Cosmic Maiden Shikame's breakfast is generally very ordinary, at least there are no strange things like alien sashimi or vinegared space squid (think about it, you know that there can't be one), and there is not even a dining table, just a few small bags of food suspended in front of you:

A small box of filled hard pies, a pack of soft drinks, a dessert, and a stick that looks like a small toothpaste.

It adds up to only the size of a palm, which is very in line with a girl's small belly and small appetite, as well as the love of beauty that never forgets the great cause of weight loss.

“…… First of all, we would like to introduce you to this oldest space food, a high-energy mixed nutrient paste! Lu Muyan held up the "toothpaste" and said to the camera, "...... It is a paste made from a mixture of beef pulp, apple pulp, vegetable puree and mashed potatoes, which is then pressed into an aluminum toothpaste shell and eaten as if it were squeezing toothpaste, squeezing them little by little into the mouth. As early as when the first astronauts of the United States and the former Soviet Union went to space, they were eating this food to fill their stomachs. Overall, it's easy to digest and has a high nutritional value, but it tastes good...... It's really not flattering, if you eat too much, you will definitely suffer from anorexia! So I don't recommend everyone to buy it. ”

She wrinkled her nose cutely, revealing a look of embarrassment, "...... All right! I'm moving! ”

After squeezing the strange-tasting "food toothpaste" into his mouth and swallowing it, Shikameyan held up the small box of sandwich hard pies, "...... Below is Fujii Foods' 'One Bite to Eat' mini instant pie. This hard pie is pressed into many small pieces, each of which is just enough to eat in one bite. so that crumbs don't leak out of your mouth...... (chewing) ...... Hmmm, the taste is very good, chicken flavor. Crunch! Then there's Meiji's soft-packaged space milk, which has a rich and pure flavor and a shelf life of up to five years, making it a necessity for you to stock up on for refuge...... Suck-"

After swallowing two pieces of chicken-flavored mini instant pie and drinking the bag of soft drink, Kameyan complimented as she explained the tips for eating in space. “…… Since there is no gravity in space, it can be difficult to eat and drink what seems to be ordinary. Rice is basically stuffed in, and water is squeezed in. In this way, the most important thing for astronauts to pay attention to when they are eating is not to talk while eating. Otherwise, food crumbs will splash out. Even choking into your nose. ”

“…… Zuihou is an after-dinner dessert that is currently the most popular space food, and it is freeze-dried ice cream from Kyoto Kato Co., Ltd.! ”

After dealing with the first three things, Shikameyan held up a cone-shaped dessert and showed it to the camera, "...... Despite its name, freeze-dried ice cream is not cold. And it dries like chalk. But after it melts in your mouth, that strange aftertaste lingers in your mouth. It's really almost the same as ice cream...... There are already mint, matcha, coconut, coffee, cream, pineapple and other flavors to choose from, so space fans who want to experience life in space on Earth may wish to buy them at the supermarket and try them! ”

“…… Smack! Well, that's the end of the simple space breakfast...... Doesn't it feel a little too shabby? It doesn't matter! Those who are interested in the feast of space may wish to look forward to the lunches and dinners that will be even more colorful. ”

After swallowing a little freeze-dried ice cream and cleaning up the rest of the wrapper, Shikame slapped his palms, then lifted his plump bust and squeezed it, announcing in a loud voice, "...... Now, our show is about to move on to the next unit - Kick Kick! Space H knowledge lecture of the cosmic girl Kameho! ”

“…… Woo-woo-" A wolf howl sounded in the background, accompanied by the smile of an Oriental naked woman.

On the other hand, Shikame put on a pair of black wide-rimmed square-rimmed glasses (props) in the style of a teacher, then turned around and pulled out a whiteboard from the unknown place, pulled out a space pen fixed to it, and wrote the title in a gorgeous font full of girlish style.

――☆Cosmic Girl ♀ Kameyan Space H Knowledge ♂ Lecture ☆!! (The font is pink with a silky sheen)

Wow! This is definitely a historic moment, and it is also the most popular content for the entire Shijie audience!

Everyone who was lucky enough to see this video couldn't help but hold their breath, looking forward to seeing the lewd moans and debauchery of this space actress, and even the incontinence squirting, and wondering if there would be another strong actor who was fierce and fierce.

However, they were doomed to disappointment.

- After whetting the audience's appetite, Shikame suddenly changed the conversation and once again played the role of a salesman.

“…… Before I start the formal lecture on space H knowledge, I would like to introduce you to this space pen in my hand......"

Ignoring the disappointment sighs of the spectators, who were resentful enough to break through the sky 360,000 kilometers away, Miss Shikame just reached out and pulled the camera in front of her, gathering the space pen that was inserted between her cleavage, "...... There is such a widely circulated story that when the US space department sent astronauts into space, they found that the astronauts could not write at all with ballpoint pens and pens in weightlessness. So, it took them a few years and hundreds of millions of dollars to finally develop a new type of space ballpoint pen. This space pen is not only suitable for weightlessness, but also for writing fluently in many other harsh conditions...... And the Russians have always used pencils in space.

The original purpose of this story is to show people that sometimes some seemingly complex problems have very simple ready-made solutions, but we need to use our brains...... It's certainly educational, but it's a pity it's fabricated -- first, American astronauts have also used pencils; Secondly, pencils are not suitable for use in space; Zuihou, Russian and Chinese cosmonauts later also used space pens. ”

She reached out and held up a pencil, side by side with the space pen in her cleavage. Then the number fell out of the pencil in the universe shortcomings, "...... Due to the general fountain pen and ballpoint pen, it cannot be used in weightless space. Therefore, the pencil became the only choice of the early astronauts. However, the graphite refill of the pencil can sometimes break, and then float into the nose and eyes in a weightless environment, or float into the electrical appliance to cause a short circuit! In addition, the lead and wood of the pencil are extremely flammable, and the tip of the pencil can turn into a dart if it is not done well. Unknowingly hurts our skin!

So, now there's this space pen that I just used, and it has a sealed pneumatic refill. The upper part is filled with nitrogen, which pushes the ink towards the nib by the pressure of the gas. In addition to being used in the weightless space environment, it can also be used in special environments such as cold mountains and polar regions, and is deeply loved by outdoor enthusiasts. Please look for the logo of Itoya Stationery Co., Ltd. Only 998 per pen! Just 998! Super durable space pen to take home ......"

-- At this moment. The most common voice of the whole shijie audience is probably this: Pit daddy! I even took off my pants, and you're going to let me see this?!

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Fortunately in the misfortune, the audiences from all over the world who are full of black lines are about to be bombarded by the indiscriminate bombardment of various Japanese product advertisements, and they are so angry that they smash the screen with their fists on the spot, and the "Space H Knowledge Lecture" that has been grinding for a long time has finally officially begun.

At the beginning of the Space H knowledge lecture, Miss Kameyan first started from the large screen fixed to the bulkhead. At the same time, he brought up two high-resolution photos of male reproductive organs, and then put his slender hand on it without shiness. Explain the similarities and differences between the two photographs to the audience.

“…… Look, here are two congested erect chicks. Chickens, what do you think is the difference between them? Mmmm, everyone can see it! The one in front looks thick and black, with bulging green tendons, and it is very strong and powerful at first glance, which can definitely make a woman scream loudly with pleasure. And the one in the back looks like a caterpillar that has just been sprayed with pesticides, which makes people very suspicious whether it can fit into the hot and humid cave of the woman!

Everyone must think that the previous photo should be taken under the crotch of a strong man, and the latter belongs to a certain impotence man!

Unfortunately, this is actually the same sturdy man, taken in the same month, his body did not have any lesions, but the former was taken on the ground, while the latter was taken in the universe!

Uh-huh? Weishenme will be like this? The reason is simple, because our human blood circulation system is designed for gravity conditions. Once in space, gravity disappears, and the upper body will have too much blood and the lower body will not have enough blood. Reflected on the man, that is, the thing under the crotch is difficult to congest and erect, even if it is barely erected, the size will be reduced by a circle, and at the same time it is not strong enough - in short, after the man comes to space, at least half of the man will become impotence! And the remaining half will also become short and soft, which will be disappointing, and no one will be exempt......"

Pointing to the caterpillar-like penis. Stem, Lu Mu Yan put on a disdainful expression, and pouted in disgust, "...... And even more disappointing things are yet to come. Let's see, and then how will these two things behave? ”

Then, with the movement of her fingers, the two yin on the screen. The stem suddenly became active, and after a brief shudder, it began to erupt - but the one on the ground. The stem, however, drained smoothly and squirted out a thick white mucus; But the yin that was shot in space. The stem, however, seemed to be plagued, but a small amount of unknown liquid slowly oozed out drop by drop, but it could not be poured out happily......

“…… See, in space, because there is no gravity, a man's sperm cannot gather to form a squirt, but can only seep out drop by drop...... This will not only make the woman feel very uncomfortable, but also there is almost no chance of a successful conception for the woman......"

After briefly explaining the scientific reasons for the above situation, Shikameyan sighed and shook his head with a sad sigh, and said a summary that was enough to make the whole shijie male dignity lost: "...... In short, in the harsh space of space, the hardness of a man's thing is not as hard as rubber, the staying power is not as good as a battery, the dexterity is not as good as a finger, the length is not as long as a massage stick, and it is easy to break in difficult movements...... Please be sure to be prepared to solve your own physiological needs, and don't have high expectations for the opposite sex! ”

-- This moment. All the male viewers who are in front of the TV screen are probably raising their middle fingers and yelling "FUCK" and "fuck this bitch"!

However. Miss Kameyan, who was in the orbit of the moon 360,000 kilometers away, obviously couldn't feel the boundless resentment of the self-esteem of those men on the earth, and just continued her lecture on space H knowledge by herself.

“…… Moreover, there is another trouble with H behavior between opposites in space, that is, because there is no gravity, it is difficult to fix one's body - when the two want to be intimate. Even a single touch will immediately be flicked away by the reaction force, as for more complex actions such as kissing, hugging, and 'insertion'. It's even more difficult, and you even need help from others......"

She pulls up a cartoon from the screen showing two astronauts trying to hug each other and do "intense sports", but they are not balanced due to their control. It turned out to be hilariously like two rubber balls. In the cabin for a while, "fit", and for a while, it bounces open, and there is no way to do a good "piston movement". Zuihou had to be tied up by other astronauts and assisted from time to time to finally complete a "process".

“…… Obviously, it is very difficult to do H in a zero-gravity environment because there is no traction. You're likely to hit the wall repeatedly and become swollen and bruised...... Furthermore. In the case of weightlessness, there will be no convection in the air, and the heat dissipation of the human body during intense exercise will naturally become a problem - when both men and women stay in the same position for a long time and do H things, the air around the body will become hot and humid, and cling to the surface of the body, like a damp and stuffy blanket being wrapped around the body, which is really unspeakably uncomfortable......"

“…… Therefore, in space, before men and women do H things together, they must have an electric fan around them to facilitate blowing and heat dissipation; Or during the whole H process, you should not stay in one place, but float around in each cabin to prevent hot air from accumulating on the surface of the body......"

While saying these serious words, Shikameyan tried to put on a sad face, and then his tone became more poignant, "...... But these things mentioned above,None of the real key issues,The most important thing is,Do men who bear the main physical exertion in the H process really have the physical strength to support a step to zuihou? ”

When she asked this question, the picture displayed on the LCD screen of the bulkhead also turned into a picture of human blood circulation," ...... In zero-gravity space, the heaviest organ in our body is the heart, because without gravity, a large amount of blood is not normally accumulated near the heart, which leads to low blood pressure in other parts of the body. Long-term large-scale and intense movements can easily cause men's body to lose strength, heart overload, and even sudden death, which is the so-called 'immediate stroke'. Even if there is no immediate stroke, the rapid consumption of physical strength will cause men to feel dizzy and have an abnormal heartbeat during the H process, and then gradually fall into fainting! Therefore, it is often impossible to hold out to zuihou......

Speaking of this, Shikame Yan smiled again and poured a handful of salt on the pride of the whole shijie man, "...... Again, in the harsh space of space, the hardness of a man's thing is not as hard as rubber, the staying power is not as strong as a battery, the dexterity is not as good as a finger, the length is not as long as a massage wand, and it is easy to break in difficult movements...... So, in situations where men can't count on it, women should learn to solve problems on their own......"

Then, she took out the tool she was ready to use to "solve the problem": a thick fuchsia massage stick!

“…… This is the latest space massage stick that Kameda Corporation has obtained authorization from NASA (Aeronautics and Space Administration) and will soon be put into full-scale production!

You must be curious to know what is the difference between this thing and ordinary massage sticks! Oh, please pay attention to the audience, in the harsh universe, even the simplest masturbation is a dangerous thing for us. If we use a normal model of massage stick to soothe our body, it is likely to cause unexpected trouble...... Now, I'm going to show you how......"

As he said this, Shikameyan parted his thighs again, reached out to break the two freshly cleaned lips under his crotch, carefully took a small tube of lube with an aphrodisiac effect, and gently squeezed it in...... Then, after a pleasant moan, she took out a buzzing and vibrating regular massage stick, first pressed it against the edge of her lips for a moment, and then slowly inserted it.

“…… Not...... Yes...... Yes...... It feels so hard! Ahh......h

She thrust the buzzing and trembling massage rod straight to the end in one breath, and she couldn't help but gasp again and again, and fell into the whirlpool of pleasure.

Subsequently, with his rich experience, Lu Mu Yan skillfully operated the rhythm and patterns of the massage stick, sometimes deep and sometimes shallow, occasionally rubbing to the left or xiangyou, or spinning like a circle, while spitting out a string of coquettish moans, which made people can't help but ripple for it.

“…… Oh...... Not...... Ahh

Under the focus of the camera, accompanied by the increasingly loud screams of the deer eye, the massage rod was thrusting inside her again and again...... The massage rod that penetrated deep into her body, each thrust dragged out a crystal unidentified liquid, and then splashed everywhere, turning into countless small water balls floating in the air, and as time passed, the number increased, gradually filling the entire field of view of the camera......

“…… Right now...... You understand...... weishenme can't be in space...... Use a regular massage wand...... Comfort yourself......"

Shikameyan lifted her face, which had become flushed with excitement, and said breathlessly, while stretching out her pink little tongue and licking off a small drop of water floating in front of her, "...... That's what it is...... Consequences of using an ordinary massage stick in weightlessness. It will cause your excreted bodily fluids to accumulate and diffuse around you, and even turn into small mines drifting around. Not only will it be a danger to yourself, but it will also threaten the electrical facilities in the cabin ......" (to be continued. )