-- Urban comprehensive management law enforcement officer, referred to as urban management, is a glorious and great profession, a mighty and solemn profession, a profession full of vitality and violence, and a profession with a long history. It is said that its predecessor can be traced back to the ancient Roman Empire, and it participated in countless tragic civil wars to usurp the throne, leaving a strong mark in the history of the West......

-- China's chengguan is a major paramilitary organization secretly developed in China, managing cities and exercising guerrilla tactics in peacetime; In wartime, they can be incorporated into the regular army. It is an excellent reserve army that can charge, reconnoitre, guerrilla, endure hardships, endure hardships, and fight.

-- The Pentagon secret report says that China's chengguan team is a terrifying paramilitary organization with great potential to fight around the clock with a single broken van or pickup truck. It is said that if you want to become an excellent chengguan, the entry standard is to have the ability to dismantle the Gundam empty-handed.

-- In accordance with the Five Principles of Peaceful Coexistence, China solemnly undertakes not to be the first to use urban management ......

Obviously, the above crazy words are naturally just jokes.

However, in today's Chinese society, chengguan is indeed a dangerous profession that is notorious, but it is also very vulnerable to physical and mental injuries.

On the first day of the summer internship at the dog management center, our protagonist Wang Qiu had a profound experience of this.

——It wasn't until more than half a month after the end of the earth-shattering, ghost-weeping man-dog battle on Cabbage Street that he dragged his scarred body and long back, and left the hospital weakly under the red sunset.

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Human potential is unlimited, I don't know who said this.

I have to admit that as the spirit of all things, the potential of human beings to be explored in themselves is indeed far beyond the imagination of many people.

Legend has it that in a black tribe in Africa, the rite of passage for a boy is to go to the grassland alone to hunt a lion and then return with its tail...... Over time, as the tribe's population grew, the lions on the nearby grasslands became endangered.

- It can be seen that humans are the most dangerous creatures on Shijie, and what lions and tigers are floating clouds in front of humans!

As a Chinese college student in today's society, Wang Qiu naturally does not have the courage of a black African lion hunting boy. And he just went to the chengguan team for an internship, and he didn't have the juggling skills of the old-timers like the Mongolian nomads wielding a horse pole on the grassland, dexterously using iron tongs to catch dogs, but when the dogs were besieged and life and death, he still let out a zuihou roar, showing a super-level martial arts talent and fighting ability - both like chicken blood and like bursting seed, in short, it was at that moment that Rambo possessed the body, his mind and will went berserk, and his fighting skills skyrocketed by 300%......

How so? Previously, in order to strive for a relatively high credit and then mix with an activist scholarship, Wang Qiu, who is about to enter his senior year this year. I have also been a human target for two years in the women's self-defense training in the university's physical education class, and I have no experience in beating people and I have experience in being beaten, so I still have a bit of a pound to start, at least it should be above the average level of ordinary college students...... Huh? Why does it seem a little faintly sad?

- People are good men and don't fight women, he is beaten by a group of women four times a week......

Anyway, the so-called horizontal is afraid of being stunned, the stunned is afraid of dying, and the vicious dog is also afraid of the ruthless, ping pong has a vicious fight, and Wang Qiu, who is fierce and tyrannical, has not only been buried in a dog kiss like the unlucky little girl in Dongshan Village, but has won a big victory: two electric batons were bent and deformed, one dog was beaten on the spot and his brain burst, three dogs were broken in the backbone, six dogs were stunned by electric batons, and a mad dog was stabbed open in the belly by Wang Qiu with a rusty watermelon knife he picked up from the side of the road, The intestines flowed all over the ground, and it looked like it was dead. …,

And the tragic situation of the death of this group of dogs, after being photographed and posted on the Internet, actually attracted the unanimous condemnation of several brainless dog lovers.

Alas, in today's society, where public opinion and moral standards are quite strange, it seems that only violence is the most reliable support!

Of course, our Comrade Wang Qiu is neither a superman nor a special soldier, and after experiencing such a vicious fight, he will naturally not be unscathed - when the old Comrade Sun, who escaped from the battle before, hurried with rescuers, although the group of stray dogs were already dead and fled, Wang Qiu was almost a bloody man, his whole body was covered with scratches and bites, and his new urban control uniform was almost a strip of rags, and he couldn't even stand steadily, so he could only lie on the road with his back to the street tree, and his mouth was still moaning: "...... This chengguan is really not capable of ordinary people......"

- There is nothing to say, the next thing is to call an ambulance to send him to the hospital, and then bandage and disinfect and get a rabies vaccine, and a group of doctors and nurses almost wrapped poor Wang Qiu into a mummy......

Fortunately, although he suffered multiple injuries to the soft tissues of his body and almost fell into a coma due to excessive blood loss, he miraculously did not hurt either the bone nor the phase, but only injured some flesh and skin, and basically did not leave sequelae.

Fortunately, according to the photos and eyewitness identification, as well as the forensic identification of the dog's teeth, among the dogs that were corona by Wang Qiu, there were not only the vicious dog that bit the four-year-old girl in Dongshan Village, but also the "extraordinarily big murderer" who bit SWSJ in front of the TV camera......

As a result, the city's dog management center not only successfully completed the hard task of "300 dogs in June", but also won the commendation of the municipal government. Even the parents of the little girl who died tragically in Dongshan Village also beat gongs and drums and held pennants to thank them, and for a time they were really blessed by misfortune and overjoyed - by the way, the murderous dog was said to have been cut off by the little girl's parents and thrown into the cauldron, and boiled alive for an hour before dying.

And Wang Qiu, a great hero lying in the hospital, was naturally not forgotten.

Five days ago, the city's urban management captain, a sturdy old man who was about to retire but still had a meaty face, personally came to Wang Qiu's ward to visit and condole, patted Wang Qiu's shoulder with a fan-like palm, and praised him: "The young man is quite capable of fighting!" Sure enough, it's a good material to be a dog fighter! ”

After that, the fat director of the dog management center, a relative of his own family who introduced Wang Qiu to the chengguan internship also came, and first smiled and told him to rest well, so that he didn't have to rush back to the internship position. Then he turned around and said that Comrade Lao Sun, who had gone to fight dogs with him before, would retire in two months. If the young man is willing to perform well, as long as he passes a very simple assessment, he can take over Lao Sun's class......

——As the saying goes, using the right person to inspire a blockbuster, and using the wrong person to fight a blockbuster, recruiting interns can recruit such a fierce man who dares to fight and fight, and the fat director seems to be honored......

In this regard, Wang Qiu naturally showed gratitude, and almost patted his chest to express his determination.

He then left the hospital and returned to his home in an urban village next to Cabbage Street.

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“…… Unknown ceiling...... Uh, no, it's finally seeing the familiar ceiling again. ”

The midsummer nights are extremely hot, the loud cicadas chirp are irritating, and only the cool breeze blowing from the air conditioner makes people feel a little refreshed.

Wang Qiu held a notebook in his hand and lay down on the small bed that he had been absent for a long time, motionless, only feeling back pain and weakness.

His eyes were unfocused at the ceiling, and his mind seemed to be filled with a mess of paste, and he couldn't even complain. …,

However, I don't have to smell the disinfectant water anymore, and I don't have to eat expensive and unpalatable sick meals anymore - after all, it's good at home!

- Although he was the only one left at home at this time, his mother, who had come to visit him from out of town not long ago, had left again.

It's just that, looking at the "Dog Fighting Hero" pennant hanging on the wall at the end of the bed, Wang Qiu couldn't help but sigh melancholy again.

Relying on the outstanding performance of fighting the group of dogs alone and capturing the two "wanted criminals" this time, according to the fat director, if he behaved well during the internship and did not make any trouble, he would definitely be able to enter the urban management team after graduation. Although it is basically impossible to be a civil servant, the establishment of a public institution should still be very promising.

——With the scars of this body, in exchange for the solution of the employment problem after graduation, it doesn't seem to be too much of a loss? It's an iron rice bowl!

Alas, isn't every chengguan typed?

But to be honest, being a chengguan in this small city is actually quite miserable, with a basic salary of less than 2,000 a month, and the benefits are also very pitiful.

It is said that in the last century, when the state was not so particular about the legal system, urban management used to be a very nourishing department within the government units. No capital, no skills, just shout on the street to check, and then intercept the hawker and beat the fat words, so big as household appliances, small as daily necessities, all kinds of goods can be moved to their homes without money.

But times are progressing after all. By now, the law enforcement of urban management has also become more civilized, and various rules are becoming stricter and stricter, and it is difficult to move the confiscated things to their homes. According to several seniors, the fruits that accumulate in the warehouse of seized goods every month are often rotten and fermented, and no one dares to touch them. And although there are certainly cases of privately benefiting themselves, at least the kind of open-minded bandits sweeping the streets are not so common.

But the problem is that the risk of being stabbed and splashed with sewage while patrolling has not been reduced at all.

Those who are in charge of industry and commerce go to the streets to check and prohibit illegal stalls, and there is indeed some oil and water. But in the face of the hawkers who set up stalls all over the street and obstruct traffic, if you don't care about it, you can't keep your job, and if you want to manage it, you can't help but use violence - if you really want to engage in civilized law enforcement with harmony, it is estimated that no one can control it. But if violence is often used to make things bigger, there will be news media follow-up reports soon, and it is really not a person inside and out!

As for the fact that the chengguan was stabbed in the street and hospitalized, it basically happened every month.

But the chengguan still have to adhere to the policy of solving problems by force - they can't learn from the advanced experience of a certain place, and let a group of pure men wear the puppet costumes of robot cats or black cat sheriffs, holding "Dear, don't set up stalls anywhere!" The brand is selling cute all over the street!

It's just helping the vendors get business! Please don't overestimate the festival of illegal stallholders!

As for the dog management center, it is even more difficult to mention - a chengguan without ten or eight dog gnawing marks on his arms and thighs is not a good chengguan!

Alas, people have to fight for their lives in order to survive, and many chengguan were originally poor laid-off people, and their "suppression" of small vendors is nothing more than a mixed meal, this is a struggle for the survival of the poor against the poor, there is no right or wrong, only winning or losing.

Thinking of the poor chengguan who cried and shouted "My eggs are broken" that he had seen in online videos in the past, Wang Qiu felt that this profession was too high-risk, and it didn't seem to be very cost-effective to fight and kill all day for such a small amount of money......

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Of course, all this is the troubles of the future. He is only in his third year of college, and there is still a long year before graduation, which is enough for Wang Qiu to plan his life well and consider whether to engage in the very loving and violent profession of urban management. …,

The real imminent troubles come from Wang Qiu's own self - not some sequelae, but something quite mysterious.

With the movement of his mind, Wang Qiu's body suddenly disappeared from the bed, and then appeared in front of the dressing mirror beside the bed at the same time, looking at his haggard face after half a month in the hospital.

——After experiencing that vicious fight with a group of dogs, I don't know if I was stimulated by the rabies virus, Wang Qiu was extremely shocked to find that he had become a superpower in the hospital ward!

Specifically, it is similar to the spatial movement ability of the roommate of the cannon sister Mikoto Misaka in the "Catalogue of Magical Forbidden Books", and the good friend of the arrogant and perverted character, and the supporting actress Miss Kuroko Shirai has the ability to move in space.

In the process of discovering this ability, Wang Qiu first found himself lying under the bed for some reason when he was sleeping, and then when he was squatting in the toilet again, a thought inexplicably teleported to the side of the sink, and Zuihou carried the doctor and nurse behind his back in the middle of the night, and secretly performed Shiyan many times, only then did it finally determine that he was already a stranger!

However, after a moment of surprise, there is infinite embarrassment - compared to Shirai's ability to teleport people to a hundred meters away at every turn, Wang Qiu's ability is really not powerful, and the teleportation distance is only about 2 meters at most.

What is the distance of 2 meters? It's about the same as going from one end of the bed to the other end of the bed.

Moreover, he can only move objects that he or the palm of his hand touches, and move them elsewhere, but he cannot transfer the wallet in someone's pocket or the gold watch on his wrist directly to his own hand—in short, it is difficult to steal with this trick.

What's even worse is that this kind of spatial movement ability has to be prepared for at least two minutes to activate each time, otherwise there will be bursts of sharp pain in his brain like pins and needles, and he can't help but twitch and roll on the ground.

Obviously, when a disaster suddenly occurs, such as falling from a height, a car crashing, and a mad dog pounced, Wang Qiu may not have time to use his abilities to escape.

As for using it to dodge bullets and prevent knives, don't even think about it.

What do you think? This kind of completely awesome spatial ability is really good enough!

Wang Qiu racked his brains for a long time about the use of this ability, and Zuihou only listed four in his notebook:

1. When you are kidnapped hostage by gangsters and hold a gun to your head or a knife to your throat, you can use this ability to get out;

2. When a fire breaks out in an Internet café or dance hall, and the door of the safe passage is locked by an unscrupulous owner, you can teleport yourself out of the door;

3. When you encounter annoying lecturers and professors, you can move things like rotten tomatoes and water basins above his head to make him make a fool of himself on the podium - but due to the limitation of the distance of 2 meters, unless you sit in the first row, you can't reach it at all...... And rotten tomatoes and basins of water must also be kept at your own hands, so that they are easy to sink.

Fourth, when you break into the empty door and burglary the house, you don't have to pick the lock, and you can directly teleport yourself to the back of the door - but if there are people in the house or a camera installed, it will be miserable. And he obviously doesn't have the vicious eyes of an old thief.

Besides, if he really wants to use this trick to be a thief, he himself can't get over psychologically - his family is not so poor that he can't get by, why do this kind of thing? Are you in a hurry to go into the detention center to pick up soap, play peek-a-boo, and hang yourself with your shoelaces?

And then...... Then he couldn't think of any other use, because this ability would definitely not be revealed in public, or even used to perform magic tricks—if he accidentally exposed his feet, Wang Qiu always felt that he would probably be caught by some research department, used as a guinea pig slice for bone marrow extraction, and then spent his miserable life as a shiyan product in a solid cage in a secret base......

- In fact, he is completely unfounded, and he is not the only one in the world.

But the problem is that Comrade Wang Qiu at this time still didn't know anything about this, so he made a completely wrong inference.

“…… Such a powerless ability is really different from the same! ”

Wang Qiu rubbed his temples in distress, and decided not to bother himself for the time being, and to get a good night's sleep first.

However, what Wang Qiu didn't know at this moment was that his ordinary and happy life as a college student was about to end.