Chapter 657: It's scary to go shopping with a group of gods

And when the gods walked on the earth, rejoicing with all the peoples, gathering and rejoicing in the place of exchange of all things, and the king of the world was the host, guiding the gods to read the creations of mortals, and a woman stood on the king's side, and cried out in silence, and the king was astonished......

"Wood?" A crisp and pleasant female voice sounded not far away.

Lin Xue just appeared.

Anyway, we were just stiff at the time: no matter how far the relationship with this girl went, the impression she created as a troublesome aggregate would be difficult to reverse, especially at the moment when she and Sandora were busy keeping a close eye on a gang of mobile scourges......

I turned my head and saw the prophet lady standing not far away, she was wearing a bright yellow 'color' long coat and a cotton skirt of the same style, which was Lin Xue's favorite 'color', it can ensure that this girl is very present anytime and anywhere, coupled with that heartless smile, today's Lin Xue really looks energetic and 'shoots', and next to her, there is a petite girl who looks like she is not stunted in high school, this girl we all know: Ding Ling.

It seems that this pair of good Ji friends ...... Ahem, good girlfriends went out shopping together, and they happened to meet a few of us.

Don't look at the eldest lady with such a prominent background, Lin Xue and Ding Ling have been so wild since they were children, plus the parents of both parties pursue a civilian education that shapes their children's independent 'sex', Lin Xue and Ding Ling are more like girls from civilian families in many ways......

It is said that the Lin family also has such a family motto, which is specially formulated for the children of the Lin family who have reached the age of eighteen: you can be fed with brocade clothes and jade food at home, you can be drunk with gold and gold, and you can even drink wine and meat forests, but outside, even if you buy a set of pancakes and fruits, the two yuan must be earned by yourself.

In this way, it is normal to meet Lin Xue and Ding Ling, who are dangling in the special price area of the department store.

Lin Xue pulled Ding Ling, the two eldest ladies who never talked about the shelf are now like the most common shopping girls on the street, walked in front of us together, glanced at Shandora next to her, and the prophet squeezed her eyes at me: "Accompany Shandola out to go shopping?" A few days ago, I played around with shallow all day, and today I finally remembered that I had a girlfriend to accompany? ”

When will I not accompany Sandora...... Well, Lin Xue is hinting at me, in fact, there is still someone who needs to accompany me at the scene?

I looked at the eldest lady suspiciously, but the other party immediately threw a big roll at me, but she shook the ground a little too much, and directly threw it on the gang of gods who were choosing clothes for 123 in the men's clothing department in the special area, and suddenly, the face of the half-immortal classmate changed.

"I said, I can't see your movements, of course, I'm just idle and bored, I just want to see where your wood is dangling, and it's just that how did you bring a few of them out? It's going to be a big problem! ”

"A bunch of immortals, full of energy, can I keep them locked up all the time?" I glanced at the eldest lady who didn't forget to be arrogant in the frenzy, and felt that it was really a sense of accomplishment to give her a headache, "It's nothing, they are all masters who have eaten and seen, and they have come into contact with more mortal realms than the clanging family, of course, they know how to get along with mortals." Bingtis has promised me not to make a mess anymore, and nothing will happen. ”

"Wait, wait," I was talking to Lin Xue, and Ding Ling, who was confused next to me, finally couldn't help but 'interject', "The more I listen, the more 'confused' I become, what's the big trouble?" What mortals? Are those people your friends? Or is it ...... They are...... Someone over there? ”

What Ding Ling said was very vague, but I still guessed what she meant.

This girl is one of the few "ordinary" people in the Xiling Empire, but she is just a 'hair' of Zhilu Dao.

She knew that there was a gray and often 'forced' Xiling Empire in the multiverse, and set its capital in the parallel space of this universe, but she didn't know what kind of earth-shattering thing her best friend was doing with the leader of this empire all day long, and now, she obviously only regarded Bingtis and others as imperial people who went to the Anthropocene realm to play.

After thinking about it, I felt that there was nothing to hide from Ding Ling, so I turned slightly to the side, pointed in the direction of Bing Tis, and directly transferred the spiritual connection to Ding Ling's mind: "That's the gods, the allies of the empire, who came from the god realm because of a little trouble in the world realm, but you just treat them as if they are traveling at public expense." ”

Ding Ling was first startled by the voice that suddenly sounded in her head: there are also special people who can use telekinesis to talk, and in the limited contact with us, she has also experienced the feeling of being spoken directly with a spiritual connection, but compared to people like us who almost regard spiritual connection as a second way of daily conversation, she is still not very accustomed to this method of communication. And after a moment of composure and reacting to what I was saying, the girl froze.

"Huh?!"

The slightly hoarse young voice let out a startled cry, Lin Xue hurriedly covered Ding Ling's mouth, and then glared at me: Once this eldest lady who can use sound waves to dismantle tanks exclaims here, the aftermath troops of the ability group will not have to do anything else in the next two months.

"Are you so surprised?" Looking at Lin Xue's annoyed expression, I felt a lot more relaxed, and then said to Ding Ling, "Haven't you seen both ghosts and angels?" ”

"You guys are amazing," Miss Ding shrunk her neck and looked at us, "I know that you are all outsiders, but ...... Well, Brother Chen, what you said is true? ”

I had a *** head with Sandora and Lin Xue.

Because of Lin Xue's relationship, Ding Ling, who has not had much contact with us, is actually a friend of the high-level people of the empire, but she has not been able to enter this circle, and we are all familiar with each other when we usually meet, but Ding Ling is a little unable to let go, looking at the restrained expression on her face now, you can think that now she wants to withdraw.

"I think I'd better go back first," Ding Ling stuck out her tongue at Lin Xue, "I don't get involved in the affairs of your big guys." ”、

Lin Xue grabbed the other party: "What kind of character is it, it's just a piece of wood, and you don't mind if you two of us go shopping together, right?" ”

What else can I say, does it just work?

At this time, Bing Tis and a few of them can be regarded as finished, 123 was packaged by his enthusiastic sister and Bing Tis, who was afraid that the world would not be 'chaotic', and he didn't know what to do, but some people were born to be the material of the clothes rack, this guy who makes people all kinds of envy and jealousy seems to wear anything appropriate, don't look at the goddess (don't leave Lin out!) The aesthetic is not very good, and he ends up matching like an upstart, but how can Ya wear a bunch of nondescript things to that station so much like a postmodern decadent musician......

Ding Ling looked at the few people in front of him with some curiosity, on the one hand, she was surprised that Bing Tis had the same troubled face as ***, of course, she was paying attention to Ilson, and on the other hand, she was a little curious: These people in front of him are the gods?

She didn't doubt what I said, but these few people in front of her, except for their appearance, looked like a group of young people who came out to buy clothes!

"Ah, Chen, why don't you pick out two clothes for you too?" Bing Tisi dragged his "tight" casual clothes with a gesture that made several other girls full of resentment, and looked at me with interest, "The concubine is really curious, as the king of the world, how do you wear this kind of thirty yuan a piece?" ”

…… Will this female rascal be able to accurately identify copycat clothes and their prices so quickly?

Bingdis's strange way of speaking made Ding Ling look sideways, Monina glanced at this strange mortal with some curiosity, and nodded friendly: "Hello, mortal." ”

The salesman waiting for a few Protoss scourge checkouts in the back thought it was our code.

Bingtis's proposal was strongly supported by Sandora, although I didn't care much about what to wear, but Sandora seemed to be very interested, she immediately pulled me to the men's clothing department, followed by Haohao 'Dang' 'Dang' and 'Dang' A group of people, the first time I saw the salesman who bought clothes and wanted to follow, but Lin Xue seemed to think of something, and let the other party leave in a few words.

I never thought that buying a dress could be so troublesome, usually I have to come out by myself, absolutely just find a random pull-down that can be worn, at most choose a favorite color, but now, surrounded by 3,000 ducks, I began to chirp and comment......

I don't know what to buy.

"Clank, come out for a moment."

Asking Sandora to help distract the unrelated from this side, I secretly opened the pocket of my upper body, and immediately a small head came out of it, looking curiously at the surroundings.

"Which of these clothes do you think fit?"

Everyone immediately quieted down, and wanted to see the opinion of the little goddess who had always been regarded as our mascot, and I had to stop Ding Ling to prevent the latter from suddenly going berserk and arresting Ding Dong back to raise him.

"Well, Jun's clothes," the little thing nodded his head in a wistful way, "there must be plenty of pockets!" ”

Me: "......"

"The pockets must be big!"

Everyone: "......"

"That's it! Clank loves the new house! The little thing reached out and picked the target with amazing efficiency.

I glanced in the direction she was pointing, and suddenly tears were about to fall: "Little thing, that's the shelf where people hang their handbags......"

"Uh-huh! Buy one for Dingbell! Mercury lamps and they all have boxes ......"

The question is how do you make me stuff that thing in my pocket!

A few of us agreed with an amazing synchronisation rate to reposition the little thing in the mascot's position.

After a long day of noisy and noisy, leading this group of over-energetic gods and two equally idle and boring young ladies, I wandered around the mall until almost evening, during which I also swept through the restaurant upstairs of the mall (mainly to feed Shandora), and finally satisfied all the female 'sex' members of the team: shopping with a woman is hell, shopping with a group of women is purgatory, so what if shopping with a group of goddesses?

The thought of being alive suddenly made me feel like I was too good to be awesome.

Most of the things have been secretly received by us in the carry-on space, but in order to prevent attention, a few men still carried a lot of large bags and small wraps in their hands, Yierson grabbed a large pile of clothes, half of which were Bingtis, the goddess really does not pay attention to the brand, everything but according to preference, the pile of clothes from thirty-one to three thousand pieces are available, and I carry the miscellaneous things I bought for my family, such as toys for small bubbles and scarves for shallow, Uncle Kenseer is the most ruthless, Carrying three sets of cutlery, a cutting board and two kitchen knives, and two stainless steel cauldrons on his shoulders, the soy sauce bottles in the cauldron clanged 'chaotically......

It was all picked by Monina, and there was a set to bring to Anvina.

Although I had long heard that Uncle Kense, who looked like Odin, was in charge of shopping in the Jingle Clan, when I saw him in the supermarket on the second floor of the shopping mall, I was still completely overwhelmed by the level of proficiency, he must have done this kind of thing countless times in other worlds!

And with such a solemn expression of an uncle wandering in a sea of oil, salt, sauce and vinegar like a fanatical housewife, can I say that I have finally confirmed that the only remaining '' of the Jingle Bell team is gone?

When our big group of people came out of the mall, we attracted a lot of eyeballs, and this time it wasn't all in the style of Ice Tisnara: a group of guys who swept the entire mall for most of the day, buying one by one in each merchandise area like progressive scanning, had to be awe-inspiring.

"I feel like I'm dying."

On the way home, walking in front of a group of gods who were still full of energy, I said weakly.

Don't let those *** five people go ahead, if they see anything interesting again, I don't want to go home alive! Heaven testifies that 123 and Kense, who are both men, were also good at shopping just now!

"Me too......" Lin Xue next to her also looked decadent, spitting out the letter and muttering, "Why are they so energetic." ”

He also said that you were not small in the beginning! But looking at the way it is now, is it true that the energy of mortals cannot match that of the gods? In other words, the gap between man and god is actually reflected in this regard, what kind of god is this!

But looking at the back ones, they all looked happy, alas, let's admit bad luck today, after all, people are guests.

"Speaking of which, was Ding Ling invited?"

When I walked to the intersection where I was about to separate, I suddenly remembered this fork and asked Lin Xue casually.

"Invite?"

Ding Ling and Lin Xue made suspicious sounds at the same time.

"Carnival," I blinked, looking at Lin Xue, "Well, maybe Ding Ling and your brother can also come over to join in the fun, anyway, the two of them are half of the 'insiders', it's rare to have such a grand event, don't you think it's a pity if you don't let them participate?" ”

"Huh? OK? Lin Xue looked at me in disbelief with a look of surprise on her face, and I was even more surprised than her: "Aren't you a prophet?" Also surprised? ”

"Nonsense!" Lin Xue glanced at me, "At the beginning, Miss Ben didn't think about this at all, and I didn't even have a prophetic goal, where could I go to the prophet!" If the future were presented in front of my eyes, I would have gone crazy a long time ago! ”

"What do you say?"

Ding Ling, who had been listening to the audit and had never been able to 'plug in', finally couldn't help but be confused and asked.

"Carnival," Sandora walked over from behind, looking at Ding Ling's eyes full of thought, "It is the most *** festival that the empire is about to hold, and there will be countless worlds that will open their doors to each other during the festival, but for you, as long as it is a wonderful experience, I really didn't expect to let the human beings of the earth participate in this festival, after all, early contact with those things may cause a catastrophic 'sexual' impact on your civilization, but if it is just you and Lin Feng, participate in the grand event in the form of Lin Xue's special invitation, It seems that it can be done too. ”

Sandora's explanation may sound a little unclear to Ding Ling, who has never been in contact with the world of imperial rule, but just the part she can understand is enough to make ordinary people interested, this eldest lady who is as lively as Lin Xue and likes to be cheap suddenly changed: "Eh? Can I also participate? Your festival? Where? When? Is it fun? Do you have any souvenirs? ”

Ding Ling's series of questions made Lin Xue next to her increase her forehead with her hand, and the latter quickly stopped her best friend's behavior of such a dirty bun: "When you see it, you will know the way, haven't you and my brother who are not angry always be curious about what kind of world world I usually come into contact with?" This time, both Wood and Sandora have personally agreed, so you can just look at it. ”

Sandora nodded: "But there is one thing, you must ensure absolute secrecy, you may not be able to imagine what kind of scale this carnival is, it is not the same thing as the celebration in your human cognition, Ah Jun and I must ensure that this festival does not go wrong, understand?" ”

"Of course, of course!" Ding Ling hurriedly nodded again and again, "What I'm doing is a confidential job!" ”

Allowing Ding Ling and Lin Feng, the two "outsiders", to participate in the carnival is my whim, but it can't be said that it is completely a whim, after all, they all know some things, and in getting along with them, Lin Xue will naturally be a little embarrassed, I know Miss Lin's 'sexual' personality, although she looks very aggressive, but she is particularly sensitive on some issues of principle, and is a bit of a drill, without my consent, even in the face of her own brother, she will not casually 'mess' about our things, Instead of letting Lin Xue often struggle in this regard, it is better to simply let Lin Feng and Ding Ling know a little more, so as to save the two of them from putting pressure on Xue Ya when they are thinking nonsense.

Maybe she guessed my intention to do this, Lin Xue had a little deep meaning in her eyes when she looked here, and she seemed to be a little grateful and a little moved.

After a few words of explanation with Ding Ling, the two parties separated at the next fork in the road, but ...... Miss Lin really followed.

"That's right! I'm going to eat! ”

A certain undisciplined prophet confessed with such a big grin.

Bing Tis nodded repeatedly: "I like this 'sex' personality." ”

Kense: "Very good, very good. ”

You guys, don't add to the mess!