13. Cosmic Girl の一一 (4)
13. Cosmic Girl の一一 (4)
“…… Now that you've seen the disadvantages of using a normal massage stick in a zero-gravity environment - letting bodily fluids float all over the room and causing the danger of electricity leakage - let's take a look at the benefits of Kameda Co., Ltd.'s upcoming space massage stick......
After finally breaking free from the frenzy of pleasure and returning to a normal tone, there is still a bit of crimson deer eyes on his cheeks, while using a towel to catch those shiny lewdness suspended in mid-air. The water balloon, fiddling with the new product in its hand, made it buzz and tremble, "...... Inside, it has a miniature powerful vacuum pump that collects bodily fluids to help you get rid of the annoyances that come with it while enjoying the pleasure – preventing bodily fluids from spilling into the room in space and wetting and staining your beloved sheets on the floor......
In addition, it is an essential companion for women during menstruation under weightlessness. Because under the conditions of zero gravity, the menstrual congestion in the uterus often cannot be discharged on its own, and it needs to be sucked out with the help of external force - the menstrual cramps in the universe are very terrible!
When I menstruate in space, I have to stick this thing in all day to barely feel comfortable......
In short, whether in the universe or on earth, whether it is lonely or menstruating, this space massage stick is your most intimate bedside companion, please look for Kameda Co., Ltd.'s green-headed turtle trademark......"
At this, she seemed to sigh with a slight regret, and then put her knees together. made a kneeling posture in mid-air, bowed to the camera, and made a Japanese salute with an apologetic face:
“…… I'm sorry. Since my body is unable to withstand long periods of intense exercise under weightless conditions, the medical consultant has just warned me about a rapid heartbeat! So, now I can't use this space massage stick again to give you another demonstration. Please understand the audience......"
-- The spectators on the ground, who were 360,000 kilometers away, seemed to sigh with regret.
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After a vigorous workout that was severely draining, it was clear that the Cosmic Maiden Shikame Flame was in dire need of more nutrients.
At this time. She set up a small space table in the capsule and watched the sunset disappear behind the moon's surface as she prepared a sumptuous lunch for the day.
Huh? Something seems wrong! Isn't it just noon? Why does the sun go down?
“…… Because I am now in an elliptical orbit 200 kilometers above the lunar surface. It goes around the moon every 12 hours, so you can enjoy sunrises and sunsets twice a day......"
Kameyan arranges a variety of sweets and dishes on the table while explaining the reason for the sunset outside the window.
This space dining table is specially made. It is magnetic and can hold cutlery such as knives, forks, spoons, bowls, plates, etc. Avoid these things flying around. There are also water jets and electric heaters on the table.
All kinds of space dishes are served in small bowl-shaped containers, filled with purified water and placed on a heater, and can be eaten as hot as they are - of course, since the electric heater can only reach a maximum of 70 degrees Celsius, it is impossible to count on hot pot.
-- In a weightless environment, we are most afraid that water vapor will spread everywhere, and then condense into water droplets and be suspended in the cabin, thus causing serious safety hazards.
Therefore. Space dishes must never be heated to boiling point, otherwise they are simply looking for death.
“…… Today's lunch. I opted for vacuum-packed sushi, honey-glazed pork, canned mixed vegetables, soft-wrapped orange juice and chocolate chips for dessert, in addition to over a hundred other dishes to choose from. The staple food is Nissin's seafood-flavored space instant noodles......"
Pointing to the boxes of semi-finished food on the space table, Shikame said to the camera as she continued her career as a salesman, "...... Since it is difficult to get boiled water in space, this special space instant noodle made by Nissin can be soaked at a low temperature of about 50 degrees Celsius! If you often encounter the situation that you can't find boiling water nearby, you may wish to stock up on some space instant noodles as emergency rations......"
Although the color and aroma of these space foods are already very similar to the dishes served in ordinary restaurants on the ground, dining in space is still much more troublesome than on the ground - first of all, in the face of the food on the table, even if you are hungry, you must not be in a hurry, you must pay attention to the coordination of a series of actions such as serving the bowl, opening the mouth, and chewing. Secondly, serve the bowl gently, and if the action is too violent, the food will float out of the bowl; Then, when eating, you should open your mouth quickly and close your mouth quickly, because even if you put food in your mouth, it will "fly" away if you don't close your mouth; Zuihou, the rhythm of chewing should be slowed down, because chewing slowly is not only conducive to digestion, but also can reduce the production and excretion of waste gases in the body, and avoid the pollution of the living environment.
-- If someone doesn't fart in the capsule, the small confined space will quickly become a "gas chamber."
Some people like to chat at the dinner table, but the most taboo thing to eat in space is to talk while eating, because it will make the crumbs of food chewed in the mouth fly out of the mouth and float throughout the cabin, which is difficult to remove, and if it is sucked into the nose or choked into the lungs, it can be life-threatening.
――Since Miss Kame's speech is not suitable for her to speak too much during meals, the above content is written in subtitles.
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After the sumptuous lunch, the space life of the cosmic girl Shikame Flame enters the next process - bathing!
“…… Bathing in space is a very luxurious thing, because every drop of water here is more expensive than gold! And in zero-gravity conditions, in order to prevent the bath water from flying everywhere, the bathroom must be made into such a completely sealed container......"
Standing in a fully enclosed cylindrical glass cylinder with a diving mask on his head, Shikame Yan said through the microphone attached to the mask and into the camera with a bit of an urn, "...... There's an electric pressurized water pump that sprays warm bath water over my head.
The problem is that after the bath water leaves the nozzle, it will float in the air and adhere to the bulkhead and skin.
In order to prevent choking or drowning in the bath water, I had to put on a diving mask with an oxygen supply line attached to it and apply shampoo and body wash before taking a shower. As for the dirty water after washing, it is pumped out from below with another pump, but the water droplets attached to the bathroom wall need to be cleaned up with a vacuum cleaner...... It's so troublesome that it makes you want to go crazy!
So I rarely take a shower and only use a wet towel to wipe my body...... Well, the water is finally squirting out, good boys, please don't peep......"
--After a short shower and more time to clean up the water droplets floating in the bathroom, Miss Kameyan, who was already exhausted, slowly "floated" out of the bathroom.
Then, with a few quick movements, she activated a few more buttons, and slowly injected the bath water that had been stored in a transparent jar for display into the filter recovery device for the next round of recycling.
“…… Please remember that water in space is more precious than gold, and there is no room for waste! Not only the bath water, but also the urine must be filtered into the system, purified, and then used and even drunk again - in the harsh universe, please be sure to throw away the excess shame and fully cherish every drop of water around you! ”
As she explained in such a stern manner, she took out a bag of "pre-bath water" from the end of the filter and recovery device, which was suspected to have just been recycled, pulled out the plastic straw and plugged it into her mouth, and sucked it in a big gulp......
-- Although the whole bathing process took only 15 minutes, the preparation time before the bath and the cleaning time after the bath added up to more than three hours...... This space bath provided by the Chinese space department seems to be a relatively backward old style of jishu.
In this way, after washing up this costly space bath, facing the rising sun, it is time for Miss Shikame to have dinner.
Unlike the assortment of semi-finished space food at lunch, this dinner is ready to be solved with a new invention.
“…… Boom! Look, this is a kitchen invention that keeps up with the trend of the times, a 3D food printer launched by Mingyan Company! ”
She flapped a refrigerator-sized machine and introduced in an exaggerated tone, "...... This 3D food printer can use a variety of powders and edible oils to print the processed food layer by layer through various print heads, and ensure its nutritional balance. The stored ingredients have a shelf life of 30 years, which is enough even for a trip to Mars...... For dinner today, I'm going to print a pizza, please watch it! ”
――As Kameyan operated, the whole machine began to hum and vibrate, and then slowly spit out a brightly colored pizza.
“…… In addition to this luxurious 3D food printer that works as usual in the universe, Bright Flame has also launched a common home model for use on Earth, where you can not only choose from a variety of dishes that come with the machine, but also download a variety of new menus from the Internet - just press a button and get the food you want, when you want! If you like it, please call XXXX......"
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PS: The editor in charge said that this book has always been highly concerned and has been brutally deleted and corrected all the time, if there is garbled characters and repetitions, please complain about the starting point! (To be continued.) )