Prologue, city management, standing on the earth!

Located at the edge of the city, Cabbage Street is a very ordinary side street.

Due to its proximity to the city's newest institution of higher learning, Longkongshan University, and several migrant worker settlements, the population density is likely to be even higher than that of the city center, as many as flies in a garbage heap.

-- Whether it is day or night, there are always many scattered street stalls along the streets: kebabs, sugar cane, cold noodles and ice drinks, mobile phone pendants, pirated books, snacks...... Countless noisy vendors pushing small carts have blocked the narrow sidewalks, and even spread to the motorways, which can be called the street stalls in the city.

It was the height of summer in June, and it was rush hour, the roads were full of people, the hawkers were shouting loudly in the southern tone, the ground was filled with colorful sewage, the smell of various snacks wafted in the air, and the poor drivers were anxiously honking their horns......

Luckily, it seems that the BMW cars that like to hit people rarely hang out here, and the tragedy of "70 yards" is unlikely to be staged here - if anyone dares to drive at 70 kilometers per hour in such a place, it is not a flying car, but a massacre and demolition.

Of course, where there are people, there will inevitably be rivers and lakes, and where there are rivers and lakes, there will inevitably be fights, and wherever the flow of people is more crowded, the more frequent all kinds of conflicts. Naturally, Cabbage Street will be no exception...... No, under the twilight sun, another "warm" physical exchange is about to be staged.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Day you ancestors plank! Crushing your watermelon will cost me fifty yuan? Phew! ”

The black and thin Sichuan migrant worker stared at him, scolded in completely non-standard Mandarin, and slapped his big fan-like hand on the board, "...... It's almost July! Where is there such a precious watermelon? There is no such way as to slander people! ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Cut! Shameless stingy, since he crushed Lao Tzu's watermelon, he has to pay Lao Tzu obediently! ”

The fruit stall owner with a big waist narrowed a pair of small eyes, brandished a snowy watermelon knife and said intimidatingly, "...... Lao Tzu sells authentic Nanjing cemetery melons, and also grafts imported improved varieties, so it's cheap to charge you only 50 yuan. In a word, compensation? Or don't pay? ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Exercise! I want to kill someone! Seeing the bright blade coming, the migrant worker jumped back with agility, and then crossed his waist and scolded, "...... We Sichuan 'Bangbang' don't have a bad seed, if you have a kind, come up and fight! ”

In full view of everyone, the Sichuan migrant worker scolded and untied the hemp bag behind him, pulled out a stainless steel water pipe that seemed to have been fished out of the construction site, and took off the stinky undershirt on his body and threw it around, showing off his tangled strong muscles and colorful tattoos," ...... Look, Uncle Ben's arm is the left green dragon, the right white tiger, the old cow is on the waist, the dragon head is on the chest, people block killing, Buddha blocks killing Buddha! Bomb a rice bucket like yours, it's no problem at all! ”

He operated the steel pipe in his hands, learned the appearance of the Shaolin stick monk in the martial arts TV series, and made a move quite familiarly, showing off proudly. I didn't want the fruit stall owner to look him up and down, and his eyes were full of disdain and ...... Commiseration?

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Tsk, what a green dragon and white tiger, this kind of thing in old martial arts novels, but it has long been outdated. You Sichuan hillbilly is still not Chinese, don't you know how to keep pace with the times? ”

The fruit stall owner said harshly as he unbuttoned his floral shirt, revealing a clump of swarthy chest hair, a red crab tattoo hidden in the chest hair, and two rings of tiny letters tattooed on his left and right arms. …,

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Look, see clearly, Lao Tzu is the left eight honors, the right eight shames, the three representatives hang around the waist, the river crab beast is hidden in the chest, and Guan Bao will harmonize you with a big move! ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Wow, ahhhh It's useless to talk more, let's see the real chapter under our hands! ”

When the migrant worker saw that he couldn't talk about the other party, he was really angry for a while, picked up the water pipe and knocked it on the asphalt road, "...... Dare to do it with Lao Tzu? Hmph, I'm going to beat you up until you don't even recognize your mother! ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ I should have told you that. The fruit stall owner snorted, bent down and pulled out a brick from under the wheel of the electric tricycle, and picked up the kitchen knife for cutting watermelons...... I won't beat you out of today, even if you pulled it clean last night! ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Come and see! It's time to fight! ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Tsk, I've copied all the guys! ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Place your bets, bet your bets! ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Sichuan 'bangbang' pays two for one! The fat man who sells watermelons on Red Star Farm loses three! Who's going to buy it? ”

The crowd, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, immediately coaxed and formed a circle outside the ten steps to serve as a dueling ground for these two guys. Many people also took out their mobile phones and started filming, planning to record this real fight scene so that they could hang it on their blogs in the future to show off to netizens.

So, seeing that another earth-shattering, ghost-weeping street battle is about to break out on Cabbage Street......

Suddenly, through the high-pitched hand-held horn that is usually used for selling, a voice full of horror rang out not far away:

β€œβ€¦β€¦ The wind is tight! ! Chengguan is coming! ”

At this moment, the air on the street seemed to cool down to absolute zero! The originally boiling voice was suddenly frozen!

Then, in the next moment, many vendors on the street, like soldiers hearing the bugle and students hearing the class bell, threw their mobile phones into their pockets, and then took out the speed of the 100-meter sprint in the track and field competition, and pushed the cart to run up with a "rush-" sound, making the side of the road suddenly chaotic.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Bah! Here the damn Greyskins are back! ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ The chengguan is here, pack up your things! ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Don't ask for that, the money for the penalty is much more expensive than this! ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ I just tossed it once last week, and I detained a tricycle from Lao Tzu, why did I come to check it again today? ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ What's all the nagging about right now? Not running yet? You want to wait for another copy to go home?! ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Hurry up, good dogs don't get in the way! If you grind any longer, Lao Tzu will bump into you! ”

The whole street was filled with cries, rumbles, and shouts...... In short, the ghost cried and the wolf howled.

Even the two street fighters who were originally ready to fight were not in the mood to fight at this time. The fruit seller could no longer care about the crushed watermelon, and as soon as he threw away the knife and bricks, he got into the car and left. The Sichuan migrant workers also stuffed the water pipe into their bags, turned around and disappeared into the sea of people.

Immediately afterwards, at the entrance of Cabbage Street, two chengguan and two dogs finally appeared.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Wang~Woo~Wang! ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Brute! zhanzhu! ”

Two panting and foaming wild dogs ran wildly ahead, followed by two equally panting gray-uniformed big-brimmed city managers, each with an electric baton and an iron tong in their hands. Although both humans and dogs seem to have been running for a long time, they look tired and half dead.

Although one only needs to look at this situation to know that the so-called "chengguan raid" is a misunderstanding, most of the hawkers have already run quite far. And most of them were just trying to escape, and they didn't think to look back at the end, so the two chengguan of the canine management center were still like Moses who separated the Red Sea, and they just dispersed the cabbage street, which was originally crowded with people, so that the streets were empty, leaving only fruit peel garbage and rotten straw mats everywhere. …,

The young chengguan, as if he had seen some acquaintance among the fleeing hawkers, shouted at the top of his throat:

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Folks! Don't be impatient, don't be impatient! Please don't be afraid, let's only beat dogs and not people today! ”

However, before he could finish his words, he was slapped on the head by the old chengguan with reading glasses.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Xiao Wang! How do you talk about that? Do you want to tarnish the image of our chengguan? What a mess! ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Yes, Master Sun, I said the wrong thing. ”

The young chengguan, known as Xiao Wang, hurriedly said, but as soon as he turned around, he exclaimed, "...... Oops, oops! Those two brutes are going to slip away! ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ That's right...... Hey, I've beaten them up a few times, but this beast is really fast! ”

-- While the two of them were distracted, the two wild dogs who had been chasing all the way in front of them had already burrowed into a zigzag alley, and then jumped between the garbage heaps, broken bicycles, and air-conditioned plug-ins, and then completely disappeared, which was the essence of guerrilla warfare.

Seeing such a situation, the two urban management comrades of the canine management center of the urban comprehensive management law enforcement brigade were stunned for a moment, and they had to smile bitterly and stop in a wry manner. Turning around and looking at the messy, debris, but deserted cabbage street, I didn't know what to say.

――The dog didn't fight, but scared the people away?

At the end of June, the weather was unusually hot, and even though it was already past 5 p.m., the scorching sun was still shining directly on the earth, making the sand and gravel on the road seem to shimmer. Under the scorching sun, the churning heat wave was almost breathless, and the two of them, who were already exhausted, simply sat on the edge of the cement flower bed in the green belt, gasping for breath while avoiding the still scorching summer sunset.

Looking around, the unbearable heat permeated every molecule of the air, exuding the power of midsummer everywhere, the cicadas chirping in a disconcerted manner, and the wild cats on the side of the road curled up listlessly in the grass and yawnedβ€”the wild dogs were being hunted down by the chengguan, but the wild cats were ignored.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Master Sun, you have really worked hard today, drink saliva! ”

The young chengguan bought two bottles of chilled mineral water from a newsstand on the side of the road, and handed one of the bottles to the senior with reading glasses, "...... I'm a straight-talking person, so don't blame me. But you are obviously sitting in the office, and you are already so old, you will be retiring in two months, why do you have to come out with me to face the sun and fight dogs everywhere on the street? ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Grunt...... Hi! What's the solution? Who called the recent several cases of wild dogs hurting people, and a little girl in Dongshan Village was bitten to death. Not to mention the secretary of our municipal party committee, when he went to visit the lonely and widowed elderly a few days ago, in front of the TV camera and a large group of reporters, he was actually bitten by a wild dog that jumped out of nowhere, and he appeared on the spot! ”

Lao Sun took the mineral water bottle from Xiao Wang's hand, unscrewed the cap and drank most of the bottle in one go, and then sighed and explained the secret, "...... In this way, for the current problem of stray dogs in our city, the relevant leaders of the city naturally attach great importance to it, and made a decision at the end of last month to urgently carry out a special rectification action for stray dogs in summer this month. There are also hard indicators, be sure to beat 300 wild dogs!

Originally, with the red-headed documents in the city, it stands to reason that you can also contact the police and militia to come together for a summer dog sweep, and it is just a drizzle to fight hundreds of wild dogs. Since the beginning of the month, there have been several homicides and robberies in our city, and no suspects have been caught. So the police and the joint defense team have to search for the murderer first, and we can only rely on ourselves to find a way to beat the dog. …,

Originally, the unit wanted to recruit some temporary workers to help fight dogs, but it couldn't approve the funds. Now it's the 30th, and the more than 10 people in the entire management center are busy, and they are still about 30 dogs short of the target......"

Speaking of this, Lao Sun sighed again, "...... Alas, several leaders in the unit are all anxious! So at the moment, we have to mobilize the whole situation, and everyone who can run and walk away is dispatched, just trying to complete the dog fighting target by the end of the month. Even me, the old man in charge of the archives, and you, a college student who just came for an internship, were arrested...... Xiao Wang, you came to our unit for an internship this time, but you really didn't catch up with the good time! ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Hehe, old-timers like you don't complain of hardship, how can those of us who are juniors be afraid of hardship and tiredness? ”

The young chengguan intern drank a few sips of mineral water and replied with a reluctant smile, but when he looked back at the simple equipment in his hand, he suddenly felt sad again, "...... Master Sun, I heard that the chengguan dog-fighting teams in Zhengzhou and Shanghai are already equipped with iron armor and tranquilizer guns. But why do we only have two old-fashioned electric batons, a pair of iron tongs to strangle the dog's neck, and this barbed wire pocket? In addition, I didn't even have a car, so I had to run on two legs! ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Alas, our dog management center only has two small pickup trucks in total, plus an electric car! At the moment, almost all of them are out to fight dogs, there is no way to run enough buses, and there is no way to reimburse the gasoline fee for driving a private car...... As for the poor equipment...... Now these devices are sufficient. ”

Lao Sun's reading glasses suddenly flashed with a flash, as if he was blaming the young juniors for their discontentment, "...... In the 80s of the last century, when our chengguan was just established, it was called the real beggar dog team! Each person was given a wooden stick and a bag of hemp! Alas, don't look at me now that I am useless, back then we dared to walk the streets and alleys in the middle of the night, carrying a stick to see a dog and beating, always a dozen and a quasi, the stick up and down the dog, and then put it in a sack and carry it away, sometimes we can peel the skin and stew a pot of dog meat hot pot as a supper......"

Recalling the eventful years of that year, Lao Sun, who was about to retire, couldn't help but feel quite proud, and originally wanted to brag about his "glorious achievements" in fighting the dogs back then. As soon as he said this, he heard the barking of dogs in the alley where he had chased the wild dogs just now.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Yo! Could it be that those two brutes dare to come back?! It's a self-defeating one! ”

Hearing that the two stupid dogs who didn't know whether they were alive or dead seemed to be going and returning again, Lao Sun, who was worried about the results of the battle, was overjoyed for a while, and immediately grabbed the electric baton and stood up, and said in his mouth, "...... Xiao Wang, you sit down first! Look at how powerful my grandson's self-created dog-beating stick method is! ”

However, the next moment after standing up, the smile on Lao Sun's face froze.

- Yellow dogs, black dogs, white dogs, miscellaneous dogs, huskies, chihuahuas, earth dogs, black-backed ...... There are more than a dozen stray dogs of different heights, shortness, fat and thinness, and at this moment, they are jumping swiftly over the gutter, jumping up the steps, and bypassing the garbage heap, all arching their bodies, roaring in a low voice, putting on a murderous attitude of staring at who is pregnant, and rushing towards Lao Sun from the depths of the alley!

The rows of sharp white teeth dripping with saliva, the pair of blood-red dog eyes full of tyranny, and the dirty dog paws, all glowing faintly red in the setting sun, as if they were about to drink the blood of the enemy in the next moment......

Lie down in a groove! The two mad dogs who were injured just now came to take revenge with a large number of dog friends!

I haven't personally come out to fight dogs for a few years, when did these wild dogs become so organized? Could it be that there is no dog union that can't be formed?

Faced with such a surreal horror crisis, Lao Sun only hesitated for a second before making an unusually decisive decision. …,

I saw that he turned around with great agility, shoved the electric baton into Xiao Wang's hand who had not yet figured out the situation, and said very earnestly, "...... Comrade Xiao Wang, this time I have to trouble you to bear it first! I'll treat you to hot pot tomorrow! Now, I retreat, you cover! ”

The next moment, Lao Sun's two legs seemed to be native to Kenya, like the most vigorous antelope, rushing towards the sunset.

- Mm-hmm, it's basically the same as pulling the grenade out of the ring of fire, shoving it into the other person's hand, and then explaining very "sincerely": "...... Now is the time for sacrifice, for justice and victory, I retreat, you cover! ”

And when the unlucky intern known as Xiao Wang finally looked back and saw the danger he was facing, he only had time to let out an extremely sad wail, and he had to burst out with 300% combat strength and fight to the death for his life:

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Oh-no-"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Woo-!! ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Ping Pong! Cracking sound! ”

Next, an unprecedentedly tragic and bloody man-dog battle broke out on the messy cabbage street......

-- The violent life of a rookie chengguan has turned the first page of bloody and chaotic life

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