Extra four: Sheng'er and Xiao Mian's stupid and cute daily life
47
Xiao Amian: "Brother, have you gone to marry our mother and father?" ”
Sheng'er shook her head: "Grandmother said I was too naughty, so my mother didn't take me." ”
Xiao Mian lowered her head sadly: "I didn't go either, does my mother dislike me too?" ”
Sheng'er patted her head: "Don't be sad, Xiao Mian, it's a big deal that we won't take them when we get married in the future." ”
Noah: "......"
48
Sheng'er secretly asked Bailijiu: Daddy, my mother is so fierce, why did you marry her to be our mother in the first place?
Bailijiu pondered: "Although your mother is useless, at least, you can still cook." ”
Sheng'er was quite disdainful: "You delayed me and my sister for a lifetime just because of a moment of greed?" ”
Noah: "Little fox cub, you get over to the old lady!" ”
49
Noah takes Ah Mian to the hot spring villa to soak in the hot springs.
The little Mian in the water was quite curious: "Why is this water hot?" ”
Noya took out the box containing soap beans and salt, and said casually, "Because there is a big stove buried in the ground." ”
Xiao Ah Mian cried out with a "wow": "Mother doesn't want Ah Mian anymore!" ”
Noah was inexplicable: "Who said that?" ”
Xiao Amian sobbed and said, "You also brought salt, you obviously want to cook Amian!" ”
50
Xiao Sheng'er returned from the palace in a hurry.
"Daddy, today the master has changed his seat, and I am sitting with the most beautiful slender county lord."
Baili Jiu asked with interest: "Then did you tell her that you like her very much?" ”
Xiao Sheng'er shook her head sheepishly.
Bailijiu: "Look at you so stupid, you don't look like my Bailijiu's son at all!" ”
Xiao Sheng'er: "I'm not stupid, if I confess to Xian Xian, other girls won't bring me candy to eat." ”
Baili Jiu looked helpless: "You are really a good son of your foodie." ”
51
Bailijiu beckoned to Xiao Sheng'er.
"Xiao Sheng'er is now older, and it's time to teach you some tricks for chasing girls."
Xiao Sheng'er pouted: "Didn't you just marry A-Niang, what is there to show off, I don't want to repeat the mistakes of the past." ”
Noah was furious: "Hey, little fox cub, how do you talk? ”
Xiao Sheng'er: "Does my mother want Xiao Sheng'er to marry a lady like my mother in the future?" ”
Noah was speechless.
52
Xiao Mian'er: "Brother, why does my mother always call you a little fox cub?" ”
Xiao Sheng'er scratched her head: "Probably because I'm a fox child." ”
Xiao Mian: "Oh my God! Could it be that my mother is a fox? ”
Xiao Sheng'er will be suspicious: "My mother is fierce, stupid and ugly, how do you look like the legendary fox spirit?" ”
Noah: "......"
Ninth Master: "Sheng'er is reasonable. ”
53
Xiao Amian: "Mother, why did you marry your father?" ”
Noah sighed.
"In the past, my mother was a famous matchmaker in the capital."
"And then?"
"And then your father is too ugly, no one wants to smash it in his hand, you can't smash my golden signboard for many years, right?"
54
Noya and Jiu Ye are angry.
"Xiao Mian, Xiao Sheng'er, if your mother and father are with you?"
Xiao Sheng'er said categorically: "Naturally, I follow my mother." ”
Noya was moved to tears: "My mother didn't hurt you in vain." ”
Xiao Sheng'er: "Daddy is so afraid of his wife, we will definitely be beaten if we marry our stepmother in the future." ”
Noah: "......"
Xiao Amian hesitated: "If you follow your mother, you will also be beaten." ”
Xiao Sheng'er: "But no one dares to marry my mother, but we still have a chance to live." ”
Baili Jiu: "Poof! ”
55
"There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south, and the Bodhisattva of Great Compassion and Great Compassion ...... Guanyin"
"Madame, what are you muttering?"
"I'm overdoing it for her. You see her red lips twitching, her eyes full of tears, full of helplessness and remorse, so pitiful. I hope she won't meet someone as ruthless and unrighteous as you in her next life. ”
"Madam, I just asked you to stew a fish soup for me, how did you become a sinner through the ages?"
56
Xiao Sheng'er and Xiao Mian came back from the palace and hung their heads.
"Father, mother, the master asked you to enter the palace tomorrow."
Ninth Master: "Is it another trouble?" Who are you fighting again? ”
Xiao Sheng'er whispered: "Today, Sun Da secretly accosted his sister again. ”
Ninth Master: "Well, it's time to fight, that kid is squinting when he sees it." ”
Xiao Sheng'er: "The third prince also secretly sent his sister vine cake to eat, and touched Xiao Amian's hand......"
Ninth Master: "Prince, do you dare to fight?" But both he and his father have bad intentions. ”
Noya raised his forehead and sighed: "With such a brother by his side, can he still marry in this life?" ”
57
Noya was lying on the bed in Baili Jiu's clothes, curvy, passionate, and extremely tempting.
"Master, is the little girl beautiful in this dress?"
The ninth master pounced on her like a wolf, stripped her of her in three or two strokes, turned around and left.
"Ninth Master, I have this New Year's dress left, and you still want to occupy it!"
Noah behind him looked complaining.
The Ninth Master turned around suddenly: "However, the owner of this dress can ravage as much as you want." ”
58
Xiao Sheng'er: "Daddy, if someone is willing to pay 100,000 taels of silver to buy his mother, will you sell it?" ”
The ninth master looked left and right: "Who?" Who is so blind? ”
Xiao Sheng'er: "I just said what if." ”
The ninth master said categorically: "Don't say 100,000, even if you give 1 million, your father will not sell your mother." ”
Xiao Sheng'er: "I'm so moved, my father is so infatuated with my mother." ”
Jiu Ye muttered in a low voice: "We can't do that kind of lack of morality that blames others, besides, no matter how much money I have, I have the life to take it, and I don't have the life to spend it." ”
59
Xiao Sheng'er: "Mother, if someone is willing to pay 100,000 taels of silver to buy Daddy, will you sell it?" ”
Nuoya said without hesitation: "Don't say 100,000, 10,000 taels can be traded." ”
Xiao Sheng'er pouted: "Daddy said that even if someone pays one million, he won't sell his mother." ”
Nuoya pointed to Xiao Sheng'er's forehead and hated that iron could not become steel: "You are stupid, your father can't get rid of it, sell him, and when the silver is in hand, he will come back by himself." What a good way to make money, my son is too smart. ”
Xiao Sheng'er: "......"
60
Xiao Sheng'er: "Sister, you said that if someone pays 100,000 taels to buy one of our fathers and mothers, which one do you sell?" ”
Xiao Ah Mian didn't think twice: "Naturally, it's Ah Niang." ”
Xiao Sheng'er: "Why?!" ”
Xiao Ah Mian glanced at Sheng'er: "Ah Niang is such a wealth fan, with her, no matter how much silver Daddy sells, it won't fall into our hands." ”
Xiao Sheng'er: "If it were me, I would have sold Daddy." ”
Xiao Mian: "Why? ”
Sheng'er said seriously: "Even if our aunt sells it, others will return it, and she is busy in vain." ”
Noah: "......"
Ninth Master: "The benevolent see the benevolent, and the wise see the wise." ”
61
Noah: "Ninth Master, if someone pays 100,000 taels to buy one of the two dolls, will you sell Sheng'er or Ah Mian?" ”
The two dolls listened with their ears crossed, their faces full of nervousness.
The ninth master touched his chin and thought: "Naturally, he sold Sheng'er." ”
Noah: "Why? ”
Jiu Ye: "Sheng'er is too wealthy, Lao Tzu is afraid that he will really find someone to sell Lao Tzu one day!" ”
62
Xiao Amian asked with a sad face: "Brother, why don't our mothers need to study?" ”
Sheng'er: "Then you don't need to ask, if you can marry a good husband, you don't have to work so hard to endorse." ”
Xiao Mian: "Then why doesn't Daddy have to study?" ”
Sheng'er: "That's because my father has a good father, how good our grandfather is!" ”
Xiao Mian: "Why are we so miserable?" ”
Sheng'er hung her head and was dejected: "You are content, you can still marry in the future, there is still a glimmer of life, my life is over." ”