Chapter 656: The Gods' Private Interview

The Protoss Sliver Five and I looked at each other, looking at the group of star gods in front of me dressed like the teacher and student group who skipped class in the second middle school of the city, and I didn't breathe for ten seconds.

"Aha, Chen, your expression is so funny!" Bing Tis would never look at the atmosphere or look at other people's expressions, this big grinning female hooligan came up with a bear hug, and didn't care at all about the subtle expression of Sandora next to her, "You can't recognize the concubine body like this?!" ”

I danced and tried to break free, but the soft body on the other side made people not know where to put my hands, so I had to protest with a spiritual radio: "Ding Dong is on top!" If this female rascal doesn't let go, it's time for me to die! ”

"It's okay, it's okay, you can't die if you don't gasp anyway," Bingdis said as he said obediently, then took a half step back and turned in front of me, "How is it?" The concubine's dress is okay, right? I robbed a ...... from a store."

If you want to say that you bought it honestly, I don't believe it...... Wait a minute! You're out there robbing? Did these mortals provoke you?

I angrily "clicked" on the door of Bing Tisi's head, don't look at it as a high-level true god, you definitely don't have to be polite to the strips of the star field, especially Bing Tis, a female hooligan, you have to salute her respectfully, this guy can definitely be anxious with you, you have to fight to be regarded as a friend by her.

"Why are you hitting me?" Bingtis rolled his eyes, "After the robbery, I sent the money to the store's cash register!" The criterion of equivalent exchange is still known by the goddess. ”

"Then what are you robbing for?"

"It's funβ€”hey, you haven't said it yet, how about the concubine's dress?" Bingtis threw away the festival with a big grin, classified the robbery as his daily entertainment, and then spun in circles to show off his new clothes to the crowd.

I looked at the other person's outfit, and I must point out that although our goddess seemed to be very happy with her new dress, it was still a very ordinary long black dress, and it was a knockoff.

Although it is a combination of at least four or five famous brands, everyone knows that there is no real thing in the two kilometers around Erliqiao Market, and you can even buy bags of laundry detergent in this place......

It makes sense that Sicaro would use this as a base of activity!

But what do you say, a good clothes rack is pleasing to the eye no matter what is hung, the big man wears a big vest called two tendons, and if you want the little girl to wear it, you have to call it a suspender, although this statement is a bit wrong, but it is really appropriate to use it on Bingtis.

This giant royal sister of the disaster level, and she was born with that kind of elegant and noble temperament (before she spoke), no matter what she wears, it is a landscape.

Glancing at Bing Tis's figure, I nodded secretly, obviously it was just a plain black dress, why did she wear it like an evening dress?

The only regret is this: Do you know what mortals wear in winter? You haven't even taken off the "off-season promotion" sign on this dress!

"Aha? Season? Faced with my question, Bingtis immediately shook her hair with disdain - I don't even know how her ankle-length hair was so fresh and flowing, "This goddess is still afraid of the seasons?" The concubine is just taking a fancy to this dress! ”

Okay, okay, do you dare to say how many eyeball breakdowns you caused when you floated down the street in a spring and autumn dress?

But when it comes to eyeball collapse, these guys are an eye-catching thing in themselves, although they are first-class, at least they are still in the regular field, Monina and Lynn may not have any problems, but Uncle Kenther's Nordic-style beard and 123's gray-style European-style face are thrown out of the morning news, and as for Bingtis, even if you don't look at your face, that murderous long hair is enough to block half the street.

These guys really don't have any sincerity in disguise, at least change their faces? The light dyed the hair and eyeballs, which is a disguise!

As soon as I said my resentment, Monina immediately nodded thoughtfully: "Attention-grabbing? There is indeed such a thing, we were surrounded by a lot of people just now, if it wasn't for Lin throwing a few, it would be a bit troublesome, but now it's much better, although there are many people watching after changing clothes, but we have all thrown it off. ”

"Oh, I've changed my clothes." I nodded with satisfaction, it seems that these goods are still in decline...... Your sister!

"You came out in your own outfits?"

123's armor, Kesser's white robe, Lynn's dress, Monina's assassin suit, Ice's tuxedo...... These guys aren't going to just go out in a suit like that, bastard!

As a result, I apparently underestimated the ability of the bunch to get into trouble: they actually came out in those things.

"Sandora, I don't care if you lead them out, but at least you take care of them!"

I looked at Sandora with a look of resentment, and the latter just shrugged helplessly: "Strictly speaking, they came with me after I went out, and no one saw them come out wearing those things......"

Monina looked at me with a depressed expression, of course, she knew that the Tao was because of the chaos caused by her own group, how many years had these gods lived, and she didn't know what was going on, and of course she also understood what it would be like if her appearance appeared in front of ordinary people, but she was too lazy to care about mortal things, but now, after thinking about it, she decided to explain a little.

"Actually, based on Bubbles' suggestion, we prepared this."

As a member of the five-person group, Monina put on a more serious expression, and pulled out a half-human-tall sign from the different space with a "sigh", and wrote a line of big letters:

"The Gods C Group is looking for two-dimensional enthusiasts."

Although it feels a little painful, Bubbles, you rarely helped me solve a problem this time.

"After hanging this sign on the stupid brother's neck, the road was much quieter, although there were still a lot of people who came up to talk, but they were all for the stupid brother."

I looked at 123 with sympathy with Sandora, who suddenly shrunk his neck, "Please, don't let me think about that hour or so again." ”

"It's hard to have such a demonic sister, isn't it?"

After learning a little about Monina's hidden and bad side of her brother, I am more sympathetic to this handsome god of war: if you come out handsome, you will have to pay it back sooner or later.

Headache is headache, since these guys have come out, naturally they can't forcibly drag people back No, it's been so many days since they came down from the god realm to the human world, and they haven't let Bing Tis and them play in the world of the world, and they have been hanging around in Shadow Cheng and Avalon all day long, although the latter has also caused them enough trouble, but it is still wrong to restrict the freedom of the gods in this way......

After all, it's the gods......

Glancing at the group of gods in front of me who were discussing where to play next, I had mixed feelings.

"Chen! Give us a suggestion! Seeing that everyone's opinions couldn't be unanimous, Bingtis simply threw the burden to me, "This is your land, what other fun places are nearby?" You're really, obviously there's such a fun place outside, and you didn't say it earlier, but I only found out when I saw Sandora go out to forage for food and curiously followed! ”

Foraging......

I continued to have mixed feelings when I glanced at the queen girl next to me who was looking around boredly and looking around for some wild food.

"What have you been doing for half a day? I'll see if there's anything else you might be interested in. ”

"First followed Sandora to the food street to eat Malatang, then followed Sandora to a Western restaurant to eat Western food, and then followed Sandola to two McDonald's and three KFC, and when we were about to get here, we couldn't eat, so we went separately to play, and the nearby places were all around, ah yes, and this dress, when it was too eye-catching in the food street, we bought it nearby, the concubine likes beautiful clothes, Chen, you buy a few clothes for the concubine?"

I looked at the group of gods present who had set up a suit from Erliqiao, wearing the suits of Rak, Sentori, Chanel, and Louis Qiden, and I was immediately convinced.

So a few people (definitely not an exaggeration, if you take into account the destructive power of these guys, you can understand that a few people can be called Haohao) under the leadership of Sandora and me, and slaughtered the nearest big mall, the non-cottage area.

How to say it, in fact, Bing Tis himself doesn't care about the cottage or not, these powerful people from the Star Domain God Clan, which one of them is not worshiped by hundreds of millions of mortals and has eaten the lord who has seen it? In the world they rule, mortals who believe in these gods can unconditionally offer the most valuable treasures to the temple, and even if it is Lynn with a constant face, I have no doubt that her altar is piled up with sacrifices that can buy out several kingdoms: it is said that this underage dragon god, despite his personality, is still quite dignified among the believers, and sixty percent of the believers under his name are dragons, the most famous group of nouveau riche in the multiverse.

But those sacrifices that are incomparably precious to mortals are of little significance to the gods who control the countless worlds, the only gift that the gods receive from mortals is "piety", sincere faith and pure souls are their only value standards for mortals, in addition, anything that mortals care about is just "interesting" and "uninteresting" for them, which is easy to understand, even the apostles of Xiling have a similar view of the world, to take a simple example, gold is incomparably precious on earth, In the Vidis Empire, it is actually something used by poor people who have no money to buy iron bowls to serve food - they are not afraid of poisoning!

But just because Bingtis doesn't care doesn't mean I don't care, we still can't get rid of mortal values...... Ahem, the main thing is that the sharp-angled hooks on 123's shoes are too eye-catching.

"Wow, there's a lot of stuff in this place! The mortals of this world are a little interesting! As soon as we were taken to the Yutai Building, which is the second largest shopping center in the city, Bing Teis showed a happy expression, and I quickly grabbed this guy who likes to join in the fun: "Let's say okay first, we are here to buy something!" If you dare to rob, don't think about coming out with you! ”

With this group of Nine Heavenly Gods and Buddhas who may be in trouble at any time, I don't know whether it is right or wrong to go to this crowded place, anyway, as soon as they appear, it will cause an unusually serious traffic jam, let's use a bit of literary and artistic expression: this is an impetuous era, but also an era of collective boredom for everyone, and urban people who seriously lack freshness live in an unchanged life every day, so they will adopt a miserable and inhumane onlooker policy for anything worthy of attention around them. For example, a group of handsome men and women like P Guo suddenly appeared and besieged the department store.

Even the bearded Uncle Kense, who was watched by a group of lonely girls and across four or five age groups: people thought this was a wild artist.

Not to mention that in this era of tomboys, there is still a certain hot royal sister with ankle-length hair.

Maybe I should have asked them to disguise themselves more seriously in advance.

"Hey, you two come here!" Bing Teis didn't care about the surrounding environment at all, and shouted to 123 and Kense, who were in charge of carrying bags, in the lobby on the first floor of the shopping mall, which was obviously crowded, "Here, there are a lot of people here!" ”

I immediately increased the amount with my hand, although I know that you do things only by interest and by feeling, but you have all come to this place, can you not go to the only place where the bankruptcy sale is about to be withdrawn as soon as you come up?

"It can't be helped, Bingtis likes to be busy," Sandora touched my arm, "Didn't I burrow into the food stalls when I first arrived?" ”

That is, take you to the restaurant for a meal, my sister and I will not eat in the second half of the year?

Bing Tisi led a few gods to the special price area that is the dragon Xiang Sky Jiao into the sea, obviously they are all things that are of little value to them, these guys can still happily buy a lot, but I have to accompany them to make trouble, I really shouldn't have let Bing Tisi have an undisciplined little seller to be shocked, and promised to buy her a few clothes, and the goddess's physical strength is too good.

And this group of guys who have a strong sense of presence no matter where they go also continue to attract the attention of customers in the already densely populated special price area.,The sister who is usually responsible for helping us clear the flow of people is not there.,As one of the only two young men in a group of beautiful women.,Me and 123 This pressure.。

The only thing to be thankful for is that 123 not only has to bear the envy, jealousy and hatred from male compatriots, but also has to unconditionally accept the scorching baptism of a group of spring budding aunts, compared to me, I don't have this trouble.

…… Let's just let someone be complacent, okay?

"Hey, Chen! Do you see that the concubine looks good in this dress? ”

Ice Tide jumped out of the fitting room for the third time, and this time the goddess had changed into a dress suitable for the season: a bright violet sweatshirt, and it seemed that the goddess, who had an unusual love for long skirts, had finally finished picking out the only two or three out-of-season clothes in this place.

"It's just a little smaller, it's tight." With a hint of regret, Bingtis tugged at the neckline of his clothes.

It's a miracle that you can wear this kind of loose clothing with a tight feeling! The little girl who was buying clothes next to her was about to cry, do you know?

"Phew, I'm doing my best," Sandora's voice came from the side, "temporarily use the spirit to dispel and divert the attention of the idle people and others from this side, this is really a skillful job, the human spirit is old and fragile, and the presence of Bing Teis is too high." ”

I looked around, and sure enough, in addition to the normal salespeople and customers, the crowd of onlookers who had just been attracted by the shouting Bing Tis had dispersed, and the flow of people in the vicinity had finally returned to normal, and I was immediately relieved.

Enough attention is usually enough, so let's reminisce about the lives of ordinary people today.

"Stareβ€”" Bingdis finally puffed out his cheeks in annoyance as he hung out for a long time, and looked at me with bad intentions.

"It's good, it's good-looking!" I hurriedly reassured the guy who was about to have a problem at any time, "I'm just curious: how did you get such long hair by yourself?" ”

Bing Teis leaned over: "Spatial teleportation!" ”

Me: "......"

While we were talking, another girl who got in to try on clothes also came out, this time it was Monina, and the fierce dark goddess girl came out and said two words to her brother, the first sentence was "Take the clothes!" The second sentence is "hurry up and pay the money", after saying these two sentences, she showed us her aesthetic vision under the resentment on 123's face, of course, just like the few clothes she tried before, in one round, Monina made Bingtis's bust completely crushed.

"Why don't you pick one?" I looked at Lin, who was standing on tiptoe with her head down, and I always felt that this was too pitiful to look at, "When I finish buying clothes, I have to go to the second floor to have a look, if you have something you want to buy, say it quickly - the brand area can also be used!" ”

It's really possible, as gods, even if one of you doesn't buy discounts!

"I ...... I don't need it," the girl immediately shrunk her neck and said, "I'm about the same size as Sister Monina, as long as I'm one size smaller, Sister Monina has already bought it for me just now, and they are all favorite colors." ”

Uh, it turns out that there are still people who care about this? Or does he know that this idiot usually destroys things, so he doesn't dare to let her do it?

"Sandora, can I buy you something too?" I looked at the empty-handed Sandora next to me, and said what I planned at the beginning, since I have led a group of gods to defeat the family, of course, I can't snub my own treasure, Your Majesty the Queen of Majesty, how can you suffer with us, right?

"Huh? I? Sandora pointed to her nose in surprise, obviously not expecting me to suddenly buy her something, "No, I don't have anything to want." ”

Suddenly I was a little moved, what a good girl you say, the character of the Ninety-Five, after following himself, he was so willing to become a virtuous helper, usually hard work and grievances to give me shelter from the wind and rain to share worries and solve problems, occasionally come to a shopping mall to think of ways to save money for her husband, unconsciously I and Sandora have entered this kind of husband and wife link? Why is the queen so cute after she turns into a virtuous wife?

"But I seem to be hungry again, Jun, will I go eat later? There's a restaurant on the roof. ”

The preface is retracted, this girl spends no more money than the two group armies.

But at this moment, when a group of big people were busy sweeping the ready-to-wear area, a voice suddenly sounded not far behind us: "Huh? Wood? ”~~~~! ~!