"Shangxian?" In front of the Guanghan Palace in the Heavenly Realm, Chang'e listened to the voice in the air like Hongzhong Dalu, and once again showed a puzzled look, and muttered: "The little fairy is Chang'e, the Guanghan fairy Chang'e, since the Shangxian has come, why don't you show up and see it?"

"Guanghan Fairy, you continue to pretend. Shi Fan flipped through the information that he shook out: Chang'e, two meters apart.

"Two meters?" Shi Fan looked around, Nima, isn't two meters next door? He really doesn't know who lives next door.

Before fainting, in order to escape being ridiculed, Shi Fan moved out of the house rented by the school.

This is a shantytown, Brother Fan rents a bungalow, and Yang Tingting's house has a yard, there is a square in the yard, a side room, and this side room is rented to Shi Fan, but this house and the house where the Yang family lives are not next to each other, the middle is far away, and there are buildings to block, to say that the next door is another house separated by a wall.

"No, I have to go and see which woman is blaspheming Sister Chang'e, what does she look like, playing Chang'e, are you worthy?"

Shi Fan snorted angrily and walked out of the door and went straight to the next door.

"Shangxian, Shangxian, are you still there?" Fairy Chang'e shouted in front of the Guanghan Palace for a long time, the void was silent and silent, and it was messy again, what are you doing, don't you show up when you come, play mysterious? It can't be that bullshit canopy, he has a voyeuristic fetish, and he has been thinking about himself for a long time, so don't really be seen by him.

"No!" Chang'e waved her pink fist, next time I will use the Xuanguang Mirror to look at you, so that you have nothing to hide, if it is really a canopy, see this fairy sue the Jade Emperor.

No matter what she thought, Brother Fan had already trotted all the way to the door of the next room.

"Crunch!" Coincidentally, the door was pushed open, and it was a woman who stepped out of it.

"!" Seeing this woman, Shi Fan was also messy, this Nima, that waist was as thick as a bucket, what was the flour on his face?

Now this PS technology is too exaggerated, such a woman has become a Guanghan fairy, and she can't be unreasonable anymore.

"Handsome guy!" The woman looked at Shi Fan's eyes and her eyes were straight: "Are you here to pursue me......?" Wow, the Supreme Flagship Edition? It's going to be given to me, right? Give it to me, sister can't wait. ”

Seeing that the woman rushed over as if she had never seen a man in her life, Brother Fan was frightened and ran away, this is my brother's most valuable household appliance, how can I give it to you, do your spring and autumn dreams.

Leaving from the Shi family, only this mobile phone was carried with him and kept, this is the only valuable thing he has at present, how can he give it away?

Shi Fan ran all the way back from next door and sat back on the chair, his little heart was still pounding, scared to death. Fortunately, the woman was so fat that she disappeared after a few steps, and she didn't know that Shi Fan lived next door to her.

"You play Chang'e, you bucket waist, why don't you die?" opened WeChat, Shi Fan sent a sentence viciously.

"I play Chang'e, I'm Chang'e, give me back my bucket waist, what kind of plane are you doing, the Lun family is obviously a willow with a small waist, okay. Chang'e muttered, this grievance, since the six-year-old fairy became a pavilion girl, who dares to say that I have a thick waist on the way from the mortal world to the heavenly court?

"Look at it, you still say that you are not pretending, if you are really Chang'e, how can there be a plane in the fairy world, I said eldest sister, can we not be funny." ”

"I'm pretending?" Chang'e was even more aggrieved, stretched out her hand and pointed to the flying magic weapon that flashed in the distance, and said in her heart that the flying magic weapon in our fairy world is called an airplane, what are you doing, as if you are not an immortal.

"You're just pretending, you're not just a bucket waist, you're a big cake face, small eyes, and a bit of a rosacea nose and freckles. Shi Fan patted his chest hard to give himself a good breath, but he couldn't be angry, if it was a fair beauty playing Chang'e, it would be fine, but he was a guy with a waist thicker than a bucket, and no one could hold it.

"No, no, no, no, I'm a willow with a small waist. Sister Chang'e roared, completely rampant, if Shi Fan was in front of her, she would have to be scratched into shredded potatoes, as a peerless dancing girl in the heavenly court, her body was as light as a swallow, graceful, but she was flattened into a bucket waist, or a big cake face, small eyes, and all the shortcomings of women, Sister Chang'e was no matter how reserved and cold she was, it was impossible to hold it.

"Still quibbling!" Shi Fanxin said that this time I have to take off your underwear, let you pretend to be Chang'e with a big cake face, if you haven't seen you, you can pretend, my brother has seen you, and you are still pretending, it is simply an insult to the IQ of the earthlings.

"Well, panties, are they triangular or T-shaped?" Thinking of the delicate little Neene wearing on the woman with a big belly and a round waist just now, Brother Fan covered his face, what kind of nee had to be ravaged by her, it's not your fault that you're fat, but it's your fault to be scary.

What's even more tragic is that Shi Fan casually typed this sentence, and the words immediately turned into voices and appeared in Chang'e's mind.

"What is Xiao Nene Dongdong? Sister is wearing a belly pocket, it's not my fault that I'm still fat, it's my fault to come out to be scared, who have I scared, who have I scared, from the Heavenly Court pawn to the Buddha, from the Crystal Palace to the Thirty-Three Heavens, which one doesn't praise my beauty and dancing all over the world. Sister Chang'e was about to cry, but she didn't have a place to reason, she walked around the Guanghan jade steps angrily, if she didn't get discouraged, she wouldn't be able to explode all at once.

Shi Fan said: "That's okay, I'll give you a chance, I'll mention a famous person in the heavenly court, if you know, I will admit that you are Chang'e, if you don't know, hurry up and give me where to go, don't blaspheme the goddess in my brother's heart, I was a child when I was a child Sister Chang'e hugged and slept know?"

"I'm sleeping with you in my arms?" Chang'e was stunned, since she entered the Guanghan Palace, my sister has never hugged any child to sleep, could it be that it is in the mortal world?

"Okay, you mention it!" Chang'e said, patting her towering chest hard, and also smoothing herself, and said that there is no famous fairy in Heaven that I don't know, that is, the 1,600 grass-headed gods of Erlang God are called fairies when they see me, not to mention Tiantinghu, this is definitely an excellent opportunity to correct her name, Sister Chang'e realized that the opportunity had come, and her pink and tender face was a little flushed, and it was a little bit of Xia Fei's cheeks.

Beautiful, beautiful, but the opposite side is an incomprehensible style, so it has to be depressing.

"Do you know Sun Wukong?" Shi Fan casually typed a few words.

"Sun Wukong?" Sister Chang'e was stunned, Nima, where is Sun Wukong sacred, why hasn't my sister heard of it, tell my sister who Sun Wukong is, and see if my sister doesn't kill you.

I thought about it for a long time, and Sister Chang'e didn't think who Sun Wukong was.

"Cut, you don't even know the monkey and dare to pretend to be Chang'e?" Shi Fan was disdainful, and continued to type the next line of words: "Do you know Zhu Bajie?"

"Zhu Bajie, which god and Buddha is Zhu Bajie?" Sister Chang'e was completely messy, and said in her heart that I knew Marshal Tianpeng, and I really wanted to demote him to the mortal world and turn him into a pig, but I haven't had time to implement it, could it be that this person has the magic power to predict the future? But it's not right, the name is wrong, who said that Tianpeng will be called Zhu Bajie when it becomes a pig, and I plan to let him call it pig incompetent, sexually impotent, "Hey, what's going to do it, it's so difficult for my sister to correct her name." ”

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