Chang'e's words can be shown on Shi Fan's mobile phone, but mental activities can't, but there are many lonely and lonely people in the heavenly court, and the place is big, and they are not afraid of others hearing it, so they talk to themselves all day long, and the nagging people don't know how many people there are, and the people in the Guanghan Palace are even rarer, and there are only so many people in the huge Guanghan Palace, so Sister Chang'e likes to talk to herself when she has nothing to do, such as the laurel tree is blooming, so beautiful; 。

"Stupid, huh!" Shi Fan comfortably took out a cigarette from the cigarette case and lit it, and gently blew out a puff of smoke, cool! Zhu Bajie didn't know and pretended to be Chang'e, didn't he know that Chang'e was Bajie's dream lover?

"Shangxian Shangxian, give me another chance, you say another one I designate to know, I think the immortal you are talking about must be not famous, you can't go to Lingxiao Palace, you can't enter the little hairy god of Yaochi, and there is no one I don't know if you are a great immortal on all roads." ”

Little hairy god, hum, how could the arrogant sister Chang'e take the initiative to strengthen them, it's normal not to know them.

"Pretend, and quibble, I won't stop if I don't rip off your underwear today. Shi Fan pinched the middle of the person hard, and knocked on a line of words, "That's okay, I'll give you a famous one." ”

"Okay!" Fairy Guanghan's face was full of anticipation, and he finally had a chance, and said in his heart that this time you must mention a famous one, hey, when she thinks of the bucket waist and the big cake face, Sister Chang'e hurts.

Shi Fan touched his forehead and thought about it, and typed a line of words, "Do you know Bai Zihua?"

"......" Sister Chang'e fainted completely, where did this special heavenly painting come from.

"Hahaha!" Shi Fan over there has already laughed, rectified the pretending to be a criminal, cool, just now it was just his intention, the white painting was made up by a certain girl, you are the real Chang'e, it is impossible to know, let alone you are a fake Chang'e, you don't even know Brother Monkey and Bajie, and my brother is too lazy to pay attention to you.

Because it was too comfortable, Brother Fan ignored one point, if the woman in WeChat was really the three coarse next door, how could he not know Baizi painting.

"Alright. Shi Fan leisurely typed another line of words, "Brother has now stripped off your inside, you quickly replace your avatar, don't blaspheme Sister Chang'e in front of me, otherwise don't blame me for being unkind." ”

Over there, the Guanghan Fairy was already crying, "Who the hell are you, you keep saying that Sister Chang'e is your goddess and can't be blasphemed, but now that Chang'e is in front of you, are you distorting the image of a beauty like this?"

Chang'e suddenly had an idea, "Sister Chang'e, I remember that the canopy was called that, could it be really a canopy, but this tone is obviously not like it." ”

"No, I want to see you, if you are really that bastard of Tianpeng, I will sue Lingxiao Hall for whatever I say. ”

Dare to flirt and distort Sister Chang'e's image as a public lover, the consequences of Sister Chang'e's anger are terrible!

Chang'e waved her hand and played the Xuanguang Mirror spell, which is a common means of communication between the fairy world and others, it is relatively common, and it is a unilateral request, if you want to see the other party, you have to get the consent of the other party.

A ripple rippled in the void, and a bright water mirror emerged in the air.

"Do you accept the other party's video request?" Shi Fan immediately received the other party's video request on WeChat, asking him if he agreed.

", you have to video with me, I said bucket waist, can you not scare my brother. Shi Fan directly extinguished the video application with a finger, and then patted his chest again, damn, I scared my brother to death.

The invitation to the scene was refused, Chang'e's face was flushed, and the dignified Guanghan fairy was beautiful and boundless, pure as jade, she had always refused the invitation of others, how could she have been rejected.

"It must be that bastard of the canopy, it must be, you must be afraid that I will recognize it, and you dare not accept the invitation. Chang'e said hatefully.

"You wait for you dead fat man, don't let me grab the handle, otherwise I will definitely tell the Jade Emperor and turn you into a pig in the mortal world. ”

Chang'e muttered angrily, turned around and twisted her sexy little buttocks, and returned to Guanghan Palace with wide sleeves.

"Fairy, why are you so angry?" A girl with a double bun greeted her, and there was a pair of snow-white ears under her temples, which was Chang'e's pet jade rabbit.

"Who else, isn't that haunting guy from the canopy...... Hmm, isn't that right?" Chang'e's expression suddenly froze, if it was really Tianpeng, why did he pretend not to know himself, who else in the sky didn't know my Chang'e? He didn't need to pretend, and the tone of his speech was full of disdain, let alone Tianpeng, Tianpeng has always been flattering and respectful when talking to himself.

"This person is not Tianpeng!" Chang'e, who had sobered up, quickly abandoned her judgment just now, so the question is, who would it be if it wasn't Tianpeng? There is no male fairy who dares to be disrespectful to himself in the heavenly court, as a Guanghan fairy, with a clear jade arm, Chang'e still has this self-confidence.

"Sister, what's wrong with you?" asked the Jade Rabbit tentatively, turning into a rabbit as white as jade and lying at Chang'e's feet.

"It's nothing!" Chang'e waved her hand, the other party was a male cultivator of unknown origin, and the laws of the heavenly court were strict, so it was inconvenient to talk about this matter with Yutu for the time being.

As a woman, and a proud woman, the more disdainful men are, the more they can arouse women's desire to perform, and they all want to be recognized by all men, even the person she despises the most, if she says that she has a thick waist, she will not be happy.

At this moment, Chang'e couldn't wait to immediately use the Xuanguang Mirror to prove herself to Shi Fan, proving that she was not a bucket waist or a cake face, but looking at the sky, where was there anyone, sitting on the jade steps of Guanghan Palace, Sister Chang'e was depressed.

"Sister, I'm going to make the medicine first. Seeing that Chang'e was not very happy, the white rabbit stood up, carried the small jade pestle and carefully retreated to the apse.

"Bucket waist, big cake face, small eyes!" Shi Fan, who was not puzzled, typed a few more lines into WeChat.

Every line of Shi Fan's words turned into a vicious voice resounding in Chang'e's mind, for the Guanghan Fairy, who is known for her beauty and figure, this is tantamount to the most vicious voice in the world, Chang'e wanted to prove herself to the other party, but the other party didn't give her a chance at all, and hung up again.

"Woo!" Chang'e hugged her knees with her hands, lay on her arms and cried, that grievance, and the other party didn't give her a chance to show at all, which made Sister Chang'e the most depressed.

has always been used to being complimented by the male immortals in the fairy world, but now he has come out coldly and walked against the sky, which deeply pierced Sister Chang'e's heart, and this guy who doesn't know whether to live or die has also left an indelible impression on Fairy Guanghan, and it is impossible to forget him for the rest of his life, to be precise, he will hate him for a lifetime.