Extra five: Sheng'er and Xiao Mian's stupid and cute daily life

63

Xiao Ah Mian said confidently: "Mother, Ah Mian wants to get married!" ”

Noah was dumbfounded: "Why? ”

Xiao Amian: "Brother Crown said that as long as I marry him, I don't have to study and write so hard, and he is responsible for supporting me." ”

Noya "poofed" and smiled: "Your prince's brother still has to study, how can he support you?" ”

Xiao Amian: "Brother the prince said that as long as I agree to marry him, the emperor's uncle will agree not to let him study, and he will naturally earn money to support me." ”

Noah: "......"

Baili Jiu walked violently: "The upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, I will find Chu Qingchen to settle the account." ”

64

The little prince arrived at the General's Mansion.

"Aunt Jiu, why didn't Xiao Mian go to the palace to study?"

Baili Jiu glanced at him and said angrily: "Because Xiao Ah Mian is getting married!" ”

The little prince clenched his fists: "Little Amian promised to marry me." ”

Baili Jiu: "But his father didn't agree." ”

The little prince looked disgusted: "I didn't want to marry you originally?" ”

65

Sheng'er: "Daddy, why did Confucius say that 'only women and villains are difficult to raise'?" ”

Bailijiu pondered with a deep face: "This is to tell us that it is not easy to raise a wife and children, and it is not easy to support a family." ”

Sheng'er nodded thoughtfully: "I listen to Confucius, and I won't marry a daughter-in-law in the future." ”

Baili Jiu: "Actually, it's not necessarily, you can let a woman support you." ”

66

Noya jumped like thunder: "The old lady wants to remarry!" ”

Xiao Amian timidly suggested: "The person who sells sugar gourds in the east of the city is very good, and my mother can consider it." ”

Baili Jiu: "Aren't you afraid that your mother will marry him and make him angry for two days, and you won't have sugar gourds to eat in the future?" ”

Xiao Ah Mian hesitated for a long time, and said, "Actually, our master is better......

Noah: "......"

67

Xiao Mian: "Brother, do you say there are really ghosts in this world?" ”

Xiao Sheng'er said old-fashionedly: "Of course there is." ”

Xiao Mian looked frightened: "Huh? ”

Xiao Sheng'er: "Our mother is a stingy ghost." ”

68

Xiao Amian hugged the pillow and stood in front of the bed with a complaining face: "I want to sleep with my mother!" ”

Baili Jiu: "You're so old, you're not a child anymore." ”

Xiao Ah Mian sneered at each other: "Daddy is not a child anymore!" Why do you need to sleep with your mother? ”

Baili Jiu: "That's because your mother is afraid of ghosts at night." ”

Xiao Ah Mian nodded reluctantly: "No wonder my mother yelled at the pervert last night." ”

"Poof!"

69

Xiao Sheng'er: "Mother, you always say that your father is not good, why did you marry him in the first place?" ”

Noah: "Because my mother was blind at the beginning!" ”

Xiao Sheng'er: "My mother had an eye disease, and my father didn't dislike you, how can you forget your original kindness after you get better?" ”

Noah: "......"

Ninth Master: "Sure enough, it's still a son." ”

70

Xiao Sheng'er came back from the school.

"Mother, Master, please go to the palace tomorrow."

Noah: "Who are you fighting again?" ”

Xiao Sheng'er reluctantly counted with her fingers: "The crown prince, the third prince, Li Shizi, and the eldest son of Prime Minister Yan's family......"

Noya glared: "You can't beat these people, do you need to call me?" ”

Baili Jiu: "......"

Xiao Sheng'er: "I also told the master the same, but the master said that everyone else called it, but I didn't call it, as if I picked it up." ”

71

Noah: "Sheng'er, why haven't you heard of you fighting lately?" ”

Xiao Sheng'er said confidently: "Now that I'm the boss, who dares not to listen?" ”

Noya praised: "Shout, my son has grown up, wasn't the prince the boss before?" ”

Xiao Sheng'er said proudly: "I told him that I will be his eldest brother sooner or later, and he will call me eldest brother sooner or later." So he's obediently listening to me now. ”

72

Xiao Sheng'er: "Daddy, can you marry Sheng'er a daughter-in-law?" ”

Ninth Master: "Hey, a little brat, you're thinking about marrying a daughter-in-law?" ”

Xiao Sheng'er pouted: "I think it's not bad to marry a daughter-in-law, so I can have a helper when my mother beats me." ”

Ninth Master: "There seems to be nothing wrong with this!" ”

73

The old lady pleaded bitterly for Sheng'er: "This discipline child can't beat and scold at every turn, be patient." ”

Noah: "Mother, that's because you don't know how naughty this fox cub is!" ”

Old lady: "How can a boy not be naughty." ”

Noah: "He mixed mustard into the coachman's old plum cigarette pouch!" ”

Old lady: "This kid really knows how to play." ”

Noah: "He pees in the kitchen tank!" ”

Old lady: "More naughty than his father when he was a child." ”

Noah: "He also put chili powder in the twilight rouge. ”

Old lady: "It's a big deal!" ”

Noah: "And the rag doll that replaced the Guanyin Bodhisattva you worshiped with a crown last time, he did it too!" ”

Old lady: "Daughter-in-law, my old bones have been a little uncomfortable recently, it's time for the event, you can rest beside me, let me come." ”

74

Xiao Sheng'er: "Grandmother, can you give Sheng'er another little uncle as a companion?" ”

Old lady: "Why don't you let your aunt give you a little brother." ”

Xiao Sheng'er: "I have to let him everywhere when I give birth to a little brother, naturally I am not as good as a little uncle, not only to protect me, but also to send me red envelopes during the New Year." ”

75

Xiao Amian: "Brother, brother, are the chicks hatched from eggshells?" ”

Xiao Sheng'er nodded: "Yes, it will be incubated for more than twenty days." ”

Xiao Mian: "How can the chick pant in it?" ”

Xiao Sheng'er explained matter-of-factly: "It must be a fart to smell yourself!" ”

Xiao Mian: "How stinky is that?" ”

Xiao Sheng'er: "Why don't the chickens have noses?" ”

(Chicks have noses)

76

Master: "Have you remembered the three principles and five constants that I told you today, the three from the four virtues?" ”

Students: "Remember." ”

Master: "Do you understand?" ”

Sheng'er: "I don't understand. ”

Master: "Well, you don't count, after all, there are some deep-seated beliefs that cannot be changed. Everyone else understands, so let's move on to the next lesson. ”

77

Noah: "I met a thief on the street today, and he was so good that I didn't even notice it. ”

Baili Jiu: "Tai Sui's head broke ground, and this thief was a little bolder." ”

Noah: "Not only that, but he also had a hard mouth, and he was beaten by me and his nose and face were swollen, so he was willing to return the silver ticket to me, and gave me an extra two hundred taels." ”

Baili Jiuyi pointed to the Eight Immortals table: "Madam, are you sure you went out with a silver ticket?" ”

78

Noah: "Ninth Master, how did you hear that the concubine body has heard that there are some restless women around you who are about to move recently?" ”

Ninth Master: "Madame is too worried, husband, I have always adhered to the three obedience and four virtues, and I will never dare to have two hearts." ”

Noya: "Don't be nervous, Ninth Master, it's just that Sheng'er is greedy for someone else's stepmother and wants to send him over to have a good time." ”

Ninth Master: "Madame, aren't you afraid that if the child becomes addicted?" ”

Noah: "That seems reasonable. ”

79

Xiao Mian: "Brother, why don't we have wings for birds?" ”

Xiao Sheng'er: "Probably because we haven't grown up yet." ”

Xiao Mian: "Will we have it when we grow up?" ”

Xiao Sheng'er said proudly: "I can't say, my mother scolds me every day for having hard wings and being able to fly, but I have never scolded you like this, probably you don't." ”

80

Twilight Si intercepted Xiao Amian: "Little Amian, why did you run away when you saw Sister Twilight Four these days?" ”

Xiao Ah Mian trembled and said: "Xiao Ah Mian is not delicious, sister don't eat me." ”

Twilight was confused, "Why should I eat you?" ”

Xiao Mian: "My mother said that Sister Twilight already has a baby in her belly. ”

Twilight Four: "Yes." ”

Xiao Amian: "Then next time you are hungry, will you eat Xiao Amian into your stomach?" ”

Twilight Four: "Poof! ”

Weiyang has something to say:

From today on, this "Concubine Turning Treasure Book" is officially over, thank you for your love and perseverance, especially thank you for waiting for KS and Yi Xuan Beauty to give our little fox a name, I like it very much.

The fourth Gong Dou novel is also in preparation, and it is expected to meet you after the National Day. Weiyang wishes all the beauties a happy holiday, and we'll see you after the holiday!