn't expect her to go to the kitchen to steal eggs and hatch them.

I glanced at the little crow that was already writhing restlessly, trying to ignore the girl's murderous plot, and my eyes fell on Xiaoxue: "What about this one?" What did she do wrong? ”

Lin Xue covered her face: "How do you guess the stupid bird knows that the chicks can hatch from the eggs?" ”

Me: "......" At this time, I probably just need to hehe, right?

In the end, it turned out that it was just two bear children doing headaches again, and this kind of thing happened at home I don't know how many times a day, and it can be regarded as a daily routine that our family is accustomed to. Although in many cases, they are a headache for my sister, but on the other hand, they are actually quite interesting: you can see how far these crazy children can go in a normal state of mind, and every time I have this mentality, I can produce the same sense of surprise as a scientific discovery in these bear children: the lower limit is constantly refreshed. Actually, I don't think the little crow stealing eggs is nothing in itself, although the amount of food she wastes is a bit larger. As soon as I said this, my sister objected: "It's not that simple, you'd better go to the little crow's room and have a look." ”

My instinct told me that this was certainly not a good thing, but driven by boundless curiosity, I couldn't help but go to the second floor to take a look, and when I opened the door of the little crow's room, the first thing that caught my eye was, of course, her unique bed: the little crow had made a nest out of sticks and clothes and bedding that she had collected everywhere, and she still used to sleep in the nest. And in this huge bird's nest, all the people are jumping and jumping...... Miniature little crow.

As soon as I pushed the door in, I was stunned by the sight in front of me, hundreds of ...... No, maybe more, it was just a flock of super-small Madison bouncing around in the nest in the middle of the room, and some little ones were coming out of the chandelier on the roof, the cupboard in the corner, and under the bed, each of them looking the same, ten centimeters tall, wearing miniature dresses, like an equally small version of Madison, scurrying around barefoot. Many of these miniature versions of Maidiwen seem to be unable to walk well, almost two steps at a time, some simply crawl around on the ground, and some of the slightly smarter ones are grouped together and chattering enthusiastically: they have no idea what they are communicating. There are also some mini Maidiwen who even have eggshells on their heads, and what is even more ridiculous is probably that the strength was not mastered well when they broke out of the shell, and half of their bodies were still in the eggshell, only to see a pair of small short legs running around below, looking like eggs becoming sperm.

And on the wall of the room, I also saw a large pile of eggshells piled together, and there were many mini Madiwen picking up eggshells from all corners of the room and throwing them on this eggshell mountain, with a clear division of labor and skillful coordination, as if she had been professionally trained. It's just that there is a mistake in the busy, there is a mini Mediwen with a large piece of eggshell on her head passing by, but she was suddenly caught by her sister and thrown to the eggshell mountain, and then I saw that all the mini Mediwen nearby were in a commotion and rushed forward to rescue, and the eggshell mountain collapsed......

The door suddenly opened and a stranger burst in, and of course the little creatures caught their attention at once, and I was almost ...... I listened carefully to the small creatures that I didn't know how to classify them, and they were jumping around in a heap at my feet, and I listened carefully to the cacophony of chirping...... It's really a chatter! They weren't talking, they were making the same chirping sound in their throats as only chicks!

I don't know how these ten-centimeter-tall creatures hatched out of such small eggshells...... No, the crux of the matter is not here!!

I almost jumped straight down from the second floor, and rushed to everyone in three or two steps: "I'll wipe the upstairs what's going on!" What kind of creatures are those little things! ”

"So it's not just a matter of a bird stealing an egg...... Lilina sighed as she looked up to the sky, then pointed to my shoulder, "Boss, run out of one." ”

"Tsk!" A chick chirp sounded over my shoulder as Lilina's voice fell, and the corner of my eye twitched, and I squinted to the side, and then a ten-centimeter-tall trumpet Madison came into my eyes, this little creature who didn't know what the Dao was or how to classify it sat on my shoulder with its legs crossed, looking curiously at the huge head in front of me (my...... There was still a small half of an eggshell on his head, and after looking at me for a while, the little one's head tilted, and the eggshell fell down.

Then I saw her turn into a bolt of lightning and come to the ground, and start running around looking for her eggshell.

Turned into a bolt of lightning...... Is it a natural elemental grandmaster, what kind of thing did the little crow make a bunch of things!

Just as I was stunned, I heard another chick cry from the corner of the staircase, and everyone followed the sound to see a timid miniature Maidiwen poking her head out of the handrail of the staircase, and behind her, the second and third......

"Tsk! Twitter! Twitter! Almost instantly, the sound of such chicks was heard all over the living room, and countless strange creatures with staggering steps and even eggshells on their heads emerged from all corners, and began to run around, as if they were in a disaster formation, and when I opened my eyes, I was in my own home, and when I closed my eyes and listened to the movement, I felt as if I had arrived at a chicken farm. A room full of people jumped up and down in an instant, and began to chase down the little creatures that were drilling around, and Lilina looked at me with a devastated expression: "Boss! Didn't you close the door just now?! ”

"Uh, I forgot." I shrugged my shoulders and replied honestly, three or four of the Pocket Madisen fell from the chandelier and smashed on me, and then began to jump up and down on my shoulders and head, and Jingle Bell came out of my breast pocket, holding two toothpicks in her hands in a furious battle stance, and shouted an ultimatum to these invaders, who were slightly smaller than her, but in large numbers: "Go away!" Let's go! This is Jingle Bell's home! You can't rummage around, it's a jingle bedroom...... It was the kitchen of Jingle Bell...... That's Jingle Bell's warehouse! ”

Me: "......" This is my clothes, okay?

A jingle and three mysterious creatures are storming the city on my shoulders, fighting to protect their homes and open up living space, more small creatures are chirping and screaming and running around, behind them are the real owners of this family who are trying to capture these little ones, Sandora shouts to Anvina to close all doors and windows, and my sister loudly reminds everyone to be careful with their feet and not to step on those little spots, Lynn is ordered to stand motionless on the coffee table: she is too destructive, She was joined by Pandora and Viska for trying to put colloidal bombs on the big cabinet. Everywhere you look, people are shouting and shouting, and the liveliness is even more than that of the vegetable market at half past nine in the morning. I dazzled and grabbed a miniature Madison flying past my eyes, who screamed and pounded my thumb with his little fist, and then lowered his head and bit down: judging by the strength, the combat power should not be as good as that of jingle bells. Lin Xue looked at all this with amazement and sadness, and muttered to herself: "Bastard...... It took us an hour to get up early and catch them all...... You lazy pig sleeps a lot, and the first thing you wake up is to let them all out! ”

I laughed awkwardly, confusedly, stupidly, but the eldest lady still gave me a decisive kick.

While everyone was scrambling to catch the strange creatures, the little crow seemed to think that nothing was wrong with her, so she got up and swaggered to the kitchen: she wanted to eat. Xiaoxue tiptoed towards the staircase. But after all, the actions of the two bear children did not escape the eyes of the great prophet Lin who was like a torch, and the eldest lady broke off and shouted: "Two little bastards over there!" Stand for the old lady! ”

It's like a rampage of rhythm. I began to wonder if it was time for me to take care of my illness today.

Nearly an hour passed, and the flooded miniature Medivin was finally gathered together, and Iceis made a large fence with a top with the Holy Light Barrier, and everyone threw the mysterious creatures they caught into it, and her sister counted them one by one next to her: "Two, four, six...... Eh, why is there one more? ”

A green figure struggled to jump up in the middle of a crowd of mini Madison: "Release the jingle bell!" Let the jingle bell out! 123 You idiot! 123 You fool! You are guilty of the following! Jingle Bell is sure to bite you! Wow, what do you little dwarfs want to do, don't ...... Don't lick it! ”

I didn't expect Clankbell to find a sense of height superiority too: even though she was only less than two centimeters taller than those strange little creatures.

Bing Tis opened a gap in the barrier of holy light, allowing Clankle to come out of it, and then decisively turned the "cage" to silent mode: the movement of those little things was too big, and then I pressed the little crow and Xiaoxue on the sofa again: "Okay, who will explain what is going on, those things...... Could it be a little crow......"

Before I could say it, I felt that it was beyond words, because no matter how you look at it, those little things seem to have hatched, and in context, we know that they were hatched after the little crow stole the eggs. How many times would we have been angry if there was a biologist in our family?

"What else is going on," the sister sighed, "you also know that eggs bought from the market can't hatch chicks." ”

I nodded, although I felt that the topic of the heart was really moving in the most curious direction, and I didn't hesitate.

"But the little crow is a god, and she wants something to hatch out of the eggs," the sister pointed to the little girl who was playing with her fingers hooked her head, "and now it seems that she has poured her own strength into those eggs, and of course she has created her own schizomorphs." In the past week, she has stolen hundreds of pounds of eggs and kept recharging them, and last night, all the schizomes broke out of their shells. ”

I couldn't cry or laugh: "I'll go, this ...... Why didn't anyone find out? ”

Anwena rubbed her hands apologetically: "Master, it's all my negligence...... It should have been discovered that Mai Diwen had been acting strangely these days. And she kept not letting me into her room, and I thought the child was just a normal joke. ”

In a way, Anwena is right, the little crow is indeed just joking, but her play has a big premise: this little girl is still known as the god of crows. She is a god who really has the power of God, can produce symbolic effects and various information disturbances, and more importantly, she is a god whose intelligence is basically equal to Ding Dong, common sense and ** basic equivalent, self-control and shallowness, it can be said that she is a master of our whole family's wonders, such a living treasure, how can her play be normal and affordable?

"The question now is, what to do with these little things, we have been discussing this matter all morning," my sister talked a lot about today, "these schizospheres do not have intelligence for the time being, and even if they do, they are estimated to be on par with animals, but each of them has a small part of the strength of a little crow, and if they are left alone, they may cause a lot of trouble under the instinct of them." But if you want to raise it...... Is this a group of small animals or a group of ancestors? ”

I glanced at Jingle Bell, and according to my work experience, it was probably a group of ancestors.

"Speaking of which, I think this might be a good thing," Qianqian looked up at the sky from just now and didn't know what Lu Dao was thinking, and then suddenly spoke, "Ah Jun, did you say that the Crow God Divine System was bred in this way?" ”

Me: "......?" ”

Who will stop this destroyer of the Three Views!

Qianqian snapped her fingers and said her opinions one by one: "You see, there are four major god systems in the star field, each god system has a main god and a group of ordinary gods below, but our crow god is only one, this can't be regarded as a god system, right?" ”

"Don't tell me that the future Raven God Divine System is all hatched." The corners of my mouth twitched to look at the shallow, and the corner of my eyes fell on the holy light cage made by Bingtis, and countless mini Mediwen looked restless because they were locked up, squeezing around in it, even folding into a human ladder, obviously, it was not a way to lock these little ones down like this. Well, it doesn't seem like all Mini Mediwen is running around in a panic, and in the middle of that group of little creatures there is a group of guys who seem to be busy in an organized way, and I stood up curiously to take a look, and was shocked:

"Go to the basement! They're digging holes!

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